#jake walman

[endeus]

macklin gets MOBBED after scoring the game-winner in overtime (feat. dancing with walman)

[nuge]

when you only have eyes for each other after scoring the OT winner

mcdrai | EDM @ VGK | 05.09.2025

+ bonus: bench reaction & knobs accidentally slapping his assistant coach trying to high-five him:

[jeynearrynofthevale]

237 Reasons to Have Sex - Survey from the Archives of Sexual Behavior

[sunshine-gumdrop]

🫂 Pickard leaping at Jeff Skinner, hugging like a golden retriever who just found his person.

Leon scored, Picks launched, the world healed a little, jeff Skinner met taylor Swift, and I cried in Oilers blue.

[zyphnn]

blorbos from my hockey team

[oensible]

[Video description: San Jose Sharks skater Jake Walman kneeling on the ice after a scrum with the Avalanche as a ref leans over to talk to him. Drew Remenda (voiceover) says, "And we'll have to see. The refs have to decide" referring to the penalties that will be doled out for the scrum. Walman says something not picked up by the mic then stands up and suddenly audibly shouts "I'll beat the FUCK out of you" at someone off screen before skating off to the penalty box. Drew says, "Let's go look at this save" before he gets cut off by the end of the video. End video description.]

[macktism]

sharks emergency contacts! do NOT choose 71 and 2

transcript under cut!

timothy liljegren: *reads the question out loud* "emergency contact on the team?"

will smith: *points at macklin celebrini* this guy.

celebrini humms.

macklin celebrini: *points at will smith* who would yours be?

smith and celebrini simultaneously count down: three, two, one, you. *they point at each other*

timothy liljegren: not mario. *pauses* i don't know, probably sturmy. i feel like he's very responsible.

klim kostin: actually he's in barracuda now, but asky.

ty dellandrea: kuny for sure.

alex wennberg: *mocks dellandrea* "kuny". i got toff.

nico sturm: *scoffs* no, not toff!

nico sturm: *turns his head towards barclay goodrow* [he] seems like a very responsible person.

barclay goodrow: wow! *starts talking over sturm* you know what sturmy?

nico sturm: i will [go? do?] goody.

barclay goodrow: *continues* even if you didn't say that, i was gonna say you as well.

luke kunin: toffoli maybe? that's what an answer- yeah i'd go toff.

marc-éduoard vlasic: do i trust anybody that much in an emergency? ah, *shrugs* i have no do no one.

tyler toffoli: it's definitely not mack and it's definitely not will.

fabian zetterlund: *agrees* no, could be you-

tyler toffoli: *interrupts excitedly* kuny! or me, yeah.

fabian zetterlund: *continues* bub- either bub or you.

tyler toffoli: *pats him on the chest* no, you'd say- you'd say ekky though.

fabian zetterlund: no, he would have me for sure.

william eklund: i would say definitely not will smith.

henry thrun: yeah, probably rule out seventy-one and uh-

william eklund: *finishes his sentence* two.

henry thrun: *slightly delayed* two.

william eklund: who would be, though?

henry thrun: *off screen* probably me.

someone else off screen: yeah.

william eklund: thrun knows the deal. i could take him- or zetts.

henry thrun: shaq, shaquille o'neal.

shakir mukhamadullin: *gestures over at thrun* i would say three.

jake walman: i would say thrunner. thrunner or pickles probably.

jack thompson: i think delly. [he's] got some survival skills, i think.

carl grundström: i'd say zetts.

vitek vaneček: mario for sure.

collin graf: i'd say thrunner. harvard guy, he's smart.

[budgetmilk]

mason marchment & jake walman dal @ edm | 25 may '25

[lilywhiteandburgundyandblue]

this is so funny

[tomasxhertl]

Smith's dad and Zetterlund's former billet dad (from Utica) read the lineup before the game vs the Kraken (ft. the American flag Will Smith picture taped up and Zetterlund who is struggling to keep a beat)

x

[endeus]

macklin gets boxed out of the hug by ceci and walman having a moment

[nuge]

what every panthers player deserves <3

jake walman | EDM @ FLA | 06.09.2025

[puckpocketed]

3/12/2024 - SJS @ WSH

🦈💗🤏a frenzy of sharks 🫳💖 🦈

[sunshine-gumdrop]

Top corner, no hesitation, pure spite.

@zmhyman this is for you!

Jake ‘I hate the Panthers personally’ Walman.

