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steakout-05 · 4 months
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very low effort jetpack joyride text postsfor your soul
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d-criss-news · 2 years
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vulture: Pulled the wig down from the shelf to celebrate the 24th anniversary of “Hedwig and the Angry Inch” with @ darrencriss, @ lenarockerhall, @ stephentrask, and @justinwcraig. #VultureFestival 📸: @ jgeigs
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ragnarssons · 1 month
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i hate it here, i hate it here, i hate it here........ forcing myself to chew life through the last jedi and i hate it here. ok, but forreal, to the people who said episode 9 sucked... how would you have picked up from the utter, profound, nauseating mess that rian craig johnson created with how he ended tlj?
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misteriios · 1 year
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jj & craig ( @nightwhispcrs )
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❝ what idiot forget where they left their motorcycle? ❞ jj said out loud, laughed. walked up to the first person he saw ❝ have you seen an old motorcycle somewhere? i left it somewhere a few days ago and i can't remember where. it's black and a little grey ❞
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funnyfacedesign · 1 year
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dexterno-artz · 2 months
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Haii
its been a couple months but I'm back on the JJ grind WHOOOO
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My friend wanted me to draw my sona as a JJ character so here's babey
I ALSO GOT JJ2 AND I'M SO HAPPY IM ALREADY HALFWAY DONE AND I GOT IT 2 DAYS AGO BWAHAHJFHDHAA
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I crave the Golden Craig skin grrrrrhhhrhrhh
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I'm loving Craig's side story sm I love him,, and brains and mik AAA 😭🥰🥰
I hope they add more,,
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comiiical · 11 months
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In honor of Upload season 3 being out, like for a starter from:
Stephen (Robbie Amell, Froy Gutierrez, Oliver Stark, Rudy Pankow, Chris Evans, Casey Deidrick)
Luca (Max thieriot) - His Twin
Bellamy (Grant Gustinm Rome Flynn) - Younger brother
Preston (Matt Cornett, Ed Skrein, Grey Damon) - His younger brother (although he has his own starter call so for him that one may have priority)
Allen (Brant Daugherty) - His next younger brother
Eric (Chris Wood, Lucien Laviscount) - His babiest brother
Jace (Dominic Sherwood) - His adoptive brother
Phillip Halliwell-Ward (Paul Mescal) - His son
Eri Halliwell-Ward (Danny Griffin) - His son
TJ Halliwell-Ward (Will Poulter) - His son
Sebastian Halliwell-Montgomery (Jack Gillinsky) - His son
Roman (Luke Mitchell) - His best friend
Astor (Mason Gooding) - His best friend
Frey (Dacre Montgomery) - Past life’s lover
Colt (Ryan Reynolds) - His brother-in-law
Prue (Jensen Ackles) - His dad
Andy Jr (Chris Hemsworth) - His cousin from dad's side
Piper (Murray Bartley) - His uncle
David Nolan (Josh Dallas) - His uncle
Wyatt (Jeremy Allen White) - Cousin
Mel (Tom Holland) - Cousin
Phelan (Frank Grillo) - His uncle
Teddy (Max Riemelt, Joshua Orpin) - Cousin
Derek (Tyler Hoechlin) - Cousin
Phoenix (Matt Daddario, Joshua Bassett) - Cousin
Percy (Greg Sulkin) - Cousin
Parker (Brenton Thwaites) - Cousin
Peyton (Gavin Leatherwood) - Cousin
Page (Tahmoh Penikett) - Uncle
Owen (Tom Hardy, Pablo Schreiber) - Cousin
Joel (Glen Powell, Michael Provost) - son of Owen
Tanner (Jacob Elordi) - Cousin
Keith (Nico Greetham) - Cousin
Henry (Ronen Rubinstein,Karl Urban) - Cousin
Brendon (Leo Howard, Oliver Jackson Cohen) - Cousin
Kody Jr (Tanner Buchanan) - Son of Tanner
Piers (Christopher Meloni) - Gramps
Alan (Tom Welling) - Distant ancestor
Charles (Craig Parker) - son of alan
Ken (Wes Chatham) - Son of alan
Xander (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) - distant relative
Colt (Ryan Reynolds) - Brother in law
Clive (Jake Aunstin Walker) - Son of Dacre
Yorick (Ryan Gosling) - His familiar
Penn (Oliver Jackson Cohen) - Long distant relative direct descendant from his uncle's past life
Porter (Max Irons) - Long distant relative direct descendant from his uncle's past life
Pascal or Prescott (Robert Buckley, Jeffrey Dean Morgan) - direct descendants from his father's past life
Patrick (David Harbour) - ^^ and the uncle of the ones above
Xavier Johnson (John Krasinski) - second uncle once removed
Bruno Johnson (Charlie Cox) - second uncle once removed
Gerard Johnson (Derek Theler) - second uncle once removed
Dacre Ward-Johnson (Boyd Holbrook) - second uncle once removed
JJ Johnson (Dylan OBrien) - second uncle once removed
John Johnson (Drew Starkey) - second cousin once removed
George Johnson (Harris Dickinson) - second cousin once removed
Because It is impossible for me to have them all open, I will stick to the few first set that are chosen, and stop there, if someone else is chosen and I don't haev a back and forth reply, then I will close that and make the starters for those I haven't made. I may do exclusively one liners as my brain is not in the right place right now though.
