#k.e.w.k. writes

[killemwithkawaii]

Dear depressed/ executive dysfunction-having/ etc. selfshipper,

Your f/o wants you to shower. 

No, not because they think you're gross or smelly, but because they know you'll feel at least a little bit better once you're clean. 

They won't judge you if its been longer than you'd like to admit since you last bathed.

They won't show revulsion when they see how unkempt your nails or hair or skin has become as a result of inadvertent neglect. 

They won't shame you or think less of you for having difficulty with doing what 'should' be a basic, simple act of self-care. Your [f/o] understands that sometimes, 'easy' things can become difficult, for one or many reasons. They love you, and all they want is for you to be comfortable and healthy. A good shower will help you with both those things. 

If [f/o]s gentle encourgement isn't enough to get you to tackle the task on your own, they're glad to help as much as you need them to- they'll turn on the water to your preferred temperature, help you undress, hold your hand to keep you steady when you step over the lip of the tub, wash your hair for you, gently scrub down wherever you're comfortable with them touching, make sure all the soap is rinsed off, gently dry you off with a fresh, soft towel, and help you get dressed in clean, sensory-friendly clothes....

"... there we go, [y/n].... it was hard at first, but it wasn't so bad once you got in, right? ... Good, I'm happy to hear that... You look like you're feeling better already..." 🚿💕

[killemwithkawaii]

Hello! I’ve been reading your stuff for almost a year now, and idk if your taking requests rn but do you think I could get headcannons of yan!Sal being your best friend and what that would consist of? If your able to of course. Also I love all of your work! I always come back to read it!

Aw yeah, gotta love some platonic yan~ 💖

Sal as your Yandere Best Friend (forever and ever and ever)-

[CW: Yandere, obsessive behavior, borderline stalking, self-sacrifice, emotional manipulation]

>Sal is extremely sociable and gets attached to people quickly. He’s likely to be the one to introduce himself to you and invites you to hang out with him and his other friends almost immediately. Once you guys click, you go from casual acquaintances to ride-or-die overnight. You’re pretty much stuck with him after that (he doesn’t take friendship lightly!) 🤝💙

>Constantly wants to hang around you, even if you’re not doing anything in particular, invites you along to pretty much everything, and shows up at your place unannounced for impromptu bro time. He just really enjoys your company! Because he's constantly asking what you're doing when he's not there, he knows your schedule and where you are pretty much at all times. He would feel very left out if you mention that you did something fun or important without him. (He covers it up well, ‘Oh, I’m glad you had fun! That sounds awesome, I’ll have to try that out/ go there sometime…’ but you can tell by his mood change that he’s upset about not being included 😞)

>Incredibly generous, always willing to do favors for you without expecting more than a ‘thank you’ in return, and is happy to go out of his way to help or please you. He will literally give you the shirt off his back, if it seems like you’re in need of it. After all, what are friends for? (He of course has his limitations, but you’d have to make some pretty preposterous requests for him to deny you something.) 🙇‍♂️

>Wants to do everything that you do. Take the same classes, join the same clubs, have the same hobbies, listen to the same music, and live in the same house as you, if he can manage it... He wants to appreciate what you’re all about, really get to know you on an intimate level and know who you are at your core. Doing all the same things is a great way to do that and an excellent way to spend more time with you, especially if he can get you to teach him a new skill or you both learn something new together. 🎨📸📚

>Very physically affectionate. He’s always down for a hug and likes to stay within close proximity (almost zero personal bubble, unless you make it very clear you need some space, which he will do his best to respect). He’s not keen on strangers getting to close to either of you, but you guys might as well be conjoined at the hip. 🤗

>Is quick to be your scapegoat and come to your defense. He’s great at lying and coming up with excuses to get the both of you out of trouble (or just get what you want), will always politely yet firmly speak up when you’re slighted, and he never lets anybody get away with being a jerk to you. Sal can be absolutely scathing when the situation calls for it! Assholes get roasted on the spot if they dare to mess with his BFF. (Be aware: He can take a punch, but he’s not much of a fighter, despite his willingness to get into physical danger for you. Don’t let things get too heated or you’ll have to help patch him up later.) 🩹

>Texts you often and at all times of the day because of his insomnia. If something reminds him of you, you’ll know about it. 💬

>Highly sentimental. He keeps receipts, tickets, photos, and other small mementos from the times you’ve hung out together and talks about those memories with a deep, rose-colored fondness.  🎫💭

>Always wants you to talk about your feelings (sometimes to the point of prying), loves it when you tell him your secrets, and plays therapist for you all the time. He delights in lending an ear when you want to vent and when he gets you to spill all those juicy personal details, especially the ones you haven’t really told anybody else about before. Letting him know those things about you means that you trust him enough to be vulnerable and that you two have a really strong bond. He’ll always be there for you, no matter what! ♾💙

[killemwithkawaii]

Imagine 'kissing' Sal pre-face reveal, planting one on him and expecting to be met with his hard, smooth, unmoving prosthetic mouth, then being taken totally off-guard when something warm and wet drags across your lips instead...

