#josie 🧢

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It's snowing today! So the girls and I are having a cozy day in <33

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Why are multiple girls in the fandom openly and loudly fantasizing about him sleeping with Bunnie? I am reading stuff like them wanting him to 'steal' her from Jelly Roll and Bunnie being is ultimate sexual preference? are these girls actually projecting?

And holz the F awn! why are they also going out of their way to say they feel like he didn't know what he was talking about when he said he actually preferred women that they defined as being "opposite of him/dark features"? 🤔🧢🟥?Reminds me of when people say Travis Kelce was never sexually into his ex K.N. That man is probably getting sex flashbacks of his ex as we speak! (Ofc, needless to say, it was beyond lust. Let me get that clear for ya.)

Also, why all this commotion for Bunnie! She wouldn't be neither the first and nor the last blonde he would hook up with! She would be just another one in the list. But what about Josie Canseco, Sahara Ray, Paris Hilton and maaany others... where were you then with all this *REVISIONISM*? (ahhh, my favourite word!) when whatever that was, was happening? Or is it because of their model bodies and their stuck-up and out-of-reach type of personality they were not relatable enough? Maybe it's easier to identify in Bunnie!

To all the Bunnie-Kells shippers, go watch that Lip Service interview. He also talked about the preference for a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets... Was he also lying then when he said that? Can he know what he actually likes without being considered clueless about his own tastes? Also I see the excuse "actions are louder than words". Does anybody really know what goes on in his private life ALL THESE YEARS beyond what you actually have seen in public? Especially considering how many people don't like to be known by the public?

I think Bunnie offers a down to earth vibe that draws people in and I think a lot of people who ship them want that for him. Now shipping them together as an item is strange considering that she's a happily married woman and colson is friends with her husband. However, I do think he would've benefited greatly with someone who was as accepting and dedicated as Bunnie is to Jelly. And with respect to her, I don't think Bunnie would have issues with the requests he made in the lip service interview.

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WAAHHH,,, YOU GUYS,,,,, LOOK WHAT FREDDIE DREW FOR ME. A HEEM HEEM SNIFFLE @cupiidzbow THANK YOUUUUUUU

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I'm like a little treat for a losergirl. because I WILL be swooned <- also a losergirl (gender neutral)

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Group hug and kiss!!

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sometimes I think about how josie wears cool colors and pj wears warm colors. pj's spontaneous, explosive, powerful and headstrong. she drags josie into trying new things and pushes them both forwards. josie is more reserved and thoughtful, always by pj's side, reasoning with her, going along with her and providing her valuable companionship. without pj by her side, spurring her on, josie wouldn't have been nearly as visible to everyone else in her own unique way!!!! they're literally THE sun and moon duo you guys don't get it!!! oh my god!!!!!

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......don't look at me.

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OKAY I'M BRAINROTTING. bottomscule pet name thoughts.

First of all. I'm a sucker for the classics. I love a "my love", "darling" or "sweetheart." they're just lovely to me.

I think if Josie tried to call me a pet name she'd just combust on the spot. a la the letter I got where she accidentally called me "angel dust" and then promptly took it back because she remembered that was the name of a drug. she's so cringefail. I want her carnally. also I think every time I'd call her "jojo" she'd have to go silent for a few minutes to process.

as for Isabel, she is a canon user of "baby" but I think that's as far as she'd really go. either that or "babe". I think she'd find pet names just sort of silly and sweet.

AND PJ. I think she'd start saying them ironically, like sort of silly ones. I feel like she'd be one to say "dollface" or "cutie", those sort of super flirty ones. but then she'd start saying them genuinely. I'd die, probably. but also I feel like she can't take what she dishes out and I'd call her "honeybun" or something and her brain would bluescreen

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one thing about my antidepressants is that they make my dreams more vivid. so my nightmares are worse. and I have lots of nightmares. BUT LAST NIGHT josie was in my dream and she confessed to having a crush on me (she used THE most dorky phrase imaginable but I can't remember what it was.. my brain might have made it up) and she gave me flowers and kisses and she took me on long drives and oh my godddddddddddd

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SHE HAS A MAGNETIC CHESSBOARD ON THE INSIDE OF HER LOCKER AGGHHH FUCKING NERD

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doodling my polycule on ms paint is surely the best thing to do with my time on my school computer (not it's not) (I'm in class) (idc though. polyamory time babyyy)

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thinking about how my gfs would all react to my swiftie shenanigans

pj would NOT be happy about it. she'd be like "ughhhh she's so boring put on better music" and would only begrudgingly listen to it with me. but I'd make her a bracelet that says I THINK HE KNOWS (the song I associate with her <33) and I'd catch her wearing it all the time <33

I feel like I'd turn josie into a casual fan. she wouldn't be into it before but she'd listen to it around me and I'd hear her humming the songs from time to time and she'd be overall happy about it. I'd make her a bracelet that says YOU ARE IN LOVE :) it's the pollosie song!!!

isabel? girl's a swiftie. she has the vibes. she gives me lover vibes. her fave song would be miss americana and the heartbreak prince and you CANNOT tell me I'm wrong. we can scream the hits different bridge togethar <3

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taking psychic damage rn

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SNIFFLE......... BAMBI.... THANK YOU...

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I’d feel bad if I didn’t do anything in return because you, as gentle and kind as you are, deserve something sweet in return so; I’m sure Josie would adore you so utterly and completely; she knows how strong you are, she knows how much you have to go through, how frequently you have to go through this anguish and pain, and it hurts her. She knows you deserve softness and although she cannot take away your pains, she can lend you a listening ear, she can give you her warmth and her affection, and she can do her best to ensure that you know how much you mean to her no matter what. And the fact that you care for her the same way? The fact that you think about her so often? I’m sure she could not think of a single better thing to have happened to her; the gift of your companionship seems to simply triumph everything else.

MOODBOARD.

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i’m not sure how in character this is but

josie taking you to do something together with her so that you can get your mind off the pain <3

SNIFFLE,,, THAT'S SO SWEET I'M GONNA EAT SILLIGLASS... she can kick my ass in chess while she tells me about different moves heehee