#but she has a bf that she doesnt know if it will last and yes she confesses these things to me

[faaun]

i feel rly sad and conflicted abt one of my best friends on earth but idk who to ask for advice bc i usually would have consulted her in this situation lmao

[writingstoraes]

fall 👟

pairing: charles leclerc/fem!reader

type: instagram imagine/social media au

notes: not proofread and not revised so please expect errors hehehe please lmk what u think by replying or messaging and if u wanna be part of my taglist! <3 after seeing charles' ig post, i just had to . the man is GODLY

about: charles finally convinces you to go rock climbing!

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yourusername so, charles_leclerc took me rock climbing today. he may be a great driver but he's not a great teacher 🤷‍♀️

charles_leclerc It is not my fault you fell like 10 times?

yourusername and did u catch me????

charles_leclerc Yes I did, 10 times.

carlossainz55 Yeah you should never do anything with Charles, he's good at everything and won't teach you

yourusername i know, might just break up w him

charles_leclerc Y/N NO

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc Good day to climb rocks! Sorry there are no pictures of Y/N, second rock in and she falls down hahaha je táime baby yourusername

yourusername you know id be mad but u look so good in that picture my priorities arent aligning

cleclerc16 LMAOOOO she is so relatable she knows her bf's face is carved by the gods

pierregasly Why wouldnt he be good at climbing when he climbed snow last week

yourusername

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yourusername anddd we are making progress! thanks to charles' love for me he put in patience until i surpassed the second rock lol i take back what i said you are one hell of a teacher, and a hot one too ;)

thanks for not letting me land on the floor, amour 😘

tagged: charles_leclerc

charles_leclerc I'll never let you fall, baby

landonorris What a line please take this off my feed

danielricciardo Ferrari driver has got moves

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tagging: @slytherheign <33

notes: ok but charles looks like the type to be effortlessly good at stuff and he doesnt even know how he does it but he just is . HES SO PRETTY IN THAT PICTURE TOO i cannot get over it . lmk what u think! tysm for reading 🤍

[weirdcat1213]

volume 12 already? damn that went fast. just yesterday we were crying about vash drinking in a church

anyway :D volume 12 thoughts time

chap 1:

-chronicaaaaaaaaa :3

-AW NO MY BABY

-these quiet panels are the fucking best/worst thing that have ever happened to me

-too many memories :c

-YES LINA IS THERE THANK GOD (at the same time this is heartbreaking as fuck)

-all the enemies after all the people he has ever loved/helped

-HIS MOM AND HIS BF

-THATS IT THATS THE ONE THATS THE PANEL OH GOD WE ARE *HERE*

-im gonna go cry now

-i wonder what "anti plant" entails...is it a special material?

-ok fine, chronica can call knives a terrorist. she gets a pass

-oh sweet geesus

-eh?

-oohhhhhh.....ok fuck

-nothing can stop the hatred of this man. kinda admirable but as the song says "your misery and hate will kill us all"

chap 2:

-"corrosive thunder", love the title

-OH SHIT DOMINA NO, pls dont let him get to you

-DOMINA NOOOOOO

-the plants kinda look in pain there....

-MY GIRLSSSSSSSSSS

-for pain purposes, i choose to believe that when they resonate they hum like vash did in stampede

-aaand shes gone

-oh god, the end of evangelion flashbacks

-OH NIGHTOW YOU SON OF A BISCUIT- THOSE EYES IN THE BACKGROUND-

-tbh everything in your ship just being consumed by someone else so quickly must be scary af. nothing belongs to them anymore and soon, chronica could even loose herself

chap 3:

-oh shit oh fuck oh shit

-oh shit not thors hammer

-omg look! the laws of physics!

-noooo :c we dont get to know domina too much but its still sad

-OH?

-MAGIC BULLETS TIME BABYYYYYYYYYYY

-ohhhhhhh okok i get it

chap 4:

-THATS MY BOIIIIIIIIIII

-AH SHIT IVE JUST NOTICED THE HAIR

-ALSO PLS DONT SMILE LIKE THAT-

-childish is a good word for it cuz knives just doesnt want to accept hes wrong and scared

-THE POWER OF LOVE AND PEACE BITCH

-is vash pausing cuz even though his plan was to kill knives hes kinda sad that knives wants to kill him? i may never know

-let him use his fucking gun ok? hes an expert. also i like to think he uses it to stay grounded. like to stay with the people hes fighting with. hes not superior or anything

-TO YOUR KNEES BITCH TO YOUR FUCKING KNEES

-THATS MY FUCKING GUNMAN THATS MY SON RIGHT THERE

chap 5:

-FLASHBACK TIME LETS GO

-omg right it hated this. hes just a baby :c

-so vash left with a stranger? i forgot about that

-honey just be glad YOU ARE ALIVE

-BECAUSE HES VASH THE STAMPEDE- i should rewatch that episode huh

-GEESUS BRO

-tbh vash, you should have. then and now

-YEAH TELL HIM VASH >:D YOU ARENT NAIVE

-tbh i would also think thats enough to break the chain. hmm

-"stay with me" vash pls i cant jump into the void rn

-GEESUS CHRIST, the cleanest cut in the west

-also you think vash made that face cuz the last time he made someone bleed was rem-

-THE CLOSEUP TO THE MOUTHS AHHHHHHHHHHH

-"we dont belong in the future of this planet" dont fucking say that

chap 6:

-actually wanting to humans to talk with plants is a great step for improving their relationship but sure knives, whatever

-THATS SO TRUE VASH LETS GO, LET THE PLANTS HAVE A SAY IN IT

-ive said this before but as someone who was mocked by wanting context before judging people, vash is so...reassuring. like it wasnt wrong of me to want to know all the sides of one story. im glad

-also i completely forgot about that town and radiation. how tf radiation happens in that planet, what am i missing

-oh nvm, thanks nightow

-HES NOT EXCUSING, HES EXPLAINING OMFG YOU IDIOT

-YEAH FUCKING TELL HIM >:D POP OFF VASH >:D

-WHY IS IT THEN? HUH KNIVES?- oh shit what

-yknow what, ill give knives the fact that humans are ignorant and we are repeating history etc etc, but im done. finish him vash

-for some reason this reminds me to that scene with the soldiers in ep 12. my man really cant catch a break

-YEAH THE GIRLSSSSSSSSSSSS :D

-"you've been abandoned" maybe by some but not by everyone. and thats the whole point

-YEAH YOU ARENT BABY ILY

-HOLD UP IS THAT HER FACE?????

-awww :c

chap 7:

-IS IT LIVIO TIME????

-YO WTF, WHO SHOT MY GIRL

-ofc the military would be like this

-i literally cant say whos bleeding

-ah fuck ok

-ugh no...pls dont tell me hes fucking bleeding through his eyes...pls dont (if i see stampede vash bleeding like that i will eat my pc piece by piece)

-chronica :c

-LIVIOOOOOOOOO :0

-OMG YES, YES, IM SO HAPPY. quoting 98 "and i know in my heart he would have done the same"

-MR. VASH, MR. LIVIO AWWW :3

-OH HES SPINNING THOSE FUCKERS :D

-oh well thats not fair, hes too cool

-wait why is knives not wanting to kill vash bad?

chap 8:

-considering the blockers chronica has, entering a fused entity must be scary but also exciting

-ngl i dont get the spikes on the screen thing

-geesus

-WTF YOU DID TO HIM???

