#k byeeeee

[iamthecomet]

Comet's stoned thought of the night (that has probably already been said before): Rain and Dew, floating around on their backs in the lake. Naked. Holding on to each other like otters.

Only they're not holding hands. They're holding each other's dicks.

[dude-wheres-makar]

Okay so

But if I pick the second one, I may seperate

Wait I got polls....stupid

[thwipped]

please draw thor again! i miss your drawings

hi im so glad you like my thor art 🥺 i will def draw him again soon but i am taking a bit of a break. as per the last ask i answered abt him a while ago, the recent film left more to be desired personally. so i think i'm stepping away for a little. but trust me i miss him too and i can never go too long without doodling him :')

[magnus-the-maqnificent]

does temporary amnesia count as lovers to enemies cause that one is pain.

like magnus actually erasing his memories and treating alec like any shadow hunter he loathes.

then getting his memories back and guilt, shame, grief.

then too much pain to get back together so slowly healing.

then maybe lovers again.

slow pain.

ANON ;-;

Okay okay uhm what if actually this happens sometime after they're married, or atleast after they got Max??? Maybe a greater demon takes away Magnus’s memories instead??? Idk how this could work, cause there's gonna be a lot of evidence of Magnus and Alec's relationship and that would take this story from lovers to enemies to plain slow burn falling back in love, which is nice but we want lovers to atleast one sided enemies SO we're gonna ignore the evidence and focus on breaking Alec's heart when he realises that the man he loves suddenly hates him for no reason.

And and and and baby Max!! Maybe Magnus is out for a stroll or something and he sees Alec playing in the park with Max but his first instinct is to freak out cause there's a Shadowhunter with a baby warlock and it results in this whole mess and Max is bawling by the end of it and Catarina or some other warlocks have to interfere and drag Magnus away and Alec is just thoroughly wrecked and. HURT :') (haha yes I have issues :'))

And then later, yes, slow healing and then back to lovers :')

so much pain :')

Tagging @high-warlock-of-brooklyn cause I feel like you're gonna like this

[bakerolivias-archived]

elena looking elijah in his face and lying to him is the perfect conflict for them though. everything for them is about honor and trust, but they both also strongly value family, and elena’s plot to kill klaus involves protecting her own family’s safety/interests. it’s these kinds of morally ambiguous behaviors that make elena so interesting tbh.

it’s different from her daggering rebekah, because while there was a potential for a friendship there, to elena killing klaus took priority, and she couldn’t “leave anything to chance.” she uses her powers of empathy for both good and evil at the same time - to deceive/hurt the originals and people who could be her allies, but also pose threats to her family’s well being. elena simultaneously regretted and not regretted daggering rebekah because they haven’t established as much of a relationship, based on any kind of loyalty and trust - which doesn’t mean elena doesn’t feel for rebekah though. she’s empathetic and compassionate and kind, but she’s also smart and ruthless.

and even though elijah and elena shared a deeper connection, elena still broke his trust because once again, she was playing a greater game. however, she deeply feels remorse for this because elijah doesn’t, in her opinion, deserve this treatment. nonetheless: she did what she felt she had to do, and elijah might understand that in time, but a greater part of him will feel betrayed by a woman who he considers a friend, ally, and equal.

[scottishstoner]

people be insulted some people read johnny and ponyboy as gay or something when johnny was like *kills for him* *helps him all the time* *forced to run away together after they just talked about actually running away together* *longing looks* *no interest in women* and johnny is like i never saw colours in the sky until you pointed them out and ponyboy starts reciting a fucking poem??? excuse me?????

[lieshot]

@griim​ asked:  “We’re married.”     ↳ send we’re married for my muse to wake up in an alternate universe where our   muses are married

At first, he thought nothing of it. It wasn’t the first time he had crashed at her house, waking up and practically stumbling out of the bedroom as he still struggled to wake up. But there were tiny differences that began to catch his sharp eyes. That table in the hallways hadn’t been there before. Since when were there flowers on the coffee table? Tiny details that began to spark the idea that something wasn’t RIGHT. Just enough to shake him out of his sleepiness, enough to make the archer all the more alert to his surroundings and the things he had almost missed. And, overall, the BIGGER PICTURE began to sink in that this place wasn’t the same as the one he had gone to sleep in the previous night. Pictures lining the walls of the two of them. Some separate, some together. And analyzing them closer, the familiar face seemed so much HAPPIER. Perhaps not completely, there was still that hint in her eyes that Barney had become accustomed to, that he would so easily catch when she tried to hide it. But she was certainly different. And he seemed the same, smiling so often but something still just slightly OFF in the way a normal person might appear, something so weary behind the eyes.

And then there was the wedding photo. It stopped him in his tracks, blue eyes staring only at it. There they were, together in a way he hadn’t imagined before. Here, wherever that was, they were MARRIED. Together and not something Barney had really even considered before. There weren’t others around, probably some private ceremony if they were even remotely similar to the world he knew. His hair cut shorter, appearing so PROPER. And her, shining and dazzling in her black and white gown. A far cry from the world he knew for both of them.

He found her in the kitchen at the table, the man leaning against the doorframe as he just watched her. Taking apart several guns to clean and reassemble them, Barney catching sight of his bow and arrows propped against the wall. Clearly they still held the same professions wherever this was. Apparently they couldn’t catch a break, no matter what world they were in.

Barney had never really given much thought to it. He and Gemma were close, closer than he had been with anyone in decades. One of the few people that could understand him just as he could understand her. One of the only people he ever felt he could fully TRUST and that accepted him as a whole rather than picking him apart. Apparently here, wherever he might be, they were even CLOSER. He wondered where the differences were. What made them so much closer?

There was no denying the brief pang of JEALOUSY in his chest before it dissipated.

❝  Gemma,  ❞  he called softly. Maybe that wasn’t even the name he called her here, but his mind was left both dazed and running a thousand miles a minute trying to wrap his head around everything. How had he even gotten here? Where was here? Maybe this was all just some vivid hallucination or he was off dying in the real world.   ❝   Are you—— are you HAPPY?  ❞  The words came out without even a thought, slipping past his lips as he tried to make sense of it all. He couldn’t help but wonder, was she really? He was far from an IDEAL man, probably the same in this world if the tiny clues were correct.

[1d-afterparty]

Actually I hope Liam never stops this aesthetic he's doing for sunshine era. I hope he never removes tht lil "☀️" from his bio. I hope he never stops posting pictures of himself looking like he's on top of the world with positive captions. Liam said sunshine is the song he's written the post on and my days does it show in terms of his positivity and warmth and I never want it to end

[athenahex]

Na, you said I hate you..

so now I don’t like you..

see how that works..

[hrhstateofgrace]

oh i forgot to mention it on here (i am keeping track on twitter though) i am still keeping track of hintz and gurianov’s ice time because i am that petty bitch.

and gurianov still didn’t reach 15 minutes of ice time. he was at 14:37. hintz reached 18:14.

[tbh-entp]

which one do u ship more?

entp x intj OR entp x infj?

Well helloo

I ship girl ENTP x boy INFJ and boy ENTP x girl INTJ. Facts on facts on facts on facts on facts. But aCTUALLY it really all depends on the cog function stack. ENTPs are pretty compatible with like everybody and those who we aren’t compatible with have to do with our personal stacking. Also gender norms and culture and nurture stuff change thangs.

And there’s my soap box.

[cosmicsynchronicity]

"Be sure" huh?

Brb going to a different world

Ignore the fact it says fridge is closed

@seananmcguire 's wayward children series prepared me for doors that say "be sure" on them and considering i just got through the first 2 recently its fresh on my mind