[fossore]

The Sharks did their annual Sampling with the Sharks Charity Auction which included player "Favorite Things" gift baskets. Auctions are saved but they get hard to find unless you have the right link, so the overall image of the baskets and description of the contents is saved below (find out what Thrun's favorite book apparently is!)

Note: all images of the entire gift baskets are left without alt text as the contents are also included in the post

#3 Henry Thrun's Favorite Things Basket!

This package includes:

Adidas Authentic Made in Canada Home Evolve "Thrun" Jersey Autographed by #3 Henry Thrun (Size 56)

Hyperice Hypervolt Go 2 Portable Percussion Massager

San Jose Sharks Plush Blanket

San Jose Sharks Mini Hockey Stick

Shoe Dog by Phil Knight featuring personalized message from Henry Thrun

Assorted Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate Squares

3 Mini Shark Rubber Ducks

Sponsorship of Layla the Pup's care at Humane Society Silicon Valley

Woven basket with lid

This basket was thoughtfully curated and generously donated by Henry Thrun and Leyla Ewald

#7 Nico Sturm's Favorite Things Basket!

This package includes:

Fanatics Replica Made in Indonesia Home Evolve "Sturm" Jersey Autographed by #7 Nico Sturm (Size L)

Black Lululemon Daily Multi-Pocket Tote Bag 20L

Black Lululemon The Mat 5mm Made With FSC(TM) Certified Rubber

Lululemon Double Roller

Black Lululemon Back to Life Sport Bottle 32oz

Therabody Theragun Wave Duo Smart Vibrating Roller

This basket was thoughtfully curated and generously donated by Nico Sturm and Taylor Turnquist

#11 Luke Kunin's Favorite Things Basket!

This package includes:

Adidas Authentic Made in Canada Home Evolve "Kunin" Jersey Autographed by #11 Luke Kunin (Size: 54)

LKT1D Hoodie to be Autographed by #11 Luke Kunin (Size: L)

LKT1D Hat to be Autographed by #11 Luke Kunin (Size: Adjustable)

LKT1D Puck Autographed by #11 Luke Kunin

6-pack Coors Banquet Beer

32 oz Grey Owala FreeSip Water Bottle

7 oz Sanders Sea Salt Caramel Dark Chocolate

This basket was thoughtfully curated and generously donated by Luke and Sophia Kunin

#21 Alexander Wennberg's Favorite Things Basket!

This package includes:

Fanatics Replica Made in Indonesia Away Evolve "Wennberg" Jersey Autographed by #21 Alex Wennberg (Size L)

3 Fanatics Authentic Pro San Jose Sharks A-Frame Rink Hats Autographed by Alexander Wennberg (Adjustable - Snapback)

Black Yeti Hopper Flip 12 Soft Cooler

Black Yeti Rambler 20oz Travel Mug

AirPods Pro

12oz Blue Bottle Coffee Bella Donovan Whole Beans

12oz Blue Bottle Coffee Kenya Whole Beans

This basket was thoughtfully curated and generously donated by Alexander and Felicia Wennberg

#44 Marc-Edouard Vlasic's Favorite Things Basket!

This package includes:

Adidas Authentic Made in Canada Home Evolve "Vlasic" Jersey Autographed by #44 Marc-Edouard Vlasic (Size 56)

#44 Grey Reebok Sharks Hockey Player Issued Hoodie

750 ml Bottle of Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label Brut Champagne Autographed by Members of 2024-25 San Jose Sharks

Jar of Sweet Vlasic Pickles Autographed by #44 Marc-Edouard Vlasic

2 Mini Pure Maple Syrup Bottles

Ferrero Rocher Chocolate Bar

2 Poutine Gravy Mix Packages

Just Dill Dog Toy

Kong Cozie Doy Toy

Kong Ball Dog Toy

Fresh is Best Freeze-Dried Wild Salmon Fillet Dog Treats

Dried Dog Treats

Woven Basket

This basket was thoughtfully curated and generously donated by Marc-Edouard Vlasic and Frederique Guay

#73 Tyler Toffoli's Favorite Things Basket!