-wait no i want to see whats happening with vash- and its livio time

-oh hes alive thank god (this is my 2nd read why am i surprised)

-OH NO ITS THAT MOMENT OH NNONONONO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

-i hate seeing his eyes like that if im being honest, its scary

-ESO MAMONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

-LIVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-OH SHIT its my wife

-OH WAIT MY OTHER WIFE IS HERE TOO

-VASH WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE

-OH GOD NOT LEGATO AND THE RUSSIAN DOLL

-CAN SHIT STOP HAPPENING FOR A MINUTE

-THERES TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE CAN YALL CALM THE FUCK DOWN

chap 9:

-omg its the legato episode

-what is happening, what am i looking at

-oh oh shit

-RIGHT IN HIS MF EYE

-what is happening?

-ok flashback time

-yeap. its that time. shit

-geesus fucking christ. tbh ofc legato would think knives is right. there was nothing to prove him wrong

-yeap. i would do the same actually. stomp on his head

-oh honey...honey thats gay-

-is that why he has short hair...cuz knives gave him a name AND A HAIR STYLE??

-damn son

-also i may be wrong but where do people get the idea he inserted metal in his own brain to have those powers?/gen

[wouldvecouldveshouldve]

S3 Ep 6 Thoughts (AHS Coven)

Okay long flashbackkkk lets go

the intro music for all the seasons always hits idk why

YES ZOE WRANGLE THE GIRLS INTO HELPING YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MADISONNNN

ouija board time :]

NO GIRLS DONT BE SCARED QUEENIE NAN DONT FAIL US LIKE THISSSS

cordelia! dump the mans ass! men are BAD cheating men are WORSE you went BLIND and he does this to you? begone thot

oh my god poor zoe finding madisons dead body FIONA WHY DID YOU KILL HERRRR DUMB WITCH

yes zoe! torture spalding!

OH MY GODDDD MISTY DAY LOML <3 LOOK AFTER KYLE YES YES <3

kyle is my zombie bf y'all

wait kyle nO don't murder the radio it did nothing to you! we get that ur traumatized but dont break stevie nicks :(

OMG YAY ZOE CAME TO TAKE MISTY AND KYLE BACK TO THE COVEN TO SAVE MADISON

madisons back bbg

CORDELIAS CHEATING BF IS A WITCH HUNTER??? HELL NAH

honestly misty so fair that shes not taking kyle, my poor swamp witch gf

misty getting bad vibes in the house girl this is american horror story it doesnt get better from here

WHO IS CORDELIA GEYTING ALL SEXY FOR maybe i just dont remember this man

madison babys awakeeeeee (and ofc she remembers her 2 teen choice awards how cool of her)

OH CORDELIA WAS JUST GETTING READY FOR BED BUT THERES A RANDOM MAN IN HER ROOM WITH AN AXE??? OH HELL NAH

oh shit he knows she's a witch oh fuck

OH HES A CRAZY BATHSIT GHOST WHO WANTS TO BE RELEASED FROM THE HOUSE!?!??!?

SIR STOP SWINGING THE AXE AT MY POOR GIRL

YEAH ZOE CAST THOSE SPELLLSSSSSSS

NAN QUEENIE AND ZOE WORKING TOGETHERRR <3

yeah BEGONE get cast away bitch

okay back to fiona bitch whats going on with you

oh her hairs falling out! Oh she has cancer!

Chug that cocktail girl it might be the last one you have left

oh ew spirit guys back? why's hetrying to flirt with old fiona here?

END OF EPISODE????

thoughts: okay this was a very chaotic episode - very scattered, cutting to different characters a lot, but like im understanding more of it. zoe was VERY interested in what could have happened to madison, and girlie was determined to help her - nan and queenie were scared to mess with the ouija board but like it helped them find madisons dead body so woo??? I kinda want them to let zoe's powers play into the series a bit more, since they've focused on nan's ability to hear people's thoughts and queenie's voodoo doll energy. what else ummmm Oh it was great to see misty and kyle, but we kinda see how kyle's reacting to the trauma of his mom by lashing out at misty when he's bathed. i rlly want zoe to take more care of him tho, since misty's kinda given up. RIP the fleetwood mac radio. a shame that misty didnt stay at the coven house though! cordelia's rlly going through it with the blindness, her husband cheating on her AND a spirit trying to hurt her??? poor girl! Rest in piss starling although you kinda suck. And fuck fiona bro, she can go die of old age! imagine killing madison just because she's about to take your place as head witch!

[electricprincess96]

Oh also other pet peeve I have in BG3 fandom. Girls who projecting every bad thing a guy has ever done to them onto Gale when there's no fucking proof in canon Gale is any of the things they accuse him of. I've seen In*el, Fu*kb*y, S*alker etc. I've literally seen someone call him a Blizzard Dev Bro like that's some serious accusations to be throwing around.

Like all I see is "he's not over his ex like my creepy ex bf thus he must be every bad trait my ex ever had" firstly don't put yourself on the level of fucking Mystra, she may look like a basic ass bitch in game but she's still a Goddess who in lore is described to be otherworldly beautiful not to mention insanely powerful, you are likely neither of these things, and secondly not being over a bad breakup with the literal Goddess of Magic when Gale is a human WIZARD does not mean you get to project every bad thing your ex has ever done to you onto him.

And yes this is not helped by the bug that happened when the game was brand new that seemed to program Gale into thinking you had romanced him even if you didn't and so he gave you the whole "choose between me or them" speech but everyone knows that was a bug. Like they seem to think this proves Gale feels entitled to Tav when it's the fucking opposite Gale doesnt feel worthy of love until you convince him to NOT take the Crown in Act 3, he genuinely thinks he needs to seek the plwers of a god to be worthy of love because of how unequal his last relationship was, Gale puts on an air of arrogance when its about things he knows hes good at but beyond that he thinks hes worthless.

But that bug hasbeen fixed now for months and if Gale is STILL shooting his shot with you thats because 2 companions will always shoot their shot with you provided they dont all hate you so clearly you have pretty high approval with Gale, which admittedly isnt hard to do just dont be an asshole to npcs and Gale, Wyll and Karlach are mostly pretty pleased. On me and my friends playthrough when we romanced Gale we got Wyll shooting his shot, we didn't assume he was any of these things, we didn't assume he was an ass for trying to dance with us when we were actively romancing Gale we knew that's just how the game works. Obviously unless your whole crew literally hate you that is. Fuck Astarion, Lae'Zel, Shadowheart and Wyll all tried to fuck us at the Tiefling party so whys Gale the only one who gets all the negative labels thrown at him? Let's just agree the whole group is ridiculously horny.

Like if people just said "I don't like Gale his personality doesn't mesh with me and I don't care for his playstyle/I already have a magic caster on my set team" great, that's perfectly fair. It's the fact people don't seem to understand you can just not vibe with a character without some moral reason.