(Spoiler: he was feeling bold and stuck the tip of his tongue through the mouth slot) 😏👅😳💓

[killemwithkawaii]

Okay but how sweet would it be for Sally and Kim to have a (slightly awkward, but) wholesome friendship after he gave her that bird pic huh how fuckin cute would that be??

Sal and Kim Friendship Headcanons-

[CW: Unsanitary, bullying, weapon, mentions of murder and death, in-game themes]

>On the day everyone finds out Mrs. Packerton had died, Kim gives Sal the last of the bologna she has in the cafeteria walk-in because she knows how much he and his friends liked it. Sal is touched by the gesture and somehow manages not to gag while thanking her for it.

>When Sal goes through the lunch line, he and Kim always exchange pleasantries and have short chats about the birds in the courtyard, current school events, the latest episodes of popular TV shows, etc.

>Kim insists on giving Sal extra big helpings of food and will scold him if he doesn't finish what she scoops onto his tray.

"You are a growing boy Sally, you must eat so you can become big and strong! Now, go sit and finish before bell, or you get BIG BROCCOLI with NO CHEESEY SAUCE for dessert tomorrow!!"

Sal finds it a little irksome, especially when he's already stuffed to the gills, but does his best to comply because it admittedly feels nice to be subjected to a bit of motherly doting once in a while.... (Push comes to shove, Chug is always happy to help him make those last few bites disappear.)

>If one of them is absent due to sickness, the other takes note and worries. (Kim, because she can't help but be a bit of a mother hen over Sal, and Sal, because he fears the D.O.G. has claimed another person in his life as a victim.) They always expresses their concern and relief when the absentee returns to school.

>They empathize with each other regarding their respective deformities/disabilities and the othering they both experience because of said conditions.

Kim understands feeling self-conscious about appearances, as she's very sensitive about hers, but encourages Sal to be proud of who he is and to not be afraid to knock some sense into those who say otherwise (to do this, she suggests utilizing a sock full of pennies. "Is lunch money that helps you keep your other lunch money! 😉").

Sal always sticks up for Kim any time one of the other students mocks her appearance, whether she's around to hear it or not. ("Kim may not be a looker, but at least she's not a rude, shallow asshat. Hope you REALLY LIKE the crustiest corner of the mac and cheese tray, cuz that's what you're gonna be eating every Tuesday until summer break. 🤷‍♂️")

>When his senior year is coming to an end, Kim gives Sal an old and obviously well-loved birding book as a graduation gift. The handwritten note on the inside of the cover reads:

Sally,

Spread your wings and fly like the birdies!

Your friend,

Kim

(P.S. Keep eating your veggies, you will grow soon!)

While Sal doesn't really use it, he keeps it on his bookshelf as a memento. He pages through it occasionally to look at the nice pictures and to do a little reminiscing about one of the precious few positive experiences he had while attending Nockfell High School.

>After the Addison Apartment murders, Kim is one of the few people who steps forward to be a character witness for Sal during his trial. Despite all the evidence against him, she insists that Sally is a

'... kind, smart, sweet boy. He cause mischief, been in some rough and tumbles, yes, but he NEVER MURDER anyone!! Kim is SURE about that!!"

Ultimately, her testimony was discredited by the prosecution for various nitpicky reasons, but Sal appreciated her vouch of confidence all the same....

[killemwithkawaii]

Imagine Sally desperately wanting to kiss [y/n], but he's still too nervous to bare it all in front of them just yet, so he uses his hands to 'kiss' them instead of his lips: He puts his face within an inch of [y/n]s skin, close enough for them to feel his shaky breathing through the holes in his prosthetic, uses his fingers to fill the gap, and traces over the spot he'd like to give attention to- touching their cheeks, pressing against their lips, brushing the shell of their ear, trailing along their jaw, down their neck, over their collar bones..... 🥴🖐💋💓

[killemwithkawaii]

Love sick Sal with a nurse darling headcanons ?

I honestly kind of think he would hurt himself on purpose to get touch by them <3

Love Sick Sally with a Nurse Darling-

[CW: Yandere, delusion, metal illness, self-harm, manipulation, unsanitary. People in the medical field, feel free to correct me if any of this is super inaccurate!]

