#joey watches f1

[chaosinstigator]

everyone shutup baby boy got P2

[norrisleclercf1]

saw you wanted older driver requests and i was wondering if you could do poly fernando and mark and them coming back him to reader after some time away? just very fluffy please

A/N: I made reader pregnant cause why not also it's cute

You wanted to cry, it was stupid, but you had dropped the TV remote and couldn't bend down to pick it up. Stupid pregnancy hormones got the better of you, this time. Sniffling you look at the time and smile through your tears.

Your boys would be home soon, and then one of them could grab you the remotes. The alarm system dings, and you smile, sitting up as you hear the garage door open and soon the echoes of car doors slamming. "Baby!" Fernando drops his bags and runs over and sees you on the couch trying to get up.

"Hi," You blush feeling like a whale, but the boys never made you feel that way, instead they feel more in love with you when you announced your pregnancy.

"Be careful, baby. You could hurt yourself." Fernando helps you stand up as he stares at you. "I know, I'm bigger," You grumble feeling insecure but stop feeling large hands come up behind you and wrap around your stomach.

"You're not bigger darling, just our joey." Mark kisses your neck and very gently lifts your stomach. You can't help but tear up at this act, it reliving you of so much that Fernando coos. "Ohhh, sweetie, it's been hard without hasn't it?" Fernando asks, and you nod your head blubbering.

"I dropped the remote 3 days ago, and couldn't even bend down to grab it." You sob and Mark has to hide his face in your neck to stop himself from laughing. "I just wanted to watch you race, and you commentate and...and I COULDN'T!" You sob, Fernando covering his mouth and Mark sighs placing kisses on your neck.

"Sugar, it's okay. It's okay." Fernando whispers, trying hard to keep it together. "Nando, it's not funny." Mark chides and slowly drops your bump. Turning you around he wipes your eyes. "Sweetie, I swear it's going to be over soon. You've just one more month, and little joey will be out soon." You groan and pull back.

"Mark, if you compare me to a kangaroo one more time, I'll rip your balls off." Fernando chokes on his laughter and picks up the remote, finally turning on the TV for you. "Let's lie down." Mark whispers and helps you to the couch and lies down, with him curled around you and Fernando moving and placing both your heads on his lap. Playing with your hair.

"Want to watch the race?" Fernando asks, rubbing your scalp deep as Mark's hands rub over your body soothing you, to just soft sniffles. "Yes," Fernando smiles, going to F1 TV and the sound of the theme song of Formula 1. Mark chuckles when he feels a little thump against his hand.

"Guess, the little bugger wants to race too." You roll your eyes, digging deeper into Mark's hold . "He'll race when Fernando retires."

[the-offside-rule]

Mick Schumacher (Mercedes AMG) - Smoothie

Requested: no

Warnings: none

"No problem, come again!" Y/n said, smiling through her mask as another customer left. She let out a sigh as she returned the computer to see which order was next. The door opened and in walked a blonde man with blue eyes. Y/n smiled over to him, assuming this next order was his. "Hello there, can I help you?" she asked as politely as possible. "Hi, I'd like a smoothie please." he replied. She sensed a bit of an accent butt she couldn't tell exactly where it was from other than it was definitely European. "Perfect and have you pre ordered?" Y/n asked. The man looked at her a bit confused. "No, I don't think so." he replied. "I'm so sorry, I can't give you a smoothie until you pre order it." she explained. "You could go out and order and then come back in and collect it if you'd like?" The man nodded. "Of course, I'll be back in a minute."

She smiled and waved as the man walked back out and went back to the register. "What do you think you're doing?!" her coworker Carolina shrieked. "W-what? What do you mean?" Y/n asked. "What did you do? You just kicked out Mick Schumacher!" Y/n arched a brow. "Should I know who that is?" Carolina rolled her eyes. "That is the son of the seven time world champion of F1 Michael Schumacher! You can't just kick him out!" Carolina shouted. "He didn't order, I can't let him in if he hasn't ordered." Y/n said. "He's special Y/n!" Carolina whispered. "How? Is he jesus christ or something?" Y/n asked, starting to get frustrated. "No, he's famous!" Y/n shrugged her shoulders. "Okay and? I don't care if he is Barack O-fucking-bama, he's not coming in without ordering. That's just the policy-"