[darkhuesillo]

i think the hardest thing for me will be not eating my mom’s food and going on dinner dates with my bf. I absolutely love my mom’s cooking (yes i still live with my parents) and mexican food is really high in fat and calories. Right now the way ive been avoiding it is saying i had a late lunch at work or i take the food in my room and then throw it out when shes out of the kitchen. I just feel so guilty doing that bc she works so hard making this meal and i hate being wasteful.

So with my bf we dont always go on dinner dates but when we go somewhere (ex. shopping, casino, other date activities) we will get something to eat. My current plan to avoid eating is saying i ate at home or i’ll just get a diet coke (maybe a small salad). The problem is he knows i’m not like that. Last night we went to the movies. I took a nap right when i got home from work and i avoided dinner at home. When he picked me up he asked me if i was hungry and i told him i ate at home. When we got to the movies he asked me if i was sure i didnt want anything so i just got a diet coke. While we were waiting for the movie to start he asked me what did i eat at home but the way he looked at me i felt like he knew i was lying. I wanted to claw at my skin when i lied and said i had a piece of chicken that my mom made.

Im scared that my mom and bf will catch on pretty fast so i’m trying to figure out a way they wont notice. I’m not really scared of my bf finding out bc he’s also trying to lose weight and he has expressed in the past he doesnt like bigger people. I just dont want my mom to know bc i’m not sure how she will react. I’m a grown woman with a job so i feel like she can’t really do/say something to me but idkk

[genshoomf]

answered all on twitter so cross-posting here 💖

1. non-alcoholic i feel like he is unironically a #waterguy but also fucks with sprite/dr pepper. alcoholic i am not very versed in but i think hes a big tequila enjoyer Or a psycho that regularly drinks zombies

2. sweet!!! he has a big sweet tooth, especially for fruit flavors

3. he fucks hard w any kind of authentic soft shell taco situation, probably like tacos al pastor…. its about the pineapple.

4. BREAKFAST 💪 hes always on that breakfast grind, tho he is very much a snacker esp on training days to keep up w the mental strain of his TK

5. i cant see him being a Huge fish guy which is funny being from LA but hes also not picky, overly salty stuff is the most Blegh to him

6. he has a pretty good spice tolerance for a white guy!! but i think if something was too hot but good enough he'd thug it out anyway

7. probably some kind of ocean critter since he loves the water so much. perhaps sea turtles i think he feels a spiritual connection with crush from finding nemo

8. just boxers unless its VERY cold and then he will begrudgingly wear sweats/pj pants also

9. when solo usually side or between side/belly sleeping, and with his bf hes on the big spoon grind 100%

10. morning person!! byproduct of when he was contracted and on a strict training regimen i think but also he just naturally wakes up and gets started quite early

11. fairly easy to wake up, not enough that quiet noises would do it but someone nudging him gets him awake pretty quick

12. ohhh.. depends on what the base schedule is like for the day! but usually either training w nolan & the squad or studying or lounging around with his bf

13. lighter summery scents probably. stuff like coconut or citrus!

14. he doesnt use cologne often just bc well. doesnt have any reason to after he stopped being a celebrity but he is a tom ford azure lime user most of the time

15. showers always 💪

16. abysmal LOL his parents/mom always cooked for him growing up and then he just ate a lot of vought sponsored food and by the time he was an adult and living 'alone' he was contracted and had staff to cook for him. he knows how to make protein shakes

17. SUMMERRRRR its his birthday season AND he just has so many good memories of summer surfing as a kid once the weather is consistently nice out he Needs to be at a beach

18. actually tough bc he didnt have much family to celebrate with growing up so. half-hearted christmas ig?

19. he makes and gives gifts rly frequently! usually little metal trinkets or useful tools with his abilities, almost everyone hes friends with has gotten the 'hey i made this for you :)'

20. hes 6'2"! he likes his height just fine, good for swimming but made surfing more of a challenge when he got tall after his growth spurts but still he persevered

21. none :( i think he's always wanted to learn guitar but just never had the time to actually have hobbies

22. yeas! not trained at all but he sang a lot w his mama growing up so hes just very comfortable with his voice

23. only sometimes, usually when hes deep in the zone while studying he'll kinda mumble to himself without realizing as a way to talk problems out w himself

24. YES!!! hes a HUGE 70s/80s music enjoyer bc it was how he and his mom bonded. she brought him up on artists like fleetwood mac, rhcp, phil collins, tears for fears, abba etc so its what he loves. he loves the soft rock/pop-rock genres a lot w the occasional dip into 90s hiphop

25. decently yeah! hes friendly and very social but hes also a poor judge of character so debatable that he makes friends with people who are good for him. supe socialization and culture makes it harder for him to be vulnerable and friendly with ppl he feels in competition with

26. very surprised and immediately pretty emotional he is, at heart, a sensitive cancer boy so hed be really happy that ppl went to the effort for him!

27. hes actually very familiar with many flowers bc his last ex was a supe with plant manipulation abilities! his fav is probably parrot's beak but he also likes most lilies, crown imperials, blue poppies, bird of paradise etc - bright and interesting flowers

28. very positive LOL as a supe whos primary ability is metal manipulation hes almost always wearing jewelry to have 'material' on him, namely rings and a few necklaces. he also just likes jewelry in general and its something he gifts a lot too, he thinks more men should wear it

29. after his dad left when he was ~10 his mom didnt want to wear her wedding ring anymore so jason took it and has worn it in some form ever since. it was also the first thing he ever manipulated as a kid when his abilities manifested so it means a lot to him to always wear

30. fashion forward but also depends who you ask. he is very influenced by 70s/80s + y2k fashion so he dresses well in that sense but it also does make him stick out a fair bit

31. boxers usually but also has been known to fuck with a boxer briefs situation

32. he does not but he has had tv make up done before for interviews and his movies!

33. also does not but hes probably let girlfriends paint his nails before in the past just for funsies

34. he keeps his hair fairly long by mens standards and even when he does get it cut its just a trim, he likes his hair too much to get rid of it

35. hadnt thought about it but deciding live: yes

36. probably had a girlfriend teach him so he could do her hair before so yes! proficient at braiding

37. not necessarily scared of it but he doesnt enjoy lightning, its something he has to be careful abt while flying since hes always wearing metal + hes naturally weak to it

38. nah LOL even if he isnt indestructible like some supes hes still very durable and hard to take down, he was contracted for a reason and one of them being bc hes tough!