>Sal fell in love about two minutes into his physical. It took that long for him to confirm that the nurse that had been assigned to examine him, nurse [darling], was exactly his type: They were polite, but not too serious. Strong, but gentle.... Passionate, knowledgeable, dedicated, empathetic, caring, understanding, and level-headed with a stomach of steel... Not to mention the ability to make scrubs look good. 👀💓

>[Darling] didn’t skip a beat when they entered the room and saw Sally bare-faced, sitting on the examination table in nothing but the paper gown he’d been given to wear. They looked him in the eye and smiled warmly while asking him all the usual questions and taking his vitals (though they were a little concerned about his blood pressure being high, and joked about him having a ‘shy bladder’ when it took longer than expected to get his urine sample...). Despite the butterflies in his stomach and the smell of their shampoo distracting him, he managed to make small talk while [darling] gingerly (and thoroughly) poked and prodded him head to toe. They seemed interested in his ‘unique’ hobbies, chuckled at his bone-dry jokes, listened intently to his concerns, and they didn’t judge him at all for taking medications and going to therapy for his mental health issues. When he mentioned those things to them with a hint of shame in his voice, they said that there was nothing to be embarrassed about, “Your mental health is just as important as your physical health! It’s great that you’re taking care of yourself on both levels now. Keep up the good work, Sally.” ☺📝

>That verbal pat on the back was the last nail in his coffin. Sals head was so high in the clouds when [darling] finally gathered their things and left the examination room, he almost wandered out into the hall without dressing. After getting home, He couldn’t stop thinking about his appointment- about how kind [darling] was, how good it felt for them to praise him, the tension and intimacy he’d felt while they were looking him over, how warm and gentle their touch was (and how he wished it would have lingered and not been obstructed by the glove)… he found himself daydreaming about them, wondering if they'd thought of him since they'd shut the door behind them that day, if they'd felt their connection, too, but knew it would be inappropriate to acknowledge it, given the constraints of a nurse/patient relationship... Considering this, he felt the need to start coming up with appropriate reasons to see them again, as soon and as frequently as their schedule and his insurance would allow him to. 🤔💭

>Luckily, with his range of medical needs, Sal needed more checkups and minor treatments than the average person. So, if he plays his cards right, he gets to see a lot of [darling]. On those highly anticipated days when he has a visit, he makes it his mission to be the BEST. PATIENT. EVER: He’s freshly showered, arrives 15 minutes early, never complains about long wait times, has a few interesting anecdotes at-the-ready, tries to impress nurse [darling] with his tolerance for discomfort and knowledge of his own conditions, and always has plenty of thoughtful clarifying questions about his treatments and medications. [Darling] thinks that Sal is a very responsible person who puts a high priority on his health, but in reality, it’s all just an excuse to extend their time together and hopefully get off-track with small talk that will allow him to get to know [darling] better, or will lead to more examinations and treatments that will get [darling] to touch him. Either way, it’s a win. ✅

>Sal probably wouldn't self-harm as an excuse to see [darling], or at least, if he did, he would have to do it VERY sparingly and be VERY strategic about how and what he does. Since [Darling] is a medical professional, chances are that they could easily spot the difference between purposeful and accidental injuries, even if he continuously switched up his methods. He could probably get away with an occasional self-inflicted burn from the oven, cut from shaving, irritation from using household cleaners without gloves, maybe some mild food poisoning if he has a few days to kill… but eventually, [darling] would start to notice a pattern. If he keeps coming to [darling] with injuries they suspect are from self-harm, they might refer him to a different nurse with more psychiatric experience than they have, or, if it seems serious enough, insist that he be hospitalized because he's a danger to himself. No, if he wants [darling], specifically, to dote on him without raising suspicion, he has to convince them that he’s just clumsy- any injuries or ailments he comes to them with have to be (or at least look like) an accident. 🤫⚖

-Thankfully, Sal does a lot of adventuring in run-down buildings, forests, and in other places where it’s easy to trip or become injured if you’re not extra careful. Knowing that he can use those injuries as an excuse to get [darling]s attention (with both medical treatment and the story of how he got his injury), he attempts more risky climbs, braves thickets of thorny overgrowth, is less careful when he runs along uneven terrain than he would be otherwise, etc. On top of the treachery, all those places are pretty unsanitary, so he makes sure to get all those cuts and scratches checked out, ‘just to be on the safe side’. If he's particularly lucky, he gets to limp into [darling]s office with a sprain or dislocation, and the jackpot would be needing stitches, since he gets to come in to get them, AND he’ll have to come back to get them removed! (Bonus points if said injury leaves a scar. He has plenty, so he doesn’t mind having another, and having something as a permanent reminder of [darling]s skilled and gentle touch on his skin makes him feel all mushy~) 🩹💖