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The Instincts: Part Two
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Female!Reader
Word Count: ~2.1k
Summary: This case takes you to Las Vegas to investigate a kidnapping of a child. This bring back painful memories for Spencer that his mother says it’s all in his imagination. Did he dream it all or was it real? And how can he juggle that and your parents at the same time?
Warnings: canon violence, canon language, canon talk of death, methods of kill
Author’s Note: I do not own anything from Criminal Minds. All credit goes to their respective owners. If there are any warnings that exceed the normal death/kills from the show, I will list them. If you’ve seen the show, then it’s the same level of angst unless otherwise stated
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"Garcia, anything?" Hotch asks.
"It looks to be a disposable cell phone. I couldn't triangulate the call, but it did bounce off two towers. It means he's mobile, and I know he's moving within the Las Vegas limits. He didn't travel outside the city."
"It's just a start. As I said, the more he talks, the more we'll learn about him."
The front door opens, and Spencer walks in.
"This is Agent Reid. He and Y/N will be here all night just in case he calls back," JJ says.
"I need to lie down," Amy sighs.
She heads upstairs by herself, and you turn to Craig with a gentle look.
"You should go with her."
"What'd you find out from the medical examiner?" Hotch asks once Craig is upstairs with his wife.
"We think that he's starving them," Spencer answers.
"That doesn't fit with the care he takes with the bodies. Starvation would be a form of torture," you say.
"There's no sexual assault. The torture could be a substitute for the sex act."
"I'll coordinate with Rossi and Prentiss. We'll call you if there's anything new," Hotch says to you and Spencer.
Both he and JJ leave you and Spencer alone, and you sit down on the couch in thought.
"What's going on through that big brain of yours?" he asks and takes a seat next to you.
"Something didn't sit right with that phone call. It's like his voice was computerized."
"Maybe he doesn't want us to know his real voice."
"Yeah, maybe."
You two sit and talk until it's time to go to bed, and you get set up on the smaller couch. You're about to get settled in when you get up and make your way over to Spencer. He looks up at you in confusion, and you lean down to kiss him goodnight.
"I love you," you smile.
"I love you, too."
You get back to your seat, and before you know it, you and Spencer are out like a light. You're not sure what time it is, but you're woken up in the middle of the night to Spencer screaming your name. Your eyes are heavy with sleep, but when you hear Spencer, you know he is having a nightmare.
You shoot up and rush over to him.
"Spencer, baby, wake up. It's Y/N." He gasps awake and looks around for you, and he collapses into your arms. "It's just a nightmare. You're safe now."
"What the hell's going on?"
You look to the stairs to see Craig and Amy on the stairs.
"Everything's okay."
"You wake us up by screaming, and you think everything's okay?" Craig asks.
"He just had a nightmare. We're so sorry. Just go back upstairs and try to get some more rest. It was just a misunderstanding. Everything is fine, I promise you that."
Craig sighs and does what he's told, but Amy stays on the stairs.
"Are you okay?"
"It was a dream. I'm really sorry," Spencer sighs.
"Was it about Michael?"
"No."
"I've been afraid to close my eyes. I'm scared I'll see him die."
"I know it's hard, Amy, but I need you to try and get some sleep. I am sorry for the disturbance."
Amy sighs but does as she's told.
"I'm making everything worse," Spencer whimpers and sits back down on the couch.
"Baby, these cases get to all of us."
"I'm losing it in their living room, and I'm dreaming... I'm dreaming about dead kids and I'm covered in leeches."
"What is scaring you?"
You take a seat next to him and pull him into your arms.
"This boy's gonna die and there's nothing I can do to stop it," he whispers.
He rests his head on your chest, and you rub your hand up and down his back to comfort him. You two stay like that until the morning. This is the day of the funeral, but Amy isn't too thrilled about going. Hotch, JJ, and Derek came over to check how last night went, but you keep Spencer's outbreak a secret.
Amy and Craig get dressed up in their best black clothes, but Amy is having second thoughts about going.
"I can't do this. I'm sorry."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm not going to the funeral."
"We talked about this."
"No, you talked. I listened." She turns to Hotch with an exasperated look. "You're asking us to go to the funeral of a five-year-old boy. We're going to watch them lower his body to the ground, and the same man who killed him has our son."
"Amy, if he happens to be there, you might scare him into a reaction. We're looking for anything that might draw him out."
"I can't watch them bury a child knowing that we're next," she whispers.
"We feel like this plan has a reasonable chance of success," Derek says.
"What do you consider a reasonable chance that I will ever see my son again? Ten percent? Twenty?"
"I understand if you can't do this," Hotch says, "but if you can, we need to talk about who we're looking for."
Hotch believes the man your team is looking for is a white man in his late twenties to mid-thirties. Judging by the quality of the clothing he put his first victim in, Hotch believes he comes from a middle-class background. This is not someone who is going to be at the funeral in a high-end or well-tailored suit.
People like him often pay close attention to the parents of the most recent boy to be abducted, so Craig and Amy will be watched. You'd be watching for someone whose focus is on them instead of the service itself. He could be driving a four-wheel drive vehicle, so you'll have to memorize license plate numbers in case one of them happens to be the person you're looking for.
This unsub dumped Ethan far from the city, but he didn't try to hide it. In fact, it was close enough to the road that it could be seen when he drove by. That tells you he is trying to separate his actions from himself. If he wanted to see the body from the road, it could mean he's remorseful which is why you believe that he'll be there today.
"Okay. If you sense someone looking at you you need to tell us. Humans are conditioned to feel fear. The little hairs on the back of your neck? They tell us the truth."
"JJ will stay here. If the phone rings, she'll say she's a family friend and that you're at a funeral," Hotch says.
"You can do this," you whisper to Amy. You look around for your boyfriend, and you notice he isn't downstairs with everyone else. "Excuse me." You walk upstairs and head over to Michael's room where Spencer is. "Hey, we're almost ready to go."
"You know, they're right. Odds are we'll catch the unsub when he dumps the body or when he tries to snatch another kid."
"I know the odds, Spencer," you sigh.
"It's weird. Some things never go away. When I was a kid, every boy I knew had piles of dinosaur toys."
"Not you, though."
"No, I had books and notebooks that my mom filled with poems by W.S. Merwin and songs by Bob Dylan. She liked it when I memorized them. She was convinced that they were watching us and writing songs about our lives. Basements are the first part of a house to be built, right? So, if you're having recurring dreams about a basement, it kinda speaks to the core fundamentals of who you are as a person."
"I thought you didn't believe in dream analysis."
"Freud's been discredited but Jung still has his merits. I just realized that I've been having different versions of my nightmare since I was a kid."
"Okay, how about this? We work together to find Michael, and when we're done, we'll look into your nightmares. I mean, you're having them for a reason, right? We can talk to your mom and see if she knows more about it. I want to help you ease your mind."
"Yeah, I'd like that," he nods.
You two walk back downstairs, and you're the first ones to leave. Hotch stays behind to help prepare the parents a bit more before they leave as well. There are a lot of people attending, but you're focused on singling out the unsub.
"There's a very full crowd here today, which I believe is part of the natural outpouring of grief over losing someone so innocent," the Catholic priest announces to everyone. "It is also a reminder that there is another boy out there who is in danger and in need of our prayers. Let's take a moment and pray for that boy. For his safe return."
You lock eyes with Spencer, and you can see him pleading for you. You quietly make your way over to him, and you grab his hand in comfort.
"What's going on?"
"I've been here before."
You're not sure what is going on or why he was here, but you need to put him on the back burner for right now. There is a man in the background with a camera out to record the funeral. You're not sure why he would, and Emily and Rossi are already on it. The man is startled by their presence, but he doesn't make a scene.
They take him off to the side to talk to him, and you know he'll be brought in for questioning. Nothing happened for the rest of the funeral, and Amy and Craig had to go back home empty-handed. You headed to the police station to watch over the questioning with the mysterious man, Walter Davis.
In your hand is a file that you had Penelope put together that you think might help Spencer and his nightmares.
"Where were you on the days Ethan Hayes and Michael Bridges were abducted?" Emily asks.
"I was home."
"Don't you need to ask what days those were?"
"Am I under arrest?"
"No. You love kids. You're just helping us with an investigation."
"You have no right to search me."
"Why? What would we find?" Rossi asks.
Walter doesn't answer.
"Oh, do you like videotaping other things besides funerals?"
The detective on the case comes in, but you don't look at him. You're too busy staring at Walter to focus on anything else.
"How's it going?" Detective Ashby asks when he and Spencer walk into the room.
"He's not our unsub. I would have felt Ethan and Michael on him. We can't rule out that the unsub might be a woman. There's no evidence, physical or spiritual, to say our unsub is a woman, but I have a feeling she might be."
"What's that?" Spencer asks about the file in your hand.
"Do you mind giving us a minute?" you ask the detective, and he leaves immediately. "I had Penelope pull it. Does the name Riley Jenkins mean anything to you?"
"No."
"Think back to when you were little."
"I had an imaginary friend named Riley."
"Spencer, Riley Jenkins was murdered right here in Las Vegas when he was six. That means you would have been four at the time. He was found in the basement of his own house, behind the dryer. He was sexually abused and stabbed, just like in your dream," you whisper.
Riley was a real person, and everything Spencer thought he knew is a complete lie.
"Where can we find Michael Bridges?" Rossi asks.
You walk inside the room and lean down so that your mouth is next to Rossi's ear.
"He's not the unsub. He's sick, but he's not the one we're looking for. I think the unsub is a woman."
"Okay, thank you."
You leave the room and hand the file over to Spencer.
"Come on, let's head back to Amy and Craig's house."
You two head back just in time to hear the phone ring. The unsub is calling again, and you're going to focus on the voice to make sure that the unsub is a woman. She may be using a filter over her voice to make her sound like a man, and that's her first mistake.
"Hello?" Amy answers.
You know Hotch has Penelope on the line to trace the call.
"Put the FBI on."
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"I saw them at the funeral. Put them on!"
Amy hands the phone over to Hotch who has a stoic look on his face.
"This is Special Agent Aaron Hotchner."
"You were trying to trick me. You were trying to lock me down but you arrested the wrong person."
"Why don't we just slow down and talk?"
"No, we only have three minutes."
"We have as long as we want."
"Those aren't the rules."
Rules? Why can the unsub be on the phone for three minutes?
"You're right. Your rules. It was good of you to go to the funeral today. You must have really cared about Ethan."
"I loved him. His parents didn't deserve him. I took good care of him."
"Is that why you bought him the new clothes?"
"They put him in that silly blue top and lime green Oxfords. He hated those!"
