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the-casbah-way · 7 months
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i’ve talked before about the fact that i like imagining down then left kahmunrah having some fancy rich fashion designer husband, and originally i was going to have this come up in the fic for plot related reasons (and the husband was going to be napoleon because i thought that would be funny) but the reason i ended up taking it out is because i became more obsessed with the idea of kahmunrah and al meeting each other through octavius and ahkmenrah and then ending up having a thing together but i didn’t have space to leave it in the fic
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slashingdisneypasta · 4 years
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NATM 2 Observations / Screencaps
I was looking through NATM 2 screencaps and here are some observations I thought were notable ^^ Click pictures to get a proper look at their expressions: 
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Ivan RUNS. I don't know why this surprises me, but he’s a good runner- look at him. Al’s trying to hunch his shoulders so his damn jacket doesn't fly off. 
And Napoleon’s just speed walking- because someone as elegant and handsome as he does not run! Are you crazy?
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As we know from Ivan standing up for Napoleon at the end, Ivan doesn't appreciate Al’s picking on those he deems less competent or strong, so this face reads: I swear to god Alphonse if you hurt little funky bobblehead man one more time I will bop you on the head with my staff. 
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It’s rhetorical. 
Kah’s reactions are the best XD He’s the definition of ‘done’. 
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Al’s going ‘Yeah pft, Ivan. Come on. It was rhetorical. I totally knew that and you didn’t you dummy’. 
Napoleon is also there, still posing for Vogue. 
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Such a smug gremlin face, its adorable XD 
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Jeremy Irons / Scar voice: I’m surrounded by idiots... 
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How could this plan have gone so horrible wrong... 
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Ivan tends to always look for the tablet / goal first. He’s much less inclined to make things personal, as Napoleon and Al are (They look at Larry almost immediately and look murderous). This is but one reason why I love him. 
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Al’s very posture does something to me... 
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Al is very concerned about Larry wanting to give Napoleon the tablet XD Like, are you sure buddy? A big funny looking hat does not a stable person make, man. 
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Al: Neener neener!-
Napoleon: AHHHHHHHHH
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kerblackthorn · 3 years
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Donning the Mask of the Mastriss: An Adaptation of the Rite of the Headless One/Stele of Jeu
Bathe, then tie a Bull Rush, the leaf of a Cattail, or a strip of Goat skin on your head with the formula pictured above written on it.
Face North and gaze up towards Orion, stretching the emblem across your forehead from one of your temples to the other and reciting the six names written on the leaf:
“AÔTH ABRAÔTH BASYM ISAK SABAÔTH IAÔ” (Pronounced: “AH-OATuh AHB-RAH-OATuh BAH-SOOM EE-SAHK SAH-BAH-OATuh YAH-OH”).
Then recite:
“Make all spirits become subject to me, so that every spirit, no matter where they dwell—that they who dwell within the stars and planets, the winds, the lands, the depths, and the waters would all be obedient to me, and every enchantment and power that is under the dominion of the Mastriss of this World be under my control.”
Now, read aloud the summoning of the Mastriss of all Sorcery:
“I call to You, Headless Hunter Akephalon, who shapes the Sky and the Earth, who separated Night and Day, beautiful Ruler Who dies and is reborn each year—none have ever seen Your true face, Mastriss OSORONNOPHRIS (pronounced: “AH-SAH-RAHN-NAH-PuhREES)! You are IABAS (pronounced: “YAH-BAHS”)! You are IAPOS (pronounced: “YAH-POSE”)! You are the true God of this world, the one Who humans have long said of, “I’ve found the One!” yet few have.
Because You dwell in the middle, You show good from evil, just from unjust, dividing pleasure from pain. You made men and women as the divine Sun and Moon, Your eyes; revealing seed and fruit and teaching humankind how to plant and harvest, you manifest Your presence. You make people love or hate one another as is Your good pleasure, spreading Your madness to the ends of the Earth.
