#jerma for president

[comradeallie]

[thisgodwontforgiveyou]

the fucking cop character whos like threatening to kill his entire family to get away from the zombies and jerma is like heh. a fellow cop. shoot the unliving deadwalkers in the head my brother >:)

[cloverstellar]

I think jerma should run for President then drop out of the campaign and endorse trump but NOT because he likes trump you gotta listen okay every time he opens stream after leaving the campaign he, while gagging and looking like he’s being held against his will, chokes out a sponsor-like ad for trump but you can tell the whole time he DOESNT want to do which just makes more people not want to endorse trump (like any jerma fans would in the first place but you get my point) . he can be like a political inception because people who don’t watch his streams thinks he genuinely likes trump which helps isolate his audience to only avid stream enjoyers and gives him a better echo chamber audience to slowly morph into a better candidate than Biden, run again for president, and beat the other democrat runners out of office

[alphabetcompletionist]

A

Ballpit

Color theory

Do you love the color of the sky

Eeby deeby

F

Goncharov

Horse plinko

Infinite chocolate

Jerma

K

Live slug reaction

Mishapocalypse

Neil banging out the tunes

Out of touch thursday

President shoelaces

Q

R

S

Tubby custard machine

Uranium in Croatia

V

Weed smoking girlfriends

X

Y

Z

just like jerma in general?

[hypokeimena]

on voice chat, talking to pip about the butch jerma/femme jerma post and how i only evr see it on my dash tagged pynch

ship: what's pynch? me: the canon m/m pairing in the raven boys fandom ship: somebody and... and peter? pip: peter is my favorite raven boy, yes ship: who are the other ones. the president? ganz...ley? pip: not ganzley. ship: noah? me: yeah, noah's one of them! ship: so there's ronan lynch, there's the bee, there's noah - what's his surname? me: czerny. ship: is that polish or something? pip: yes. me: sorry, did you say that one of the raven boys was. the bee? ship: yeah, the bee who's there.

[someoneelsemaybe]

My one contribution to the internet is that I was the one who reblogged the “not my president but it’s just a random dude” post with the not my president jerma bumper sticker

[hotvampireadjacent]

i was driving so I couldn't type in chat, obviously, but Jabroni Mike said "jerma is not a president of a country" yes he is. He's the president of Jermany.

[kenobihater]

that one time jerma commented if he was president that he would ban waking up before 9 am. yeah i feel that

[the-server-gods]

MORTALS. WE HAVE SEEN THAT YOU APPRECIATE “POLLS” AND “VOTING.” WHILE WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND, WE HAVE CREATED A GAME FOR YOU TO VOTE IN.

Welcome to the Dominionerds Sexyman Bracket! In which we will be voting on which Dominionerds character is the most mayor candidate president overlord sexyman.

Additional information under the cut:

Matches are as follows:

Round 1:

Woe verses The Man

Lich!Broker verses The Flame

Cyraneus verses The Horrors

Aero verses Mildew

Jesse (Newer Mexico Noname) verses Ophelia

Biscuit the Abysscat verses The Lighthouse Keeper

The Tailor verses Shadowmech

Frank Truth verses Rem

W4RD3N verses Trash Wizard’s Hat

Skeleton Queen verses Void Beast Queen

Noname verses Pre-Dominionerds Queen

Highschool AU Queen verses Mildred Dew (Newer Mexico Mildew)

Nominees:

Lukas - 9 Votes

Broker - 8 Votes

Queen - 8 Votes

Server Gods - 6 Votes

Leontids - 5 Votes

Vandium - 5 Votes

Fish - 4 Votes

Queen (Warden) - 4 Votes

The Void - 4 Votes

Jerma - 3 Votes

The Void Beasts - 3 Votes

Bug - 2 Votes

Eidolon - 2 Votes

Flea - 2 Votes

Milo - 2 Votes

Jesse (Newer Mexico Noname) - 2 Votes

The President of Newer Mexico - 2 Votes

Pilot - 2 Votes

Ridley - 2 Votes

Woe - 2 Votes

Queen (Pre-Nerds) - 2 Votes

Aero - 1 Vote

Biscuit the Abysscat - 1 Vote

Broker (Lich) - 1 Vote

Crimson - 1 Vote

Cyraneus - 1 Vote

Frank Truth - 1 Vote

Mildew - 1 Vote

Mildred Dew (Newer Mexico Mildew) - 1 Vote

Noname - 1 Vote

Ophelia - 1 Vote

Rem - 1 Vote

Queen (HS AU) - 1 Vote

Queen (Skeleton) - 1 Vote

Queen (Void Beast) - 1 Vote

Shadowmech - 1 Vote

The Flame - 1 Vote

The Horrors - 1 Vote

The Man - 1 Vote

The Tailor - 1 Vote

The Lighthouse Keeper - 1 Vote

Trash Wizard's Hat - 1 Vote

Vikingpilot - 1 Vote

W4RD3N (Hopperhawks/Hubris) - 1 Vote

Polls will be out whenever they get done. likely tomorrow (2/9) Propaganda, bribery, and voter fraud are encouraged. May the sexiest nerd win.

