#k's life updates

[thatndginger]

had to explain to a customer my policy of "reckless kindness" today

is the thing I'm doing probably not what I'm supposed to? yeah. am I gonna do it anyway because it makes your life a little softer? for sure

so no I won't charge for those three pages of passport forms you're clearly stressing about. I will spend that extra ten minutes editing your file to make it look exactly how you want. I will throw whatever discount I can onto that order, or "forget" to charge for part of it

because this job sucks sometimes and life sucks all the time, and knowing that I made it suck just a little less is all I can take home some days

also breaking the rules. breaking the rules is always fun

[no-psi-nan]

Why Akechi & Aiura weren't around while Saiki was “powerless” (canon) (real)

Why they didn't have lipstick on in the meteor scene (prequel) (real)

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[distanreum]

Natty • Kiss Of Life

[literatureaesthetic]

currently reading a ridiculous number of books, per usual

[bestboysaiki]

BUCKET LIST ☆ 04

The sunrays are simmering into your skin on your way to school, your footsteps speeding up when you glance at watch and .. JEEZ ?? 30 MINUTES LEFT ??!

Bland colored houses are all you can see for a few blocks before entering the school grounds. Your body basically shuts down once you flop down on your hard chair, which is on Saiki’s right. You beam at him, your heavy breathing breaking apart the quiet atmosphere of the classroom. You sit on the edge of the chair, waving him over.

"Sai-"

The teacher smacks the yard ruler on then chalkboard, grabbing the attention of everyone in the classroom. You bite your lip , a look of defeat washing over your face when you fix your position on your seat.

“Okay listen up ! Since this is your last year at high school, oh so very exciting” She says in the most boring tone ever you start to question if she even wants to be here. “You will create a bucket list with about thirty ish activities, it will be a project and I will be the one to assign partners!”.

Your ears perk up at the word partners. You have a gut feeling that you and Saiki are destined to be partners for such a project. You turn to Saiki with an idiotic smile, he pretends to not see you in the corner of his eye. “I’ll be naming off the partners now..” Mrs. Shimizu announces, picking up the crumbled paper which makes it seem like she thought long and hard about the duos.

You straighten up your back and bite the skin around your fingers. You really hope it’s not some weirdo who is secretly into adult magazines, and you really hope it’s Saiki. You’re not sure why you felt some connection to him but you really did feel something in your weakening heart.

I just want to be friends with him, that’s all.

As names are being called out, you could hear groans and gasps from your classmates. Either indicating they love or dislike their partners. You turn to Kaidou who is visibly excited of being partners with Aren but trying to hide it by saying “Psshh no biggie”.

“Kusuo Saiki and L/n Y/n”.

You gasp loudly, clumsily falling out of your seat with a loud thump. You peer up at Saiki with a snicker, sucking in your lips to hide your smile when he stares down at you with a pained look.

“Good grief, you’re going to be a pain in the ass” He mumbles. You can only shoot him with finger guns and send a wink his way. He rolls his eyes and gets up as soon as the bell rings, and the teacher calls out the last partners. Teruhashi passes by you and gives you an awkward smile, her hands balled up in fists. “So lucky! You got Saiki ahahah ..” She says, Chiyo having to drag her away from you when she notices Teruhashi might hit you upside the head. You nervously laugh, shaking your head to dismiss the tense air between you two.

You make your way towards Saiki, your footsteps a bit too loud and skippish.

“Get away, I’ll deal with you later” He tells you. You shake your head, wrapping your arms around his arm. “Let’s write our list together, please!” You pipe out, your grip deadly tight. He attempts to shake you off but gives up once he sees your puppy eyes staring up at him.

He does not like that he developed somewhat of a soft spot for you but your e/c eyes really got to him at times. He exhales dramatically, reaching down and flicking your forehead with a bit of force. “Alright alright, just get off. You’re causing a scene” He whispers, nervously looking around and seeing your classmates giggling and at pointing at the both of you.

You let go almost immediately, dusting off your shirt and leaning in way too close to his face. He does the opposite, leaning back as you came closer to him. His palm comes in contact with your forehead, forbidding you to come closer.

