#jonpilation

[qc-wiggles]

this year i bring you: jultitudes (jon multitudes). next year? jossibly jore (jon possibly more). tag yourself.

[spooksier]

jon: i hate my evil psychic powers 😭😭😭 i dont want my evil psychic powers 😩😔 theyre so evil 😫😫😫 i hate themmm

jon whenever he gets to use his evil psychic powers:

[everything-under-ctrl]

gwendolyn bouchard you are such a wet cat of a woman i love you so much

[random-wyvern]

devastating episode. he is no longer the jonpilled doemaxxer 😔. instead now he is the yellowpilled kingmaxxer

[dorianepin]

ok i'm logging off until tomorrow morning when i receive street track-induced psychic damage but why on earth am i still so jonpilled right now 😭 i do think it's inherently in some trainers' nature to be like Motivated by people's particular challenges and wanting to always come up with new and unique solutions to help them achieve optimal health and performance but i also think it's the reality that some are more rigid in their philosophies & at the professional level seek athletes who can conform to their programs and it really truly krills me that jon so actively adores dealing with lando's fussiness... like he actively wanted to work with him because of how weird and particular he is not in spite of it and willingly participated in his stupid quadrant video to patiently walk niran through modified exercises and he prepares him overnight oats with strawberries formed into a smiley face to have for breakfast because he knows lando doesn't like eating throughout the day and then giddily says Give me a problem mate and i'll find you a solution ❤️ after concocting a dry ice bubble bath for lando like he isn't a 23-year-old professional athlete..... no words

[nausiccaa]

where’s that post that’s like the magnus archives is terminal except instead of assigning entities to everything i’ve just been saying shit like “wow that’s so timcore” “jonpilled” “how very martinesque”

[williamhollifield]

With @calebandthegents today and Monday. #shenanigans #jonpills @mobilemoony (at The Naked River Brewing Company) https://www.instagram.com/p/B116lOWprBK/?igshid=od4u96aa6gn6

[williamhollifield]

I love you, #grantpark. I love you, #atlanta. • • • #yestheydidbothsides #fart #streetfart #sign - thanks #jonpills for pulling over. (at Grant Park, Atlanta) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxkZNIXglhb/?igshid=pbyqiyjxa95w