#jordan.txt

[j0kb0x]

Plot twist: The reason nile crocodiles are appearing in florida is cus lord Sobek is pissed with florida’s failure to uphold ma’at with the shitty laws so the mf sent his children to destroy the ecosystem as punishment. Angered a chaos god so much that he’s trying to make the state inhabitable for everyone and completely destroy it.

[j0kb0x]

Someone find her grave and pie it.

Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people

[sleepystars-blurriedskies]

5, 11, & 22

5. How do you like to to take care of yourself?

Honestly depends on my mood! For a regular day my simple comforts are usually like an hour of just listening to music. For my bad days I'll make cocoa or tea and sit in a nice dark area. When I'm feeling more indulgent I have a mini collection of face masks and similar things and I'll watch old vods from my favorite streamers.

11. Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

I would say you have to wrassle it from my cold dead hands but y'know what I'm fine sharing right now.

At this moment I have 2! A weighted red panda that I generally sleep with and tends to help me when I'm overstimulated and a blanket I've had since I was a baby that I keep around as a token that no matter what happens I'll make it through it.

22. Name of your favorite playlist?

"Yearning for a World I Abandoned in my Mind" !! My beloved SelfShip Playlist :3

[metalheadmagneto]

not to be gay AND a lil nas x stan on main but he is so fine. no reason for him to look so good all the time. i was literally like, a few weeks ago like "we NEED a new lil nas x album this summer" to my fiance and now there's been a bit of music released. man.......... life is good lol

[arkofdawn]

i still think the philadelphia eagles should actually be the philly cheesesteaks. that’d be more fun

[j0kb0x]

Since guts and blackpowder gives us free range for the characters here’s some personal headcanons for their personalities and lives given you can only psychoanalyze them so much. This is as realistic as I can make it based off surface level psychoanalysis + untrue garbage I made up.

Barry:

Despite his short temper (Typical brit) Williams is socially inept and shy. Like super timid. That dumb little softboy persona he has going on there shouldn’t be an indicator that he isn’t dangerous. Dude literally got trained as an infantry solider. He doesn’t want to hurt people, in fact, he avoids it when he can. The war is needless to him and he doesn’t understand why they’d draft someone like him — a lowly stableboy who’s quite known in his village for treating his horses and farm animals like his babies. His overly affectionate and polite personality (which came directly from his overbearing mother) has landed him a lot of bullying by his peers. Aforementioned hesitation to the enemy, but to zombies? He’s under the belief they’re from satan himself like the rest of the world. Afraid of them, but feels a spiritual duty to slay God’s enemies.

Jean:

He’s overly paranoid of Napoleon failing, and holds those french revolutionary beliefs. He wants Napoleon to win, so badly. He really doesn’t want his children living in a world with a stupid monarchy eating better than they do. Jean has no comprehension that maybe Napoleon isn’t the best fit for a country’s leader, in fact he’ll yell at you if you suggest otherwise. His wife died during childbirth and this, coupled with war has hardened him. He has never laid a single hand on his children because his father was deeply abusive, and of course this resulted in a pretty pessimistic, sad, depressed mess of a man. Constantly wanting better and yet fearing the worst. He’s a tough love kind of fatherly friend. Eat your damn rations or you will die. Speaking of which he literally wants to die :D

Jacob:

If this were modern day he’d be legally blind. His clumsiness isn’t the result of stupidity. The direct opposite in fact. He overthinks his job way too much and couple that with his dogshit eyesight, it’s no wonder he has a track record of being the napoleonic war’s personal south park Kenny. If ever a cartoon were made, I could l definitely see him in the background nailing in stakes incorrectly and getting confused as to why it wasn’t as affective as the other sapper’s. He has two sisters back at home and they hate him. They’re pro-monarchy, he isn’t. He raised and took care of these awful pieces of shit. Who were independent thinking teenagers by the time their parents died of sickness. So he couldn’t really influence them even if he tried. He has largely remained non(?) un(?) courted and unmarried his entire life. Hes a huge wine mom induced by stress and if you ever asked him why he never took a wife, he’d start spontaneously crying probably. Sad drunk. Cannot show emotions unless he’s drunk.

Karl / Unnamed Officer:

Selective mutism, ambition.. Way too much ambition. He wants to take down Napoleon himself and even fully believes he’s capable of doing so. Wants to cheat his way above the ranks somehow. He hides this and refuses to reveal his intentions to virtually anyone. Trying to get as close to the general as possible. Not because he agrees with the monarchy thing, but he just wants the fame and glory that comes along with executing him. The other men have horrible tempers but him? Holy. shit. He does not usually act upon his anger but as a wise man once said, “Silence speaks louder than words.” He silently judges those he’s angry at. Could imagine him getting teased, gripping a damn teacup so hard that it shatters in his hand and causes the entire room to go quiet. His whole regiment is batshit TERRIFIED of him. He refuses to betray his life story, let alone if he has any family. Nobody knows crap about him and that furthers the fear. Karl literally popped out of nowhere and his adorable babyface and gentle voice has won him the hearts of women wishing to be his wives… Whom he rudely pushed away in disgust. Has anyone seen that one scene in pootie tang where a woman is simping after him, and so he slips her a bowl of milk like a fucking clingy cat? Yeah I feel Karl would pull something like that.