"Why did you kick a formula 1 driver out of my shop?!" Joey, the manager came storming out after watching the scene unfold from his cameras. "He's just another customer-" Y/n tried to defend her actions but Joey wasn't having any of it. "He's a celebrity! Not to mention how famous his dad is!" Y/n was just about having enough of hearing about hwo this guy was. "Once again, and?" Joey's blood boiled. "He could do some great stuff for the business!" Y/n scoffed. "I'm sorry but I doubt this man is going to throw it up the shop's name and address on his social media out of the blue. He's just another customer." She said. Up popped a little notification on the computer, saying an order was placed and surely enough, there was the Mick Schumacher up there. "You better hope he doesn't have anything bad to say about you."

"Hi, you can come in now. Sorry for the wait." Y/n smiled, letting the German in. "It's no problem at all. I don't mind waiting." he replied. "Okay so banana and strawberry yes?" she asked walking alongside him to the counter. "Yes please." he said. Y/n walked behind the counter and made up the smoothie under the watchful eye of Joey. She cupped it up and walked back out to see Carolina chatting to the German who was very clearly uncomfortable with her so of course, Y/n rushed in to break it up. "And here you go. Have you paid online?" Y/n asked, moving Carolina out of the way. "Er, yes, yes I have but I'm going to just tip you a bit." The German reached into his pocket and pulled out a five pound note and smiled at her. "Oh thank you so much. That's very generous, sir." Y/n said. "It's Mick." he replied. "Pardon?" Y/n asked. "It's Mick. You can call me Mick." he said repeating his name. "Oh, okay. Well thank you very much Mick. Sorry if I caused an inconvenience earlier it's just, you know the new regulations for health and safety." Y/n said. "Oh no, I totally get it. Safety first." Mick chuckled. "Exactly."

There was a brief silence between tbe two, not knowing if Mick was going to leave or not but then Y/n just decided to brush it off and move along to serve some other customers. "Well, thanks for coming around and sorry again." she said fixing her mask. "No problem. Thanks." Mick replied before turning to walk away. "If you need anything Mick, just come right back!" Joey said as Mick walked out, kind of embarassed from being made a fuss out of. "Can you guys stop? He was obviously uncomfortable with being treated like a celebrity so just treat him like a normal human being, okay?" Y/n snapped at the two. Joey furrowed his eyebrows at her sudden authoritive tone. "You literally threw him out, we need to give him a reason to come back." Joey exclaimed. "You're scaring him away, I'm just saying." Y/n began typing into the computer yet again. "You know what? You're working overtime. You can close up shop." Y/n blinked in disbelief. "Joey, you're taking the piss completely now, there's no way you're being serious-"

"I'm being completely serious!" Joey raised his voice and cut her off That was end of discussion. Whatever Joey says, goes, end of story.

Y/n walked about wiping down tables, humming to herself. She heard a knock come from the door, making her groan. "We're closed." she called. The figure still stayed there. "Hey! We're closed!" she said again but the person still stayed there. "Oh for fuck's sake-" she muttered before grabbing her brush and marching towards the door. "Did you not hear that we are closed-" she was cut off by herself as she saw a beaming Mick Schumacher standing at the door. "I- Mick, we're et closed. I'm sorry." she said opening up the door. "Oh I know. I was wondering if you wanted any help?" he offered. Y/n ram her fingers through her hair. "Well, as much as I think you would be a help, I just couldn't. It's my job so." She said, trying to usher him away from the door. "Why are you still here? Everyone is gone home." Mick asked. "I got overtime for being cheeky." she explained. "When I was there?"

"What? No, if course not-" Mick cut her off. "I watched it through the window for a few minutes so don't pretend that it wasn't my fault. Just let me help. It's not that big of a deal." Y/n debated for a moment on whether or not she should let him in. "It is kind of my fault you're here and plus, it's starting to rain." Y/n opened the door and let him in. "I'll let you help but only because its starting to rain." Mick nodded and grinned as she walked by. "Oh definitely, definitely." he mumbled. The pair set off working for a while, Mick mainly sweeping up and Y/n counting the money and refilling different containers. As she was cleaning out one of the machines, she noticed a certain blonde man staring at her in the reflection. She watched him for a few more seconds before deducing that he was in fact looking at her. "You okay over there?" Y/n asked through a grin.

