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dravidious · 7 months

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"Your honor, the prosecution would like to call the next witness to the stand."

"Mr Murder claims to have seen the entire crime personally."

"Your honor... With all due respect, that's a bird. You can't call a bird as a witness! Furthermore..."

"As as the previous witness revealed earlier, several black feathers were found on the victim's body. This makes Mr Murder look like far more than just a witness. The defense would like to accuse Mr Murder of being the true killer!"

"Mr Wright, the last time we had a bird at the witness stand, you were the one wanted to cross-examine it. And we're all well aware of the black feathers. Let's hear what Mr Murder has to say before throwing around accusations. Now then, Mr Murder, please state your name and occupation."

"You will die on the twelfth of April, 2038, 11:31 am."

In other news, an expansion on disturb cards!

And now that we've got a nice chain going, let's string them all together!

#asks #custom cards #had trouble with the names so i didn't think about it too hard #also i set the mana cost of Search for Reincarnation to 1 and just. forgot to update it after i came up with the ability #though exiling cards with disturb takes a long time so it's not like you can use this to make a powerful early-game beatstick #though there's probably definitely some way to exile a ton of cards from your library to power it up #but eh whatever you deserve the reward #just like with Colossus Hammer and all the ways you can cheat to attach it for free #anyway i made Overruled because A) the idea of a counterspell with addendum is funny #and B) because the most ethical use of a counterspell is to counter a counterspell #as seen by my Double Negative card #and countering counterspells is basically the only way to addendum Overruled #or if your opponent plays a removal spell in response to your aura or something #but in any case Overruled is basically “stop messing with my plays”#“this is MY turn. not yours. wait your turn like a good planeswalker or i'll whack you with my gavel”

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