#just admit u have ur first gay crush on me fiona :) | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

milfsco · 2 years

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today is one of my favorite dogs birthday and her mom (my favorite client) forgot and when i mentioned it this morning she started like slapping my arm (affectionately) and thanking me for reminding her and then when i brought her dog back from daycare she had gone out and bought cupcakes for me and my dog and i gave her a card i made for her dog + a toy for her dog and she got all happy and hugged me and told me she was gonna text me what the cupcake flavors were. and then she immediately did that and i sent her photos and videos of her dog from today and she told me i’m soooo amazing. anyway. when is she gonna confess her love for m

#just admit u have ur first gay crush on me fiona :)#she’s like. she’s interesting lol. i don’t know her age and i assumed like late 30s but her mom is 87????#so i’m like is this bish just super hot and in her late 40s/early 50s or was she adopted lmfaoooo #but she has a bf that she doesnt know if it will last and yes she confesses these things to me #like ma’am i’m just here to get ur dog #and she has also confessed to talking to her mom about me all the time #and she has given me GIFTS as well as like. occasional food items and also tips which i never get #And she knows i’m gay :) hellloooooooooo be my sugar mommy :)

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