"I lied".

You slump down on your seat, throwing your arms in the air in frustration. "Then when?" He shrugs his shoulders, not seeming to care about your feelings until he smiles. "Lunch time".

You freeze, dumbfounded as he hands you a book. You pout as he leaves, your fingers playing with the dog ears that he did on the corners of the pages. You open up the book, seeing notes on the blank sides of the pages. You hiccup out of embarrassment, a faint color of pink brushing against your cheeks.

You get up and run out into the hallway with the intention of getting his attention. "Saiki" You loudly call out into the crowded narrow space, watching him walk down as he tries to make his way down to the cafeteria.

Why does he make my life so complicated?

As you catch up to him, he turns his attention to you with an amused look on his face. "Yes?". You gulp, showing off the pages full of neat handwriting. "You annotated my book?" You ask, your hands shaking with a bit of anger but nervousness as well.

He nods, "Duh".

You let your book in hand fall to the side, wondering if you should ask this question but decide to do so anyways.

"I thought you didn't read much" You question with a soft voice, your classmates giving you stares as they walked by the both of you. You're not aware that you are in the middle of the lunch room but Saiki completely takes note of this. He jus doesnt want to say anything.

"What's much to you?" He replies with coldness hinted in his voice, his eyebrows knitting together as he seems offended by your statement. You step back, your hand practically crushing the book. A sigh leaves your lips, shaking your head.

"Nevermind" You say, your cheeks burning up when you realize you're blocking the way for others. Also because Saiki kinda just ended you on the spot. "I was joking" Saiki clears up, but honestly who can tell when he sounds so serious at times? You throw the book at his chest, not too hard because well it is your only copy of Peter Pan. Why did he do stuff that made you so confused?

Why does he have to be so complicated?

"Get me a new copy, I don't need you to clarify the book with your little notes" You huff out, nudging him quite harshly when you flee the scene. You stomp down to the classroom, grabbing your backpack with the intention of leaving the school day behind earlier.

Making your way down to the exit doors, you feel a presence behind you which causes you to speed up your walking.

"Y/n" A firm voice calls out to you.

"Nuh uh, you're not getting to me" You reply, you clasp your hand around the exit door handle. Without warning, a tender hand sets upon yours. You push their hand away gently, and see Saiki with your book in hand to your left.

"Not so nice to throw books at people, don't you have manners?" He asks, passing you the book. You accidentally graze your hand against his, and he drops the book in surprise.

He bends down and grabs the book, pushing it into your hand and he grimaces. "Cheeto dust" He mumbles, stepping back and eventually walking away. "Get your bucket list ready for tomorrow, I don't want to waste time".

You glare at his disappearing figure, flipping through the dull pages to read some of the writing he left behind. You notice that yes, indeed you have cheeto crumbs on your fingers. Brushing them off on your shirt, you continue scanning the pages. A neat annotation catches your interest, you turn the book around to see the writing better.

“Peter losing Wendy was his biggest lost, he really thought she was his forever” You read, you could hear Saiki's monotone voice in your head as you read the note. You smile, knowing he was probably poking fun at Peter Pan. You nod, making your way back to the classroom and picking out your favorite annotations that Saiki had left behind.

“Yeah he’s definitely something”.

You could feel it in your chest that this bucket list project will do you good for your sickness. All you hope is that Saiki does not dislike you at the end of it.

☆☆☆

Writing down the last item on your list, you place your head in your hands. You scan the events from number one to number one to number twenty-seven.

Say farewell to Saiki and friends is what your list says at number twenty seven.

You won't die of course, it's just in case you do. Although your treatment is going well so far but you know it could backfire at any moment. Sometimes you find yourself praying until your knees stung, praying that you get better and do not have to tell your friends anything.

"Hey Y/n, done with yours?"

You flung yourself over your paper, hiding the evidence that you're not at your healthiest right now. Kaidou frowns, leaning down to face you and his eyes show unsettlement.