Bonus: If [darling] is a friend who is still studying to be a nurse…

>Sal is happy to volunteer as their pin cushion/ practice dummy. He’s got a high pain threshold, so he’s able to sit still while [darling] tries to find a vein to practice inserting an IV or drawing blood, and he has the patience of a saint while they meticulously go through the protocol they’ve studied for dressing different wounds and doing various examinations. 💉🩺

>Since he’s had to go through so many medical procedures with so many different physicians, Sal can give [darling] honest and constructive feedback about their technique and bedside manner. They don’t have a ton to improve on, since [darling] is a natural-born healer, but it’s always good to get a current patient's perspective so you can do even better with the ones you treat in the future. By the time [darling] has their degree, they practically know Sally inside and out, and are very grateful to him for all his help on their journey to becoming a REAL nurse! 🎓

-He worries about [darling] a lot, especially when they’re preparing for exams or have gone through a streak of difficult days on the job. They put their all into their studies/work and often end up putting more pressure on themselves than they should, so Sal is always happy to help them go over their notes, offer to hang out and do something fun to relax, or lend an ear when they need to vent. 👂

>Once they’re confident in their skills, Sal can probably convince [darling] to do a good deal of ‘pro bono treatment’ for the minor stuff he’d otherwise try to deal with himself. He (says he) doesn't have the money to keep going to urgent care every time he needs something looked at, and [darling] wouldn’t let him go untreated, right? Of course not! It’s their duty as a health care professional to help people (and friends) in need, and it’s always good to see someone who knows your medical history (and you) well and makes you feel comfortable. And, since they're friends first and nurse/patient second, it wouldn't be totally inappropriate if their relationship evolved into something more intimate... (a little taboo, but that just makes it interesting 😉)

Additions by our resident nurse, @thegracelessfaceless:

>What Sally doesn't know, is that Nurse Darling risks their job quite a bit in order to care for and spend time with him.

>They reliably spend too much time triaging Sally, resulting in multiple events in which the Doctor and Nurse Practitioner are waiting outside just staring at the door impatiently when Darling comes out. They've had to have a few meetings about their speed when triaging Sal.

>On a few occasions, Darling has stolen samples of Sal's migraine meds or antibiotics because Sal couldn't afford that months supply. She doesn't feel bad about it, what is Sal gonna do, snort up a big line of penicillin or Imitrex? Nurse Darling thinks not

[killemwithkawaii]

Sally Face HC, imagine and Ficlet Masterlists 📝🎭

General SF HCs 👻🏨

The Four Horsemen + Travis + Todd x Neil 🐎💀

Sal Fisher 🎸🎮 [General and x reader] [Yandere, AUs and xOCs]

Larry Johnson 🎨🤘

Sal Fisher + Larry Johnson 🧸🚬

(Links contain NSFW/ Minors DNI)

[killemwithkawaii]

[CW: NSFW lemon, Sal fisher x (gn)reader, dumbification, unsanitary, overstimulation. Minors DNI!]

So, we can all pretty much agree that Sal is usually intelligent and well-spoken, but loses all charisma and rational thought around his love interest. I also think it's not too much of a stretch to assume he never learned to control his facial expressions and that he's likely inexperienced in the sack, right..?

Taking all that into consideration, I cannot stop thinking about him becoming absolutely stupid during sex. 🥴💘💘💘💦

He can't seem to form any coherent thoughts once things start getting heated, and then his brains start to leak out of his ears the moment penetration happens. He tries his best to keep it together, but the most he can manage while hes mindlessly rolling his hips is babbling broken sentences about how good it feels and how much he loves you, until all he can do is pant and moan and whimper, his eye rolling back/ going crossed(?), his mouth hanging open whiles hes drooling, sweating, shuttering from the overwhelming sensations... his thrusts are disjointed and curt (not on purpose, but because the pleasure is almost too much to handle, and he can't concentrate on keeping a rhythm) as he desperately clings to you or the bedsheets below him... and then something clicks- he finds a sweet spot, a certain groove, and his pace quickly ramps up until he climaxes hard, sooner than he expected or wanted to, because he just couldn't help it! It was so, so good, almost too good... amazingly, addictively good... 👉👈💓💦

He'd be so uncharacteristically sheepish once he came back to his senses and would apologize for finishing so quickly, but how could you possibly be at all upset after seeing him come completely undone like that, all because of you? No, you're not upset. If anything, you want it to happen again (and again, and again, and maybe once more, just for good measure...~) 😌💖👌💦

