#jsimp**

[chaos-and-recover]

Albums I was really excited about releasing today:

Anberlin - Nevertake

Foxy Shazam - Animality Opera

Albums I've been vibing to the most today:

Bloodywood - Nu Delhi

Jessica Simpson - Nashville Canyon pt 1

[cravensvvorth]

Jimmi Simpson photographed for Rogue Magazine

[littleskeletonprincessss]

[pyanyi4]

dont you find it weirf how we. Both started simultaneously jsimping and posting for jad. well. I dont. because he likes me more 🥰 /J/J

I AM ACTUALLY HIS BIGGGGGESSSTTT HATER!! i wiiwiwiiii illl NEVER l ll l ove jade……………….. who said i loved j j j jjade

[zumpietoo]

And Amy talking about Lili’s breasts reminded me of when Jessica Simpson’s father talked about how big her breasts were in an interview once. It’s just so gross...no parent should be talking about their child in that way.

Yeah, it’s supremely creepy. Fun fact, JSimp’s dad ultimately dumped her mom....for a dude...

[shkspr]

yur fave problems. rivkah nargle elais simp

jsimp for elias bouhcard

datieng homophobe who sayz slurs

thot ealais

epleasued aehxalition.

pretyt hairs

lech offfff my clout liek vampires

[gazellefamily]

‘PUBLIC AFFAIR’ by JESSICA SIMPSON (Music Video, 2006) “Sexual napalm”. Thats how J.May described her... but as a compliment or a diss? Gotta be a compliment, but did her napalm spray New York City? Because this song missed us like an asteroid in the void. Had it made contact, it surely would have penetrated the rigid barrier of hipster-snobbery as epically as ‘Hey Ya’ or ‘Since You Been Gone’. A horny banger with melodic-curlicues that ripoff ancient ones Madonna, Hall & Oates, Marvin Gaye. This is Aughts Whale-Tail done right and the video is a welcome time capsule; featuring 4 ‘famous’ btizz-bombs who candidly discuss their appetite for more fame. Only 1 of these foxes is actually still famous today and, though it seems impossible, my appreciation for CrApplegate somehow increases with time. This was 10 years after VIBRATIONS; she’s avoided whoosh for 30 years longer than the rest of this squad. Also features eternally unwanted Andy Dick acting kinda racist? Watch his facial reaction to ChriMi and EvLong. He is blind to darker shades of sessual napalm. PS. I know Genius.com is complicit in pretending JSimp isn’t singing “All the camels come out..” It was the age of cameltoe.” -Sonny Gazelle

“Yo when I look back, 00s is like...my least favorite time culturally in maybe my whole life? Personal life-wise ‘06 was superb, but I was perplexed by the wider media landscape. This is a time-capsule artifact featuring mostly whooshed individuals (looking at you, Celtics fan Maria Menounos) that mostly functions to remind us the CrApplegate is immortal. Song is totally a bop - mea culpa.  My fave Jimpson rumor was that Johnny Knoxville introduced her to ass-play and she was sessual swag thereafter. I was never too into her. My rankings of this video put her dead last, despite her napalm (1. CrApplegate, 2. ELong 3. CriMil). Honestly at this time in my life I was really feeling that now also-cringe Suicide Girls look. Jesus - was ANYTHING cool in 2006!? Maybe in 2026 this era will be cool? I dunno. Not happening for me yet. I AM wistful of a time when Sonny and I lived on the same continent.” -Tommy Gazelle

[daziechane]

10lbs 13oz!!!

No wonder JSimp had such a rough go! 

Congrats to the fam.

[testingtestingcheck12test]

RT @MotionCorpse: Check out MC29! https://t.co/SrwpxvC6Fu Mauricio Garcia @KristianTweetz @fajota @jsimps Hall Ramirez

Check out MC29! https://t.co/SrwpxvC6Fu Mauricio Garcia @KristianTweetz @fajota @jsimps Hall Ramirez

— Motion Corpse (@MotionCorpse) September 28, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/KristianTweetz September 29, 2017 at 09:06AM

[cravensvvorth]

Jimmi Simpson Speaks On "Unsolved: The Murders of Tupac and the Notorious B.I.G." [x]

[zumpietoo]

I just don’t get why princesses new brand is dumb idiotic blonde now? That’s so played out and reeks of the early 2000s and no one want that anymore. Even Paris Hilton who started that trend has been trying to rebrand herself these days. And no this type of behavior doesn’t make her the cute relatable girl. Even that girl would not post half the things princess does

Ditto JSimp tried it and gave it up over a decade ago....cuz it's embarrassing and dummmmbbbb.....

Speaking of:

I see ketelbullshitchip needs to stop with the vodka/is quadrupling down on Ultimate Supreme Dullard (or at least after PP) and showing us all she's not only painfully, yet proudly ignorant, but apparently also can't use fucking Google...

Or Wikipedia

At least her little friend can/remembered the same way I did/or dropped by to crib it.

And, again, not just oatmeal....