Mick jumped up and quickly thought of a lie. "Well, my mother usually cleans the blender after I use it at home but erm- I can't clean it properly." he stuttered. "Mmh, so you can drive these advanced cars but you can't clean a blender?" He nodded in return. That was the worst excuse he has ever made up in his life. She however, couldn't wipe the smile off of her face as she watched in amusement. "Alright, so I guess you start off by making sure the machine is off and then you go looking for any clumps or leftovers in the blade of the blender. Now, what you'd want to do is-" In all honesty, Mick wasn't listening. He was just watching how focused the girl in front of him was trying to clean a blender. He liked how her hair was tied up and how a few strands just fell out of place and perfectly onto her face.

"And that's about it." Mick snapped out of his daydream and smiled. "You get all that?" Y/n asked. Mick nodded. Ne wasn't even listening but could you blame him? Y/n looked oh so gorgeous. "Yeah but just in case, erm...how about you come over and supervise my cleaning the blender?" Smoothe Mick, very smoothe. "Are you trying to flirt?" Y/n grinned. "Is it working?" he asked. "Not in the slightest but good effort." She turned back around and finished off cleaning the rest of the blenders, leaving Mick a bit flustered. "So, that's us done." Y/n sighed. "Yeah. Maybe I could help you again next time. You know, since I now know how to clean a blender." Y/n chuckled at Mick's remark and nodded. "Absolutely. Well, I'll see you around-"

"Actually, could I maybe take you-" Mick was thinking, thinking if the right words to say and not sound creepy. Y/n knew what he was going to ask but she wasn't the best communicator either. "Take me to a basement?" she joked. "What? No. Erm, could I maybe take you out? Like to hang out for something?"

"You don't know what you're doing, do you?" she asked him. "No, not a clue." he replied. "Well if I was in that situation I wouldn't know either but I think I'm supposed to say yes and then you pick a time that suits you." Y/n said. "Yeah, I think you do. So Friday, 8pm?" he asked. "Wow. Those are random but at the most cliché of times." she chuckled. "Yeah, I can go then." she said. "Perfect, I'll pick you up then." Y/n watched as Mick walked away. She wondered how long it would take for him to realise that he didn't know where she lived and surely enough he came jogging back. "Hey, where do I pick you up?" he asked. She chuckled and took a pen out of her pocket. "That's my address and my phone number in case you need me before then." she said clicking the pen and shoving it back into her pocket. "Now, I'll see you around." Mick joked. "I hope I do. See ya Mick." Mick watched as she walked away to her car and drive away. He was going to miss her but hey, it was only until Friday.

[thiemrossi]

INDYCAR 101 PART 3 RESOURCE MASTERPOST: a 2023 guide to indycar by @thiemrossi

hi, hello, happy race week! If you want to start watching indycar this season but don't know where to start, this is for you. I couldn't cover everything, so I tried to focus on the drivers because there are so many unrecognized great personalities in indycar. If you have questions about anything on here or other stuff I didn't mention, feel free to ask me, I'm happy to help! This will also be multiple parts, so I'll link them all below

PART 1 PART 2 PART 3

This info was originally on slides, but I am just going to share it as text here. So, part 3 is a "how to find out more" masterpost.

Where can I learn more about drivers? (Long-Form Content)

Off Track with Hinch & Rossi Podcast & Bonus content on Youtube

The Vibe: Long-form, unstructured, casual, funny, feels like 3 friends hanging out & talking

Weekly podcast (Thursdays) with best friends Alexander Rossi (current IndyCar driver) and James Hinchcliffe (former driver, current NBC commentator) where they discuss their lives, IndyCar, & other racing with a healthy dose of banter that descends into wonderful absolute chaos in the off season

Fun for new fans & a great way to get to know two key personalities in the series especially if you listen after a race weekend

But you will miss inside jokes (which make it more fun) if you haven’t listened to the old episodes, so I highly recommend going back and listening to those if you have time

Speed Street Podcast with Conor Daly & Joey Mulinaro (full episodes also on Youtube)