39. he has an enhanced immune system and is completely resistant to 99% of viruses so hes never been sick 🫶

40. totally ok with blood he has killed before

41. he used to be contracted by LA as long beach's supe so he was paid EXTREMELY well as young as 20, and after that he made more on sponsorships, his own movies, branded stuff etc. he still makes passive income off of it even now

42. he's very happy being with konni. he loved being contracted but after realizing how deeply vought was using him he can't see being A Superhero the same anymore. as sweet as he is, being proactive with konni in destabilizing vought is extremely fulfilling to him, he loves it

43. very creative in the sense that hes excellent at creating 3D objects just from imagination! he has a good sense of aesthetics and color etc

44. hes probably alright at sketching loosely but hes not really a fan of 2D mediums. if he draws smth its to get ideas on what to build

45. honestly not much around base besides his phone, anything else he'd need he can either make himself w nearby metal. even when Out he only brings along his wallet too

46. yes!!!! his particular poison is anything orange flavored - suckers, hard candy, gummies etc

47. he aint picky but leaning towards fast foods or street food for sure

48. hes an incredible swimmer! used to do it a lot more when he was younger in tandem w surfing but he stuck with swim more bc it was more accessible. he gets mopey when he hasnt been swimming in a while

49. his healing factor is quick enough that he doesnt scar so hes skin is #flawless

50. his handwriting is pretty neat i think? he takes a lot of notes while studying and writes out info abt his alloys v frequently so its very legible, probably pretty cute! on the loopy side

[deedoessurvies]

two

When was the last time you read a whole book, to the last page exactly? Im doing that today. my last one has been since like november which is wild. ive just been so busy.

How many times have you had sex within the past two years? Guesstimate? Zero. close but zero.

When was the last time you made up a word? Did people think it was weird? i make up sayings often but they arent necessarily a made up word.

How many times in a month do you go to the movies? How much do you spend? when dating Z its like 2-3x a month.

What is one of those movies that you could never get tired of watching? sleepless in seattle, you've got mail, something borrowed, maid of honor, pride & prejudice

When was the last time you heard thunder? Where were you at anyway? here and a couple months ago. we are very close to rain season

Have you ever begged the opposite sex for anything at all? not that i can recall.

Are there many places to shop in the town you live in? What kinds? my town is small.. there are places to shop like grocery stores and small businesses. theres a habitat for humanity store, a military supply store, uhhh beauty stores, stuff like that.

When was the last time you bought shoes? What do they look like? I bought FRYE boots !!!!!! grandma would be so dang proud. I hope she sees this somehow haha. i got them in january some time.

Do you like surveys with really in-depth questions, like mine? Yeah.i wish there were more.

When was the last time you were in trouble with your parents? im in my 30s so it doesnt really work that way anymore.

Has your boyfriend or girlfriend ever cheated on you? Were you mad or sad? cheating sucks period. just break up with the person.

Do you know anyone who claims to have the ability to see the future? uhhhhh OH funny mini story. so sometimes K will send me letters in the mail. but i guess sometimes his handwriting for my street name is blurred so when that happens it gets sent to this chick like 4 blocks away. anywho, she LEGIT admitted to reading a letter of mine one time (wtf) and she basically fell in love with K for the things he was saying and when she reached out to me on FB to get me the letter, she was like omg i love him, you need to forgive him, yadda yadda. then later on she reached out to me and was like I can read your tarot cards and read your palms and stuff if you want! (wtf) lol

Are you a superstitious person? Have you ever been superstitious before? no.

Do you like any songs from country music? If so, which ones do you like? i love country songs. hundreds and hundreds.

Can people read your facial expressions easily? If so, why is this? typically no, im pretty good at hiding my emotions. not saying that in a proud way, because obviously it is good to feel your feels (within reason right) but nah

When was the last time you went on vacation? Where did you go to? uhhhhhhh golly. over the summer i went to Tennessee so theres that. How many states have you been to in your lifetime? Guesstimate if not sure. i think 26.

When you go to the movies, do you actually watch the movies or not? Oh i watch them. i dont think ive ever not watched them unless its obscenely gory and then ill just close my eyes or something.

What kind of instant messaging service do you use? Why do you use this? usually just messages on my phone. sometimes messenger, google chat, or whatsapp

When was the last time your area had a tornado warning, if ever? last summer.

Have you ever had one of those major fights with your current bf/gf? im currently single. was almost taken but that blew up over distance. i am so over distance.

Does it ever bother you when people use abbreviations for certain words? i very seldom care about the way people type.

Would it creep you out if you walked in on your best friend having sex? creep? no. would i be like SO embarrassed, yes but would i move on from it probably. lol. its natural, whatever.

When was the last time you said ‘I love you?’ Who did you say it to? romantically? C and i say it a lot to one another.

Do you have any of those freaky phobias that make no sense at all? my phobia makes sense.

Do you ever look at random people and think they could be a serial killer? >> YES. when I swipe on dating profiles im like "you have the look of someone who would happily skin another person" lol

Does it scare you when the sky gets really cloudy and dark during the day? no i LOVE IT. give me the clouds, gimme the stormy skies.

What was the last amusement park you went to? Did you have fun? busch gardens. yes, its just so daaaaaaaang hot.

[milfsco]

today is one of my favorite dogs birthday and her mom (my favorite client) forgot and when i mentioned it this morning she started like slapping my arm (affectionately) and thanking me for reminding her and then when i brought her dog back from daycare she had gone out and bought cupcakes for me and my dog and i gave her a card i made for her dog + a toy for her dog and she got all happy and hugged me and told me she was gonna text me what the cupcake flavors were. and then she immediately did that and i sent her photos and videos of her dog from today and she told me i’m soooo amazing. anyway. when is she gonna confess her love for m

[isimpoveryou]

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herofan03 lol not this girl trying to ruin him and josephine relationship. such a slut

herofan05 this isnt you hero, look at me 🥺🥺

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heroandjosephinefan12 @hero_ft why cant you just date @josephinelangford not her lmao

josephinelangford @heroandjosephinefan12 maybe bc we are friends? lmao

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herofan03 such a bitch, yes josephine knows your dating hero no need to territorial

randomuser no wonder why celebrities doesnt want to share their relationship when yall act like this

herofan09 why are guys mad that hero is dating y/n she's literally a really nice person

herofan12 dont act like you met her before

herofan09 well guess what bitch, i actually did met her

hero_ft can you all just stop

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hero_ft I never really like to confront my fans with their behaviors because it's not my favorite thing. I have seen so many comments about my girlfriend with my so called fans calling her a boyfriend stealer, slut, and whore will be my last straw. First of to clarify everything me and josephine will never ever ever date eachother because we see eachother more as friends, so you all better stop fucking call my girlfriend a "boyfriend stealer" and second of all josephine was actually the one who introduce me to y/n. I cannot believe this is how you all reacted. For now my GIRLFRIEND @yourinstagram and i will have a short break from social media.

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herofan01 yall toxic ass better apolagize to y/n

herofan03 lol why would i?

herofan05 @herofan03 found them, they are right here. 🚨🚨

josephinelangford I honestly cant think of one single thing bc im so dissapointed

herofan12 see look what yall did

herofan14 ig we are gonna get a lond hiatus again

[greekgoddess458]

shit said at my high school

(and yes, this is 100% real, sometimes i wish it wasnt)

- Here, have a miniature club cracker for your insecurities

- I may be depressed but im not gonna litter

- I smite you with the power of god and anime

- Wait a second, aren't you "straight?"

- You know what else looks clean? My criminal record

(then, completely unrelated to the previous statement)

- Didn't you commit arson two years ago?

- My mom said I cant start a revolution until college

- Either the taco sauce or the song is making me tear up. Probably both.

- There's only one way to fix America. ESTABLISH A MONARCHY.

- I guess he came over without the over.

- AmeriCAN but AmeriSHOULDNT

- If it doesn't go floosh or chonk them why are you eating it?