[killemwithkawaii]

Sal Fisher 🎸🎮 [General and x reader]

General Headcanons

A Few FtM!Sal Headcanons A Few Prison!Sal Headcanons Creepypasta writer Sal Headcanons Does Sal shave his facial hair? ✨NEW✨ Places Sal falls asleep (and might wake up in a fright) Sal as a Doll Collector Sal as a Selfshipper Sal could coax me (and everyone else) into doing pretty much anything because he(’s)... Sal getting sick Sal is a gremlin and heres why Sal is a klutz Sal is the official 'disgusting chores' boy Sal is an extrovert and heres why Sally at the Airport Sals diet Things you could feed Sally through his mask slot My theories on the perpetual black sweatshirt What does Sally smell like? Would Sal be a good cook?

Sal X reader

A date with Sally: Dinner at a Korean BBQ place A date with Sally: late-night hangout A date with Sally: stargazing camping trip Creepypasta writer!Sal Meeting His Mutual Doing 'the couples challenge' with Sal Larry found your sketchbook and showed it to Sal... Playing with Sals hair Puppy Play with Sal Sal and [y/n] take horny pills by mistake Sal comforting his self-concious s/o Sal comforting his S/O during a breakdown Sal comforting his S/O who has lost their comfort object Sal comforting his S/O who has nightmares Sal comforting his S/O whos stressed out from work Sal comforting his S/O whos struggling with school Sal being used as a cum dumpster Sal becoming absolutely stupid during sex Sal domming y/n after they've been teasing him Sal finding out his s/o is insecure about their weight (with sketch) Sal getting topped by his s/o Sally patting [y/n]s head Sal playing animal crossing with his S/O Sals Crush is a Dog Trainer Sal with a model S/O Sal with a rich boyfriend who spoils him Sal with a service sub S/O Sal with a shy and innocent S/O Sally with a Tall and Lanky Male S/O Sally with a werecat!S/O Sal with an S/O who (consensually) bullies him Sal with an S/O who has OCD Sal with an S/O who has Tourettes syndrome Sal with an S/O who is thick Sal writes and performs a song for your anniversary Sals reaction to his S/O getting their first tattoo Sals s/o singing a romantic song for him Sals voice changing Sals voice changing (part 2) Sal with an S/O who's the creative type Seeing Sals face for the first time Some Imagines about Sal in Lingerie Some Somno Scenarios with Sally Spooning with Sally Would Sal like to have his face ridden?

[killemwithkawaii]

Oh no now I’m thinking about sex with merman sal 😩💕 tucked away in a secret cove, halfway in the sun-warmed waters….oh but I can only imagine a land-dweller’s hand would be SO much warmer…gently rubbing your fingertips over that special slit until his cock starts to peek out 💕 so much longer than a human’s…maybe even prehensile/tentacle like so he doesn’t have to move his body to fuck you, he can just wrap his arms and tail tight around your body to hold you as close as possible

I forgot about mer!sal for a hot minute but now I remember so thank you and enjoy UwU 👌💕💦

Sex with Mer!Sal-

[CW: NSFW lemon/grapefruit, teratophilia, unsanitary, unprotected sex, reader is AFAB with neutral pronouns, readers body is referred to as ‘exotic’ because they’re a human getting fucked by a merman and this is all new to him but he’s very, very into it]

>I originally imagined Mer!Sal hanging out under the docks on the lake a lot (where he looks for food, searches for trinkets and observes the humans that come to the lake from beneath the boards) but he needs a safe place to sleep and keep his stuff (some of which needs to be kept dry). A little tucked-away cove (maybe hidden away by a thick curtain of weeping willow vines and surrounded by a steep rock face) would be absolutely perfect! 

>Him taking you there would be just like him taking you to his room, and it’s a very big deal. He’s never voluntarily taken a human there before, and has gone to great lengths to discourage people from getting close to the entrance (scattering broken glass and rubbish on the beach to discourage swimmers, sticking branches in the mud at the lakebottom and hooking discarded fishing nets to them so that they’d snag the propellers of motorboats, weaving the vines hanging from the treeline so that they grew in tangled messes above the surface and make it nearly impossible to pass without cutting your way through…).

>After earning his trust over many hours of conversation through charades (and quite a few gifts of novelty trinkets and ‘exotic’ foods), he decides he wants to show you his secret hideaway. He gently tugs your arm and points to get you to swim where he leads, letting you hang onto his shoulders if you’re not great in the water, and guides you through the maze of vines until you both emerge into the half-sunned cove.