I am Solomon the King/Moses the Mageia/Isobel Gowdie the Witch (insert whichever mystical occultist you’d like here), Your seer in the Dark Glimmering Land Below to whom You have revealed Your Mysteries celebrated by the scholars of Alexandria; You cause the rains to fall and the mist to rise, the breeze to evaporate, and provide nourishment for all. Hear me, for I am the angelic messenger of PHAPRO OSORONNOPHRIS (pronounced: “PuhAH-PRAH AH-SAH-RAHN-NAH-PuhREES), which is Your true name, handed down to the prophets of Ees-rah-el!
ARBATHIAÔ REIBET ATHELEBERSÊTH ARA BLATHA ALBEU EBENPHCHI CHITASGOÊ IBAÔTH IAÔ! (Pronounced: “AHR-BAHTuh-EE-AH-OH RAY-BET AH-TuhEL-EH-BEHR-SAYTuh AH-RAH BLAH-TuhAH AHL-BEH-OO EH-BEN-Puh-KuhEE KuhEE-TAHS-GAH-AYE EE-BAH-OATuh YAH-OH”)!
Listen to me and turn away all spirits contrary to my sorceries and my health! I call upon You emptied of breath, Old One, for I am in awe of Your might! AROGOGOROBRAÔ SOCHOU MODORIÔ PHALARCHAÔ OOO (Pronounced: “AH-RAH-GAH-GAH-RAH-BRAH-OH SAH-KuhEW MAH-DAH-REE-OH PuhAH-LAHR-KuhAH-OH AAHH”). Windswept Headless Hunter, deliver me, (Full Name), son/daughter of (Mother’s Maiden Name), from all spirits which restrain me, ROUBRIAÔ MARI ÔDAM BAABNABAÔTH ASS ADÔNAI APHNIAÔ ITHÔLÊTH ABRASAX AÊÔÔY (Pronounced: “REW-BREE-AH-OH MAH-REE OH-DAHM BAHHB-NAH-BAH-OATuh AHSS AH-DOH-NIGH AHPuh-NEE-AH-OH EETuh-OH-LAYTuh AH-BRAH-SAHKS AH-AYE-OOOH-OO”)—mighty Headless Hunter, deliver me (Repeat Your’ Name As Above) from all spirits and powers that restrain me!
MABARRAIÔ IOÊL KOTHA ATHOREBALÔ ABRAÔTH (Pronounced: “MAH-BAHR-RAH-EYE-OH YAH-ALE KAH-TuhAH AH-TuhAH-REH-BAH-LOW AH-BRAH-OATuh”), deliver me (Repeat Your’ Name As Above), AÔTH ABRAÔTH BASYM ISAK SABAÔTH IAÔ! (Pronounced: “ AH-OATuh AH-BRAH-OATuh BAH-SOOM EE-SAHK SAH-BAH-OATuh YAH-OH”)!
The Mastriss is the Ruler of the Spirits; They are the Ruler of the World, the Wild Man, Azazel Who stole the blacksmith’s tools, Prometheus Who stole the fire, Who taught humans the civilized arts, Baal Hadad with the voice of the Storm; all the Winds obey Your command and call out, “my Liege!”; You can create all things by the utterance of the Words of Power which You know!
Liege, Mastriss, Helper, Good Skin-Walker, fill my soul with Fire, IEOU PYR IOU PYR IAÔT IAÊÔ IOOU ABRASAX SABRIAM OO YY EY OO YY ADÔNAIE (Pronounced: “YEH-EW POOER YEW POOER YAH-OAT YAH-AYE-OH YAAH-OO AHB-RAH-SAHKS SAH-BREE-AHM AAH OOOO EH-OO AAH OOO AH-DOH-NIGH-EH”).
Hurry, hurry, Good Goblins of the Huntsman, ANLALA LAI GAIA APA DIACHANNA CHORYN (Pronounced: “AHN-LAH-LAH LIE GUY-AH AHP-AH DEE-AH-KuhAHN-NAH KuhAH-ROON”).