- me: How high is the roof?

Student: Not high enough.

- Im still losing braincells over stale soda

- Math teachers dont have anger issues, they have angle issues

- My eyeshadow hurts

- Who's from Disappointment Island NOW?!?!

- They'll be like 'my grandma just died,' and ill be like *giggle* yeah.

- we are now going to quarantine this pencil

- No, you cant have an Altoid because you like BOYS

- Student 1: Watermelon?

Student 2: Watermelon.

Student 3: Watermelon?

Students 1 & 2: *nodding* watermelon

- To be honest, corn juice is not my favorite

- This acid is REALLY getting to me

- My breath is cold like...hot chocolate

- Stop trying to peer pressure me into being a lesbian

- yeah, he's intimidated because you nearly killed him with an orange

- Student: Now what have we learned about cutting off heads?

me: It's not good for the economy

- my dad looks like he's on drugs but that's probably because he is

- today on 5 minute crafts we're going to learn how to commit genocide!

- *thoughtfully* who did i stab last weekend?

- would you like a can of lightly used corn?

- i want to be immortal but i want to blow up

- i've always wanted pixilated eyes

- it's only cannibalism if you don't wear socks

- i love being a whore

- *mockingly* did he really? yes bitch.

- i may be depressed but at least im hydrated

- what if i take their achilles' tendon?

- my body needs to figure out if im going to die or not

- what anime is this? OH NO ITS WIKIHOW

- *tearfully* i have BREAKFAST biscuits

- im so hyped but im half dead

- STARVE FASTER

- me: are you trying to hold my hand or slap me

my bf: both

- *student sobs while sewing*

- EAT THIS FLOWER

- Teacher: good morning

me: time has no meaning

- now your shoes are ten cents richer

- *sadly* i dont have any jellybeans in my shoes

- they stopped hiring cannibals years ago

- yeahhh child labor

- yall my cousin killed his wife and is on the run lol

- *finger guns* like a CULT

- Why is it BLACKboard? I thought we were about gender equality

- Family genes? How many people have worn them?

- Get your tiny lungs today!

- me: Are those your pants?

Student: yes

me: put your pants back on

- I'm sorry im cultured enough to eat spaghetti with a straw

- Student 1: *confesses their feelings*

Student 2: Kowabummer

- Wait a minute, crabs have built-in windshield wipers?

- Did you put the dogs in the dryer?

- death is inevitable and so is tax evasion

- swear if i have to read about your dead grandpa's dog, im gonna cry. just give me the recipe

- STOP BEING SUPPORTIVE I KNOW YOU SECRETLY L O A T H E ME

- wait im stabbed

- Student: if its a no that doesnt mean it's a yes

me: the fuck?? what do you think no means??

- i have an offbrand french boy

- me: *groans*

Student: do you have gonorrhea?

- my mom just died haha

- *two students have a picnic while discussing how one lost his virginity in the middle of the hallway*

- me: *jokingly calls a girl my wife*

my bf: shes not your wife

me: shes def my wife

my bf: no, ill be BOTH if i have to

- *eats a lunchable while sitting on the bathroom floor*

- why are you beating your wife with a cheese stick?

- Teacher: a chemical agent that creates cancer

Student: my dad has that :D

- mufasa do be kinda thicc tho

- do you wannt start on the-oh im thicc

Said by teachers~

- You can ask a friend. Oh wait, do you have any friends?

- If i got fired today that'd be fine with me

- my whole life is a mistake

- Are you okay? Inside? No.

- that's gangsta

- oh, wow, good. you're a moron

- stop googling obama

- i can't afford therapy

- if it's healthy i dont like it

- we got a lot to cover today so try to keep out the bullying

- you have officially been sushed

- plus they had to have backup kids because someone's gonna die

- im gonna take a nap

- im throwing it back

- *spontaneously blows something up*

- i miss middle school when you didnt say words

- i dont think i put any wack ones on there

- i dont wanna be hit by your macarena

- No urinating in Cheerios!

- If you cant see then open your eyes

- im sitting on a table because thats the day ive had

- im about to hurt you

- yall need to keep an eye on me because i think im in the early stages of dementia

- its the other soulless woman

- *said "no no" to a drug dealer*

- Student: What does diatomic mean?

Teacher: two ! 😁

- id like to stay married

- *makes whole class do yoga*

- i wouldnt say that to anyone i knew didnt have friends, like [student name] or something

so yeah there's more but i didnt feel like writing them all down :P

[xchoco-mixturex]

Hcs of the dorks:

This may have some implied tenkuu shinpan spoilers just in case

Okay so we know already how he is in canonverse and he doesnt kill the bugs but traps them. Excepct cockroachs maybe cuz ew. At first he tried to capture it and free it outside....but it started flying and he killed it. Kuon was shocked. He apologized.

They have money = they can afford as many pets they (COUGHSYUUCOUGHS) want. If not they put a shelter. Kuon has to stop her bf from bringing strays at home. She suggested Yuu to fosters. He foster fails.

She got used to nap on his lap. He got used to that. So when she says she is sleepy and doesnt nap on his lap he is staring at her like a betrayed cat. "...?" "Oh i didnt wanted to bother your lap! Hehe! I should sleep on the bed" *BETRAYAL*

You know the teaser and shy dynamic? AT first Yuu teases (mostly on her height), Kuon shies out...Over the years it goes the other way arround.

He falls asleep after her. Always. Its 3 am and she is up? So is he. He doesnt fall asleep. He makes sure she is indeed there. (If you know you know *sips angst tea*)

She tends to snuggle against him, he is warm and he is huge, his hugs are comfy. When she does that, thanks to Yuris silly comment, Yuu imagines a koala. (A Ku-ala bear.)

Usually Yuu tended to compliment her using animals as examples. Rika told him that he is a hypocrite by calling him a nerd when he himself is one and calls his gf by pet names (LITERALLY). No worries he started using normal compliments

"The heck is this?" "Affection?" "...Do it again."

"Oh you will arrive late from work? Kuon dont worry is a kitchen whats the worst it can happen?" *is a tech kitchen* "...Honey im buying take-out--You want chinese food?"

Shebis cold? Jacket. No,no, he doesnt care if it is as big as a poncho, JACKET! She doesnt want her to be cold. More cold? He...embraces her with an arm--yes is an embrace not a hug-- no he doesnt care if it has been 5 years with her IT IS NOT A HUG (in public)

Softer side in private. Quite soft. He can open himself. And also be a more visible dork.

Have i said he is a cat? He is a cat. Can be independent from her he wont die but like that doesnt mean he is not affectionate.

Both have each others back. No he is not affraid to twist your arm if you try to harm her. He will do it...with no effort. Also she can ruin your life if you also hurt him-- she a fucking socialite.

FRIENDS NIIIGHT! "Lets tease them a bit, as his siblings...as a treat." //they get bonked.

He make sure she has the best memories he can provide her. He is not perfect, he knows that very well but makes sure she is happy. I mean, her smiled saved him. (If you know you know.)

Ah yes he discoved he has a crush last and he is a total mess trying to figure out whats next.

