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done w social media aus where they all have that [name] [sexuality] [age] [pronouns] format. need 2 make my own parody pages for them. diversify bio styles
#dicks looks like the most generic profile known to man. his twt would look like his linkedin#he posts a picture of a leaf and disappears long enough that he couldve given birth and no one would know#jasons is blank. just replies. lurker#tim can have one of those generic profiles. the ones thatre super common but personally i think are a bit tmi#girl i dont need to know ur bfs handle i dont care#stephs would be joke/bit related#damians would be completely formal w full sentences bragging about his heritage#he has both his parents profiles linked and doesnt understand why everyone makes fun of him for it#proud nepo baby tbh#OH HEY. dami having a following bc of animal videos and getting 'exposed' as a nepo baby#hate comments about his parents and other ppl going 'chill hes like 12'#ohhh discourse about dami turned family angst#god but the mental image#cute video of dami petting his cow and comments being absolutely too cruel to this Little Guy#im laughing about this tbh#need to see dami get raked over the coals when ppl realize his grandpa is ra's#war between um. idk. people who don't go outside vs people who understand that its insane to blame the child#im inventing in universe twt discourse when i need to be sleeping...
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