Lime green Oxfords? Only a woman would note the color like that.
"Maybe when you're good enough to bring Michael home, you can tell his parents what he really likes."
"No. He's never coming home. I saw that so-called mother. She looked right at me. She knows he sleeps better with me."
"I don't know who you are, but please give me back my son! Please. I'm begging you. I'll do anything. Just don't hurt my baby. Please!" Amy begs.
"Your time is up."
The unsub hangs up, and everyone is silent for a few minutes.
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steakout-05 · 2 months
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for months now i have had this little story idea bouncing around in my head for an AU of Jetpack Joyride where Barry is stuck inside a big expermental time loop conducted by Legitimate Research to create an army of randomly selected time-travelling soldiers. the idea is very much still rough and i dunno if and when i'll develop it into a bigger thing, but it's a pretty cool idea and it's a twist on the JJ game that i've never really seen much exploration on.
basically, it focuses on Barry, who is the sort of Patient Zero of an experimental concentrated time-fuckery technology LR is working on. every single day, at exactly the same time, Barry goes out to work his salesman job, discovers the jetpack, breaks into the laboratory, takes it for a joyride, eventually gets hit by an obstacle and dies. the next day, Barry goes out to work his salesman job, discovers the jetpack, breaks into the lab, takes it for a joyride and dies. and he does the same exact thing the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day... he's pretty much stuck in a loop of the exact same events happening repeatedly every single day, and he has absolutely no idea about it. that is, until there's a glitch in the system, and Barry progressively becomes a lot more suspicious and paranoid about the situation he's in. the rest of this post is gonna be REALLY spoilery (like i literally just explain big important chunks of the story for several paragraphs) if i ever make this into a full-fledged fanfic, so i'm gonna put it under a keep reading thingy. also it is... quite long and convoluted lol.
as the story goes on, it focuses more on the mental degredation of Barry as he starts uncovering all these weird clues, slowly trying to piece together what's going on and driving himself insane, because every time a reset occurs, his memory of the previous loop ever happening is completely wiped and everything he did that day goes all the way back to square one. since the malfunctioning of LR's technology though, Barry has been getting little nuggets of deja vu and half-remembered fragments of dying before a reset. this eventually becomes him repeating things to himself, little phrases and codes over and over and over in hopes that it will persist into the next reset. this eventually becomes symbols stuck up on the walls of his room and then progresses to entire rituals to help him remember and little behaviourisms like tics and stims to let him know he's in another loop. he becomes more and more panicked and unsettled, paranoid that someone - or something - is watching him closely. additionally, he keeps having disturbing dreams in the early hours of the morning before he gets up to go to work, ones that are symbolic and prophetic, as if they're trying to warn him about something. i've had concepts of him waking up on top of a pile of millions of mangled carcasses that all look exactly like Barry, and having on them them forcefully grab onto his leg and pull him down with the rest of them. it's kinda like the nightmare Woody has in Toy Story 2, but like, dead guys everywhere, lol.
the backstory of this whole thing is kinda insane. basically, Legitimate Research is a sketchy government funded facility that's doing secret time experiments to create the strongest beings for a purpose that's somewhat similar to Brains' Zomb Bomb plan from AOZ (i haven't fully decided yet). Barry is someone who has been randomly selected for their newest version of the concentrated time loop experiment, where patients will be put under looping tests to extract data about their strength, agility and performance and decide what they need to supplement them with in order to create the perfect soldier.
Barry was 22 years old when he was selected. he was actually a relatively normal local Fish N' Chips vendor living in New South Wales, but one day, when he recieved an exciting letter in the mail about a new ambitious job opportunity, he completely disappeared without a trace and seemed to have been entirely erased from the minds of everyone he had ever known. Barry had actually been kidnapped and ensnared into a mind-experiments facility of the laboratory, where they proceeded to wipe his mind, proof of his existence and his entire personhood up to this point, and replaced all of it with fake memories to fill in the gaps. he was then placed in stasis and to be injected with high doses of strength drugs as they crafted a new life for him behind the scenes. a new house, in a new state, all with new stories and memorabilia meant to be lived out by new person. now, he was Barry Steakfries in Queensland, a rough-around-the-edges guy with a passion for action movies and destruction. he was a revel with a thirst for chaos and freedom, but he just didn't have the means to achieve it yet. it was all according to plan.
a big part of the story i want to tell that involves him is that at some point, Barry tries to break free from the time loop by doing something different. this takes a lot of pre-planning, memory rituals and repeating details to himself, but after he wakes up from a reset and gets out of bed, he hesitates, choosing to go to a different place to sell his gramophones that day. he deliberately tries his best to avoid Legitimate Research's headquarters as much as he can, and while he doesn't completely remember why he's doing it, he has a deep gut feeling that he should stay away from them at all costs. so he does. and at first, it goes well. the day is different, his choices seem to actually matter and for once, the feeling of deja vu isn't tearing him apart... until a crazy freak accident happens that forces Barry to die and reset the time loop again, wiping away everything he had done that day. Legitimate Research is now forcefully trying to stop him from knowing what the hell is going on by forcing him to die with each now discovery he makes, and Barry has to figure out more and more creative solutions to averting their surveillance and trying to get the hell out of the loop.