The Vibe: Long-form, semi-structured, funny, honest, & casual but also journalistic

Weekly podcast (Wednesdays) with friends Conor Daly (IndyCar Driver) & Joey Mulinaro (Comedian, Journalist) with commentary and interviews from all racing series

Great way to get to know Conor & the drivers he interviews plus get great insider insight into race weekends

Conor also just talks in a very entertaining way that I find very funny

Dinner with Racers Podcast

The Vibe: VERY long-form, unstructured, casual, personal

Hosts Sean and Ryan get to know various figures in racing through long form unstructured conversations over dinner 

These guys REALLY get drivers to open up & are very funny with it

All of the IndyCar driver/series figures episodes are great I highly recommend them

Trackside Podcast/Radio Show

The Vibe: structured, journalistic, informative

Weekly Indianapolis Radio Show with NBC commentator Kevin Lee and IndyCar VP Curt Cavin with series news and driver interviews (also available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts)

They're probably the best series news podcast imo because they discuss things in an engaging way & give info we may not have heard yet

The Marshall Pruett Podcast: This Week in IndyCar

The Vibe: structured-ish, journalistic but can be casual

Weekly updates about the series, answering questions, driver interviews

Marshall has great insight but his podcasts can be hard to listen to because he rambles and talks slow, but the info is generally good & accurate

COMING SOON: 100 Days to Indy

IndyCar Docuseries produced by Vice and the CW following the lead up to the 107th Indianapolis 500 premieres April 27th at 9pm EST on the CW (will be available internationally as well)

Where can I learn more about drivers? (Short-Form Content)

Bus Bros with Josef Newgarden & Scott McLaughlin

The Vibe: Medium-form, structured but casual and fun, essentially a comedy show

IndyCar drivers Josef & Scott try local foods, interview fans, tour other drivers/fans motorhomes, read mean tweets etc.

Super fun for new fans so highly recommend checking it out if you haven’t already!

If you want to see drivers having fun & showing their personalities this one is for you

Romain Grosjean Youtube

The Vibe: Short-form, technical, comparative Has a couple driver interviews (Pato, Scott McLaughlin, Conor Daly) but a lot of videos demonstrating technical differences between IndyCar and F1 if that's something you're interested in

All of these are behind the scenes during race weekends

Admit1 with Josef Newgarden You Don’t Know Jack with Jack HarveyPato O’Ward YouTubeIndyCar Inside the RaceArrow McLaren YouTubeJuncos Hollinger YouTubeOutside the Line Andretti YouTube

How to watch IndyCar

United States

 All practices, qualifying, & races available live & on replay with a Peacock subscription

All races (except Toronto which is Peacock exclusive) are also broadcast live on network TV on NBC or USA network

Canada

TSN & TSN+ (this is new I think)

Australia

Stan Sport *looks* to be similar to peacock they’ll carry practice, qualifying, races & replays this season

UK

SkySportsF1 broadcasts most of the races but from what I understand they won’t cut to IndyCar if F1 post-race is still happening & have also heard they sometimes replay the F1 race over indycar :/

According to IndyCar, you can subscribe to IndyCar Live to watch practice and qualifying but no clue how much additional cost that would be or if it actually works

Latin America (except Belize and the Carribean Islands)

ESPN (unclear if they’ll carry all sessions)

Elsewhere:

Check here 

if your country does not have a race broadcaster IndyCar live will probably be available & even if they do, it might still be available to watch practice and qualifying 

Here's NBC's graphic with the race schedule but download the IndyCar app!!! it is the most helpful race weekend resource to have!! It has all the session times & driver radios are free to listen to during races if you make an account!! you can also listen to the radio feed of the whole race (at least in the US) & check championship standings live!! it's one thing this series does right!! download it!!

Thanks for reading I hope you found these posts helpful & if you have questions feel to ask me!

[joeyloganho]

New Intro because i'm gay and tired and need to make one.

Hi pals, gals, and Joey Logano specifically (but if you're Joey Logano pls do not look at my blog i don't want to subject you to a gay guy crying over you thx love ya man)

I'm Victor!!! I'm 27, I use he/him pronouns. I am gay af, and I love nascar (among other sports but whatever, we'll get there) I'm an artist, I like to read, I like yoga. I dunno, I'm a wreck of a person but if you like sports and stuff, I'm your guy.

