#jematoa

[rathershiny-blog]

                  DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME ? DO YOU FEEL LIKE ME ?

[rxthershiny-blog]

the man with the key is king and honey, you should see me in a crown.

[inspjavert]

@miss-azura JEM LIVES

[sinistercephalopod]

@miss-azura LMAO I MADE HIM WORSE

I had “Tacky” by Weird Al playing in a loop while I was drawing this, and I realized it’s basically your human!Tamatoa’s theme song.

Also, you know he’d be a selfie addict.

[perfectly-balanced]

i don't think that really matters, now does it ? but if you MUST know -- my name is jematoa,, king of burgers, proud coin collector,,, son of she who calls herself ' azzy '. ---- she said i could have her candy,,,

That’s quite the list of accomplishments you’ve got going for you. 

Unfortunately, none of that entitles you to anything I have.

I am, however, rather confused as to how Azura could possibly have a fully grown son or why she would be interested in adopting one.

[missazura]

I love Jematoa. You have all these amazing humanizations at the time and mine was literally Jemaine Clement with a burger king crown yet he was the best in my heart

[askpartycannon]

Can i bring back jematoa,,,

[eldritchwreckage-blog]

I could see Trash and Jematoa being judgey together, particularly at people's fashion choices.

[rathershiny-blog]

                                               it’s been a while.

[rxthershiny-blog]

tw o dregoens

[inspjavert]

Crabulous

[sephythespooky]

my life

* can’t get over Jemaine

* can’t get over Tamatoa

* becomes incoherent when confronted with Jematoa because hot dang

*DO NOT COMBINE THE SUAVE CREB WITH THE CINNAMON ROLL MAN

*SYSTEM OVERLOAD SEPHY.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING REBOOT

[eldritchwreckage-blog]

Amazing that I for once wasn’t the first one to try to eat Jematoa. I deserve a gold star for that shit.

[rxthershiny-blog]

when a giant crab eats u

[rxthershiny-blog]

oops ur dead

[rxthershiny-blog]

?????