#jasonmeyer

[unalivedblogger]

Jason: backseat eating apple chips from who knows where

Candypop: passager seat dude! stop getting random snacks! Give me some though.

Jason : staring at him in audacity

Candypop: Can I have some?

Jason : Absolutely. Ask politely.

Candypop: Can I have some of your apple chips?

Jason : hands him a chip

Candypop : Appreciate the love eats chip

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Candypop: instigating You're so mean to me sometimes.

Jason: I'm not mean to you, you're just dumb-

Candypop: He's kinda mean to me sometimes, and he says, he says, dumb dumb dumb idiot and I look at myself in the mirror, and I say dumb dumb idiot.. you're why I'm insecure

Jason: putting his tools away ignoring him Uhuh whatcha say?

[unalivedblogger]

I love this man so much it physically hurts.

Art belongs to @luvdegreen

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Nathan: walking in the dark house

LJ: singing happy~ birt-

Jason: slaps jack loudly to quiet him

Candypop: holding in laugh recording the surprise party

[unalivedblogger]

Jason measuring his dolls fingers to make them longer with the wax and dislocating

Jason: Okay that's one..two...three mumbles

Candypop: becomes un-invisible Hey what are you doing?

Jason: eyes widen You scared the shit out of me! places hand on his chest um. Measuring stuff again.

Candypop: sees tape measurer and smirks I just have to ask. What are you measure that is that short?

Jason: squints at candy getting the joke Swear to Zalgo. I'm gonna fucking come into your abyss. And slit your fucking throat! Say it again! Say. It. Again hair turns white

Candypop: dying of laughter

[unalivedblogger]

Jason: Don't even worry about it. I'm a huge ally of the lgbb..eqts

Julius: Actually it's called the LGBTQIA+

Jason: Is that a new phone?

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Jason: Leave my gay friend alone

Julius: Jason you don't have to say I'm gay.

Jason: Leave my homo friend alone

Julius: JASON

Jason: in the name of Jesus

[unalivedblogger]

Candypop: Jack can you stand in there real quick points at Amazon box on the floor

LJ does as told confused

Candypop: Get it? It's Jack in the box

Jason spits out his tea

Laughing Jack: oh haha. steps off

Nathan shaking his head covering his face

[unalivedblogger]

Jason and Nathan are the bridesmaids I just couldn't fit them in there..

[sanityshorror]

Jane: I'm a strong, independent woman.

Jason: ...I'm a sensitive, clingy man.

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Candypop: Lets just agree to not fail to actually find yourself a chosen who doesn't reminds you of Amelia or someone who you think would one up her.

Jason: That's a very hard agreement.

Laughing Jack: How is that hard agreement?

Jason: So by the way, I found a new human I chose.

Candypop: You're ignoring the entire thing I just asked.

Jason: Okay? You act like that's new for me.

Papa G: And that is completely fair.

[unalivedblogger]

Kid me finding Jason on google

"oh it's adorable."

Reads his backstory

"Oh it's traumatized."

Reads about Amelia and Maggie

"Oh it has anxiety."

[unalivedblogger]

Jason when he finds his true chosen

Jason: please stick your fingers between the bars of my enclose.. please please please pLeAsE PLEASE

Jason: I promise I won't bite you again! PLEASE I am friendly!

Jason in his true form: AND entirely nOn ThReAteNiNg!

[sanityshorror]

Jason my beloved! 💕

Totally got too lazy to draw his snake

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Jason: *being salty because he has nothing to be salty about*

Jonathan: you wanna be salty? Because I'll give you something to be salty about.

Jason: I'm not salty. Why would I be salty? You're the one who's sal--

Jonathan: *dumps salt on Jason*

Jonathan: HAHA! NOW you're salty!

Jason: ...

Jason: ... This is why you're my bro-mate😭😭😭

[unalivedblogger]

Jason definitely neglects himself when he's upset.

[unalivedblogger]

•Candypop is a great singer but annoys Jason with Careless Whisper.

•Jason loves trying out new makeup looks when he's not making a doll collection.

•Jason learns alot of other languages or words from Candypop (Candypop speaks almost every language)