#joncer mob au

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Can we get some adorable spoiled!keno mob au headcanons on how each of the pairs celebrate Valentine's day! Hope your feeling better poppet, you truly deserve good things :) - 🍕

Still isn’t Valentine’s day (and is actually farther away than yesterday lmao) but here we go. I’ll split it up by pairing so people can read what they want.

Peterick: Pete is able to convince Patrick they should take a day off because it’s Valentine’s Day, Trick, come on! A day of looovvee, don’t you love me? It’s not the guilt-trip that does Patrick in, but the fact that he knows Pete will pout the rest of the week if he doesn’t. They go out to see a movie, that new Star Wars one, and Pete cuddles against him and holds his hand. Then they have dinner at that one place Patrick’s been wanting to try for ages, and Pete gets an ice cream sundae for dessert. When they get home, Patrick’s surprised to find Pete has decorated their room with rose petals and candles, all too cheesy, but very thoughtful, and Pete looks so excited and proud of his work, tail wagging and eyes bright, so Patrick, of course, takes full advantage of the mood.

Joncer: Spencer says he really just has no time for things like Valentine’s Day, and honestly people should be showing their love for him all the time anyways, so what’s the point? Jon laughs, ruffles his hair and tweaks his ears, but something about him seems kind of disappointed even though Spencer tries to ignore it. He can’t, in the end, and surprises even himself by coming home with a dozen roses and a box of chocolates that he lays in Jon’s lap before kissing him very softly, and almost a little hesitantly as if he were nervous of all things. The smile against his mouth makes it all worth it though, and he tugs Jon back to the bedroom with a smile of his own, and a strange sense of pride in his chest. 

Ryden: Ryan doesn’t dare fool himself into believing that Brendon wouldn’t want to go all out for Valentine’s Day, so he begins working ahead of time so as to not get behind when the actual holiday comes around. His boyfriend wakes to breakfast in bed with heart-shaped waffles and kisses lightly pressed all over his cheeks and then is treated to a spa day with Ryan including couples massages, facials, and a nice, warm bubble bath. He seems more than pleased, tail swishing contentedly as Ryan carefully dries him off, and Ryan thinks (thankfully) that’ll probably be the end of it. But he’s surprised to find a nicely wrapped box sitting on the bed that he knows Spencer must have helped Brendon with, and when he opens it he finds two shiny guns that have he and Brendon’s initials engraved on them. Maybe Valentine’s Day isn’t so bad. 

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Idk why, but mpreg joncer in the mob au where Spencer is pregnant but not acting like it and Jon (bless him) is trying to get Spencer to not go on that mission because you're p r e g n a n t that's why is vvv funny to me - 🍕

Spencer has no time for Jon’s babying and acting like he’s oh-so-fragile shit, they have a mob to run and if he’s not around to make sure it doesn’t fall apart, who’s going to? Jon, for his part, is pretty sure he’s going to go grey early and perhaps die of a heart attack if Spencer picks up a gun one more time and announces he’s going on a run with the guys. It’s as if he hasn’t realized he’s carrying their child in his belly. Half the time Jon spends the day chasing Spencer around trying to get him to take his prenatal vitamins and fucking relax for a second while Spencer dodges and weaves to avoid his smothering hands. It’s Ryan who sits them both down and announces he’s going to temporarily take over their mob if they can’t come to a compromise and when Spencer sees Brendon skipping around asking about potential nursery ideas, he promises to come to some sort of agreement with Jon immediately.

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(My longest ask yet, I think) Ya boi back at it again with the mob au headcanons, but this time around, the Dallon and Ryan mob merge au! I have this headcanon that Jon is actually Dallon's second instead of Ryan's whatever guy, and when they merge, Spencer is constantly spying on him for "security reasons" ifyaknowwhatImean, and Jon pretends not to notice, and Ryan keeps teasing Spencer and one day Jon casually tells Spencer he knows and Spencer just blushes bright fucking red -🍕

Oooh interesting, interesting. Spencer starts out convinced that Dallon can only have bad intentions. Why on Earth would anyone agree to merge two mobs? Why on Earth would Ryan fucking agree to that shit? Obviously Ryan must not be in his right mind (Spencer has a feeling some of this was Brendon’s idea; it isn’t like he hides the fact that he’s interested in Dallon) so he just takes it upon himself to do some surveillance. Except Dallon is obviously too hard to keep tabs on with all of his protection, so Spencer decides he’ll start following Dallon’s second, a guy with brown hair and scruff that’s kind of beautiful. Or, he would be, if Spencer noticed that kind of thing. Little does he know, he’s terrible at spying, and Jon is immediately aware of the short guy with blue eyes that’s literally always around. He tells Dallon, though explains that he doesn’t think it much a threat, and Dallon tells Ryan who explains he certainly didn’t put Spencer up to it, but he does tease Spencer non-stop about his crush on Jon (without mentioning that he knows Spencer is trying to spy) and Spencer denies it to the fucking grave, even if he does think Jon might be nice to kiss with his hint of a beard and firm hands that probably feel very nice on someone’s hips. Then one day, Spencer’s eating lunch and Jon sits in front of him, kind of grinning, and Spencer is like “Yes????” and Jon kinda laughs and is like “What? No spying today? You don’t usually stop until around 5.” and Spencer’s face flames the shade of a damn ripe tomato and he doesn’t even get the chance to try and deny it because Jon just keeps laughing and walks off, waving with a “See you later, then. Feel free to say hello instead of stalk me.”

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mob joncer first kiss??👀

Ooooh good shit right there

They’re hanging out one day, probably eating lunch together and talking about something ridiculous in regards to Brendon and Ryan who may already be together or may not, who knows. Spencer’s laughing as Jon impersonates Ryan all “I’m Ryan and I’m a mob boss but I can’t get in touch with my feelings bc I’m emotionally constipated her durr” and Spencer just has tears running down his face and his stomach hurts from laughing so hard and Jon can’t help but think it’s probably the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen, fuck it makes his chest hurt it’s so stunning. And when Spencer finally stops laughing he wipes at his cheeks, still kind of giggling and Jon sort of moves on his own and leans over the table, cupping Spencer’s face ever so gently in one hand and kisses him softer than silk and Spencer gives a tiny little gasp before he reaches up and tangles his hands in Jon’s hair, kissing him harder. Behind and unbeknownst to them, Ryan hands Brendon twenty dollars with a sigh.