#jacob goodnight

[taeaura]

if a horror/slasher movie ends with the killer in the back seat {of the victim's escape car} when a victim "finally" escapes, it automatically pisses me off - Why is it acceptable as a writer to end a 'horror' movie with the lamest, easiest-to-write ending?? Cmon now, it's so boring and unrealistic.

"Oh, but Tae, slasher films are unrealistic in their nature!1!" no shit, dawg - but you cannot convince me that the "killer suddenly appears in the backseat and kills the protagonist to allow for another potential movie" isn't the worst ending you've ever seen.

How did they get in there? How did the victim not see their {usually} fat ass in the back seat? {I'm looking at you, Thomas Hewitt and Jacob Goodnight}. What the actual fuck. HOW DID THE KILLER NOT GET HURT AT ALL IN THE CAR CRASH? {if it crashes}

PLEASE stop using this as an acceptable ending. Put more thought and effort into your scripts, PLEASE

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[calmcoldevening]

More intimate than sex

Characters: Jason Voorhees, Bubba Sawyer, Jacob Goodnight

Tw: a little mention of bad childhood, cruel treatment in past

Even big boys needs some care and affection

Jason Voorhees

• Devotion, sitting in each other's arms, weakness. He always had to be strong, because as a child, being weak, he fell victim to rude guys and became who he is now. Therefore, in adulthood, he tries to remain impartial and moderately rude. But with you, he can afford to be weak, he can cry for his mother while you gently hug and caress him. He can be himself.

• Jason has always been insecure about himself because of his face and appearance in general. Yes, he had an attractive and muscular body now, but it was just a shell for that poor, shaking boy. And you managed to get through to this boy. You gave Jason hope that he might be loved not for his looks, but for his kindness and actions. You've shone a light on his dark, raw life.

• Sleep together. Of course, he doesn't need sleep, but for Jason, it's literally a way for him to show that he appreciates you and cares about you. While you're sleeping, he's just watching you and protecting you. Jason holds you tightly in his arms, hugging you to his chest. It protects and warms you.

• Jason is not used to laughing, but it happens to you almost by itself. It's like you always know what to say to make him laugh. And your own laughter.. It's music to his ears. Jason is ready to do anything to hear it at least once more.

Bubba Sawyer

• Face again. Bubba will need time to get used to the fact that you love him regardless of his face. Tell him more often how cute and handsome he is, and how much you love him. He is very vulnerable, so please grow this flower, and don't trample it.

• He is quite naive when it comes to some issues not related to killing people, so he is often afraid to show weakness, he does not want to seem stupid. Just be patient. Tell him if he doesn't understand something and just hug him, saying that everything will be fine and he will cope with everything. This boy is extremely introverted, so do not rush, but only carefully guide him.

• Family. Bubba loves his family very much, so things about family are already very personal to him. What could be more intimate than viewing your childhood photos and stories about the past?

• Sharing his feelings and thoughts can also be difficult, so it is very important for him that his partner understands, accepts and supports Bubba. This applies to any personal issues.

• I think Bubba is one of the supporters of platonic love, so hugging is a very intimate process for him. Not like when you just wrapped your arms around a person and stepped back, no. A long, warm and gentle hug, full of feelings and unspoken words.

Jacob Goodnight

• Show feelings. He doesn't think he has the right to do that. And yet, it's different with you. When you're around, he wants to smile. A really kind, sincere smile. He likes your smile. A really happy one, not the one that his victims squeeze out in an attempt to delay their death. Your smile is pure, innocent. You look at Jacob with such love that it makes his heart beat much faster. Your eyes sparkle with care and tenderness. His most beloved eyes, which he wants to keep for himself forever and cherish. And yet, he wants to leave those eyes on your face. You are pure, there is no sin in you. You don't deserve to be hurt.

• Next to you, he turns from a violent man into a scared child who is looking for affection and care. His mother had been suppressing and humiliating him for years. You are his only ray of light in this dark realm, you are his world, his paradise.

• Jacob likes to lie on your chest, hugging you tightly, and there's nothing vulgar about it. You're not like the others. Pure, innocent. You really love him. You hug and gently caress his back while he lies on your smaller body and almost purrs. He feels so good in your arms.

• Jacob likes to hold you in his arms while you sit on his lap. A man shunned a woman for a long time because of the commandments of his religious mother, so it was difficult for him to get used to touching your body. But once he learns, he will hug you for a long time. Jacob was hungry for touch. He squeezes you tightly, burying his nose in your hair and inhaling your soothing scent with pleasure. You're his safe place.

