#jays a self proclaimed king and unhinged

[eldesperadont]

old 2020 era NJPW Fantasy AU pieces — the setting features a world that’s scared of magic, BC is a cringefail bandit gang, and this loud lanky ex-acrobat they picked up at some point turns out to be a Mage; more in the notes

[angelhummel]

As if there was any doubt that this is my blog and I do things for me, I’m gonna do something that I don’t think anyone else will find interesting or even comprehensible...

Glee characters as Descendants characters! So buckle up bc I’ve given this more thought than anyone would deem sane

Rachel = Mal. Not the best character but she’s the main protag and she’s in it the most so we get what we get. Self proclaimed leader of the group. Looks best with bangs. Always gets a sad song to sing. Has severe mommy issues. Selfishness can oftentimes lead to trouble for others. No matter how badly she screws up, still has lots of people in her corner (either in universe or in fandom). Can still be a surprisingly good friend when she wants to. Goes from only looking out for herself to learning to look out for her friends (even if it takes a while)

Kurt = Evie. The protag’s second in command, basically. The sweetest angel alive, want their friends to be safe and happy, willing to help the children. But also super snarky and won’t hesitate to read you for filth over your hair or outfit. Hates taking sides, just wants everyone to get along. Fashion icon, always making their own clothes. Dreamed about marrying Prince Charming since they were kids. Looks great in crowns. An amazing character on their own but sadly sometimes just reduced to the main protag’s personal cheerleader

Blaine = Carlos. Four feet tall, looks best with curly hair, also the baby of the group. The one who needs a nap and a hug more than anyone else. Super smart but doesn’t make a big deal about it. Crush on people with brown hair and blue eyes who had a major glo up. (But also both obviously gay I mean come on.) 

Puck = Jay. The muscle of the group. Has cool hair. Jerk with a heart of gold. Total lady killer and a huge flirt. Seriously will flirt with anyone, even teachers. Good at sports. Not the best academically but not dumb either. Not one of my personal faves but I still have general positive feelings towards both

Finn = Ben. Not traits-wise, obviously, or even how I personally feel about them. Just storywise I guess. The bigshot leader who is in charge of everyone when really it should be up to someone better suited. Wants to do the right thing but usually ends up making things worse. Have a pre-established gf that they proceed to leave for the protag. Wears crowns?? Sweet mom with an asshole ex/husband. Also I could 100% see Ben accidentally running over a mailman while learning how to drive

Quinn = Audrey. Literal QUEEN. Queen of deserving better. Has her bf stolen away by the main protag, then go on to date a cute ditzy blond guy. Cheerleader. Mean girl, but she gets better. Kind of important in the first installment, nothing to do in the second, then come back in the third maybe a little crazy, with hot pink hair and a thirst for revenge

Sam = Gil. The best boy, sunshine boy, never did anything wrong in his life. Not the brightest, doesn’t always say the right thing, but still sweet and a good person. Very athletic, great bod, beautiful blond hair that, for better or worse, was styled into a ponytail at one point. Fiercely loyal, always has his main girl’s back

Santana = Harry. Sexiest mf here. Loyal and protective but maybe a little unhinged unorthodox. Ready and willing to make somebody bleed during a clique showdown if they have to. Loves to act tough and invincible but has a soft and vulnerable side deep down. Deep, deep down. Super gay but also hits on/is attracted to everyone they meet. Also has their main girl’s back

Mercedes = Uma. The aforementioned “main girl” to the last two characters. The most talented mf here, don’t forget it. Has an enemies to friends plot with the main protag. Was part of her group until she left to form her own more talented, cooler and sexier group. Gets demonized for doing the same things that the main protag gets away with bc there are racist hypocrites in all fandoms

Tina = Jane. Super shy at first, not many friends. Gets more confident and comes out of her shell throughout the series. Can sometimes be bitchy but actually a super sweetheart. Main protag manipulates her to get what she wants. Also in love with someone who is clearly gay. Come on, girl

Brittany = Lonnie. Walks the line between girly and tomboy. Super athletic. Into sports typically deemed for guys. Doesn’t realize what she’s saying and makes everyone uncomfortable. Asian dads??

Artie = Doug. I mean, look at them. Nerdy, glasses, in band at some point. Somehow manages to date people WAY out of his league 

Jesse = Chad. Superficial, not too bright, absolute drama king. Not the best person but always entertaining