I am the Master/Mistress of Spirits and Beasts with eyes in My feet! I am the Turnskin Trickster Who has stolen the immortal Fire! I am the Good Judge Who hates the injustice of humankind! I am the lightning and My voice is the thunder that announces My will! I am the rainfall that fertilizes the Earth! I am the One Whose mouth is always flaming! I am the One Who creates and destroys! Fate favors Me: I am the apple of the Dark Mother’s breast! My name is Heart-Encircled-by-a-Serpent! Let them come forth and follow Me!”
This rite invokes the names of the Mastriss, the Skin-Walking Ruler of the Spirits, for a delegation of Their authority. Out of Her love for Her Child even the Dark Mother may bend Her pronouncements of Fate through the use of this rite. This being, called “Pan” among so many other names, was said to elicit the joyous laughter of all the gods. By the mere pronouncement of it, spirits may suddenly manifest and be plainly seen and the sorcerous conjurer may even soar gloriously into the very Depths, meeting the Strange Beings there. It will cause any spirits trying to keep you in the dark, any powers which are casting their glamour upon you, and anything opposed to your sorcerous work and Night flights to depart. It will give you the intuitive knowledge necessary to put on the body of the Double and walk about. Any evocation of any spirit will become successful to you, and hedge-walking will become as simple as waking from sleep. You may meet your Guardian Paredros Angel and/or have a visit from the “Man in Black” by the pronouncement of it alone.
The most important aspect of this is the timing of it. In the Northern Hemisphere, it must be done just before sunrise in August and September, around 4 am in October, 1 am in November, 11 pm in December, 9 pm in January, 7 pm in February, just after sunset in March and April, afternoon in May, noon in June, and mid-morning in July. Do the rite EVERY DAY until you are successful in it, which will be quite obvious when success is won. You should also be performing Dark Communions out of worship to the Mastriss as a payment for this authority. You should never perform the rite on either solstice, since Orion is headed by the Sun at the Summer Solstice and the Moon at the Winter Solstice, and it would therefore be sacrilegious to refer as such. Performing the rite on the day after the Full Moon in December is a very powerful time for its performance, as the energy is high and Orion is newly beheaded.
It should be noted that Orion was said by the Aztecs to be the final cause of the world’s end. Each year, at the rising of Orion in August, they performed ceremonies that lasted through the Winter period designed to forestall the world’s end. The Mayan doomsday clock is based on these stars. The constellation is the inspiration for the engineering of the pyramids at Giza, Gobekli Tepe, and the seven ancestral Hopi cities. In Aramaic, the constellation is called “Nephila”, and is said to be the creator of the Nephilim, who are, of course, the parentage of the witches, progenitors of the witch-blood.
This rite is based on that of the “Stele of Jeu”, PGM V. 96-172.
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triscribe · 7 years
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A Theory of Family, Ch. 2
I get the feeling I’m gonna end up posting all of it here bit by bit, I just know it...
A Theory of Family
Blade of Marmora member Kexra crash-lands on a backwater planet after a mission gone wrong; she is found and looked after by a native lifeform named Allen Kogane. More than twenty years later, a Luxite blade and a pair of military dog tags help their children put the pieces together.
Characters: Keith Kogane, Acxa, Keith’s Dad, OC (Keith’s Mom)
Chapter Two
Scowling at the block of wood held tightly in his fist, Allen again scraped his pocket knife down its length. Another thin layer peeled away, yet still, the wood refused to reveal what shape laid within.
“Ji’tarus galdir keh khit?”
Allen nearly jumped out of his skin. Standing only inches away from him was his alien guest, who peered at the block in confusion.
“Ye gods, woman, don’t do that!” Only after he took a few deep breaths to calm himself did the man answer what he thought to be her question. “I’m carving. Hobby of mine, when I need to take my mind off of other things for a while.”
Slowly, the alien nodded. She then motioned at his hands. “Kreen’tu.”
“Is that what you call it? Kreen-too?”
“Vorkoz Zal,” his guest sighed, rolling her eyes. “Ji’nashus suun dan bais’kin izin kah khit daib ah kiriskan?”
“I guess not, then.”