• Jacob has trained his dogs to protect you. You're the only person they can't touch, except for him, of course. His pets cling to you, demanding affection and attention. Therefore, if at least one victim attacks you, the dogs will rush at the unfortunate one, while one of the animals will carefully lick your wound.

• Jacob let you treat the wound on the back of his head. It hurt, but he endured it. You treated her and bandaged her up. At least now it will heal and not continue to rot. He lets you treat all your wounds. Your touch is gentle, it calms him down. You are his personal angel, sent by God for his faithful service.

[mixreality]

They are best friends

[mjrkime]

When there's a guy you're into, but he's the momma's boi but his momma is a non-negotiable psycho, deranged and protective.

Also somebody's definitely gonna die.

💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻👀👀👀

Count me in, beech

[mary-aisha]

[scholarofgloom]

[theyearofthewolf]

SLASHER/FINAL GIRL DYNAMICS 3/?

Jacob Goodnight (Glen Jacobs) & Kira Vanning (Samantha Noble) - See No Evil (2006)

[principiumindividuationis777]

[hancreealt]

furry . . .

[darknessillumina]

jacob goodnight

[calmcoldevening]

Jacob Goodnight x reader, headcanons

Tw: mention of bad childhood, maybe mommy issues, religiosity

• Well, let's start with the simplest, it would be quite difficult to enter into a relationship with him, given his mother's upbringing. You were one of the victims, but you weren't a whore like the others. Your eyes were pure and innocent, and there was no sin in them. Jacob left you in a cage in his room. Sometimes he would just pull you out when he was alone and put you on his lap. The man held you tightly to him and inhaled your soothing scent. He still felt a strong sense of guilt, but it was dulled by the tenderness of your skin and the softness of your touch. Over time, you got used to his antics, and even responded to his actions with tenderness. You gently caressed his cheeks, stroked his head, massaged those tense shoulders. Jacob clung to your touch like a kitten.

• There was no vulgarity or sexual overtones in his actions. Yes, maybe he wanted you somewhere in his subconscious and his body even reacted, but his mother's upbringing did not allow this to happen. At least not before you become his wife. Therefore, all the time of your "relationship" will be exclusively tenderness and hugs.

• Jacob doesn't know how to kiss, so you'll have to teach him. Just think where he got the experience from, his mother literally punished him for any physiological reactions to the opposite sex, so he has absolutely no experience.

• Teach him slowly and don't be ashamed of him if something doesn't work out right away. He will really try and put all of himself into this business. Jacob loves you and will do anything to make you proud. And don't force him to do anything, the boy may have some kind of bad reaction.

• Jacob is basically a very sweet and protective man when it comes to you. He's trying to protect you from crazy victims. And if you get hurt because of some person, Jacob will brutally kill them, and then take care of you. He'll hold you close and whine, tears streaming from his eyes. Teach him to give first aid to both you and him.

• Jacob allows you to treat your wounds, although it will take quite a long time. He was not used to contact with other people, except from his mother.

• In terms of relationships, Jacob is a hopeless romantic and will just try to make you as happy as possible. He grew up in religious beliefs, so even kissing before the wedding is quite difficult for him. Be patient with him.

• You are the most beautiful woman in his life, Jacob will fall in love with you completely and completely. He likes everything about you, especially what you consider your flaws. Do you have big hips? Jacob will squeeze them gently and sleep on your lap. Stretch marks or scars? He will kiss each of them with special tenderness. Are you overweight? Honey, he lifts you up with one hand and won't notice, this wonderful man is seven feet tall, did you just see his physical strength? You are a little princess for him, who needs to be taken care of and protected.

• In fact, when he's alone with you, he becomes vulnerable enough to cry or even talk. It's going to take a long time for Jacob to really get used to you, but it's worth it.

• If he were to start dating you, he'd be awkward. And he'd not know exactly what to do. He might be somewhat overly attached to you, considering it's his first relationship. But he wouldn't cross any boundaries.

• Tell Jacob more often that you love him. Tell him he's handsome and you like a lot of things about him. The boy is very insecure about himself because of his domineering mother, so his self-esteem is extremely low. Help him to believe in himself and become fully independent without his abusive mother.

• Jacob really likes holding your hands. It's just a confirmation that you're here. Your hands are so small compared to his big rough palms, it's so cute. He'll just be there to protect you, hug you. He wants to spend all his free time with you. This man is a real gentleman.

• Jacob hates watching any victim hit on you, especially if it's a man. He sees them looking at you with their dirty sinful looks, they're definitely looking at you sexually. But you're so sweet and innocent, Jacob has to protect his angel from their vile sin. Very jealous. Again, he is very insecure and may think that you will go to some victim and leave him. Jacob won't survive this. He loves you immensely and wants to see you by his side.