Craig will also be involved with the story too!! i'm not exactly sure what exactly the events leading up to Barry discovering and meeting him would be, but it'd be kinda halfway-late-ish into the story where Barry manages to cut off LR's surveillance of him, breaks into the laboratory and searches through its archives for anything relating to time. during this raid, he accidentally discovers the true Patient Zero to this time experiment: a broken, decrepit shell of a man who has been hooked up to a set of wires and locked away deep into the laboratory, never meant to be discovered by anyone, only known simply as #000 'Craig'. Craig was the very first human they used to run an early prototype of these experiments, but through malfunctions in the threads of LR's technology, he ended up knowing too much and tried to break free from his time loop, which resulted in him being dragged out of reality and becoming completely detached from his own time, stopping his aging process completely and practically allowing him to exist forever and persistently through every reset unaffected. LR relocated him and considered him a catastrophic failure, locking him away in a cell deep in the bowels of the laboratory before destroying and erasing every archive of him ever having existed in any point in time. and now, the same thing is about to happen to Barry if he doesn't figure out a way to stop what's happening quickly. Barry, outisde of LR, is the only one who is aware of Craig's existence in this timeline. Barry makes a vow to make sure that he will never ever forget Craig, no matter what happens to him, no matter how many times his timeline gets reset, because he is the only other person on the whole world who truly understands what he's going through.
at the very end of the story, when Barry finally escapes the time loop and is about to enter into a new reality where none of this ever happened, he reaches out a hand to Craig and offers he come with him to live. Craig, however, rejects the offer, sadly confessing to Barry that because of his disconect from the threads of time progression itself, Craig must stay behind and be erased along with everything inside this one and let Barry live his life. Barry protests, insisting that his life wouldn't be complete without him and that they've already gone through so much together, but Craig assures him that this is the best for the both of them, and that Barry must leave him soon before the window to escape closes. Barry gives Craig once last goodbye, holding him close and basking in his presence for the final time. he closes his eyes, presses his head against Craig's and whispers "I promise I'll never forget you." before he slowly lets him go, not breaking their locked gaze on each other for even a second as he steps into the portal and ventures into an entirely new reality, never to return.
i want there to be an epilogue part where Barry starts his new life and goes looking for a place to stay, and he comes across the place where LR used to be, which is instead occupied with a big square fence plot and a sign that says "UNDER CONSTRUCTION: NEW RESTAURANT TO BE BUILT". Barry stares at it for a moment and reflects on everything that has happened. all the hellish experiments that were once held inside this very plot of land, all the trauma he went through to get to this point, Craig's sacrifice, everything has lead up to him standing here, in the right place, at the right time, to finally live the life he should've had to begin with. eventually, he turns away, continuing to walk down the street. he should go check that place out sometime.
(insert "what a fucked up dream for a baby to have" ending from 'then what' here)
#barry steakfries#jetpack joyride#fanfic idea#alternate universe#this is really just an idea dump post. y'know just throwing eggs everywhere and hoping one sticks to something#also i like how every au idea i've had for jetpack joyride always involves a deep queer-coded relationship between barry and craig#the aoz total apocalypse au has them go through hell together and become closer bfs who would die for each other as a result#the timeloop au has barry and craig destined to find each other but are separated from each others' timelines and must eventually let go-#-of their bond with each other and have barry sacrifice the existence of craig so he can go on and live a normal life without him#the toni/revenge au is literally just barry and craig/toni having a messy breakup ffs lmaooo#every au i'm making for this game is so unequivocally gay and i love that#we got the 'i'd kill for u' gay. we got the tragic destiny love story gay. we got the bad blood by taylor swift gay. it's all here#now that i think about it the relationship that barry and craig have in timeloop kinda reminds me of kirk and spock always being destined-#-to find each other across space and time.....#i will make sure every au i make deliberately goes out of its way to have something so very gay in it and you can trust my word on that#i wanna draw all three of my au barrys at group therapy with each other sharing their traumas#and canon barry is just there looking at them like ''what the fuck happened to you people....'' lmaoo#toni/revenge au barry: my bf turned evil and broke up with me...#timeloop barry: my bf literally got erased from existence for me...#total apocalypse barry: .... my bf is a hardened professional zombie hunter. wtf is happening in your universes???#canon barry: *taking a slow sip of coffee with an extremely concerned look on his face*#anyway yeah. barry is stuck inside a timeloop and that's why jj always starts the same way after you die#not even kidding this whole au was spawned from me playing the game again in late 2022 and thinking ''hey isn't it interesting-#-how barry always dies at the end but then bursts through the wall again just fine when you start again? like a loop? hmmm''#i'm gonna sleep now. it is. 11 pm and i have been writing this for god knows how long. good night snoorrrkk mimimimj
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schnabel53 · 1 month
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Its going DOWN in the JJ fandom +theories
A new short released which made the MAIN SHIP now VERY weird as Craig is now related to Barry in some way, but everyone in the fandom is well aware of this fact at this point
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like, come on, they ARE related in some way. I'm gonna share my theory below, but, like, there are SO MANY other paths to go and Halfbrick does the one that wrecks what a lot of the fanart is the craig x barry ship.
But moving on from this, I'm interested in what path HB is going to take, like, is Craig going to be his dad or brother, or are is Peter Simpkins, the man that all scientists are cloned from? I think the latter would be much more interesting, as the y have NEVER touch on this after the science crew was introduced
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like, THEY WERE SETTING UP SOMETHING THAT NEVER REALLY PAID OFF!!!