[normalwars]

any odd taxi submissions?

Oh yeah, i've gotten a lot of weird submissions. Here's a list of the most memorable.

Sebastián Piñera (former president of Chile),

Ron DeSantis (facist & governbr of Florida)

jerma

god

the letter Ř from the czech language,

David Karp (founder of tumblr)

the collective tumblr boyfriend

[lilliankillthisman]

I'm sorry but John in Nona the Ninth is just jerma I can't see him any other way. He's a streamer he's a pathetic cult leader. The cow facts thing is literally just a jerma bit I'm pretty sure. Fucking a 60-year old war criminal? That's his style I'm certain of it. I can literally imagine his reaction to a nun shooting herself in the head in front of him already. Jerma would absolutely puppet the corpse of the US president on stream; John would absolutely go on a five-minute unhinged rant about putting his critics in a meat grinder. He's unbelievably hot. He's a trans ally. He would end the planet in a nuclear inferno and then act like it was an honest mistake.

[apas-95]

jerma's old enough to run for president

[jermapantheon]

With the help of the Priest at the Jerma Church, we have scribed all of the lore of our known universe, starting from its creation.

It all started with Garfeldi at the beginning of time. Garfeldi created the Chaos Emeralds and the excess energy created the Big Bang. From that, Garfeldi created splinters of himself (Dirk Strider).

These took the form of:

- Vriska

- The Onceler

- Karkat

They all lived in harmony until Vriska tried to seize the Chaos Emeralds for herself. A great battle broke out between Vriska and Garfeldi and caused an excess of Chaos Energy to accumulate, therefore influencing Karkat and creating Baljeet. Vriska was banished into the center of the earth one thousand years prior.

Baljeet was an all-powerful deity of chaos, similar to but more powerful than Bill Cipher. To prevent his rise to power, Garfeldi and his Prime Adeptus Jerma sealed Baljeet within the earth and there he has lain ever since.

Prime Jerma, being affected by the Chaos Energies, began to splinter. Thus, Jerma001 was incarnated. This pattern continued all the way up until the incarnation of Jerma984. However, both Baljeet and Vriska were released by a terrible accident on August 8, 2009 (Vriska's introduction in Homestuck).

For the past 13 years, Baljeet has been working to establish a state of chaos within the universe and because of this, Garfeldi has been going gradually insane and is out for revenge. It is up to the followers of Jerma to speedrun the rest of Jerma's incarnations and reach Jerma1000, the most powerful incarnation. Currently we have reached Jerma985.

Additionally, no one knows of Vriska's current whereabouts, but it is said that she lives within all of us. According to legend, she takes a host every 88,000 years. We can expect her next incarnation by Aug. 8 of 2024. (Last free election; Juggalo presidents take over.) Vriska will incarnate and we will either be doomed, or Jerma1000 will have risen by then. Vriska can only be destroyed via a direct beam of Chaos Energy by Garfeldi himself.

Additionally, certain minor deities were both created and destroyed along the way by subsequent Chaos Energies, such as:

-Ronald McDonald

-Chadkat

-Barack Obama

-He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken. (Ch*rles D*tton)

Amongi are a separate species of splinter formed from the Chaos Energies. They are regarded as mystical beasts rather than gods.

Additionally, we speculate that Kuki Shinobu Genshin Impact is the latest reincarnation of Vriska’s energies, as it is unknown of her exact current whereabouts- only that she is attempting to rise to power.

@evilmario666 if any of this sounds familiar to you at all, please do not hesitate to speak up. We value your opinion very much, as an astral walker of your caliber.

- Signed, The Church of Jerma

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

okie twitterinos its time to learn you a thing!!

1. you HAVE to be in a fandom ^-^ superwholock is a good place to start but have your gifs at the ready!!! if you dont youll be a hipster *le eye roll*

2. in case you forgot: the code is i like your shoelaces!! its amazing that its stayed in use this long but if you ever see a super cool person in public theyll understand :) and REMEMBER: the response is thanks, i stole them from the president

3. jerma is our smol bean babie 🥺🥺 protecc him at all costs!!!!

look how cute he is... *squee!!*

4. never mention pizza..... you know why.....

5. if you see a post that says "reblog or you hate gay people" you HAVE TO REBLOG!!

6. dont stay up past 11 pm unless you want to see the night bloggers and shit posters. the night is their domain.... *shudders* but they can be pretty funny so its your choice!

okie thats it!!! if you follow these youll be rebageling, gif-ing, and memeing like a pro tumbly-poo!!!

[strawberryamanita]

I love how dramatic the sudden shift to being old is for gamer celebs. Like yeah, Jerma is 36 -- but Mark is 33. Mark is almost older than Jerma at this point. Mark can run for president in 2 years, Jerma can run for president in last year. Make them kiss. Make them kiss. Make them kiss. Mak

[fadedlovemp3]

cancelling jerma bc in his cities: skylines stream he starts naming streets after presidents and the first one he says is andrew jackson