>Sal leads you to the far side of the clearing, in the warm shallows and under the protection of a mossy overhang, where he’s made himself a ‘home’. The setup is surprisingly tidy (for a creature that lives outside)- His collections of human odds-and-ends are thoughtfully displayed on the rocks and roots near the waterline he uses as shelving, including some old beach toys, pool floaties, jewelry, coins, shiny metal scraps, flashy fishing lures, and various other discarded items he’s gathered off the beach and from the bottom of the lake, but most of the things he's collected are carefully sorted and stored in coolers and tackle boxes for safe-keeping (of course, he’s very excited to have someone to show all of this to, and you make an admittedly slightly-exaggerated show of being impressed by what some would consider a lot of meticulously-sorted trash). The centerpieces of his collection are a few lovingly macgyvered musical instruments and a beat-up boom box (both of which he plays to try to impress you).

>He also makes a point to show you that he’d fashioned himself a surprisingly comfy looking daybed inside an abandoned row boat, using life jackets and beach towels as cushions. You’d seen him comfortably sunning himself and snoozing on rocks and fallen logs plenty of times, so you’re not really sure why he’d go through the trouble of putting together a ‘bed’, until you remember that time you stood from the dock and commented that your butt was a little sore from sitting on the wood for so long, only for Sal to swim away and come back a few minutes later with a few (soggy) towels for you to sit on…

>You point to him, then to the ‘bed’, then to yourself. “Did you make this for me?” He sinks a little lower into the water and nods, bringing his webbed hands above the surface. He held one hand flat and hung two fingers of the other over the side to mime the act of sitting on a platform, bobbing and sliding the sign so it was clear there were two figures sitting together, then pointing to you, then at himself, then to the ‘bed’, and finally pressed his hand into the ‘cushion’ to show it was soft. “I made it for the two of us to sit together comfortably.” You smile at him and waste no time climbing right in to try it out. He follows and settles in next to you, the boat rocking a little on the water with the weight shift.

>When you’d first arrived, he’d seemed very sure of himself, like 'look at all my cool stuff aren't you so impressed?' but he got visibly nervous and fidgety when you were finally in the ‘bed’ he’d made for you to share. He kept a respectful distance, his ears fluttering ever so slightly when he glanced in your direction and saw you were staring at him and not the view of the cove like he’d expected. Realizing you’d probably have to make the next move, you stretch out on the ‘bed’, closing the gap between you by slowly twirling a lock of his wet, blue hair around your finger for a minute. He was frozen until you turned and threw a leg over what could be considered his lap and nuzzled into his neck, dragging your nose and lips against the frills of his gill slits. You could tell he was starting to lose his shit by the way his fins were bristling and his tail kept flicking back and forth along the surface of the lake, but he still managed to put his arm over your shoulder and gingerly take your hand from his hair to guide it to his chest, signaling he wanted more contact, and then pressed his cold, uneven lips to yours, just like you’d taught him. (He didn’t know what kissing was before you showed him, but he was very impressed once you’d given him a demonstration.)

>From there, neither of you would knew what the fuck you were doing. While you both trusted each other, you figured you’d kind of have take the lead the first time, since he always seemed to be afraid he would scare or hurt you by accident. It was all very exploratory- feeling him all over, learning the different textures of his scales, noting what touches made his gills flutter open or made his ears perk up. Your hands were so warm and relaxing, gliding up and down his cool body… he ended up lying back and letting you do as you please- until you found the now-swollen slit between his dorsal fins and started giving it light, experimental presses. 

>That makes him sit up on his elbows, but he doesn’t stop you- he just watches slack-jawed, his good eye half-closed, as your fingertips run up and down the opening, which was gradually parting and becoming slicker by the minute. As gently as possible, you put your fingers on either side of his slit and pull them apart, allowing a purplish, finger-tip sized nub to peek through. You couldn’t help but think it looked kind of cute… You barely grazed over it with your palm, and his gills flared open as he gasped at the touch. A few slow clicks escaped his open mouth, and he nodded when you looked up at him to check if what you were doing was alright. You kept going, prodding at the entrance, tracing around it, shallowly dipping your fingers in, grazing over the nub as it gradually unsheathed itself from his body and steadily swelled in size, making it very obvious to you that he was indeed a very impressive male specimen… It was exciting to see, albeit increasingly intimidating and certainly not what you would call ‘cute’ anymore. You looked from it to him and back again, biting your lip as you held eye contact and finally gave it a firm squeeze. 

