#jaymz hetfield

[frugzyx]

BIRTHDAY BOY‼️🎉

(Repost ;-;)

omg happy 61th bday to this man, and I wish him all the best... and once again Happy Birthday James Alan Hetfield‼️‼️🎉✨️💛

[duffyduffles]

My Top 5 Fav Rockstars (And "Small" Reasons Why) <3

also honorable mentions are:

Vince Neil

Joan Jett

Vic de Angelis

Slash

Steven Adler

1. Duff McKagan (BECAUSE LOOK AT HIM HOOOOOOLY SHIT he's so fine he is not a need he is a want (i have so many more things to say but not enough room here))

2. Nikki Sixx (despite the questionable things, he’s attractive)

3. James Hetfield (I LOVE THIS ERA OF HIM HIS HAIR OMGG (also we love papa het))

4. Damiano David (I LOVE HIM SM HE’ S SO ATTRACTIVE)

5. Jon Bon Jovi (HES SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE OMG)

[stuffromymind]

Papa Het & Metallica$h Love$ Their Fan$

I’ve watched their sad decent from a cutting edge band that did it ‘their way’ and bucked the norm to artists that fall happily into the all too common trope of:

Soft, profit driven, money grubbing, disconnected celebrities.

I was watching a random video about 'How Hetfield Plays Guitar' but the dickhead who uploaded it bascially stole an Ernie Ball promo vid for some 'custom, limited edition' strings Hetfield is shucking and that's mostly what the vid is about.

So I went on a hunt for the best price in Canaduh or ‘Murika....

Here's the cost, $45.99 for 3 sets,  at Canada's biggest music store, Long & McQuade ($64.00 on Scamazon!).

Now here is the exact same product, except for a low E being 2mm smaller & without a 'custom', Kawasaki-dirt-bike-green storage tin at a 46% discount. :

Ernie Ball will claim Papa Het’s, (basically the Paradigm line of overpriced strings, the one’s without a green wrapper and tin), are their only string with a warranty but I’ve read reports online of what an onerous ordeal that is to get a replacement so it’s clearly a marketing gimmick.

Although they’re harder to find than they were when they came out, I swear by Dean Markley Blue Steels. I’ve been using them for many, many, many moons and recorded all my albums with them.

They last forever, tune better than any other string I’ve tried and are brighter for longer.  Just my 2 cents based on personal experience.

So in honour of Metallicash’s willingness, like too many artists nowadays, to see fans as ATM machines?

I did a little theft of my own:

Battery Of Wallets

Cashing out's the action,

Returns are satisfaction,

Fans are ripped when we get paid!

Monetizing power,

Richer every hour,

Larceny is here to stay.

[aplaceforyourhearttorest]

80's james ♡

[marchymango]

one hand isn’t on the phone to be quite frank

oml he’s so hot i can barely comprehend it

credits to papahetinmybed on tiktok lowk all theyre edits are orgasmic

[nickybloodhead]

I wanna make early 90s James my bitch. Like he’s tough and arrogant but for me? He’s the sweetest, most caring man. Something about manly men being soft af for you gets me weak on my knees.

Anon you're right, making that big man all soft for me is one of the things I want most in this world.

James is an imposing, tall, huge man, isn't he? And in the 90s he was fucking arrogant looking down on everyone with superiority... But when he comes home to you he becomes a docile puppy, looking to be petted and cuddled by his girl.

If you two are watching a movie he MUST have his head in your lap so you can play with his hair which would set him purring.

At bedtime he enjoys being the little spoon although he won't tell anyone that, it's kind of funny for you to be the big spoon because you're practically wrapped around him and yet you can't cover his whole body.

He follows you around the house like a baby duckling when you are doing anything like cooking, cleaning, reading; no matter what you are doing he will be there watching you with all the love in the world; then he will get tired of not getting attention and start bothering you until you only have eyes for him.

In bed it's no different, yes, he may take control when you are going to fuck most of the time but when he is in needy mode you will be the one taking the reins. You would push him onto the bed and climb on top of him to kiss the expanse of his body, from his lips to his thighs because you know how shaky he gets when you nibble on his sensitive skin there, after foreplay you would ride him so hard he forgets how to talk, he would lie there on the bed watching you reverently as you take him and make him lose his mind.

In the end, when you both cum he would be in your embrace for a little aftercare.

"You took it so well my love, what a good boy standing still while I rode you" You'd murmur against his hair all this praise as he hums contentedly, hiding his head in your neck to sigh happily.

I also want to make that man my bitch

[metallicaslut]

this guy and that stupid fucking mr.bubble shirt 😭

[trapped-under-ice]

[kirkhammettz]

drummer james 🥁

[wizard-on-whales]

He really can't be normal in a single photo, can he 😭

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[metallicames]

How a man should be to drive me crazy:

Handsome

Silly

Talented

Wild

James Hetfield

[frugzyx]

ajfa jam studies 😋✨️

[ass1dy]

There's just something about 80s James that makes me feel so giddy, like I'm having a silly lil crush in high school🙈

[jaymz-hetfeeld-blogg]

Why did you scar slash for life when he walked in on u

not my fault. i mean who walks into a room without knocking??? you’d think he woulda learned from that incident with his mom and david bowie yknow??

[aplaceforyourhearttorest]

silly guy ♡

[dy3rs3v3]

James living his best life, 2003