#junkcock

[psycho-mocha]

Junkcock

I will cry

[curly-bangtan]

blizzard jk and hw taehyung arguing infront of their ocs hehehehehe that sounds fun. I wonder how their ocs would react. Take care! 💜

hw tae: junkcock do you even let her tie you up?

bliz jk: d-dude she’s not into that. *glances over to check that bliz oc agrees* *both blushes*

hw tae: vanilla’s are weirddd. *hw oc snickers* *hw tae feels extremely validated and proud, proceeds to puff out his chest*

bliz jk: okay but did you walk through a snowstorm to buy her fluffy socks?

*bliz oc smiles fondly at memory, silently cheering on her man* *hw oc frowns*

hw tae: there are no snowstorms where we live. did you take her to mykonos in fucking greece?

bliz jk: that was an accident, you didn’t even book the holiday for her, it was for your ex!

hw tae: *annoyed* did you eat her out on a beach? did you even eat her out the first time you did it? how many times did you make her cum? did she even cum?

*oc’s gasp* *hw oc trying not to laugh*

bliz jk: what the hell, are you a nympho? shut up about sex. *is incredibly red at this point, veins on his neck popping* see - your relationship with her is physical, mine is emotional. i love her, you love her sex.

*hw oc bristles* *bliz oc gasps more and apologises to hw oc*

hw tae: *very triggered* i love her sex because i love her. i could have any pussy out there but she’s the only one i want so shut the fuck up junkcock. i’ve loved her gradually for two years while you literally just moved in together a few months ago or whatever. all you know is her favourite colour and ramen; i know which tampon brand she uses and i know when exactly she’s about to get her period without her tell me. (*hw oc stops smiling, feeling exposed, yet still not as flustered as jk at the mention of the womanly cycle*) you couldn’t even talk to your girl for six months despite living under the same roof, you coward.

bliz jk: i’m not a coward i am just shy, okay? she makes me shy. there’s a difference. and i do know-

hw tae: coward.

*hw oc grabs popcorn; bliz oc holds back her hench bunny*

bliz jk: at least i didn’t cheat on my girl. *mic drop*

*hw oc’s turn to hold back her soft tiger, but is simultaneously angry at the same time* *bliz oc appalled by her bunny’s behaviour*

hw oc: first of all, i’m not his girl, we’re not together. second of all, he didn’t cheat, i was the one who fucked up. and third of all, that’s a really fucking sensitive topic so i suggest you take back what you fucking said, john junkcock.

*bliz jk gulps, is trembling; bliz oc eyes wide and shook; hw tae smiles smugly, hiding behind his woman but glimmering with pride, also secretly extremely touched that oc took all the blame*

bliz jk: sorry, i got carried away. i didn’t mean to offend you. *bows in apology*

hw tae: you should be. accept that i’m more in love with my girl than you are with yours and know your place as second most whipped.

bliz jk: ... i’ve never made her cry. i’ve never done a single thing to displease her. i was literally willing to freeze in the snow for her, wbu.

hw tae: i would freeze in the snow for her too.

bliz jk: but you didn’t.

hw tae: but i would. i’d do anything for her. i’d chop my dick off for h-

hw oc: woah woah woah, there’s no need for that, babe. calm down for a sec. it’s okay. you’re the most whipped okay?

hw tae: *stops pouting, slowly smiles and nods happily*

bliz oc: ... no he isn’t. *but said extremely quietly coz she’s scared of hw oc*

bliz jk: you’re not even together. *bitter*

bliz oc: sh, baby, shhh. let them be. *soft kisses on the scar of his cheek* *soft koo activated; no longer upset, slowly smiles*

hw couple: *blinks. because points were made. are jealous of their relationship*

hw tae: *looks at oc expectantly for soft kisses too* 👉🏼👈🏼

hw oc: 👉🏼👈🏼

lol what did i write instead of working on the last chapter...

[tayegi]

Your Jungkook insults (such as “junglebook” and “jengahook”) literally had me on the floor weeping because they are so funny. Drunk OC in a hotdog costume? sIGN ME UP BECAUSE THAT MADE MY NIGHT. And your description of Hobi is giving me heart problems because dAMN. Lu, I absolutely adore your writing and the deep meanings you put into your words. Thank you for being so talented and blessing us with your writing! 💕 -Sky anon

LOL i literally copied and pasted names you guys gave jk back in the day!!! ok, i think jenga is new, but junglebook and junkcock are not! thank u, u brilliant anons of the past haha. 

and lol!!! everyone is obsessed w/ hobi... we’ll see what his deal is soon! :) 

[curly-bangtan]