Huffing, she nodded her head in agreement, before mimicking his carving movements with her hands. “Kreen’tu.”
Allen blinked at her. “You... Want me to teach you?” He got a shrug. “Alright, well, I’m using a softwood at the moment - easier to cut into with my little knife. The inner grain of each piece is always different, and usually after peeling away the outer layers I can get a sense of what shape is hiding within, ready to come to life.”
The man carved as he spoke, relaxing despite his guest’s close scrutiny. After explaining the basics, he fell silent, just letting her observe while he worked. It wasn’t long until a shape did emerge - easy flowing lines turning into distinct limbs tucked against a smooth body, the thick neck and head raised above them.
Once Allen put the final touches on the curving figure of the tail, he held it out for his awed audience’s inspection. “Here on Earth, this is what we call a ‘lion’. Or, well, ‘lioness’ actually, since I didn’t give her a mane.”
“Gapurin,” the alien breathed, a clawed finger hovering over the wood.
“You can have it, if you want.”
Instantly, she took it from Allen’s offering hands, to turn it every which way in the light and study each detail. In the meantime, he reached for the bag sitting by his feet to pull out another wood block. When his guest noticed this, she made an excited noise, grabbing at the belt slung over her shoulder. Allen was hard-pressed not to laugh when she pulled out her sword, the one his guest had refused to relinquish once she’d recovered from her injuries enough to start carrying again.
His amusement died away into shock when the weapon glowed, suddenly shrinking down into a handheld knife.
“...Well alright then,” he said, placing a block into her outstretched hand. The alien carefully set down her lioness, then sat on the dusty ground with an expectant expression. Chuckling, Allen moved to crouch beside her and made sure she held both blade and wood correctly.
It took more than a little work, considering her first few tries were made attempting to force the carving to take the shape she wanted, but soon enough she was finding the inner forms and letting them come to the surface.
“That’s great!” Allen exclaimed over her fourteenth creation - some sort of flower, the likes of which he’d never seen, but the details of which were very well done. “We’ll turn you into a master carver in no time, or my name isn’t Allen Kogane!”
His grin faded a bit as his guest tilted her head at him, looking surprised. Before he could ask what was wrong, it was her turn to surprise him.
“Al-en Ko-gan-eh,” she said, reaching up a hand to place on his chest. Then she pulled it back to set on her own. “Kexra. Da’nisir keh Kexra.”
He frowned, puzzling over it for a moment before the inevitable lightbulb went off. “Kexra? That’s your name?”
She nodded, and they smiled at one another.
The lioness and the flower sat side by side on the ground between them.
Kexra’s Daibazali:
Ji’tarus galdir keh khit? - What action is this?
Kreen’tu - Continue
Vorkoz Zal - (A plea to the mythical Galra progenitor)
Ji’nashus suun dan bais’kin izin kah khit daib ah kiriskan - Why did I have to land on this planet of idiots?
Gapurin - Beautiful
Da’nisir keh Kexra - My name is Kexra
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itsalycenotalice · 7 years
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Five-0 Redux: A warning from McGarrett’s past reminds us of what matters most
By Wendie Burbridge / Special to the Star-Advertiser May 6, 2017
For the most part, fans watch “Hawaii Five-0” for more than just the pretty scenery,  shoot-em-up action, and intense drama. Not that viewers don’t enjoy that part of the hit television show, it seems as if they want more than just a typical police procedural.
Earlier this week, I was talking to former principal and personnel director of Hawaii’s public schools, Wendell Staszkow, about “Hawaii Five-0.” Like most Hawaiians, Staszkow watched the original Jack Lord, James MacArthur, and Kam Fong version, which aired from 1968 to 1980. Today, as an “ex-pat” living in Las Vegas where he works as an admissions counselor for UNLV, he watches the reboot to get a weekly dose of his island home– and because his daughter writes this column. While we were talking on the phone last Sunday, he said the best thing in all my years of writing about the show.
“Sometimes I want to watch “Hawaii Five-0” just to see them chase the bad guys, lock ‘em up, and then go have a beer,” he said.