>He gave a sharp exhale and turned on his side toward you, carefully pressing on your shoulder so that you were lying on your back against the lifejacket cushions. He pressed his mouth to yours again and slid his clawed, webbed hand over your skin, so gently you felt the need to grab his wrist and show him that you weren’t as fragile as he thought you were. You pressed his palm firmly against your body and curled your hand over his to encourage him to take a grip of your flesh. He did, and you felt his nails dig in just enough to coax a whimper out of you. You felt him try to draw back, mistaking your sound of pleasure as one of pain, before you stuck your tongue between his sharp teeth and held fast to his wrist, keeping his hand against you, guiding him downwards and bucking your hips to signal an invitation for him to continue. Now more sure of himself, he took his time in thoroughly exploring the exotic structures of your hips and thighs and ass, his cock twitching and slick against your leg, until he finally cupped your pussy above your swimsuit and dragged a few claws along the slit. You fumbled around to remove your garments, admittedly a little clumsy now that your head was swimming, but you confidently spread your legs to reveal yourself to him once they were off. He just stared at you for a few moments, and you began to wonder if he didn’t like what he saw until he sat up to get a much closer look.

>He spread your thighs wider and shoved his face within an inch or two of your crotch, tilting his head a little, inspecting you from multiple angles with a curious look on his face. Not negative at all, just a little perplexed…

“Uh, you can…” you reached down and parted yourself with your fingers, rubbing over your clit, petting along the lips and dipping a finger inside in demonstration, “Like this…”

>You removed your hand so he could try it for himself, and the first thing he did was softly pat your pubic hair and look absolutely delighted at the texture, taking some of the curls between his fingers and playing with them. He gave some excited clicks and looked up at you, and you couldn't help but giggle a little before he really started prodding around in the same exploratory way you’d been feeling him up before. He ran his fingers and claws along your lips, repeatedly parting them and letting them close again, running his palm over your clit (much like you’d done to him), and finally, just barely letting a claw breach your entrance, once again looking at you to get the greenlight. You nodded, and he carefully put it the rest of the way in, the webbing adding an interesting additional sensation. You held up two fingers, and he added another, then you moved them back and forth, and he began to gently fingerfuck you, watching as his digits sunk in and out of you, becoming increasingly wet and warm…

>The curiosity on his face slowly morphed into hunger. He started going a little harder, a little faster, then gave an experimental twist of his wrist that made his claw graze against your g-spot and got you to thilt your head back and moan. You felt teeth dragging against you, a cold tongue on your thigh. You grabbed him by the hair and guided him to where you needed him, putting your fingers in the shape of a V and putting your tongue through when he looked up for guidance. He got the message and compiled, twisting his fingers in you and lapping at your clit. It was strange and new and fucking delicious, and it wasn’t long before your were coming around his fingers, your involuntary spasms rocking the boat. He didn’t quite know what he had done, beyond it being very enjoyable for the both of you, and you had to scoot back and lift his jaw to get him to stop and look back up at you. After catching a few breaths, you pointed to him, pointed to yourself, made a circle with the thumb and pointer finger of one hand and put the pointer finger of the other through it, and then made a ‘come hither’ motion. ‘Come up here and fuck me.’

>He scooted back up on the cushions, and you wasted no time in guiding and positioning yourself under him. His cock was (presumably) fully on display now- impressively long, thick in the middle and tapered at the head, with firm, flexible ridges along the underside, and so slick with its own thick lubrication that it left strings trailing behind and connecting it with wherever it had touched. You spread your legs, guiding it to and rubbing it against your pussy, letting him know exactly where you wanted him. Sal let out a shuddering sigh against your ear, and to your surprise, his cock pushed forward from his slit while the rest of his body stayed in place, allowing you both to watch as it gradually penetrated you. With each ‘thrust’ it went a little deeper, stretched you a little more, cold and textured and slimy, a surprisingly pleasing contrast to how hot and swollen you felt inside after having already enjoyed an orgasm from his tongue and teeth and claws. 

>Once you were comfortable taking it all, he pressed his body fully against yours and brought you into a tight hug, and you wrapped your limbs around him in return. It was admittedly odd, getting fucked so deep and so thoroughly while your partner gently nuzzled his scarred face into your hair and trembled and sighed with pleasure in your arms, but it was wonderfully intimate- gentle yet rough, comforting but intense, making love in perfect privacy while simultaneously fucking like animals out in the open…. 

>You felt his fins and gills start to twitch and bristle like you hadn’t before, his breath coming in quick gasps and clipped patterns of clicks escaping his throat. You babbled and moaned encouragement, “Yes, come, come in me, this feels so good, please, come in me…” even if he didn’t know what the word ‘come,’ meant yet, he understood your tone, your moaning like you were doing before, and body language, your panting and clinging and grinding your hips in tandem with his thrusts, and knew that it meant you enjoyed it, and that he could continue until he was finished. 