"You okay? How's your nose doing?" He gingerly presses his thumb against your nose bridge. You wince slightly, wrapping your hand around his wrist and pulling it down to your lap.

"I'm okay Kaidou, I swear" You softly whisper, watching his face turn completely red as you spoke. He pulls away, rubbing his wrist as if you hurt him. "Okay! I'm glad, uhm, see ya!" Kaidou hesitates to leave but scurries away when you give him a smile.

You always wonder why Kaidou was a mess around you, his words always stumble upon each other. Jeez, the amount of shades of pink that paints his face is astounding.

You tap your shoes on the floor in the most obnoxious way, oblivious to the fact that Saiki is staring at you at the classrooms entrance.

Do they not know that's annoying? He thinks to himself, his mouth opened a bit to show how much displeasure you are rising in him.

As soon as he walks pass by you he regrets even stepping into the class in the first place. "Saiki hi!" You exclaim, waving at him and expecting an immediate response back.

Saiki could pretend he could not see you, but he's done that so many times he thought maybe he could spare you a second of his time. The pink haired boy waves back at you and with a satisfied nod of your head, you cross out the first item on your list.

Saiki raises an eyebrow, hovering over your desk and staring down at you and the number one being crossed out already.

"What-", "My first on my bucket list is to get you to say hi back to me!".

He leans even closer, his fingertip finding the first item and he could not help but express disbelief. "You really wasted something like that on your bucket list?". You nod profusely in return, "I did not think it would be able to cross it off so quick".

He plants his hands on your desk, wondering why the hell the teacher even paired you up with him.

They're obviously annoying and very childish so why .. his thoughts come to a pause when you grin at him with mischief in your eyes.

Yeah, they're definitely annoying.

"We're only doing your list, so let's pretend I have the same list as you, okay?" He asks, punching the desk quietly before retreating back to his seat. You watch him in silence, folding your paper and pushing it down your pocket.

He seems off today .. eh.

So you continue on with your day, not even paying attention as much to your schoolwork as usual. Though, you could feel eyes burning into you everywhere you went.

It was Saiki. Obviously. He's fixated about your condition again as you showed up to school with dark eye circles. He wishes he did not care, he wishes he could ignore it but he has a suspicion you won't be getting better anytime soon.

He just hopes he could save you in time.

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[kutiee]

Just a marshmallow enjoying a marshmallow 🤍

[eynnwwyjth]

Drawing my fav characters from the disastrous life of saiki k

I've been watching/listening to it all day. One of my comfort shows

[endless-season]

Venting to the mother

[thatndginger]

fuck it, posting photos~

[cornfarm]

pining headcanons

kuboyasu aren x reader

word count: 0.4k

reader is gender neutral!

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i’ve been thinking about my beloved kuboyasu so here r some pining headcanons wahey!

i also made a spotify playlist for him... i think it’s really accurate to him and his character so if y’all’d be interested let me know <3

-- i actually wrote these last july but i never posted them.... here u go *image of me throwing bird seed on the ground*

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✦ kuboyasu... the sweetest boy ever... he’s so sweet.... 

✦ out of the main four, he’s probably the softest. saiki wins in terms of action, but kuboyasu is just so soft (and scarily dedicated) on the inside. if you give him ANYTHING he’ll hold onto it and cherish it forever, even if it’s a bottle of water or a note from class. 

✦ he tries really hard to look cool and impress you. he will try and show off in his own way, such as lifting up heavy things, jingling his motorcyle keys in front of you, acting nonchalant about his achievements. he doesn’t want to scare you, or advertise himself as a deliquent, but he doesn’t want to look weak around you.

✦ please ask him to carry things for you. please walk next to him and be like “OW my school bag is so heavy my back hurts. if only there was someone that can carry my things for me!!!!!!!!” and he’ll just be like “good thing i can bench 225″ smirks.