Blizzard was sooooo stinking cute!!! Jungkook was an adorable bean and I mean freaking ADORABLE. I diiiiied when he was grunting while doing push-ups cuz I just kept thinking of that video when he does pushups with tae on his back oooooof. And how he totally outed himself for knowing all of the reader’s favorite things 🥺. Ugh great work babes keep it up!!!

thank youuuuu 💙 as i was rereading and editing it, i honestly cannot believe i wrote this whole thing, like where did these ideas to make jungkook so bloody cute and whipped even come from??? I was worried at first that no one would read it cos people generally prefer smutty angsty fuckboy junkcock, but thank god y’all appreciate soft fluffy koo 🥺

[tayegi]

The new chapter of “New Rules” is soo good! I can’t get the mental image of the oc in a hotdog costume out of my head :D I really liked that Kookie and Y/N are getting closer in a platonic kind of way (?) and don’t get me started with the rest of your Bts characterisation. Yoongi was on point and Hobi... Let’s just say I‘m looking forward to future interactions with the oc... ( and maybe some jealous Jungcock 👀) Anyway, I’m so excited to see what comes next and please stay healthy!❤️

ahahahahhaa thank youuuuu. im so glad that you think the characterizations are on point! this makes me so happy and i hope you stay healthy too

Anonymous said:EEP I AM SO EXCITED FOR HOBI BEING IN NEW RULES! HE WILL BE THE LIGHT TO THE O/C's GLOOMY LIFE (not gloomy, but seems like some shitty things happened to her and she needs & deserves joy in her life and the perfect person for that is hobi)!!!! J-HOPEEEEEE!

LOL everyone is so excited for hobi! u will see what his deal is soon :) 

Anonymous said:I’m dying because of the ending for chapter 4 of New Rules. I relate so hard

;) ;) ;) me too 

Anonymous said:Hi Lu! I just want to say I love the new chapter. It was so much fun to read!! Thank you so much for creating these wonderful stories for all of us readers ♡ please continue to be the wonderful you 😄

awwww thank you so much bb

Anonymous said:just got home from work and poured a glass of wine and ready to relax by myself the rest of the night, and seriously seeing that new rules ch 4 came out made it so much better!!!!

LOL that is my dream night and hope u enjoy :) 

Anonymous said:I really appreciate how you write the oc & jungkook's relationship & how they're slowly getting more comfortable with each other (lowkey excited for hobi's role even if he's the bad guy here. sucker for soccer players 💜)

haha thank you so much! and me too D: while everyone thirsted over football players, i was always a soccer hoe so i couldnt resist making hobi and jk soccer players lololol

Anonymous said:I love u so so much omg everything about the new chapter for new rules is absolutely amazing. I loved the point on feminism, the cute drunk scenes, and the intro of hobi as captain! Tae should tag along and go to those away games to get some photos of hobi’s ass ;)) Ill be elated if tae and hobi end up hooking up or dating (esp since the way u portrayed tae during the feminist scene made me so fond of him! He deserves some good dick!). Thanks so much for giving us another great update :)

eeep thank you!!!! and lol a lot of ppl ship vhope and i love me!!! me too lowkey! and tae is just soft. hes like the gay best friend to the OC except not exactly gay and i love their dynamic :) thanks so much for ur message! 

Anonymous said:"we'll see what's his deal soon" "well they are good friends, for now" not only I can feel ur smirk but also it's making me start theories and I'm dying bc I'm so bad at this but will it stop me? HELL NAH —❄️🐰Anonymous said:I really love how friendly Taetae is in the last chapter HE'S SERIOUSLY THE CUTESTT and yoongi being yoongi xD but I can't help but think about all the shit that's about to happen after y/n told Mijoo and Jimin that "it's complicated" and yoongi straight ass calling her jk's girlfriend, what if her red-head friend hears about that and comes for her ass bc she told her to stay away and let her tame the junkcock.. I mean what could she even do about that but it still gives me anxiety —❄️🐰

hahahahaha yessss. tbh i think tae is my fave character!!! and yessss. guys dont forget about hyejin! she’s an important character, even tho she wasnt in ch 4 haha. You will see what happens soon! *cue evil smirk*

Anonymous said:I loved how you described mijoo's concern for OC after hot dog nite. omg Im so soft for OC and mijoo's friendship and how much they care for each other TT FORGET JK AND JM IM SHIPPING OCXMIJOO

omg youre the first person to mention that! yes, i really dont think mijoo is fake like ppl say bc it’s hard to fake that amount of concern :/ AND ME TOO!!! CHICKS OVER DICKS!!!