So I'm thinking the story line is going to be Barry digs to see what's going on and investigates Brains or a member of the science crew, and they let something slip about Peter Simpkins which Barry researches. He sees a picture of hm which looks just like his dad, he finds out he died in whatever year but actually ended faking his death, and settling and having Barry. Brains then obsessively made duplicates, trying to make his friend.
Better yet, what is Barry HIMSELF is a duplicate. Going into full on conspiracy's, but :p
This would explain why he's never really died, Brains couldn't kill someone so similar to his late friend, or maybe he KNEW it was Peters son or something like that, still not pleased but kind of relieved that Barry's there.
Just- GRRR SO MANY THINGS!!
Thank you to the three other JJ fans on Tumblr, hopefully it doesn't turn to shit.
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Meet The Author ; JJ
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Name’s JJ.
My pronouns are He/Him.
18.
My humor is sarcasm/irony.
I don’t personally post much, just trying to build my writing reputation for now. But, maybe I will get out of my shell at some point.
Interests : Writing, Drawing, Painting, Tattooing, Guitar, Reading, and Skating every once in a while. Holy fuck, that’s a lot of ing’s.
Fandoms I’ll be writing about : Jujutsu Kaisen, Creepypasta, Chainsaw Man, South Park, Homestuck, and whatever else that I forgot to mention. Quite a bit.
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Currently as of now, I’m not accepting many requests because I’m so busy with my own ideas for my page. So, I’m sorry if I can’t or don’t get to your ideas.
But, I will look at asks through the Tumblr ‘Ask’ option so please go ahead and go for that. I’ll be happy to see some of your suggestions.
I will write things such as SFW and NSFW headcanons, stories, and scenarios on characters with a reader or another character that I feel I can execute correctly.
If you are looking to request, please see below to what I’m willing to do and not do.
✑ The characters I’m open to writing are : Gojo Satoru, Toji Fushiguro, Megumi Fushiguro, Yuuji Itadori, Nobara Kugisaki, Yuuta Okkotsu, Choso, Sukuna, Denji, Power, Aki Hayakawa, Makima, Kobeni Higashiyama, Hirofumi Yoshida, Tobias Rogers (Ticci Toby), Jackson Nyras (Eyeless Jack), Jane Arkansaw (Jane The Killer), Timothy Wright (Masky), Brian Thomas (Hoodie), Stan Marsh (Toolshed), Kyle Broflovski (Human Kite), Kenny McCormick (Mysterion), Craig Tucker (Super Craig), Tweek Tweak (Wonder Tweak), Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, John Egbert, Jade Harley, Jake English, Dirk Strider, Roxy Lalonde, every troll. (please don’t make me list them all..)
✑ I WILL NOT write anything that has to do with : pedophilia, vore, feet, characters that I have a personal dislike to, and any fetishes I deem uncomfortable or unsuitable.
✑ I am okay with doing : BDSM, non-con, and certain violent topics that include knives, murder, and other extreme narratives. This applies to most of the serial killers and is completely fictional. Please don’t cry to me about doing this. Some people cope with these sorts of kinks and it’s NOT to imply that they truly want something like this to happen. People just like crazy fantasies sometimes and that is OKAY.
✑ I apologize if I don’t get to your requests fast enough. Writing takes days to perfect. I’ve tried to rush it plenty of times, it will still be a long wait. Please be patient and know that I have a life outside of this hobby. Thank you for reading!
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Everyone that I write about is aged up and at the age of eighteen or up. I specify this every time and I’ll continue to do so. There will be nobody underage that I will write about and anyone that wants to do so needs to get the fuck out. Other than that, that’s my introduction to my page and I’ll continue to update this when I make a master list and others. Now that you understand my work and all of that is out of the way, go on and read your asses off.
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boydholbrookfanpage · 2 years
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BHFP Masterlist / Mobile Links
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dexterno-artz · 6 months
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i lost my progress for these bottom ones so here's unfinished human guys I guess idk
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Toni and Craig (Toni is the canon guy from the robot bird orchestra short according to a thing halfbrick made a while back that I didn't see :/ that's too bad)
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their colleagues 100%
wips
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friend art time - I love them 💛💛
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Craig and Toni be by eachother wap
They made this silly animatic I love it
I got another one of my oldest JJ friends back 💛💛
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das all folks
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17x07-Piranha
The episode directed by Aisha Tyler. I'm curious about this one.
Warning: mentions of r*pe and sexual violence
Is that Elias saying "previously on.."?
Beginning in Maryland
A guy trapped in a tank. Is that why this episode is called "Piranha"?
I wonder if this unsub is related to the gold star program
Unsub and a victim met at a bar and unsub spiked his drink
Tell the truth or the unsub pulls the switch. What happens if he presses the switch?
"Why her?"
That's not water, it's acid wtf
Ew wtf?!
Wait the victim did what?!
Tony, Darren and David being potential victims
Shit, victim lied about Darren and David
Wtf, the acid is literally melting the guy
Jesus Christ....the victim is now a skeleton
Baby crying?
Unsub is a father but he's so distant and cold despite the baby crying
Unsub's name is Roger
Roger is an unsub but he still loves his baby, parallels to Elias?
Luke sarcastically saying that he slept like a baby when he and JJ lost sleep over the revelation that the BAU's research created the gold star program
Garcia looking cute in her outfit. Everyone else looks good but I'm still sick and tired of all that gray clothing, like when can the characters wear colors again amidst the dull lighting?
