#jonathan stalker byers you will always be famous

[every-dayiwakeup]

Neil cuts Billy's hair.

Billy doesn't want to be seen like this, but he has to go to school. Everyone's staring at him, and he wants to disappear. He's lost control of the one thing he can control in his life... his image.

Now he's got nothing.

But then King Steve actually sends a golden smile his way during Gym, tells him the new haircut suits him.

And Jonathan Byers, the stalker he's very much aware of, still has this look in his eyes that tells Billy he'll always want him.

Maybe his stupid hair is growing on him.

Billy starts to realize that in Neil cutting off his hair... the man he calls father has added fire to the smouldering flames in his belly. Billy's not angry at himself anymore.

Neil can't stand that he's reclaimed the haircut... He'd throw an even bigger tantrum if he knew it got Billy two boyfriends.

That knowledge is what keeps Billy going.

[tjmystic]

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#but i'd rather post about stupid celebrity drama than fixate on the hell hole that is this country

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I do NOT have time for this, so someone else, PLEASE adopt this fic idea. I need to read it.

I’m talking a Steddie Bodyguard!AU.

Eddie is a famous rockstar receiving mysterious death threats from a stalker (yes, it’s Jason) who thinks his music is an actual conduit for Satan, Steve is the bodyguard hired to protect him, and they absolutely despise each other. Until they don’t.

Also including Hopper as Steve's "dad" who lets them use his safe house to hide in, Robin as Steve's partner in the CIA/FBI/whatever organization you want him to be a part of, and Dustin who assigned himself as the tech analyst for the case cause he's such a big fan of Eddie's.

They can be complete strangers, they can have history from having gone to the same high school, I do not care, I just need this story to exist.

If you need further inspiration, behold this dude playing “I Have Nothing” on the electric guitar, and this other dude playing “I Will Always Love You”. Now tell me you don’t want this.

112 notes - Posted October 21, 2022

#4

Shoutout to Jonathan for STILL being the only member of the main cast not to go into the Upside Down.

122 notes - Posted July 6, 2022

#3

No but we totally should have gotten a moment where Eddie meets Jonathan and Argyle and is like, “Fucking finally, I love these kids, but I need a smoke, man.” And you just KNOW that Steve would be jealous about it. So cue him watching the three of them walk off together (and not just, you know, joining in, even though we all know he’s smoked weed before, too) and muttering under his breath:

Steve: Oh, great, somebody ELSE is leaving me for Jonathan Byers. Perfect. Jonathan’s all punk and stuff, and that’s basically the same thing as metal. He likes that band The Crack or whatever. He isn’t some rich loser who had everything handed to him. Yeah, Eddie probably loooooooves Jonathan, with his normal hair and his art stuff and his ability to beat people up and his weed-dealing best friend named after a sock and—

Robin: ... 0_o... are you okay, Steve? Also, are you talking about The Clash?

Steve: *bangs head on desk* Now YOU’RE gonna leave me for Byers, too!

133 notes - Posted July 21, 2022

#2

Can we collectively want to murder Kanye without turning it into an anti-Black thing? This isn't Black people vs. Jewish people. This is one Nazi fuckhead who needs the shit kicked out of him and who happens to be Black.

656 notes - Posted December 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Don't know if anyone else has mentioned it, but I love that he's making the same face here. It's so precious and fond c:

1,960 notes - Posted September 8, 2022

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