OK Here's the breakdown of my sports stuff-

Nascar- I am almost EXCLUSIVELY rooting for Joey Logano. Like I am his MAN! I am his BOY! I am his gay little creature rooting for his fast little car. Apart from him I also root for Team Penske in general (so Austin Cindric and Ryan Blaney <3), and Daniel Suarez.

Indycar- Team Penske again. All of em. (Will Power, Josef Newgarden (my number one!!), Scott McLaughlin), also Simon Pagenaud my sweet beloved.

F1- I...don't really root for anyone specifically? I don't really watch F1 all that much tbh. On occasion i do, but? I dunno. Never really got into F1 as much? But i do like it :3

~

Other Sports-

Football- I might get shit for this, and I am fully ready for it. I'm a Browns fan. Fight me. Also for college stuff I'm a OSU fan.

Hockey- Blue Jackets. All the way. Zach Werenski my beloved.

Soccer- i don't have a specific team yet? I really only started getting into soccer last year so i'm still kinda like HMM who do i root for? So. I dunno.

[youracecard]

I fucking love the Hooligang from @askscarletsmp

Song: WATCH YO STEP

Artist: Joey Valence and Brae

AMP:

Put on my sketchers before I put on my socks

Sky is the limits, that's just where I rock

Air force 1s,the clouds hit,we on top

Shit gets real when I bust out the crocs

Void:

Watch,and if you don't you gon' end up in a box

Six feet deep,slippin' on rocks

Straight chillin' with the F1 gang,

In my own lane,so get out of the way

Percy:

Going off track like a run away train

Watch your stop,don't get in my lane

Move ASAP like they name plain jane

Don't speak,mask on like Bane

@datab4s3 I fucking love this song now thanks, after you showed me Hooligang by JVB,I got excited and looked at the rest

[g4sly]

Yesterday was not a fun day for F1 and NASCAR for me lol- haha.. both my favorite F1 team and NASCAR driver got a DNF-

So both Alpine drivers got a DNF because of Zhou Guanyu hitting Esteban Ocon’s rear wing and causing Pierre Gasly to go out with Ocon-

And then watching NASCAR last night Joey Logano and Daniel Suárez had a crash at the start of stage two- Ended up with my mans Suárez a DNF in 36th and Logano ending up in 35th-

Overall- I sobbed over Pierre and Esteban getting a DNF in Hungary and Daniel having a DNF start of Stage 2 at Pocono- but at least they are all ok

[brutalteague]

introducing... benjamin teague.

          ♣      inspired  by: johnny storm  (fantastic 4),  steve harrington (stranger things), joey tribbiani (f.r.i.e.n.d.s),  peter quill  (guardians of the galaxy) , prince charming (shrek), carl gallagher (shameless).

GENERAL

birth name.  benjamin briar teague.    nicknames.  benny, ben.   date of birth.  march 30th.   age. twenty - eight.    gender. cis male.    pronouns.  he / his.    powers. pyrogenesis, superhuman durability.     species.  human / demon.    sexuality.  bisexual.   place of birth. elias, ca.    current residence.  elias, ca. / corona, germany.    occupation.    prince.

APPEARANCE

height. 6′3    build. athletic.    hair  color. dark brunette.     eye  color.  green.   piercings.  ear and bellybutton    faceclaim.  casey diedrick.

HEALTH

physical ailments.   none.    allergies.  none.     sleeping habits.  sleeps a lot.     body temperature.   hot natured.    dominant hand.  right.     drugs / smoke / alcohol?   yes / yes / yes.

PERSONALITY

tropes. the cassanova, dumbass has a point, playing with fire.   positive traits.  loyal, charming, happy-go-lucky, compassionate.   negative traits.  dramatic, mouthy, hypocritical, nosey.    usual mood.   sarcastic.    likes.  motorcycles, annoying the castle guards and horace, watching f1 races, hanging out with his friends, being a prince, playing with fire, and bothering his moms at work.    dislikes.  royal meetings, not being center of attention, being alone, and when he can’t go to corona just because.     bad habits.  being extremely loud.

