Percy : what did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
Annabeth : percy it's 4am go tf to sleep.
Percy : oH sHeEt.
Annabeth *taking out a dragger* : GET THE HECK OUT OF MY HOUSE.
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Leo : I dare you to kiss the hottest girl in the room
Leo : you noticed how I said "girl" Not "person" Because let's face it, I'll smoke you all bitches. 😌
*cue leo getting thrown out AGAIN*
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Annabeth : if leo and grover are in the middle of the road. Who do you hit?
Percy : Leo of course, grover>>>>>>>
Annabeth *massaging her temple* : for the last time percy, brakes. You. Hit. The. Brakes.
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Jason : okay, I'm going to look for a parking spot, can you both get us a table?
*a few minutes later in french accent*
Leo : *RUNNING OUT OF THE RESTAURANT WITH A TABLE* START THE CAR
Piper : *STARTS ENGINE STUFFING THE TWO IN*
Jason : ...........👁👄👁
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Reyna : I have this head ache, it comes and goes.
*Octavian enters*
Reyna : oh look, there is again ✨
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