#jojo melone

[theclockworkkidart]

I saw the meme under the cut and thought of Melone so I drew this. The gang has another beach day and Risotto thought he could relax.

[darkxyart]

Was there a worse experience in Risotto's work than with murder of Sorbet and Gelato?

I came to the conclusion that in terms of the impact on the team, this was the worst.

Btw it's Friday the 13th! It's a good time to see Sorbet framed xD

[sreberkot]

Cold Hands 🍈🧊

[kiraqueen-2]

First post on here and it's Jojo

Let's goo

[wesaier]

Just thinking about something interesting

[fuckmachine42069]

ARM CANDY I LOVE U !!!!!!!!!!! fanart for the most recent chapter of @yokiteryokiter ‘s fic Arm Candy !!!!!!!!! gosh they’re so in love 😻

also happy late birthday bruno 🥳🥳

[velvetcider]

Average Conversation with Your 100% Not-Going-Mad-Slowly-Over-Time Homie.

He makes sense, right?

For someone who's seen too much, that is.

[p0intie-spril]

i am so in love with ur one melone art like the way you color and draw is literally mesmerizing

hehehehehe funny ourple guy in dumpster lol

[rae-pss]

(y/n): mel, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

melone, naked in (y/n)'s bed: no, i absolutely do not.

(y/n), already taking off their clothes: fuck… me neither.

[crazyyanderefangirlfan]

illuso: if i say i love you, will you say it back?

(y/n): yes.

illuso: i love you.

(y/n): it back.

*later*

formaggio: why is illuso crying face-down on the floor?

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melone: so, what is ghiaccio to you?

(y/n): the reason i wake up every morning.

melone: ...that’s adorable.

ghiaccio earlier that morning, barging into (y/n)′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!

(if you want me to stop let me know.)

Formaggio: I don't know whether to laugh or pity him

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(Y/N): Ghia is the perfect alarm clock, and all you have to shut him up is to kiss him

[narancias-headband]

Doing this to La Squadra

Apologies, that TikTok just... Inspired me...

Okay so... That link broke?? It was a TikTok wherein men would take a shot, then get a glass of water thrown into their face before receiving a hearty slap. Soooo... That's the basis here. 😅

And I think I'm gonna just...

NSFW - 18+ - Minors DNI

Risotto

He's gonna have to be drunk drunk first. Probably gets peer pressured by the rest of the team to let you. Handles it like a champ; doesn't flinch, doesn't whine, just takes it. Oh, but that slap did something to him. He's a bit scary the rest of the night, dark and intense. Don't worry, he's not mad. He's literally just really horny and doesn't know what to do about it. He might make that your responsibility.

Formaggio

He thinks it sounds kinda fun, and he's not even that drunk. Excitedly gets in position and gives you this big cheesy grin. It was not as fun as he expected, but he's a good sport. He laughs and smiles as he readjusts his jaw. It hurt a lot more than he thought it would. Will ask you to kiss it better sometime later.

Prosciutto

Shoots you down immediately. Says it sounds barbaric. Once someone says that 'he's just scared' you see his jaw tense. Not wanting to be seen as a coward, he sits across from you, straightens out his jacket, looks you dead in the eyes and downs his shot. You better be ready to follow through. This is about him proving something now, and you're here to make that happen. He's very tight lipped about the whole thing afterwards. He's not letting you know how he feels. Lets his hair down since it's all wet now anyway. 👀

Pesci

When you explain what the plan is, Pesci is terrified. He can hardly down a shot anyway, and now you're going to splash him with cold water and slap him across the face? He's going to take some serious convincing and peer pressure. If/when he finally caves, do him a favor here; make the slap look worse than it is. When he's able to brush it off better than anyone expected, he gains some massive respect with the team for a while.

Ghiaccio

He's not into the idea. At all. But after a few insults from the team, he's angrily getting ready for it. He's got something to prove, I guess. He's got quite the scowl going on until your hand hits him. Whoops... Was there some pent up anger in that slap? Maybe. He probably deserves it, though. He tries to stay stoic, but man that slap did something to his brain. He hates that he liked it somehow. His scowl stays plastered across his face, but if you watch his eyes intently, you'll see them shift to a dreamy, faraway look. He's going to be extra mean to you for a while because he's bad at emotions.