RELATIONSHIPS

mother.  reagan fitzherbert. (step. haven lemos-teague)  father. beckham teague (step. eugine fitzherbert)   siblings. isaac lemos-teague, clarissa teague, juliet fitzherbert, ada teague, flynn fitzherbert, rosalind teague.     children.  none.     significant others.  kieran adratus (crush), abbadon (friends with benefits/besties), william charmont (ex-fiance).   closest friends.  josh axom-hawkins, dante mcqueen, asher pendragon (fight club), rosalie charmont (friend), maybe you!

TESTS

zodiac sign. aries.     temperament. sanguine.        hogwarts house.   gryfindor.       moral alignment.  chaotic neutral.       primary vice.  lust.        primary virtue.  diligence.

SKILLS & STATS

languages spoken. english and spanish.    jump start a car?  yes.     change a flat tire?  yes.     ride a bicycle?  yes.     swim?  yes.    play an instrument?  no.  play chess?   no.     braid hair?   yes.     tie a tie?   yes.     pick a lock?   yes.     sew?   no.

compassion.          5/10.

empathy.          5/10.

creativity.          8/10.

mental flexibility.          7/10.

passion.          8/10.

luck.         9/10.

motivation. 5/10.

education.          10/10.

intelligence.          7/10.

charisma.          9/10.

reflexes.          9/10.

willpower.          8/10.

stamina.          9/10.

physical strength.          9/10.

battle skill.          6/10.

initiative.         8/10.

restraint.          7/10.

strategy.         5/10.

team work.          4/10.

[umflowers]

spdihfapodf reading the tags on the 'joey gase throwing his bumper at another car in the nascar race' post and remembering f1 fans aren't used to pit crews getting into 10-man fistfights as the cars are pulling into the pits post-race, or kevin harvick and ricky rudd pulling alongside each other and trying to punch each other through their windows so the big ol' jackman squeezed himself between the windows and then they got out and tried to carry on, or the fact that nascar's popularity literally exploded bc in the first nationally televised race (at daytona in the late 70s) cale yarborough and bobby (or was it donny?) allison got into a full-on bare knuckle brawl in the grass on the inside of the turn after they crashed each other out. like yeah. that's literally what motorsports are here. those guys came up racing on 1/4 to 1/3 mile dirt and asphalt short tracks in small country-ass towns with other like random middle class dudes and their buddies fixing the car for beer money. i watched two brothers get in a fistfight on the front stretch at my fav dirt track and we were cheering louder than for the racing. that's normal.

[chaosinstigator]

IN AN ALPHA TAURI BITCHES

[monzabee]

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Yeah me too !! I always love talking to you💖!!! Exactly like it makes sense for them to have that eligibility criteria.

That’s what it would’ve made such a good spin off ! And yeah I too love his acting, I think that whoever is on the show has been cast so well and they all do such a good job 💜!!! I mean she does become a bit at times but somehow I didn’t manage to catch like a major difference 😭 also tell me if you see it too but alexis and Joey king kinda look similar right like they could pass for siblings at least

Architecture wow that’s a cool field!! Oh no that’s sad but also good in a way because now you’re doing law ¿ and hahah bestie ikwym . So i didn’t want to continue science after 10th and I’m not interested the slightest in commerce-y things so in arts I was going through the psych syllabus and I found it interesting and I had talk with my school counsellor and she told me about her experience and the various prospects of the field soo I decided to go with it and I’m liking it so far and I’d say all the crime/ detective type shows also always made it seem cool 😂

Thanks bestie💜 also did you hear Daniel is going to do a watch along of the race on Sunday but idk how the f1 tv pro people can access it but if you’re a sky customer you Crofty said you can watch by pressing the red button on the remote .

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Oooh Nicee good for her too now she can relax for a while !! And omg sounds super fun I hope you guys have an amazing trip and enjoy yourselves 💖🌟 are you visiting these places for the first time or you’ve been there before ? Alsoo do tell us how your holiday goes✨!!