✦ “hahahaha y/n hold your hand up hahahaha omg your hand is so tiny, it’s so small, look at mine my hands are big, your hand is so small and squishy how can a hand be so tiny hahahaha”

✦ he’ll do anything for you, just ask. the look on his face when you rely on him is precious. you’re thirsty? he’ll fetch you some water AND whatever beverage you like, he insists to pay. you forgot your homework? he’ll “forget” his too so you get detention together. like at some point you have to be BLIND not to see that he likes you. again, scary dedicated.

✦ he’ll act really tough around you, but as soon as your not looking he’s wiping the sweat off his face. nendou and kaidou always tease him. he doesn’t mind them teasing him, but if they, or anyone teases you, he’ll beat them to a pulp. he doesn’t let anyone tease you.

✦ he’ll show up at your house at unexpected times and ask you to go places with him. he’ll take you to all sorts of places, from cafe’s to underneath bridges. he really wants to make memories with you. being with him feels safe because of his street experience, he’ll always accompany you if you want to go out during the late hours of the night.

✦ to be honest, though, he’s actually trying to ask you out. every single time you two hang out he cant stop thinking about how he wants to just confess and ask to take you on a date. he chickens out each time because he gets too nervous. he’s not used to being so emotionally mushy and soft so he hardens as a defense

✦ one reason why he’s so hesitant is that his self esteem isn’t very good. he looks at you and your flaws and darkness and he loves every single bit of it, but he just can’t really get it through his skull that you could see him in the same way. he’ll always see himself as a bad influence to you, and some guys might find that attractive, but he doesn’t want to drag you down by association.

✦ he’ll get there eventually, but he secretly hopes you’ll confess to him. bonus points if you’re kinda shy doing it, he will explode into a million happy little pieces. however, he might nearly reject your confession just because he doesn’t think he deserves you. if you were shy confessing, this is not the time to be shy, this is when you have to be firm!! tell him loud and clear: i want you kuboyasu, ALL of you!

[youredreamingofroo]

once again coming back to apologize for my inactivity, I've not only been depressed but also burnt out of tumblr 🫠 I haven't been motivated to check tumblr and haven't really cared (as much as I love it here) to just reblog and wtv. Today was a really hot day (for me) and if the rest of the week or month looks like this, then definitely do not expect anything from me (especially as we ease into spring and eventually enter summer), hot weather is my mortal enemy and it's like im fighting demons nonstop whenever summer/late spring rolls around so... yea.

on top of that I just haven't used my laptop in a couple of days LMAO after the play on Saturday, I was absolutely knocked out for all of Sunday and the last two days I've been playing red dead redemption 2, which I've really been enjoying 🙃🙃 which means eventually when I get back to tumblr will probably be rbing rdr2 stuff lmao

cut is just me rambling about the next two games I'm planning on playing after rdr2

also I currently have a line of games (and by line, I mean 2 games LMAO) I'm seriously looking forward to playing on my Xbox/Laptop-

First game is skyrim, I LOVEDDDD playing it on my switch, but I haven't played it properly for sooo long, but I recently saw that skyrim is free on gamepass and will definitely be installing it on my laptop 🥹 Granted, my character in skyrim is veryyyy op and it'll be upsetting to have to restart but whatevs! I just have to do what I always do and power thru battles that are intended for higher levels- and also grind pickpocketing cuz I can NOT live without that skill LMAO

Second game is a well-loved game of mine, ARK, I've played well over 500 hours on my phone and well over 250 hours on my switch (which ofc I enjoyed infinitely more, but nothing beats the nostalgia of mobile ARK LMAO), and when I TELL you I was elated to see it for free on gamepass, I mean it cuz I was SOO giddy, of course I know rdr2 will take bloody forever to finish (at the rate I'm going) but I'm just so excited to play it, especially since I think all the expansions are free as well, which means I can play genesis without paying for it (since I bought the other expansions on my switch- aberration FTW btw)

[thirdnap]

hello <3

I repainted over this old illustration from almost 7 years ago? lol

[runnning-outof-time]

Hi all…A bit of an update:

I’ve been trying to keep myself logged off of here so that I could focus on enjoying the trip I’m on with limited distractions - I’m sorry to those who I’ve not responded to, it’s not deliberate.

