Dark Skies
thenightetc
Hello!
Me
Hello there!
thenightetc
If a "Zarla" knocks on the stream door, she's a friend of mine I told about the stream
Me
Got it.
Bunny1532651036604
Hello!
Me
Hello there!
ThebesAce
Ah, there we go, didn't have username set
thenightetc
Spider!
😀
ThebesAce
spide~
thenightetc
BIG FLUFFY girl
Me
Poke.
thenightetc
omg
Me
A troublemaker.
Bunny1532651492398
Yo
thenightetc
Hi!
ThebesAce
hallo!
Bunny1532651492398
wow. i do not like this lol
thenightetc
Awwwww
ThebesAce
well then you came just as it ended.
thenightetc
So! what are we in for with this one?
thenightetc
So! what are we in for with this one?
Me
Something we can all agree is terrifying.
Jalaperilo
ill only be here for a bit. still not 100% and also, not the biggest horror fan
thenightetc
Ohhh boy
Me
It's the quality of our shared horror experience that counts, not the quantity.
thenightetc
Very true.
Me
It's a good one if you don't care for horror. Short on gore, high on aliens.
Jalaperilo
i like old horror. From beyond, braindead. alien horror seems cool
Me
Never seen either of those! Are they good?
thenightetc
...Is he watching porn
ThebesAce
yep
Jalaperilo
yes! Braindead is an early Peter Jackson film and From beyond is from the same director that did reanimator (and has a few recourring characters)
thenightetc
*relieved that the "schoolgirl" appears to be at least 30*
Me
Oooh!
ThebesAce
oh man, I remember Braindead! That movie gets so gross
Jalaperilo
ikr? so fun
ThebesAce
especially the bits with the priest
Jalaperilo
but i do think if you've never see them, watch reanimator and from beyond
Me
I do like Reanimator.
thenightetc
I've never seen it 😮
Jalaperilo
people injecting bright green liquid and sending them crazy? lots of practice with that huh?
Me
Naturally!
ThebesAce
oh, Knockout, I have a wiki page for purposes of future so-bad-it's-hilarious movie nights
Me
Do tell!
ThebesAce
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Syfy_original_films a complete list of Syfy Original movies
thenightetc
Well, that can't be good
ThebesAce
well, not 100% complete, but enough for entertainment
Me
Beautiful!
thenightetc
Well, that's productive
Me
That'll help something.
thenightetc
...What.
ThebesAce
This is a thing that is happening
thenightetc
I'm unsettled
Jalaperilo
wasnt this a thing in ppoltergeist?
the chairs being put on the table
thenightetc
At this point it's definitely beyond what a raccoon or something could accomplish
Me
At any rate, time to switch planets.
Jalaperilo
I WISH I COULD GO LIVE ON ANOTHER PLANET
sorry, didnt means caps
Me
It was a sentiment worth yelling.
Jalaperilo
she drank
can we just watch the sharks?
thenightetc
his terrible edifice of lies
ThebesAce
"I didn't lie. If I lied, I'd be the asshole here. So I didn't lie." SOUNDS LEGIT
thenightetc
Ha!
Jalaperilo
"i didnt lie" i said,you know, like a lier
Me
Hah!
thenightetc
Right?
Jalaperilo
this is more terrifying than anything else, an alarm going off in the middle of the night. happens to me too many times
thenightetc
Ohhhh dear
Now go check the kitchen.
...Okay! That's fucked up
Jalaperilo
'cause its the one thing you cant replace'
lots of john mulaney shit happening lol
ThebesAce
HA
Me
Plot twist: John Mulaney was behind all of this.
Jalaperilo
ha!
Jalaperilo
i hate kids in horror. even if theyre not at fault, theyre al so creepy
thenightetc
So he's wrecking his kid's room because of a dream.
Jalaperilo
i hate this man
thenightetc
Yeah.
ThebesAce
I detect an arrogant asshat who makes everything about himself
Jalaperilo
lets see how he handles this
thenightetc
uh
Me
That's how I react whenever something leaks on my anatomy.
Jalaperilo
even breakdown?
Me
Especially Breakdown.
thenightetc
Poor bird.
hey what the fuck!
Maybe just LET the bank foreclose
Jalaperilo
i dont understand whats going on. like what is the bad things power?
Me
Childish pranks and an impassioned hatred of birds.
ThebesAce
birds are pretty easy to hate
Jalaperilo
maybe theyve seen birdemic
Me
Maybe let the bank take the boy, too.
thenightetc
What did he say? I couldn't quite hear
The kid, I mean
Jalaperilo
he said im a creepy ass boy
Me
"Then I wasn't me anymore."
thenightetc
...Ohhh
Jalaperilo
big mood
thenightetc
I keep expecting jumpscares
Jalaperilo
does no one turn the lights on?
thenightetc
...HE didn't trigger the alarm when he went out
ThebesAce
We are officially in 'get him to an institution' territory.
thenightetc
So he definitely has some kind of implant or something, huh
Or something laid eggs in his skin
Jalaperilo
or a slight allergy o his new shampoo
thenightetc
*facepalm*
Me
No, don't reward him for that!
Jalaperilo
fucking cliche as shit
'if a boy is mean he just likes you'
fuck off and get in the sea
ThebesAce
right?
thenightetc
dude not the time
Me
"Let's do it while the aliens are watching."
Jalaperilo
sorry thebes, i keep reading your name as The besace as if it rhymes with vesace lol
ThebesAce
pfff
well go ahead if it amuses you~
Jalaperilo
that is my internal nick name for you now,
thenightetc
Of course they can fuck up cameras.
Me
In the most artistically haunting way possible, of course.
thenightetc
...Kinda looks like they were going to each room in turn, too
oh no
Me
I like how they just let her do that.