I had to laugh. I’ve had fans around the world tell me what they like and love about the show, but my dad wins the “best fan quote” award in seven seasons. Because while the plot my father presents is simple, easy, with no frills– these are usually the kind of episodes many of us enjoy the most. Sure, we like the car chases, and the gun fights, and the funny subplots with our secondary characters– but all in all, give us the good guys catching the bad guys, add a pau hana beer to the mix, and that is a great show.
So this week’s episode had me a little trepidatious. The episode, written by Rob Hanning and directed by Krishna Rao, was titled “He keʻu na ka ʻalae a Hina” which means “a croaking by Hina’s mudhen.” The title comes from a traditional ʻōlelo noʻeau, or Hawaiian proverb, that means “a warning of trouble, as the cry of a mudhen at night is a warning of distress.”  The cry of distress comes from Naser Salaam (Omid Abtahi), an inmate at Gitmo, who McGarrett (Alex O’Loughlin) once showed great kindness to after he was captured by McG’s SEAL team ten years earlier.
Salaam asks McGarrett to come to Guantanamo Bay, so he can tell him in person about an impending terrorist attack on Oʻahu. He tells McG that if there is anyone who McGarrett loves on Oʻahu, “to get them off the island, and get them off now.” When McGarrett brings the news to his team, they are beyond skeptical. Yet, McGarrett feels that Salaam is paying McG back for the way McG treated him when he was being interrogated for information.
I loved the flashback scenes between McG and Salaam. While they were painful to watch, as Salaam has obviously been beaten and tortured, it is McGarrett’s actions that make the scenes between them so important. McG treats him with dignity. He brings him a prayer rug, allowing him ten minutes to pray. He gives him a meal after he has not been fed for a week, even though he is reprimanded by the CIA Operative (Terrell Clayton), who is in charge of gaining intel from Salaam. He sits with Salaam, speaking to the prisoner like a man and not as his enemy. He brings Salaam water as it is obvious he has not had any in days. It’s implied that McGarrett has brought Salaam clean clothing that also covers him appropriately for his prayer time. All of this tells us that McGarrett has tried very hard to treat Salaam decently, with respect, and kindness.
O’Loughlin is always so good in these intimate scenes. He can tell you so much with his eyes and his face. When he removes his ski mask, so that Salaam will see his face, we know he means to gain the man’s trust. As McG talks to him and spends time with him– man to man– rather than enemy to enemy, we can see how his actions reveal his desire to show Salaam that not all men are cruel.
Likewise, Abtahi is equally as strong in each scene, using his eyes to tell more of his character’s story. His character doesn’t speak much, just watches McGarrett for clues on how he is expected to act. It was intriguing to watch the two men play off each other. Both O’Loughlin and Abtahi make these simple, stripped down, scenes work on a much deeper level.
It is this strong use of these quiet scenes, peppered between the bigger and bolder scenes of action, and the Five-0 team chasing the bad guys, that help to make the episode so strong. It is in these scenes, with no special effects or stunts, where we can see how well “Hawaii Five-0” tells a story.
For me, it’s what saves the story. The impending terrorist attack seems so unlikely. Yet when it is coupled with the flashback scenes, showing the development of Salaam’s admiration of McGarrett, that helped to give the terrorist plotline a much stronger frame of reference.
While the Five-0 team chase down Salaam’s tip– to search for intelligence using the code name or phrase “Cain Allah.” With Jerry’s (Jorge Garcia) outside-the-box thinking they realize that perhaps it was an attempt at pronouncing Hawaiian words. So the closest to the word “cain” would be the word “kane” (pronounced kah-nay) or Hawaiian god of the sky, and instead of “Allah” the phrase “ala” as in “the way of”– which means, as McGarrett translates, “the way of the sky.”  