[eternalstateofoctober]

— 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔦 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔟𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖙 𝖔𝖓𝖈𝖊 | AMC’s IWTV

also known as ”local woman is roused to learn editing to deliver everyone this fandom classic” (the video's synced better on desktop)

transcription/video description under the cut:

[video description: a fan video/edit of amc’s ”interview with the vampire” by tumblr user @eternalstateofoctober (me!!) set to a shortened version of lenka’s ”everything at once”. the video clips are cut to the rhythm of the song and its changing lyrics. the song is catchy and upbeat with a light, bouncy rhythm and a whimsical but also slightly melancholic vibe at times. it has a steady beat with repeating piano notes and some xylophone. the video clips are muted so only the song is playing, save for a few voiceover lines and sound effects.

(instrumental intro, repeating piano notes)

the théâtre des vampires orchestra starts playing and another member checks the projector. a watermark with the username @eternalstateofoctober flashes on screen and disappears at the same time as a projector light flickers.

🎵 as sly as a fox 🎵

two clips of daniel after the trial script reveal. first he tosses the script to louis, then he pushes his glasses up and casts a hard look at an off-screen armand.

🎵 as strong as an ox 🎵

armand uses the mind gift to make the coven fall asleep at the dinner table in 2x04, voiceover of him yelling ”enough!” angrily and banging the table. table settings clattering. then lestat using the mind gift at the trial to manipulate louis’ sentence. his left ear starts bleeding. VO lestat: ”banishment...”

🎵 as fast as a hare 🎵

louis sprints at daniel in ’73, making him stumble back.

🎵 as brave as a bear 🎵

clips of young daniel being tortured by armand. first he lifts his gaze, then there’s two clips of him being slammed down by armands powers. last clip is him closing his eyes while armand holds his face. VO of daniel’s grunts and whimpers.

🎵 as free as a bird 🎵

claudia on stage as baby lu mimes opening a window made of projections happily.

🎵 as neat as a word 🎵

claudia writes in her diary in season 1, the clip has a double exposure effect with her pen moving on the page.

🎵 as quiet as a mouse 🎵

a wide shot of the sewers the children of darkness inhabit.

🎵 as big as a house 🎵

establishing shot of the théâtre des vampires building. suddenly the screen flashes black and there’s a quick flickering shot of the talamasca logo on daniel’s laptop screen and a glitching sound effect.

🎵 as mean as a wolf 🎵

close-up of santiago on stage in 2x02, he looks right at the audience seductively.

🎵 as sharp as a tooth 🎵

shots of the vamps baring their fangs. lestat ripping the priests throat out in 1x01, claudia in madeleine’s shop, louis in ’73 showing off to daniel, armand hissing at lestat in 2x03.

🎵 as deep as a bite 🎵

extreme close-up of lestat biting louis at the altar.

🎵 as dark as the night 🎵

madeleine lights a candle that illuminates her face during a power outage. she’s watched from outside her shop window by a curious claudia.

🎵 as sweet as a song 🎵

young daniel embraces armand after armand has manipulated him to accept death. armand strokes his hair and there’s armand’s calm whisper as a voiceover: ”i’ll hold you…”

🎵 as right as a wrong 🎵

claudia’s real turning. lestat looks up from an off-screen louis who’s begging on his knees. in the second clip he’s kneeling next to claudia on the floor and lifting her upper body while louis’ back is still turned to them.

🎵 as long as a road 🎵

louis’ finger taps a spot on a map in the warzone.

🎵 as ugly as a toad 🎵

the vampire bruce cocking his head.

🎵 as pretty as a picture, hanging from a fixture 🎵

lestat’s portrait hangs on the wall in the théâtre’s green room in 2x02, jumpcut to it in flames in 2x08.

🎵 strong like a family 🎵

the de pointe du lac and frenière families pose for a portrait at grace’s wedding. the clip changes to the next with the camera’s flash going off.

🎵 strong as i wanna be 🎵

VO Madeleine: ”mais j'ai survécu.” (”but i survived” in french). shots of madeleine’s past, the trial by mob. extreme close-up of her crying face, the angry crowd surrounding her, her screaming while her hair is shorn. the segment ends with her throwing an iron through her shop window where a group of locals has just painted a swastika. sound effect of glass shattering.

🎵 bright as day, as light as play 🎵

madeleine’s vision of claudia as she’s turned. claudia in a yellow dress in madeleine’s shop, smiling to the camera—at madeleine—and turning to the mirror. the whole scene basks in warm, bright afternoon light.