Naturally cool? Yes. Tries to be cool to impress crush? FUCKING FAILS. She finds it cute. He DOES NOT, HE CANT BE NOT COOL-!

Cat. One moment he is busy reading a book on the couch next to her, the next moment he flops on her lap.

Thats all for now

Busy in med school now. Byeee~♡

[mariesocuniverse]

Relationships: WayV

MaeKun

if it werent for the the laws of ncity he wouldve asked her to join wayv and stay in their dorms

Since they don’t live together or are part of the same unit they don’t really spend a lot of time together but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t want to be with Mae

Large parent/protective older brother energy

not as protective as 127 hyungs but you know

Yeah she’s a menace when she teams up with other WayV members but she doesn’t clown him as much as they do it’s cause she saves that energy for doyoung lmao

mae claims she visits the wayv dorm for him but he’s 50% sure she’s just there for the animals

the other 50% is because she wants him to cook for her which he does even if she doesnt ask

hes like those parents who insist on giving you leftovers to bring home to your family

he taught her to do magic tricks bc she was insistent on wanting to learn at least one

okay but honestly she thinks he really cool despite all the clowning she does to him

like singing? dancing? cooking? visual? magic? and he can fly a plane????

one of the reasons she has high standards ngl

MaeTen

ten has unofficially adopted her whether people like it or not

he has fought with taeyong and doyoung about it she is his baby

if mark and johnny are his brothers, mae is basically his younger sister

if you look at his photo gallery he has a folder dedicated to mae and mae only

any photo or video of them together is basically ten clinging to her like a koala

he looks at her like she put all the stars in the sky but the same goes for mae

she has admitted in an interview that ten is one of her role models because of his talent and work ethic

whenever she needs help with dancing he’s one of the first people she asks

xiaojun once asked him who’s his favorite between yangyang and mae and you could see him malfunction for like six seconds before jokingly scolding him

“yah how could you ask me that type of question?”

fun fact! ten was the person she asked to go with her when she got her first tattoo!

he arranged the appointment at the place where he got his and held her hand when she was getting it

Lowkey considered getting matching tattoos but never really took the time to think of what tattoos they’d get

MaeWin

another top ship among czennies

these two are so soft for each other omg

just one glance at the two and you’re already melting

You can see Yuta screaming about MaeWin whenever the group is together and they’re interacting

And if you can’t see it you’ll probably hear it

MaeWin: casually talking

Yuta: is this what heaven looks like

MaeWinMark is just yuta’s weakness and he doesn’t even bother to hide it

Okay back to MaeWin before I get ahead of myself and make an entire post about Yuta and MaeWinMark

If they’re gathered in a large group their interactions aren’t really noticeable unless you’re actively looking for it

While the others are talking you can just see Mae playing with his hands or winwin giving her a soft smile while patting her head

They talk more when they’re either in a small group or just the two of them

MaeWin shippers were devastated when they got separated so when nct 2020 happened they went feral

Every once in a while they go out for hotpot and talk about what has been going on

LuMae

this man right here

they first met when she was visiting NCT U dance practice for BOSS with food and she heard him from the hallway

its one of the reasons why she wasn’t intimidated by him even though hes a giant

she was excited to see what kind of energy and personality he would bring to nct

and she was not disappointed at all

personal hype man

whenever they’re on a variety show together and mae is asked to do something he just yells “FIGHT HAEYADWAE”

of course the same goes for mae but less loud bc last time she kept yelling she lost her voice and couldnt talk for the rest of the show

He just has this energy where if he’s hyped up about something she feels energized to be hyped up well so you just hear the both of them cheering loudly

its always interesting to see because you just see a gentle giant cheering loudly with this smol girl next to him trying to match his energy

he always makes sure she’s comfortable when they’re at a schedule

like we know how he’s really silly on camera but he’s also very observant and caring

one time mae complained about how her feet hurt from the heels she was wearing so he just picked her up bridal style and walked to the van without a word

XiaoMae

They’ve heard abt each other from Kun and ten and greeted each other when they passed by each other in the halls but they never really had a chance to grow close until nct 2020 happened

Mae wasn’t in the Make a Wish unit so there weren’t a lot of chances to get to know each other while promoting either but it doesn’t mean they’re not friends

ten also hogs her attention when she visits the wayv dorms but we dont talk about that

these two arent as close as the others but not to the point where they actively avoid each other

whenever they’re together they just vibe

theres no awkward silence or small talk they just talk about random stuff

“no lucas, i dont hate xiaojun hyung we just dont hang out as often as we do”

“yes hendery we do have each other’s numbers we just don’t talk often”

WayV is lowkey tempted to lock the two of them in a practice room together and do a vlive to see what’ll happen

prime candidates for “It’s Awkward but It’s Okay”

their dynamic is kinda DoRen where they pretend to be awkward around each other as a joke

like they went out together once and everyone as excited bc omg they were interacting

XiaoMae shippers are starved for content and will accept any crumbs that come their way

HenMae

the duo people didnt know they needed until they met

its not like people didnt want them to become friends its just that theyre energies match well

these two are such a vibe

you know how there are ppl who don’t see for long periods of times but you still want tackle them in a hug whenever you meet? yeah its like that

kun sometimes wants to separate the two bc of how much chaos they cause together

they’re the duo where they think something is a good idea at the time but ends up as something bad at the end

kun has banned the two from the kitchen bc of a fire they started

HenMae shippers are thriving because of all the stories of the dumb shit they’ve done

lowkey considered doing a series together on nct daily but then the channel stopped uploading vids so it was never mentioned again

one time he was on call with his sister when she walked in and accidentally mistook her as his gf and now they jokingly have each other as bf and gf in their phone contacts

ten nearly had a heart attack when he saw the contact name pop up and mae picked up the call

 yangyang has the whole thing recorded on his phone and refuses to delete it

MaeYang

(A/N everytime i see this gif i need a moment to pause and try and remember my ideas cause my head goes empty when it comes to yangyang)

okay if HenMae are chaotic, MaeYang are worse

kun doesnt need to dye his hair gray bc of all the stress these two cause him

czennies thought they didnt interact much bc of different schedules and groups but once nct world happened they changed their minds

MaeYang slowly climbing up the ranks of nct ships

during one of his lives yangyang mentioned how he spoke a lot with mae and that she wanted to add him to the 00liner gc

czennies lost it that day bc 1) holy shit theres a 00liners gc and 2) why tf hasnt yangyang been added into it yet

insists that she calls him oppa/hyung even though theres only a one month difference between them

Mae and Yangyang: whispering in the corner of the room

kun: theyre either talking shit about someone or world domination and i cant tell whats worse

he tried teaching her some german once and she now knows like three sentences

“Hallo, Ich bin Mae. Was geht ab? Mir geht’s gut.” (A/N this is the outcome of my three years of german lessons everyone)

and basically all the swear words but we dont need to talk about that

haechan jokes that he’s stealing mae away from the dreamies so he wont be the maknae in wayv 

[rurichanx]

I just recently found your blog with my sideblog! Can I ask for a scenario in which MC is practicing an animation spell that will give sentience to an inamite object for a short time but it goes wrong and she accidentally summons and animates her 2D boyfriend, the spell is to last about a week to two weeks because MC's magic was stronger than expected so now the boys are competing against the literal man of MC's dreams? For all the brothers but an emphasis on Levi would be much appreciated! Please and thank you! ♡♡♡

OH THIS ASK IS FUN YES ILY

The brothers reacting to MC’s 2D bf coming to life

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Lucifer:

He is the literal avatar of pride, he knows he won’t lose to some character!