-💖

i hope they realise that it's a missed opportunity and people would've loved to watch jess😭 i love milo's acting so much, he has a movie about racing actually and it's such a sad movie but i love it😭 and YES THEY DO LOOK SIMILAR, I'VE NEVER NOTICED BEFORE

that's a really interesting story!! i totally get that you didn't have any interest in commerce and didn't want to go with science (samesies) but psychology is honestly such an interesting route and i'm glad you find it so too!!🥹🥹 and bestie, the tv shows having a huge impact is such a true thing, they always make things seem a lot interesting🤭🤭🤭

the freaking red button on the sky remote is going to kill me, i need to see this thing with my own eyes😭 but it's exciting that we'll get more daniel content!🥹💜💜 i'm sure he'll do a wonderful job!🥹🥹

thank you bestie, that's what we hope as well!!🥹 we've been to some of the places before, like colmar and the rollercoaster park we'll visit, but my dad has planned a few days in new neighbouring cities so it will be interesting to see those🤞🤞 of course i will, i'll keep you updated!🥹🩷🩷

[userblaney]

welcome to my blog, it is terrible! this is a very detailed about me which is too long to pin because i talk too much x

general

i'm a minor so don't be weird. i use he/they/she pronouns. my gender can be likened to the properties of gallium. don't ask because i'm not sure either. also bisexual as fuck! born and raised welsh raaahhh but my parents are bangladeshi so i have that going for me!

motorsports

formula one

just to preface, i don't currently hate any driver on the grid right now but not the biggest fan of pierre gasly and nico hulkenberg and on the fence about charles leclerc (you won't see hate though, don't worry). my current drivers are: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, daniel ricciardo, oscar piastri, fernando alonso, valtteri bottas and kevin magnussen. teams are a little more complicated but i basically root for alphatauri, alfa romeo and red bull racing. in terms of ex-f1 drivers/retirees i love jenson button, sebastian vettel, antonio giovinazzi, and nyck de vries.

nascar

its funny how the world works because if you'd have told me last year i'd be a full nascar blog i'd probably laugh in your face but alas, here we are. as if it wasn't obvious enough, my favourite driver is ryan blaney! i like him. a lot. i also root for chase elliott, bubba wallace, brad keselowski, austin cindric, john hunter nemechek, martin truex jr., joey logano and chris buescher, but ignoring kyle larson and noah gragson, i'm okay with most of the drivers. in a (parasocial) love-hate relationship with denny hamlin. of course i'm a hardcore team penske fan but i'm also partial to rfk and 23xi on occasion. huge on jimmie johnson, dale earnhardt jr., kevin harvick, jeff gordon, and kasey kahne too but of course they aren't on the grid.

indycar

my favourite unserious single seater racing series! its an absolute miracle that i hold no disdain against any of the drivers (bar romain grosjean—its a tad complicated. and also goes without saying. fuck santino ferrucci) of course like i said. i'm a penske boy through and through, but i'm partial to a bit of rll on occasion. josef newgarden, will power and scott mclaughlin are my main guys but i'm also attached to alex rossi, graham rahal, kyle kirkwood, scott dixon, pato o'ward and christian lundgaard like a leech. gargantuan enjoyer of dario franchitti, helio castroneves and simon pagenaud too.

motogp

i don't watch it as much as i'd like to but i do plan on doing so going into the next season. am very basic so fabio quartararo, marco bezzecchi, marc marquez and enea bastianini are my riders. partial to a bit of luca marini and pecco bagnaia too. also i'm literally valentino rossi in real life so like. you can't say shit x

other sports

plan on expanding this list this year possibly but i'm not sure. we'll see!

football

am a liverpool girlie (gn) through and through so thats who you'll see most of, but i will admit i do follow nottm forest and watch a couple games here and there (as a guilty pleasure okay?! they are fun to watch). i've also managed to become extremely attached to a couple players from both teams. said players being mo salah, andy robertson, darwin nunez, dominik szoboszlai, alisson becker, neco williams, jesse lingard, brennan johnson. also being welsh, i support the welsh national team until they're booted from the competition in which case i'll support the netherlands. england is my last resort x

miscellaneous

am a very random blog so don't except any consistency in anything whatsoever. i also reblog a lot of animal content and when i get a new phone (lost the first one and broke the second one lmao) expect chicken content! i have 8 hens and 2 ducks all of which i love very much. and just in general! expect a lot of random things on this blog! i am a very all-over-the-place person!