🎵 as hard as nails 🎵

grace looks up at a slightly off-screen louis in 1x05, a hard, difficult look. they are at louis’ fake grave at night and grace is holding a funeral bouquet.

🎵 as grand as a whale 🎵

two clips after one another. first is louis being buried alive in 2x07, a silent scream as the rocks rush to cover his face. second one is his feet stepping onto the rocks in the penthouse’s sundial room. VO old daniel: ”where’s your coffin?”

(the music quiets and slows down slightly for the next line.)

🎵 as warm as the sun 🎵

close-up of claudia burning in the sun at the trial. she is turning into ash but still looks at an off-screen lestat.

🎵 as silly as fun 🎵

several clips in rapid succession. murder family laughing at a movie theatre, them dancing together—holding hands, claudia cheering riding the sidecar of a motorcycle in paris during the théâtre’s group hunting, armand smirking wearing malek’s glasses, vamp daniel’s tv interview, him laughing at the host.

🎵 as cool as a tree 🎵

real rashid steps slightly forward, hands clasped behind his back with a neutral expression.

🎵 as scary as the sea 🎵

two clips of armand in ’73. first his eyes shake as he slams daniel down with his powers in the background, then him turning slowly—eyes wide—to face daniel that’s sitting in front of him.

🎵 as hot as fire 🎵

three clips showing fire in the show. first: daciana throwing herself into the flames, second: armand’s fire gift, him looking at a flame in his hand, third: the théâtre’s fire starting behind louis as he looks into claudia’s mirror backstage. the mirror reads ”tweedily deedily dead”.

🎵 cold as ice 🎵

louis cuts off santiago’s head, louis smirking, looking down. VO: louis’ satisfied chuckle.

🎵 sweet as sugar and everything nice 🎵

VO louis and old daniel: ”would you like a sample?” ”i’m a savory man most days.” with first a clip of armand-as-rashid’s blissful expression as louis drinks from him at the dinner table in 1x05, then three clips of sweet treats: the strawberry dessert from 1x02 being set in front of daniel, daniel taking a bite of it, then young daniel sipping his grasshopper at mary’s. the clip ends with old daniel’s hand pushing his coffee cup forward, requesting a refill.

🎵 as old as time 🎵

armand stares at a painting depicting him in the louvre, eyes wide, brows slightly furrowed, head slightly turned.

🎵 as straight as a line 🎵

the recording on daniel’s laptop flatlining, him looking at armand, armand smiling warmly at him.

🎵 as royal as a queen 🎵

lestat basks in all his king raj mardi gras costume glory, he smiles widely up at the camera positioned above his head.

🎵 as buzzed as a bee 🎵

lestat on stage in 2x03, wiggling his shoulders, smiling playfully, flipping his coat tails up and bending over for the audience.

🎵 as stealth as a tiger 🎵

estelle and celeste spying on louis and claudia in paris.

🎵 smooth as a glider 🎵

armand floats up the louvre floors as louis and dreamstat take the stairs.

🎵 pure as a melody, pure as i wanna be 🎵

first, a shot of louis and paul dancing at grace’s wedding, smiling at each other. then, a close-up of paul sitting of the roof, turning to look at an off-screen louis as the screen slowly fades to black and another watermark appears. the voiceover is paul and louis’: ”i love you, louis.” ”i love you too, baby brother.”

/end video description]

[mjrkime]

I'm sorry, but See No Evil 2 could be a peak dark comedy if it was just the first third of the movie.

Like...

The actress that plays Tamara just goes into the dissecting room and starts riding a corpse of a recently deceased maniac. And her boyfriend just watches this with a true-to-god genuine expression of "uncomfy" and just says "Honey, please get off the dead guy"

And then Kayla starts flirting with Amy's brother like... In the cookie-cutter cringe way with the tooth-rottening sweetness in her voice and this dialogue happens:

Her: Why don't you like me?

Him: I like you. You're like a sister to me.

I guess, that was the pick-up line, because they started making out almost immediately after that.

I laughed like a motherf*ker at Tamara's performance, literally the best here because Katharine Isabelle somehow took it upon herself to make the entire movie more fun than it could ever be... And then Jacob actually goes on a murder spree and it all turns into the hellish realm of boredom.

And also Jacob is another Jason dupe.

[mary-aisha]

[scholarofgloom]

[thepachy]

Last ones for tonight!

The dear lil Faith of @firenorartist with her uncles

And the last one is my dear Tyron and honestly i like him but no idea what # because like #tyronjacobjuniorseed lol ?! Jk obviously but i really start to love him so yeah, now my old au has a little variant where they adopted an abandoned child and all

And also it would be an interesting thing to be raised by these two, in the new world with a whole ass pack of wolves…