And yet he still feels a pang of jealousy when he sees you smile and laugh with him cause he knows he’s a boomer and his humor is dry

He won’t be petty and try to sabatoge the “guy of your dreams”, because he knows he’s better than that.

He’s cold to him, though. Very cold. You think he’s mean to Mammon? Wait till you see how he acts toward your 2D boyfriend.

Lucifer knows that no one can compete with him. He knows he’s handsome, charming, and everything that guy could never be.

Mammon

If you thought he never left you alone before you are not prepared for how he’s gonna basically be your shadow.

You will literally NOT GET A CHANCE to catch your 2D guy alone. He will not let you.

He claims it’s because he wants to protect you just in case, but you probably know better.

He feels super threatened by having your dream guy around. He wanted to be your dream guy god dammit—

He’s gonna try his best to intimidate him by saying the dumbest stuff.

“Hahah! MC do you remember the time when I SPENT THE NIGHT IN YOUR ROOM WATCHING MOVIES WITH YOU?? That was SO MUCH FUN WASNT IT?”

“You remember the time we came up with that SUPER FUNNY INSIDE JOKE, MC??”

All his brothers will definitely call him out on it, but he’ll still deny it.

Leviathan

He’s the avatar of envy and he couldn’t be more jealous.

Hearing that stupid 2D guy get all of your praise when he wasn’t really here was enough, but now he really is here?!

He doesn’t believe he can even compete with him!

He’ll isolate himself in his room and let what happens happen. He will literally refuse to talk to you or your lil 2D man.

You’ll have to come in and talk to him.

“I thought you were his Henry now. Traitors can’t step foot in here!”

Reassure him that he’s still your best friend🥺

Satan

Doesnt care

He’ll go with the flow of the situation.

That doesn’t mean he won’t be super petty, though.

“MC, do you think that if he turns to the side he’ll be completely flat? Give us a spin, won’t you?”

“MC, surely you could do better than that.”

He actually enjoys this a bit.

Until he sees how you look at him.

Then he starts to actually try and compete. He refuses to be upstaged by some cartoon come to life!

By the time that the spell finally wears off, he’ll confess his love for you. He won’t apologize for throwing a spoon at your husbando though

Asmodeus

Is not threatened at all.

Not even the guy of your dreams could compete with how charming Asmo is!

In fact, he’ll flirt with him! He’s just being his wonderful self.

He’ll still sweep you right off your feet with just his words alone- showing you how you should be treated.

Nothing would really change, by the time the spell has worn off he’ll actually be sort of sad to have the extra hot company go.

Beelzebub

A bit sad, honestly

He’s jealous of how much you admire the character... he wishes you’d look at him the same way you look at the other guy

He respects you, though. So he’ll let you go with whatever makes you feel happy

He will try to get your attention on him though.

He’ll share his food with you and invite you out to restaurants more often than he usually would

He doesn’t want to share you :(

Belphgor

Like mammon, becomes your shadow.

He doesn’t do very much, but he will follow you around everywhere, not giving you a moment alone with your 2D love interest

After a while, he gets annoyed at the situation

He’ll confess to you right then and there

“I have feelings for you, MC, and I dont want to have to compete for your attention. Do you feel the same?”

He’ll be glad once the spell wears off. Now he has you all to himself 😼

[charliesimss]

Do every. Single. One. For. Issy.

ALL OF THEM

OKAY BUT YOU BETTER READ THEM ALL 😤

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? YeS, she's very close to her dads, they talk and facetime all the time. She's more distant from Gemma cause they've always had a strained relationship since she was given up for adoption !! And she doesnt have a relationship with her bio dad on account of duncan doesnt give a fuck 🙃

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? Probably her dad, Jayden when they were on the phone last night !

03: Do you regret anything? YeaH going to see her bio dad in hawaii :///

04: Are you insecure? She is sometimes, like about her height, but overall she's usually pretty confident.

05: What is your relationship status? SHE would say she's dating someone casually,,.,..,. despite being on like 1.5 dates 👀

06: How do you want to die? SHE's never thought of it !! But probably old age in bed next to her husband or wife or smth boring like that

07: What did you last eat? She ate lunch and probably just had smth like a salad or buffet style meal that the cafe serves all the time ?

08: Played any sports? She was in ballet for most of her school years, she tried soccer when she was about 6 and hated it !

09: Do you bite your nails? No

10: When was your last physical fight? She's probably never been in one cause she doesn't have siblings, and she isn't really the fighting type

11: Do you like someone? SHE DOOOOOO

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? Probably not, she's very vanilla, she might have done 24 as a challenge or smth in high school

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? No

14: Do you miss someone? Maybe her parents a little bit, but not so much that it bothers her

15: Have any pets? No:(

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? She's tired ! Front desk duties b doing that

17: Ever made out in the bathroom? No !!!!! Only couches/beds 18: Are you scared of spiders? Probably ://

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Yeah she would change a few choices she made during her senior year

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? Probably her house ?? Maybe a lil kissy on the front porch before he left (with like some bf in high school, she hasnt really had any kisses lately)

21: What are your plans for this weekend? She wants to make smores, thats about all shes planned

22: Do you want to have kids? How many? She wants like 3-5 tbh, big happy family unlike hers was !

23: Do you have piercings? How many? She has 4 I think

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? English/creative writing

25: Do you miss anyone from your past? No not really

26: What are you craving right now? SMOREs

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? No, she's never really had that serious of a relationship

28: Have you ever been cheated on? Not that she knows of 🥴

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Nope

30: What’s irritating you right now? Her job lol

31: Does somebody love you? Of course (its me)

32: What is your favorite color? Pink !

33: Do you have trust issues? No, unless too much trust is an issue

34: Who/what was your last dream about? She dreamed abt her and her siblings on a trip all grown up

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? Probably Gemma !

36: Do you give out second chances too easily? Yes !

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? Forget, she really doesnt know A Single Thing

38: Is this year the best year of your life? To her it's been one of the best, but knowing what I have planned, no its not the best

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 14

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? Noooo, only in her undies from skinny dipping maybe

(wheres 41-49???)

51: Favorite food? Ice cream, chocolates, and strawberries

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Lowkey she does. She's religious in a sense so she's faithful that things do 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? Turn her bathroom light on before she got into bed, so it would keep steve away !

54: Is cheating ever okay? She would probably justify it tbh, cause she'd let a guy walk all over her

55: Are you mean? NOOOo lmao

56: How many people have you fist fought? 0 these questions are so mean 😫

57: Do you believe in true love? Yeah absolutely

58: Favorite weather? Sunny, she misses her time in Hawaii

59: Do you like the snow? She doesnt mind it, hoes dont get cold

60: Do you wanna get married? Yes of course !