cars

come and talk to me about road cars i beg i love talking about them so much it's the reason i got into motorsports in the first place. don't be surprised if i come into your inbox and ask about your fave road cars

tv shows

not the biggest tv show watcher if i'm being honest, had a brief moment with criminal minds but i only got up to season 5. lord knows when i'll pick it up again. huge top gear fan but unfortunately i have beef with jeremy clarkson so i like flop gear. am also currently watching it's always sunny in philadelphia so we'll see where that leads me. also i have yet to watch a full episode of drive to survive. STREAM NASCAR: full speed ON NETFLIX NOW

movies

again, not the biggest movie watcher but obviously am huge on cars and turbo. also big on talladega nights and then my personal favourite film of all time is brokeback mountain so expect an occasional ennis del mar or jack twist on your dash every now and again.

music

am a big oasis enjoyer and gang of youths superfan (0.001% top listener in 2023 💪💪) as well as huge on sam fender and uhh. central cee. also an abel tesfaye girlie i won't lie. um also lord huron and noah kahan and hozier. but my aforementioned nascar hyperfixation has led me into the beautiful world of country. if you dunk on it fuck you and god bless tyler childers

my art/gifs

i draw and gif things once every millennia believe it or not! i don't tag them so keep an eye out for those lol.

blogkeeping

urls

previously i've been gigglejuice27, gaygglejuice27, horsey-mchorse, kmag-pole and sunshine-5eb. i return to them on occasion.

tagging

i don't tag for shit but if you need something tagged just shoot a message or an ask and we'll get it sorted asap.

do not interact

gasly superfans, max antis and jos verstappen apologists and larson/gragson enjoyers this probably isn't the blog for you.

if you are a racist, homophobe, terf, islamophobe or a zionist. you will be getting blocked instantly x

asks

ask away! my inbox is always open for anything. theres no promise i'll answer but i will try my best. hate will get deleted though.

dms

feel free to dm me about anything! would love to make more friends. bear in mind i can't keep a convo for shit and i have a very bad habit of ghosting though i'm so sorry

sideblogs

i have a shittonne of sides for saving urls, but other than that we've got @neco-williams, @stonersportz and @austin2cindric for the shiggles

links

my pinterest my spotify my last.fm

enjoy your stay! remember, who give a shit i don't know get cringe.

[delicateglitch]

I'm gonna have a Joey / Chandler moment when they watched too much porn and confused their reality. My case-too much of F1 RPF fics. now that the season is starting, I need to stop reading for a while 😂

[fisididrosa]

George Russel has the most amazing eyelashes.

[landosupremacy]

Look I’d love to share some thoughts now🥰

firstly, WE WERE SO FUCKING CLOSE AND AGAIN WE DIDN’T GET THE LESTAPPEN PODIUM, I WANT TO CRY

but also I’m so SO happy Charles won, looking at the championship standings and seeing him first is like ARGH😍 hope that stays a little longer for now omg-

And maybe after Charles now had Bahrain redemption we get Max redemption in Saudi so yes let’s just wait and see

THEN the battle between them was SO GORGEOUS and HOT like I remember not long ago my best friend asked if I watch porn (which I have never tbh xD) and what to watch porn for THAT WAS HOT

Also Max giving 0 shit about Charles actually being in an interview and he just goes to him to talk, we absolutely love. 😂

Ferrari 1-2 is amazing of course, they’re back.❤️

OKAY AND NOW Honey, Guanyu you did such a great job all weekend I’M SO PROUD

Hopefully all these disgusting haters apologize as loud as they have screamed shit at him before

Yes I’ll say it again: I’ll defend this man with all I have because I absolutely fucking love him

My dad also knows that now :))

Loved that we saw him this much in the race and his overtakes were 😮‍💨

AND THEN HIM AND OSCAR HELLPPP MEEE-

You know how much I love them and they just keep making me go crazy because that’s EXACTLY what I hoped for before the season started: interviews with them or just pictures of them talking and now Oscar congratulating him and also Joey saying Oscar deserves to be with them in F1 too and ARGH-*goes to sit in her room in the darkness, listening to her zhouastri playlist*

[gunnerina]

Not me watching Friends for the millionth time m and noticing an F1 posting Joey’s room