[finalexit]

i'm so glad everyone has simultaneously agreed that momoe is trans and wlw

[sleepystars-blurriedskies]

Hey your bio says to read the pinned but there’s no pinned. Is it under construction?

Currently Yeah! :D

Lmao, I have an old one,,, Somewhere

I'll get the new one out Eventually

[j0kb0x]

I was thinking the same thing. Unsurprisingly these people have a large hubris as a direct result of being raised or living in that environment too long. It’s sort of why a lot of mythology makes a point that kings must sit with their people. If a king doesn’t sit down with his subjects at their table and live under their suffering, he’ll never truly know the torture they go through. They will never truly know death or their own morality. If they’re ill, they can wave their hand and spend endless coin to fix their condition. These people have a sickening God complex and that poor kid could’ve grown up to become a better aforementioned “king” that understood people. But no. His father had to fucking drag him down to the depths of hell with him. Pride always will be the killer of tyrants and their loved ones.

What i find the most interesting about this whole submarine/titanic story is that it shows how much rich people believe they’re invincible, that death doesn’t apply to them. Like, most people who saw that submarine were like “i’m never getting into that, it’s a death trap”, but these 5 people who had 250,000 to spare went into this tin can without question.

[metalheadmagneto]

our brain will see a mutant from any universe with an incredibly traumatic backstory and go "is anyone going to make a copy of this" and not wait for an answer

[garalina2000]

Nice! Thanks y'all!! :)

[sugar-cubix]

ok, funny story, so I was playing as Shadow and my sister was playing as Sonic on Mario and Sonic- we played dream shooting and i aimed at Sonic and she said as Sonic: "if you shoot me, we're breaking up!"

[j0kb0x]

Are you kidding me? This is fucking stupid. You see this is what I mean by people being incredibly fucking weird on the internet regarding anything. She said she’s vegan. She said absolutely nothing on the matter of non vegans. The fact that this anonymous managed to gather information that didn’t exist from a post is something I see everywhere around the fucking internet these days and it’s happened to me on a number of occasions. It’s such an annoying generalization to equate all vegans to the “crazy protesters” portrayed in media. It isn’t just vegans who are victim to this either.

She said she’s vegan. She didn’t say she wants people who eat meat to go jump off a cliff and die. Mother of fucking christ. You can say you like the color blue on the internet and people will immediately jump to shit like “OH SO YOURE RACIST?!???!?” Holy shit.

As far as I’m aware from her posts, it seems she just advocates for the correct treatment for animals. Which is something we should all fucking strive for. Meat eater or not. I’m somebody who consumes meat on a daily basis and I’d like the fucking animal I got it from to be treated with respect. Until she says something like “non vegans can go die” or some shit, don’t jump to crazy conclusions. As of the time of writing this I have not seen a SINGLE indication she believes this. Mother of fuck.

different anon. yeah theyre selectively bred that way but its still a problem right now when the animals still exist. big meat industry and big vegan industry are both harmful, its just a matter of where the harm is directed. ethical meat consumption is possible and eating meat doesnt mean youre a bloodthirsty killer. as far as attire goes, ive got leather thats older than I am, i feel a lot better about it than shedding more plastic every two years from the fake stuff. i dont want to be hostile here but I invite you to broaden your horizons a bit cause you just sound naieve and there a plenty of cultures around the world that can show you that ethical animal use is possible. you dont get to be in nature and not be of nature

lmao??????

when did i sayu that i thought non vegans were bloodthirsty killers?? lmao???? what???

what is happening lol??? the level of projection from non vegans every time yall demand an explanation of my world view and i give it fucking off the chain lmfao. yall need to simmer i just like cows a lot hsshsh

[speedh1ghway]

I have no idea where else I would put this so I’m writing it here I guess? I had a dream the other night where SEGA made another Heroes style game where the main cast was divided into teams except it was multiple teams of two (like 6 or so pairs) with their own stories that melded together towards the end of the game but they weren’t traditional teams either?? Like no team sonic/team dark etc, everyone was scrambled into weird new pairings. The only one I remember was that Knuckles and Shadow were a team and it became really popular for some reason

[bassclefdoodles]

rewatching all the abigail heart events and im crying this bitch has a spirit board with heart emojis on it i love her so much 

[feralkin]

hey dumbass, being a system isn't a belief so stop saying endogenics "believe" they are a system. they literally cant fucking control it. they don't choose to be a system. you fucking awful asshole ableist! YOU ARE A FUCKING ABLEIST. DELETE YOUR FUCKING BLOG YOU FAKER.

endos are the ones saying its a belief lol? rory was literally quoting them in that post (on a sideblog bc we dont discourse on main idiot). we know it isnt a belief, its a medical condition caused by severe childhood trauma n that only! there is no other way 2 have a system!

we will never support people whose retoric enabled our abuser 2 fake a system n abuse us in the first place :) n rorys quite happy with this blog as it is now thanks! he could not give less fucks abt what u have to say lmao!

n u cant say ur "system" isnt a mental health condition n then claim ableism when ppl whose severe mental illness ur appropriating get mad at u lol??

also thanks 4 sending this twice so we can both answer n ip block u! so considerate :D

- jordan