#Funny textpost

[unicorn-wrath]

lol

[anotherpjofan]

The fact that Andrew Tate was arrested cause he couldn't handle losing to a teen girl is the funniest shit of 2022

[drownininstuff]

in pt 2 of i've been living under a rock :

LMAO WHAT WAS THE USA PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

LIKE I JUST WATCHED IT AND

it was a circus.

that's all i'll say.

[teashh]

30 notes don't seem a lot. Even 400 isn't in the grand scheme of interactions on Tumblr. But holy hell, if 30 people entered a room and said "Hey. Your opinion was fucking relatable/funny/so good that I liked it and I'm telling you that I liked it", my jaw would drop at the sheer number of people. I'd probably run out because of my anxiety.

[duskymrel]

homophobes are always saying shit to me like "Jesus is inside you!! he's inside all of us!!!" and i only have two things to say to that:

I hope to Jesus's Dad he's not because i like women

Jesus is bisexual

[demobatman]

i hope that you not only see me as a mutual but a babygirl as well

[emilnikos]

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

[knifefightscene]

[writeouswriter]

The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

[cyberiapinksosa333]

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

[anxietyproblem]

[unicorn-wrath]

[softstrawberrycreamcake]

[violent138]

Nightwing, stalling: "How much are we worth?"

Slade, checking the bounty: "All figured... about two hundred bucks."

Nightwing: *wheezes*

Red Hood, outraged: "Two hundred bucks, that's it?! After all the shit we've pulled, a lousy two hundred bucks each?"

Penguin: "That's two hundred for both of you."

Nightwing: "Are you crazy? Slade, don't take it. You could do better."

[jdrawer01]

I would like to make an original post, a text post, not a repost please. Can someone help me?

[duskymrel]

the "one, two, three, that's enough for me!" rule in Elementary school ignited nothing but hatred in my tinier human vessel. i need more than 2 sips of water every couple of hours. i'm a thirsty bitch.