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? Yesss

62: What makes you happy? Her friends, her family, memes, dancing

63: Would you change your name? No she likes Isabelle

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? It would be a little awkward for her cause she hasn't seen him in a few years 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? She likes him back 👀

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? Yeah, she doesnt really hide who she truly is around anyone

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? Mason probs 👀

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Maybe aedan

69: Do you believe in soulmates? Yes for sure !!

70: Is there anyone you would die for? Her little siblings

OKAY ALL DONE WHEN YOU DROPPING YOURS GIRL

[nanasarea]

Lee Jeno as your idol bf

Genre: fluff

Pairing: jeno x idol!reader

Prompt: Jeno and you being the cutest duo

Request: Can i request maybe Jeno as your idol boyfriend?

Word count: 1348

Haechan /  Yuta / Mark /  Jaemin / Chenle / Renjun / Jisung / Jaehyun

you were a new sm rookie

so you saw each other a lot

but you never actually interacted

he had his busy schedule

and you spent most of your time practicing

but you whenever you saw him

your heart went boom

we got that boom boom boom boom boom 

but his does too

he was the mc when you debuted

he stood next to you when he introduced your group

yeeun was on the other side

and he had to give you some flowers

yeeun gave your band mate some too

but that didn’t stop him from blushing 

the dreamies teased him so much

he replays the video on youtube

like 25 times

fast forward to promotions

you go on a variety show 

it’s an sm special

so a few members from nct, your group, red velvet, so on

and the mc asks you for your ideal types

jeno gets shy instantly

“are you shy because she’s here?” - renjun

*cue to Renjun’s funeral*

he just smiles 

while mentally punching Renjun

but it’s okay 

because he physically punches Haechan when he said

“bro, you’ve had this crush since she was a rookie, man up.”

at least you don’t know it’s you, right?

haha wrong

Haechan is there what do you expect

he accidentally says you name when he explains Jeno’s crush

RIP Renhyuck when they get back to the dorms

mainly hyuck tho

your members tease you for it too 

because they know you have the biggest crush on him

“Jeno, it’s okay, y/n has a crush on you t-”

you end up putting your hand over their mouth a little too late

you know how irene is like almost everyone under sm’s mom?

she ends up setting you up 

“ah, young love.” 

“irene-noona, you’re acting like you’re 50″ -jeno

“shush, child.” -irene

you stay after practice to work on your dance

just so happens that jeno also planned to practice then

so you end up showing off to each other

and flirting

very shy flirting 

because he gets flustered when either of you say anything

or do anything

he gets so red when you bring up the variety show

you end up just sitting on the floor

and talking the whole night

yes, the whole night

mark walks in to start practice

“I didn’t know anyone was going to be here this early.”

“early?”

“it’s 7am?”

cue looking at each other and getting flustered

thankfully mark came for 127 practice

yours don’t start until 3

and Jeno’s doesn’t start till 6

so you end up getting some coffee 

at this point, you’ve spent 12 hours together

but neither of you are ready to say goodbye

sure, you ran out of things to say

but was that going to stop either of you?

hahahahaha no

you end up going back to your dorms for lunch time

because both of your members were worried

and you hadn’t showered last night

and you had practice

so by this point, you needed one

but before going your separate ways

he gets your number

obviously

and you give it to him

obviously

you haven’t even been seeing each other for 3 weeks

but the fans know

the fans know everything

with like almost no proof

you go out and invite some friends to avoid a dating scandal?

they see right through it

even with hats, sunglasses and masks?

they recognize based on your height

so sm’s like “yes, they are dating, now shut the fuck up”

fans: we been knew tho

ok so remember when

chenle: jaemin mom, jeno dad

well

congrats, you’ve just adopted a whole group of chaotic crackhead

not that you mind

you love them

jisung even starts calling you his parent

casually

jaemin is like highkey annoyed

first you steal his boyfriend, now his son?

but it’s okay

because you also steal his heart

believe it or not, he’s your number 1# shipper

you were shocked but not surprised

bc like you two do be cute

going on vlive together like all the time

mainly voice only

bc “babe, i have no makeup on.”

“jeno, literally stfu, you look perfect”

“aww, babe.”

renjun throwing up in the bg

i’m not saying he would want to match 

but he would lowkey want to match

you’d end up asking jaemin to take like 879 pictures

jaemin lowkey loves it

but he still complains

you have to buy him coffee for his hard work

your ig account being filled with cute pics like

“ootd w/ babe”

you mention jsmr to him once

and he starts doing them again

even features you on one of them

he just stares at you the whole time

did you actually do a good job with the asmr?

do you think he cares?

you’re cute, 

he’s whipped,

you could scream into the mic and he’d be like

“omg, that was amazing”

whipped jeno whipped jeno whipped jeno whipped jeno whipped jeno

oh and 

did i mention whipped jeno?

your comeback teaser came out like 3 seconds ago?

he’s already watched it 5 times

screenshots every frame with you in it

fanboys

then proceeds to fanboy to you

“bABE YOU LOOK TOO GOOD, YOU’RE PAYING FOR MY MEDICAL BILL BC I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK”

daily snaps from him when you both have schedules

sometimes even from hyuck teasing him

sends a photo of jeno on his phone

with a picture of you in a thought bubble over his head

“y/n, we love you, but we need to be on stage in 2 minutes and he’s still on his phone talking to you. stop.”

so he might have bought your album like 34 times

he didn’t get your photocard

and he was going to get your photocard

sure, he could have just bought the photocard somewhere on ebay

but no, he wanted to get it in the album

he finally does and sends you a snap 

posing with the card 

40 albums in the bg

“finally got yours, babe :) “

he’s too precious

you end up rapping his verse once on tv

he has the video saved on his phone

watches it before bed

and when he wakes up

“renjun, look at this one fancam, i can’t”

“damn”

“huang rENJUN, THAT IS MINE”

jealous jeno? 

jealous jeno

he respects you and knows you’re only his

but he still gets a tiny bit jealous when you interact with other idols

hears a new rookie group member say you’re his idol type

“nOPE, BUDDY, THAT’S MY LINE”

reassuring him that he’s your one and only

you come to his concert

you sit with his 127 and wayv members

you’re expecting a cute family friendly concert

until he starts making dream show

a strip show

doyoung’s just like

“so, my son is grounded now”

johnny just nudges you and smirks

you end up blushing 

like a lot

he has a secret fan account

and so do you but shhh he doesnt know 

ends up liking a tweet on his main account

by accident

and now everyone knows

you tease him

the dreamies tease him

doyoung scolds him

and then teases him

back to him being an mc

you just had a comeback

and he secretly holds your hand behind your backs

but it’s not secretly

because everyone sees

and it’s okay

bc it’s cute af

you end up doing an sm station together

you wrote the song together

about each other

so you spend a lot of time in the studio

messing around

you try and write some lyrics

but get distracted by him playing guitar

you just stare at him

and he gets so shy when he notices

the mv is filled with cute videos of you two

there’s this one scene where he does something very cheesy

and renhyuck end up recreating it

to tease you two

but you don’t care

you’re too whipped for each other 

to sum it up: your most frequent view is his eye smile and you’re not even mad, because you’re just as whipped for him as he is for you

hi, i love jeno 🥺