However….I felt like I should hop on here and give an update. I do pretty much all of my writing on the Wattpad app and opened it today to find myself logged out. Long story short, I’ve sent in a support ticket to the site hoping that I can change my email or something in order to get access to my drafts again - all of my notes for my remaining requests are on there and without them, I’m back to square one.

I’ve honestly been wondering if I should even write anymore and I can’t help but wonder if this is a sign, but I was going onto Wattpad today to write and wanted to jot some of the ideas down into my notes there. But now…. I don’t know. I don’t know what I should do.

I guess I’m going to log off again and hope that I hear back from support and can get help with figuring out how to get back into my account. If I can’t, well then I’ve gotta figure out what I’m doing next.

I hope you’ve all been well.

K 💕

[akirameta84]

Okay I could be entirely off mark when it comes to this but I need to share this anyways-

I just had this mental image of WoF Kuusuke just, worrying about his missing twin. Like, the Skywing Queen probably told him about her founding him, alone and abandoned. She probably told him that he was probably dumped in favor for a twin with more venom.

But he has access to maps. He has access to books on the various cultures of the other Dragon Races because to be an effective spy he would have to know this stuff. So he would know that no Rainwing would go that far to get rid of an unwanted child with no venom.

So that means his egg was stolen, and his missing twin is probably with their kidnappers.

Then he finally meets his twin. His twin who acts like he's never sun bathed before, and probably did. Who's grumpy and reserved and acts the opposite of attention grabbing, instead trying to hide. Who's with the Dragonets of Destiny, who also act atypical of their kind.

And Kuusuke is smart. He's smart and he's a spy. He knows how to read people.

And if that doesn't blare the alarm bells that his brother was abused, alongside his fellow Dragonets, I don't know what does.

below the cut cause its long and has spoilers for future parts of the fic

yeah kuusuke was sent on a long trip to study rainwings pretty early (with large threats should he fail to return to the sky kingdom) in order to let queen ake be more knowledgeable on a tribe shes just realizing shes lacking info on, and now that she has a rainwing under her care/command, she wants that info, and the knowledge of that venom...when he tould the queen about it in confusion, she placed easily that he must have been a rainwing twin and told him that explains why she found him abandoned, for he is venomless when he shouldnt be.

it took awhile for that to happen because kuusuke had to grow up, and until he learned that from spying on rainwings (with skywing guards also studying them, of course), him and the queen had no clue about rainwing venom. but once they did that idea is accurate

its quite fitting, considering he plays the role of a fireless skywing twin.

and so when the dragonets of destiny are discovered not too far away from the ravine he was found by, and theres a rainwing with them who has the same purple accenting patterns on his body as kuusuke when hes not disguised...kuusuke puts it together quickly, even if kusuo doesnt because kuusuke is disguised as a skywing and kusuo has no reason to believe this guard thats oddly fascinated with him isnt a skywing, let alone his supposedly dead twin

but yeah, none of the DoD act like their species...except for aren. hes prickly and prone to violence like many sandwings. the nightwing is anxious and cowardly. the mudwing cares far too much about other tribes. the seawing is scared to get her claws dirty in even the slightest manner. the rainwing is the second most violent member of the group, and falls asleep so often its obvious hes never had a sun time in his life. even the skywing queen realized that her best spy couldnt be left permanently sleep and provided him a few hours a day to sunbathe.

not to mention the fact that kusuo has been subsisting on the wrong diet his whole life (technically. but eating purely meat isnt good for rainwings, even if theyll live). again, even the skywing queen realized that she should probably let kuusuke eat what his diet requires if hes going to be in best shape

kuusuke actually decided to bring food personally to kusuo when the DoD were prisoners (much to the queens suspicion), and he was honestly downright sad that his probably maybe twin rainwing didn't even know what a watermelon was or how to eat it

love this ask. hit the mark for the au for the most part and i love talking about my aus. tysm for the ask!!

also rip kuusuke btw, he didnt get venom AND he didnt get animus magic, which is a genetic trait

[browntrait]

*cracks open door* hi besties how are we doing 💖