Jalaperilo
someone didnt wash her makeup off
thenightetc
Jesus
Jalaperilo
oh shit, it was real
Me
"Search"
thenightetc
Heh.
"chosen"
ThebesAce
The graaays
We got the Vok, but you got the grays.
Jalaperilo
how come most of the aliens out there are wither chill or war like, but the grays are the only creepy ass ones?
ThebesAce
oh, that's easy. They're trying decide between the two.
thenightetc
"thank god because I just lost mine"
ThebesAce
nothin' creepier than an unknown
thenightetc
oh jeez
hope neither of them gets possessed during--
Me
Or alternatively, both of them get possessed during and it qualifies as an orgy.
thenightetc
lights, get the lights
ThebesAce
I've read more than one story that works on that logic. Just now you'd throw in the grays
thenightetc
goddamn
uh
FUCK
Me
That's the only part of this movie that gets me.
Jalaperilo
turn on the goddamn lights!!!
ThebesAce
oh my god that's not how that works
Jalaperilo
well, im gonna go try to sleep, but its still 22 degrees C here with 76% humidity
so i dunno how well ill sleep
thenightetc
yikes... good luck
ThebesAce
good luck with that friend!
Me
Good luck! Have a gray-free sleep!
Jalaperilo
i will tell you, today it rained for the first time in 55 days here asnd even then it was only 5 minutes so yeah. bad times in SE England
if the grays have AC, ill let them take me
ThebesAce
yargh--I lived in London for a while, sounds like a nightmare
thenightetc
*shudder*
Jalaperilo
night!
ThebesAce
night!
thenightetc
"hey jackass, you got out of bed , walked out into the yard, and started leaking blood without knowing anything about it"
Uh
Jesus
ThebesAce
the straights are at it again
thenightetc
I THINK the orange tip means it's a fake gun
But I'm not ENTIRELY sure
Me
There's a mood.
thenightetc
...jesus
really, why WOULDN'T he think they did it
...did she just start crying blood?
thenightetc
oh god
oh no
FUCK
ThebesAce
WELL THEN
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE
Me
And only three. No more, no less.
thenightetc
Three shall be the number of aliens,a nd the number of the aliens shall be three
ThebesAce
This is so weird watching this outdated science considering we just elected our first lizardman president.
Me
Hah!
thenightetc
Taking ol' Lincoln out of his chair
Me
Taking him on a joyride around the galaxy, snapping pictures on alien planets.
Me
Not very well, clearly.
thenightetc
he says that like he's
*shudder8
thenightetc
...So... does he have any tips on "fighting", or...?
ThebesAce
BET THE GRAYS GOT TO HIS FRIENDS
thenightetc
Well, if they're lucky, they might "move on" to their friends....
"give him my eyes"
Me
Give him a few organs you don't need.
thenightetc
...they've kind of... already shown they can get anywhere in the house
Me
"Don't split up." "Let's do exactly that!"
thenightetc
FUCK
NOPE
ThebesAce
DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY
thenightetc
oh god
oh god
ThebesAce
welllllll hell
thenightetc
ah.
So Sammy wasn' tthe first one they contacted.
Me
Surprise!
thenightetc
and it just leaves it there!!!
Me
That it does!
ThebesAce
well then. That... went wrong for everyone involved
to say the least
Me
Literally nothing went right.
thenightetc
don't like that, no sir
yeah I noticed the Apple product placement there
not the long list of others though
Me
Well, there we are!
thenightetc
Could we... watch something a little lighter to top it off? Little mood whiplash?
Me
Absolutely!
Any requests?
thenightetc
Nothing I can think of
thenightetc
Ahhhh, 900 numbers targetting kids!
Me
This is what you get when you leave my to my own devices.
thenightetc
Of course, now we have pay-to-win phone games
thenightetc
I wonder what happened if you called the number
ThebesAce
Could be worse. Could be the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo
Me
You become the next Freddy Freaker.
thenightetc
Scary!
"Vines that butter my croissant" *squints*
Ooooo!
Ooooo!
ThebesAce
this reminds me, I gotta snag me the new Jurassic Park game. It lets you let giant carnivores loose wherever the hell you want
thenightetc
Oh gosh I saw the most amazing Planet Coaster LP, but it's way too long
(Over an hour, at least)
Me
Link? Maybe we'll watch it one of these nights!
thenightetc
Let me see if I can find it again... I'm sure I can, just gimme a minute
thenightetc
...I come back and everything's on fire!
thenightetc
Alright, so, it's more like eight hours total, but anyway here's part 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QstYje84DaM for your amusement
thenightetc
So it's uh more of a slow burn
Oh wow
Me
I'm intrigued!
thenightetc
PFFFF
thenightetc
I looked it up and that kind of thing isn't really enforceable
ThebesAce
I recognized that cartoon thing. That was the Land Before Time ripoff they show when they can't get the rights for Land Before Time
thenightetc
HA
Me
It's delightfully horrifying.
Me
I think that's a good place to close for tonight!
ThebesAce
agreed, thanks for having us!
thenightetc
Yes
And thank you!
Wait
Could you... hover over that third one
The "top 100" thing
Aha
Thanks, I just wanted to see what that was
Me
Not a problem!
Thank you all for coming, as always!
thenightetc
I didn't know GTA had a bulldozer thing to shove people off a board
Me
I didn't either until exactly this second.
ThebesAce
no, no, that's just to emphasize the fail
it's GTA V compilation
they do not have those graphics
thenightetc
I mean,
ThebesAce
whoop, got you might have been joking, my brain skipped there
thenightetc
I kind of want to know where they got that art though
Anyway! Goodnight, and thanks again.
ThebesAce
good night! Thanks!
Me
Good night!
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