#joykook scenarios

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Jungkook: this date is boring

Joy: this isn’t a date. i told you that i was going to the grocery store.

Jungkook: then why did you invite me?

Joy: i LITERALLY told you not to come, and you said, “i can do whatever i want”, and followed me here!

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Mattress King pt.2

Jungkook [turns over in bed]: you awake?

Joy: no.

Jungkook [whining]: come on~ this is important!

Joy [turns to face him]: fine, what.

*Jungkook kisses Joy*

Jungkook: I love you~

Joy: lucky me, now go the fuck to sleep.

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Joy: Sorry, guys. I’d love to stay and chit chat but I have to get home to my child.

Irene: What do you mean? What child? You don’t have any kids.

Joy: Yes, I do. The big and overgrown one.

Wendy: ...you mean, Jungkook?

Joy: The one and only, baby boy.

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“I never understood people and their dumb boyfriends until I got one of my own.” *pulls Jungkook to her side* “If anything ever happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

—joysus

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Joy: Jungkook-ah, I’m saying this as your wife and someone who loves you. You need to embrace your flaws.

Jungkook *stepping forward and hugging her gently*: Okay.

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Jennie: So, you’re dating Jungkook, huh? Why?

Jungkook: Um, I’m right here.

Joy *ignores Jungkook*: Why not? I admit, it wouldn’t have been my first choice, but the universe has its ways.

Jungkook: STILL. HERE.

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Jungkook: Tell me, Park, you ever have a boyfriend or anything?

Joy: ...Yes

Jungkook: Oh really? I was starting to think you didn’t like guys by the amount of times you turned me down.

Joy:

Joy: No, that’s just good taste.

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Seulgi: I’m having boy troubles

Joy: Just remember the quickest way to any man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.

Joy: Jungkook’s still a little sore.

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Joy: Shit, sorry for being so late! I got caught up doing something.

Jungkook [strides into room with smirk spread across face]: I’m something

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Jungkook: Wanna bang?

Jungkook: I mean hang ! Damn, stupid autocorrect.

Joy: Jungkook, this is a verbal conversation.

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Mingyu: Hey Jungkook, can you give me some dating advice?

Jungkook: Ok, just because I’m with Joysus, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Yeri: So oppa, I’m curious. You the big spoon or the little spoon?

Jungkook: I’m the knife.

Joy, from across the room: He’s the little spoon!

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Yeri: Got a hot date?

Joy: No, but the man that I’m dating does

Jungkook: [makes offended sounds]

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Jungkook: [Hitting Joy]

Joy: Ow! What are you doing?

Jungkook: Hitting on you.

Joy: THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS, JUNGKOOK.

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Wendy: So let me ask you, do you guys agree on anything?

Joy: Yes!

Jungkook: No—

Wendy: Wonderful.

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Irene: I’m cold.

V: Here, take my jacket.

Joy: I’m cold!

Jungkook: What? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piling scarves on her* now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and *taking somebody else’s hat* how long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner!