I think I will now drop my Jonah HCs !!
Buckle in, boys, there's a reason why I call myself the CEO of him/hj
Things he likes
Drums!! He used to always sneak to the band room in high school in order to practice on them. At least, before he got a set of his own and all.
Honeybuns! Always loved them. He in general has a sweet tooth (blame weed brownies) but always catered to honeybuns. Any time he shoplifts you'll most definitely find him pocketing a honeybun somewhere.
Weed. This is canon, yes, but he's also tried out many of the other drug methods and hated them, simply stuck to weed.
Physical affection. He's prone to hugging and cuddling. He will hold his friends' hands if they're cold, or flop on top of them if they're stretched out on a bed (all strictly platonically). This is more pronounced when he's high.
Things he dislikes
Authority. You've never seen a man be so spiteful towards the law before/hj
Going back on promises.
Cats. Not even in the funny cat alternate way he's just allergic.
Littering. He always makes sure to pick up after himself and will make sure no one he knows/sees litters.
Social
Whenever he meets someone- unless in a formal or professional setting- he will make a nickname up for them almost immediately. Nicknames include Ads, Sar, Eevee (Adam, Sarah, and Evelin respectively), and so on and so forth.
ASK HIM ABOUT ANIMAL FACTS.
He has DEFINITELY learned some whale facts as a kid just to spite his namesake. So y'know. If you ever happen to find yourself swallowed by a whale--
"Trust me on this. You get eaten by a whale. End of the world, right? NO. Curl into a ball, reduce your surface area. That way, those whales with teeth won't chomp you as easily and you'll just make a harder time for the whale."
He has a wonderful ability to make friends, but most times he chooses not to in favor of hanging out with the ones he cares for most.
Fiercely cares for his friends. This one's a given.
Sceeeene !! Of course, in order to avoid standing out in the era of Being Wanted By The Fucking Feds, he toned down his fashion taste and looks to dark greys and blacks. But before then, he was very much an eyesore. Taste the rainbow mothafuckaaa
He's the type to goof around a lot, so he will poke-poke teasingly or start impromptu pillow fights. This gets even more pronounced when he's high.
Easy-going.
Very... dog-like in personality. Golden retriever of a man/hj
He can and will start impromptu road games while on a drive. Expect him to spot a Volkswagon Bug and LAUNCH A PUNCH—
Mental
He has anxiety. This causes him to overthink... a lot.
He has a tendency to try and blanket his negative emotions or play down bad situations by joking about them. Sometimes it helps him process it! But most times this essentially turns into bottling up his frustrations, which... well. We all saw how that turned out in v2.
He's convinced himself that most times it's just better to walk away than to face things head-on. I repeat, we all saw how that turned o
Educational
Fucking LOVES biology. Always had an interest in animals and plants. He went to college to study biology :)
Keeps a few bugs at his place. Names them after celebrities so he can say shit like "Beyoncé's new roommate Madonna arrived yesterday. They immediately started fighting." and not provide any context to it.
His dad (mentioned up next) wanted him to go to law school. He just ignored that
Familial
His father, Mervin, is a lawyer. He was rarely home.
This left him with his mother, Clementine (OC), who was... eh. She was the bare minimum.
One fateful day, she ran away from them with 50k from Mervin's savings and never returned. In a panic, Mervin sent Jonah off to his grandpa to live with him while the lawyer strained himself to regain the money.
This left Jonah essentially without proper parents, only his abuelo. This is where he learned Spanish, at least!
He has a younger brother he doesn't know about, named Lucas (OC).
Miscellaneous
Peruvian. Obligatory
Will always be overtly dramatic about going to lay in bed. He'll usually do some extravagant dive onto it or something.
Bouncing off the last one, this man LOVES to sleep.
He's always had a hyperfixation on ghosts and the phenomena of spirits, even before he met Adam. Of course, any time too much fuckery happens, you bet your ass he's out of the place and back in their vehicle/observation area, on the cams for other evidence (ghost orbs, etc), or reviewing spirit box recordings.
He shoplifts. He knows all the good tips and tricks of stealing small items.
He's a goddamn furnace. He can have a simple t-shirt and sweatpants on and he'd still feel like he just hopped out of the Sahara.
Very proud of his hair! He loves it. In my HC it's a silver-ish, with just a hint of purple in there.
Has read the JJBA manga.
His favorite movie is The Lion King! He's basically adopted the hakuna matata ideology for his own
He's a big optimist. He'll always try and see the good in things, because... well, it's gotten him this far, hasn't it?
Whenever he listens to music he finds catchy, you'll likely see him tapping out a drum beat, whether it be with his hands or feet.
Likely has ranted before about how common 2/4 beats are in music and how annoying it is.
Likely has ranted about many other things- silly and serious- relating to his interests. He can just do that. Good for him <3
He can and will find ways to always joke about things, whether it be good or bad
Listens to a variety of music, he likes stuff ranging from breakcore to metal. Anything with a good beat.
He usually drives the car but sometimes he takes shotgun so he can watch the scenery fly by.
Demisexual+biromantic, he/him+they/them (when he feels more fluid.)
Started smoking weed because of getting MAD as a kid. He's since forgotten why.
Convinced himself Always believed alternates didn't exist.
Ended up dying via alternate.
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can i suggest jonah and adam being caregivers to an age regressed gender neutral reader :]
JONAH + ADAM WITH A AGE REGRESSOR READER.
I hope u like this idk how good it is
Jonah Marshall.
You had to explain it to him like twice until he got the point.
Still will do questions, but don't worry, he is very polite.
Gets child games for console for you guys to play together!
> Search how to prepare hot milk
> burns the kitchen
more than once will have stepped on a squeaky toy that has woken you up from a nap
" I'M SORRY KEEP SLEEPING PLEASE "
Always ready to throw punchs at anyone who dares to say anything bad to/about you.
OH OH also IF YOU PUT RELAXING MUSIC TO SLEEP BETTER HE IS FALLING SLEEP TOO i love that image in my head
Like you're sleeping nicely in your bed and he's just in a puff sofa with a very calm music in the background (he's there to prevent nightmares 🙌)
Overall good caregiver 8/10
Adam Murray.
He got it when you first told him!
He tries his best, always buying toys + plushies
If you decore your pacifiers, he will totally help you!
An flaming horror fan but if it scares you, he will try to keep that stuff away from you
For some reason I think nap times get him really relaxed, like, imagine him sitting next to your bed reading something,
(probably Stephen King books)
And the only light in the room is the orange that the setting sun projects,
And he just eventually falls sleep...
Can't cook for shit as well so probably will buy 80% of your food
Or will watch tutorials
> Search how to prepare hot milk
> Burns the already burned kitchen
Another nice caregiver give him a big hug bug
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