Three men gone missing, all Asian. So Roger was responsible for their disappearances?
Craig's watch being found
JJ and Luke taking charge on the case involving the disappearances of the three men
Luke asking Emily about Gold Star, still distraught that the BAU are responsible for its creation and being North Star
Emily seeing Tyler staring at the board
The lighting in the BAU floor looks better. They need to retain this type of lighting for the rest of the season and s18
Tyler telling Rossi that he and Tara worked together to find any overlap between Gold Star and Rossi and Gideon's paper
Tara being amazed at Rossi and Gideon's unpublished paper
Said paper discussing about epigenetics being partially the reason why it was never published
Rossi saying how he and Gideon buried the paper so no one could find it but someone did, but who?
Emily profiling Tyler through his handwriting
Tyler being sensitive to criticism and is paranoid
Tyler being a little embarrassed cause of the way he writes his T's
Emily bragging how she's been reinstated as unit chief and flexing off her leadership skills
Tara being amused in the background
Rossi wearing a reddish orange shirt and Emily wearing a dark blue blouse that looks black or gray in different lighting
The lighting looks slightly better than past episodes so far
Gold Star members being recruited through epigenetics
The field being founded in 1942 but didn't fully kickstart till the 2000s when rhe genome was mapped, revolving around the question how genes are affected by environmental factors, but it's tricky when mental illness is involved
Stuart House being the site got creating psychopaths with candidates in their pubescent years
Tara saying "bananas"
Tara and Tyler still struggling to figure out who exactly started it as they're too good at hiding
Sebastian refusing to speak and Tyler saying how Sebastian will find a way to walk out free or get out of jail
Rossi calling Tyler "Mr Sensitive"
Tara and Tyler working together
Emily looking at the pile of case files from 1993 to 1997 is a mood and me with my chores and responsibilities
Rossi and Emily having to do a hand search through each file to figure out who checked out the paper
Before they had Penelope Garcia, they had Jill
Jill Gideon overseeing the files back then and playing a big role in helping her husband and Rossi the beginning of the BAU
Emily insisting on asking Jill for help but Rossi forbidding Emily to reach out to Jill as the paper supposedly affected her more than the team.
Emily saying how it's "adorable" Rossi is forbidding her to do something for the first time but knowing the sneak peeks for the episode, Emily is obviously gonna ignore Rossi and see Jill anyway
Emily lying to Rossi that she won't contact Jill
....back to Roger, waking up from his nap and the baby being calm
The baby is so adorable
Roger being a dad to the baby, if only he wasn't an unsub
The wife is awake but looks numb. Is Roger and his wife having martial problems?
Wife being suspicious of her husband
Wife having postpartum depression? Its
Wife's name is Emma
Wait.......shit, Emma's son is not Roger's son
Emma was assaulted and pregnant by one of her rapists?!
Roger admitting to Emma that he found one of the guys who raped her
Unlike Sydney, Emma being supportive of her husband committing crimes for her as she wants revenge against the guys to raped and assaulted her and got her pregnant
The episode and unsub is partially reminiscent of the more tragic unsubs in past seasons but with a more darker turn
Emma being relieved that Roger made the third victim suffer and that he found the last of the four men who attacked her
Emma wanting to be present when Roger tortures the fourth victim and making him admit his and his friends' crimes
Roger hoping that Emma will give her son a chance and the family can become whole once they kill the final victim
Emma feeling that she'll only be at peace once all the men who attacked her are gone
Roger and Emma holding hands and hoping they can be a family again after killing the fourth victim
Roger abducting the last victim
....dear God, that was fucking brutal
Roger making the guy suffer while allowing Emma to deliver the final killing blow
Back to Tyler and Tara discussing what they know about the paper
Situational psychopathy, is it possible to turn empathy on and off
Situation psychopathy being useful in training soldiers, snipers and even first responders
Emily asking Tyler for help, obviously she's disobeying Rossi and getting Tyler to help her contact Jill
The sneak peek
Jason Gideon, it's been a while since we last saw him, and not the younger version or footage from past episodes
Jill being the only therapist Gideon trusted
Jill also possibly help assist in the paper and being a silent partner in getting the BAU off the ground
Jill's specialty being biological psychology also similar to epigenetics
We finally got to see Vincent Orlov, Elias' lawyer, and ugh, I can already tell he's getting on my nerves
Vincent saying Elias is allowed attorney client privileges and convincing the security turn off their cameras so that the two are allowed to talk freely, and I know it's definitely something bad
I still wonder how Elias managed to recruit him
Elias' sentencing is going through next week but of course Elias will find a way to delay it or make things work in his favor
Elias hearing rumors that his deal isn't going through
The deal being gone
Elias asking Vincent to find Damien
Vincent is married but now divorced
Not Elias using Vincent's ex wife as leverage to keep Vincent in check
Tyler telling Emily that he doesn't want to be a liar and actually be useful to the team
Not Emily messing with Tyler again
Emily saying "just uh fucking drive" while she and Tyler smile
Tyler having another awkward session in the car with someone from the team
JJ and Luke learning that Roger used sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide to kill his victims
Roger dissolving the victims' bodies
"Piranha solution" so that's why the episode is called "piranha"
JJ and Luke asking for help in finding a victimology connection
"It's why you and I are finally friends" really Garcia? Idk if she was joking or being sarcastic but was the past 6 seasons of friendship mean nothing to you?