This package includes:

Fanatics Replica Made in Indonesia Home Evolve "Toffoli" Jersey Autographed by #73 Tyler Toffoli (Size XL)

San Jose Sharks Foam Finger Autographed by #73 Tyler Toffoli

San Jose Sharks Puck Autographed by #73 Tyler Toffoli

Official Major League Baseball Framed Baseball

New Era 9FIFTY Snapback LA Dodgers Hat (Adjustable)

IN-N-OUT T-Shirt (Size L)

IN-N-OUT Stickers

IN-N-OUT Gift card

IN-N-OUT Paper Hats

SJ Sharkie Kuricha Plush Doll

8.3 oz Brodo Roasted Garlic & Chili Chicken Bone Broth

8.3 oz Brodo Rosemary & Lemon Chicken Bone Broth

5.3 oz Smart Sweets Sweet Fish

7.8 oz Late July Garden Ranch Tortilla Chips

3 lbs Dr Teal's Pure Epsom Salt Soaking Solution (Relax & Relief)

34 fl oz Dr Teal's Foaming Bath with Pure Epsom Salt (Relax & Relief)

This basket was thoughtfully curated and generously donated by Tyler and Cat Toffoli

#91 Carl Grundstrom's Favorite Things Basket!

This package includes:

Fanatics Replica Made in Indonesia Home Evolve "Grundstrom" Jersey to be Autographed by #91 Carl Grundstrom - Note: This jersey is currently being made and will be autographed by Carl on February 2. Auction listing photo will not be updated to include jersey but auction winner will receive an autographed jersey

San Jose Sharks blanket

San Jose Sharks Scarf

San Jose Sharks Keychain

San Jose Sharks Magnet

San Jose Sharks Puck to be Autographed by #91 Carl Grundstrom

The Little Book of Fika by Lynda Balslev

Swedish Playing Cards

Kafferep Cookies with Raspberry-Flavored Filling (12 count)

Kafferep Cookies with Chocolate-Flavored Filling (12 count)

Pagen Gifflar Cinnamon Treats (12 count)

5.11 oz Karlfazer Milk Chocolate with Toffee Pieces Bar

Woven basket

This basket was thoughtfully curated and generously donated by Carl and Wilma Grundstrom

#96 Jake Walman's Favorite Things Basket!

This package includes:

Fanatics Replica Made in Indonesia Home Evolve "Walman" Jersey Autographed by #96 Jake Walman (Size XL) - Note: this jersey was autographed upside down. A new jersey is being made and will be autographed to replace the upside down signature. Auction winner will receive a correctly oriented jersey

San Jose Sharks Puck Autographed by #96 Jake Walman

75 White Callaway Wooden Tees

12 Callaway Hex Diablo Golf Balls

22 oz Yankee Candle - Midnight's Summer

13 oz Threshold Candle - Coastal Wind and Lavender

750 ml Decoy Chardonnay

12 oz can Strawberry Vanilla Olipop

12 oz can Classic Root Beer Olipop

6 oz Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolates

6 Full Size Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Woven Basket

This basket was thoughtfully curated and generously donated by Jake Walman and Haley Borland

#4 Cody Ceci's Favorite Things Basket!

This package includes:

Fanatics Authentic Pro San Jose Sharks Rink Trucker Hat Autographed by #4 Cody Ceci (Adjustable - Snapback)

Viski Alchemi Smoked Cocktail Kit

Riedel Drink Specific Glassware - Pair of Rocks Glasses

Tovolo Sphere Ice Molds (Set of 2)

Moonstruck Dark Chocolate Espresso Artisan Chocolate

Moonstruck Dark Chocolate Almond Artisan Chocolate

2 Seasonal Cape Taupe Yeti Rambler 10oz Tumblers

12oz Blue Bottle Coffee Hayes Valley Espresso Whole Beans

This basket was thoughtfully curated and generously donated by Cody and Jamie Ceci

#64 Mikael Granlund's Favorite Things Basket!

This package includes:

Adidas Authentic Made in Canada Home Evolve "Granlund" Jersey Autographed by #64 Mikael Granlund (Size 54)

San Jose Sharks Igloo Insulated Lunch Tote

12 Titleist ProV1 Golf Balls (5,6,7,8)

San Jose Sharks Puck

San Jose Sharks Keychain

San Jose Sharks Magnet

Fazer Salmiakki Mix (Authentic Finnish Salty liquorice)

KarlFazer Maitosuklaa (Milk Chocolate)

Halsa Bucket Sauna Hat

The Finnish Way by Katja Pantzar

Woven Basket

This basket was thoughtfully curated and generously donated by Mikael Granlund and Kukka Kyyhkynen

I don't know if these links will keep working but here are all the listings (each name is a separate link)

Thrun Sturm Kunin Wennberg Vlasic Toffoli Grundstrom Walman Ceci Granlund

[macktism]

team curling content consolidated (why is it just mack missing?)