Illuso

He's more worried about the splash of water than anything else. Will whine about not wanting to get his hair wet. Once you concede to not splashing him, he's game. Downs his shot and sends the cockiest, most shit-eating grin your way. Why did you let him weasel his way out of the splash? He deserves it. This slap isn't nearly enough of a comeuppance for the cocky bastard. Or... Maybe it was. It hit much harder than he expected, and now he's kind of mad that you went through with it. He's going to be pouting all night about it. You're gonna have to do some serious sucking up in order to get back on his good side.

Melone

Is excited for anything that makes your hands touch him in any way, shape, or form. He's fidgeting in his seat, amped on the anticipation, as you get ready. Full on moans when you hit him. He's the worst. Genuinely hopes this becomes a new tradition. He'd love to get slapped by you again. He bruises like a peach and he'll soon have a hand shaped purple splotch across his cheek. It makes you feel awful, but don't worry, he loves it.

[theclockworkkidart]

The Gang Gets Professional During Meetings

Ghiaccio has a simple request which is denied by Prosciutto.

[lagginguniverse]

ALMOST FORGOT THE MERMAY POST!!!!

Did this one for TheClockworkKid's dtiys

[archaelonunderscore]

nghnnn,....

[namedafterflowerstournament]

Botanic Tournament : Main Bracket !

Round 1 Poll QQ

(Thistle and melons)

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

Yandere La squadra(all together if it isn’t too much) fighting over the female reader and all are taking her away from each other and don’t know who has her.

I’m feeling since there’s no cohesion here, it leads to a wide opening of avoiding them all completely. If one member tries to romance you another one steps in and tries to stop it. Pesci does his best to keep you around with the sound advice of Prosciutto. However he might disrupted by a snarky Formaggio, almost starting an argument honestly . A headache of arguing and selfish pulling and tugging like two children fighting over a toy.

Illuso could throw you in the mirror world at any given point, refusing any other human contact aside from himself if need be. But it would be difficult presuming others aren’t suspicious of him in the first place.

Melone could use a blood sample of yours to capture you with Babyface, but contact is impossible with anyone butting in time with him trying to get physically close to him. The other members of La Squadra are all too aware of Melone’s “eccentric” quirks/personality traits so they’d be absolutely be wary of him trying to take you while they’re not looking.

Ghiaccio’s temperament does no favors, practically suspecting any touch another member commits to attempting a competitor. So he ends up yelling and starting arguments whenever he so chooses out of irritation. Even a minute gesture that can be construed in his deluded mind will be used against the offending party. Illuso and Formaggio might press these buttons, but it also hinders their own attempts of taking you for themselves.

Sorbet and Gelato are one of a kind pair in their mind, but they don’t mind stirring up a bit of trouble (as far as they can push it under Risotto’s watch). Not even wanting to actively pursue you in that moment, more of a pastime.

Formaggio and Prosciutto are both well aware of their competition. But more than likely pitfall into stalemates with other teammates, especially Risotto in this instance. Though Formaggio is certainly bold enough to snag a prize from himself, and gets a kick out of getting under certain members skins. It sucks the fun out of everything if he can’t even reach his little “mouse” so to speak.

Prosciutto on the other hand if he sees the others as competition as not nearly being up to snuff to being with you. He finds your address and walks by, but he finds most of his energy is being used to keep the others away from you. Even Pesci he finds he has to struggle guiding him and potentially swaying him away from you. Not to mention Melone’s disgusting words he feels he needs to deal with, leads him with his hands tied.

Risotto doesn’t nearly deal with as much of a headache as the other la Squadra members do in the same way they do. He’s a pragmatic man, absolute and determined on goals. No he wouldn’t give up stalking you or anything of the sorts if possible. But there’s the issue that his own team is trying to eat each other alive that he has to consider. A frustrating consideration he must keep as an assassin even if his obsessive heart feels otherwise so they can get their missions completed properly.

Kind of a more quick write up than fic like…oopsie.