Luke saying "Finally" in a mocking tone. Garcia's comment would've pissed me off if that was me
Anonymous email from Roger, the unsub and Roger blaming the asshole victims for impregnating his wife
Luke asking if any of the victims had a history of sexual violence
Alan George having a sexual assault conviction
Luke saying "thanks friend" and Garcia saying "You're welcome friend"
How the fuck did that guy even survived the assault from earlier
The last victim seeing Emma and throwing up as he can't lie to her
Emma being unable to pull the switch and Roger allowing him to do it for her. He still loves his wife
Roger killing the 4th victim and Emma watching the guy suffer
Emily at Jill's house
Jill asking about Hotch and Morgan, whom have all left and Reid, whom Emily says is on sabbatical, don't they mean assignment
Emily trying to get Jill to talk and Jill saying no and bringing up the paper
Still iffy on the actress but Jill saying "fuck me" ater Emily mentions the paper being leaked and letting her inside was hilarious
Emily putting her gun inside Jill's drawer cause she hates guns
Roger and Emma being relieved that it's over. Shit, the baby is crying
Roger leaving Emma in the basement seems like a bad idea
So the last victim's name is Jeremy Moy and he had a fiancee
Jeremy's fiance is another man and JJ telling Garcia to leave the room as the email reveals that Jeremy raped Emma
The fiance being distraught that the man he loved was a rapist and who raped a woman
Did Jeremy Moy actually assaulted Emma or did Roger found the wrong guy? Or is the fiance is in denial?
Emily trying to convince Jill to come to the BAU with her and help the team with the paper
Jill moving on from Jason's death a long time ago, her main problem has nothing to do with her husband but with Rossi
Jason was killed in 10x13 and it came out in 2015, so he passed in 2014/15 which means the episode takes place in 2023, or is it another continuity issue?
Jill being distrustful of Rossi
Jill telling Emily that Gideon cared about her
Jill not holding back when she admits that her ex husband can be dramatic and Emily agreeing while saying that Rossi is the opposite of all of that
Jill asking Emily if she knew the truth about why Rossi initially left the BAU in 1997 and it was not cause he was tired of the bureaucracy and wanted to write books but apparently it's not cause of all of that
Emily's reactions to learning that Rossi and Jill had an affair and then she broke his heart was hilarious
Man, this is gonna be awkward
Folie a deux with Roger and Emma
So the guys didn't rape Emma but Roger believes they're the ones who hurt her
JJ and Luke feeling that they're missing a lead in the case so they can't deliver the profile
Emily telling Jill that Rossi told her she is forbidden from seeing Jill
Jill believing that Rossi is also dramatic
Jill saying she can't help the team but we know she eventually shows up at the BAU floor
Jill asking Emily about JJ and being impressed that she's a profiler as she only knew her when she used to be a liaison
"Helping younger agents.."
Jill seeing through Emily's profile
Not Jill roasting Tyler and saying how despite the similarities to him and her son, Jill still states that her son is much more handsome. I need to find a photo of Gideon's son from 10x13
Emily trying to use morphopsychology on Jill but she knows he
Emily wanting Tyler Green to be part of the next generation of the BAU? Tyler being a future BaU agent? Not sure how I feel about it
Emily trying to guilt trip Jill into helping them by using JJ and and Tyler
Jill admitting that Emily is more manipulative
Roger trying to calm the baby and Emma calling for him
Wtf happened to Emma
Dr Moreno possibly being the next victim?
Their relationship possibly falling apart
I'm worried for the baby
JJ discussing rape trauma
So the men are a genetic manifestation for the unsub and they're not rapists but they're sperms donors
Luke believing that there was no rape involved
Roger was infertile?
Shit, Roger abducted Dr Moreno and is about to kill her
JJ and Luke learning about Roger and Emma
The four victims are sperms donors for the couple's ivf treatment
Implantation was a success but Emma gave birth at home, where Roger suffered a break from reality which made him believe that the sperms donors were rapists
Emma has hypertension and risk for late-term miscarriage, which means she could possibly die without proper help and immediate medical help
So Roger wanted this and Emma had no control or say in this decision and Dr Moreno giving him a reality check
Luke and JJ found Roger
Holy shit, Emma has been dead the whole time? And wtf?! I'm getting flashbacks to Normal
That is fucking horrifying
Luke not telling Roger that his wife is actively dead as it would break him even more
JJ and Luke's silent expressions as they can't help but sympathize with the unsub
Elias getting a phone call
Vincent calling Elias
Did Elias tell Vincent to dig up a kill kit?
Elias telling Vincent to give Damien the case with the combination being 4-0-0-8
Elias telling Vincent not to open the case, it's a trap isn't it
Emily and Tyler bringing Jill to the BAU floor and sees how much it has changed
Jill seeing Garcia and hugging her and seeing Tara
Idk why her seeing Reid's desk made me emotional
Luke's desk across from Tara
Jill being emotional seeing the BAU floor and being in Rossi’s office, which used to be Gideon's
Jill going through Rossi's stuff and pausing to see his wedding photos with Krystall
Jill seeing the unpublsihed paper her husband and Rossi worked on
Shit, Rossi and Jill see each other again, this may or may not be awkward for them
This episode was another good one, but they could've put up a disclaimer or warnings considering the mentions of rape and the reveals of a stillborn baby
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