Lou (Chi McBride) and Kono (Grace Park) search a travel agency, Ala O Kane, and find that it is actually a front for a “Hawala” which is a traditional way used in the Muslim world to transfer money. It was a way for families to send money home and is mostly based on trust and honor. Yet the team finds all of the paper records of transactions and quickly send the names to Chin (Daniel Dae Kim) who finds a link to a supposed suspect, Adnan Khalid (Nick Shakoour). Khalid is a naturalized American citizen living and teaching in Hawaiʻi, and as they search for him the show gets to turn on their high-powered action.
Five-0 storms Khalid’s house and find a planted video that announces Jihad and the reason for the terrorist attack. The video is set to be uploaded at 6:20 that evening, but they still do not know where Khalid could be. Lou and McG stake out a mosque in Mānoa and have Chin call his burner phone– as it rings, the two chase the owner of the phone, only to have him try and escape on a motorcycle before he is fatally t-boned by an oncoming car.
Once McG turns him over, they realize it was not Khalid they were chasing, but someone else. Seems as if Khalid is being framed to make it look like he is the one orchestrating the terrorist attack. As Lou and McG continue to search for a possible target, they find a photo on the dead bad guy’s burner phone and make a connection to an empty downtown office building.
They think it’s odd that an empty building is going to be attacked. But as they head toward the building, Lou sees that it is in the flight path of oncoming planes. Chin checks all 6:20 flights and realizes that a Marine, who was killed trying to arrest a high-ranking Al Qaeda leader, along with several members of his unit, are on a flight arriving shortly after 6:20. It is also scheduled to fly right over the empty office building.  
I think this is where I start to notice the extreme difference of the stunt work of the show versus what it was just a few episodes ago. Stunt coordinator Eric Norris is obviously a complete professional, but his stunts are far more violent and brutal than they have been in the past. While I don’t normally mention that, I sometimes think perhaps too much violence doesn’t work for this show. We want our team to live and not limp– or have so many black eyes. I’m not trying to be a baby– but really, does McG have to get beat up so bad every week? His shiner at the end was awful. Kudos to the make-up team because it looked so real, I hurt for the guy.
So the team realizes that the terrorist attack is that they are going to shoot down the plane filled with innocent civilians and marines– and race to the roof to stop it from happening. McG ends up crawling up the side of the office building, using little more than the fingerhold ledges, to make it onto the roof. I suppose good shoes and gloves helped. Kono and Lou have a standard shootout with two goons protecting the roof access door, so the real terrorist can shoot down the plane with an over the shoulder rocket launcher.
Once McG gets to the roof, the fight that ensues is not at all pretty. McG stabs a knife into the bad guy’s groin and takes a few good punches before he finally just picks up the rocket launcher. When he blows our unnamed bad guy to dust with a well-aimed rocket, we’re pretty excited/shocked/surprised. Good thing the building was empty because the rocket sure left a mark, as well as a small fiery crater.  
I suppose that means that my dad got his way this week. Five-0 did chase some very bad guys; they saved the innocent, the framed Khalid; they stopped the terrorists from killing the Marines who were bringing their hero friend home; they had a couple of high-speech car chases and cool gunfights; there was a motorcycle stunt; McGarrett risked his life crawling up the side of a building and engaged in some slick hand-to-hand combat–  before taking someone out with a rocket launcher.
And the team ended up having beers and shrimp fried rice at Kamekona’s, where we also tied up the humorous moment of the episode. Humor is always important for an episode and this week didn’t disappoint with Gerard Hirsch (the beloved Willie Garson) returning to again ask Kono to come to his rescue. This time, Adam (Ian Anthony Dale) helped Hirsch with a business plan to expand his crime scene cleaning business. Adam helps him rewrite the plan and shows it to Kamekona (Taylor Wily). Kamekona gives Hirsch the money to expand, thus becoming his partner in cleaning up crime.
So, Dad, you win. This week’s episode had all the parts you like– but it also had the kind of scenes that reveal so much about the character of Five-0. It is those moments that help to show the deep feeling of justice that McGarrett upholds no matter what he faces or what returns from his past.
SOURCE - http://www.staradvertiser.com/2017/05/06/features/five-0-redux/warning-mcgarretts-past-reminds-us-matters/
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