>His hold on your became extremely tight, his clicks and sighs giving way to breathy hisses and his tail slapping against the water until he arched his back and bared his pointed teeth, bellowing something between a hiss and a roar, his cock twitching and spilling an impressive amount of cool, thick come as deep inside of you as it could reach. He went slack in your arms, trilling softly and curling his tail around you, and you kissed his head and ran your hand along his back as he came down from his orgasm, his cock slowly receding from your pussy where he’d left it and back inside himself. 

>You stayed like that for a while, the ‘bed’ softly rocking you and lulling him to sleep, the breeze across the sparkling water of the cove rustling the vines of the willows above you. It was so peaceful and relaxing, a beautiful view in the perfect secluded spot… you were really happy he’d decided to show you his ‘home’. You’d have to tell him so, once he woke up from his post-sex snooze. For now, you’d just enjoy the view and the feeling of his scales as you relaxed on the bed he’d made for the two of you to share. It was really comfortable, and after today, you were looking forward to spending a lot more time in it with him.... 💙

[killemwithkawaii]

Ok, this has been on my mind for a while (esp since I'm obsessed with Double Trouble ATM) but how would Double Trouble react to their darling riding their face?? Or just indulging them in general???

I need to touch grass lmfao

-⌛Anon (I hope it's ok if I use the hourglass?)

You can touch all the grass you want ⏳️ Anon, it won't stop the obsession~ >:3c

Double Troubles reactions to their darling riding their faces-

[CW: NS/FW lemon, body issues, overstimulation, unsanitary, mention of drowning, Sal x [reader] x Larry (V poly) at the end]

Love-Sick Sally~

Sal at any level of lovesickness would be really hesitant and shy about having his face ridden. As much as he wants to please his [darling], he still has his hangups. The first obstacle is making him feel secure enough to have his prosthetic off in front of them at all, and the second would be convincing him that they find him desirable enough to have his face be the focus of a sexual act. They'd have the choice of discussing it with him beforehand, very slowly warming him up to the idea until hes feeling brave enough to initiate it himself, or [Darling] could choose to take the initiative, throw him into the deep end and tell him not to drown with a flirtatious wink (and trust me, he'll start swimming as soon as enough of him gets wet). Either way, if [Darling] is convincing, enthusiastic, and generous with the praise, Sal will forget his own self-consciousness for a few blissful moments while he focuses on giving [darling] some generous (and very sloppy) head and soaking in the amazing view until [darling] is completely satisfied. 💖💦

Bonus things to think about: The uneven texture of his lips, his good eye rolling back when he gets into it, his ears blushing, how gently he touches and holds onto [darling] during, his excellent sense of rhythm

Scary Larry~

Scary Larry, on the other hand, gets this huge cheeky grin and tells [Darling] to climb on up and hold on tight as soon as they propose the idea of riding his face. Despite [Darling] being physically on top, Larry calls the shots from the bottom, keeping a firm grip on their thighs and ass, lifting, repositioning and holding them in place as he sees fit in order to both pleasure them and get the best view. He does a good deal of showboating, flicking his tongue out so that [darling] can see it while he 'works his magic,' and makes a lot of eye contact, loving watching [darling] watch him as they fall apart in his grip. The teasing could go on indefinitely if [darling] doesn't eventually grip him by his hair to keep his mouth where they need it and tell him to stop fucking around. He'd keep them on edge until they were shaking, begging to come, only staying upright because of his strong hold on them, and would keep them trapped in that position through their orgasm until they started begging him to stop. 🥵💦

Bonus things to think about: His thick brows furrowing as he ramps up the intensity, the scratch of his stubble, his self-assured grin after [darling] has 'painted his face', the other stupid dirty jokes/puns [darling] would be subjected to through the entire thing

Side notes:

>Double trouble 1000% exchange crib notes about their shared darling, so [darling] shouldn't be surprised if one of the boys tries doing something the other did during a previous sexual encounter.

>Sal, being the less experienced and more anxious of the duo, might be into the idea of [Darling] and Larry giving him a 'demonstration' (+possible lengthy hands-on workshop) of proper face riding before attempting it himself (so he can take note of what to expect, what [darling] seems to like, where he should put his hands, etc.), and Larry would of course be down to give his partner in crime a few pointers if he needed them 👌

💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

Obligatory links:

'Would Sal like having his face ridden?'

Drawing of Larry eating out an AFAB viewer [VERY NS/FW]

[killemwithkawaii]

✨Your horny Sal thought for the day✨

If you're like me, you never call Sal, 'Sally Face'.

It doesn't matter to you that he introduces himself with that name and wholeheartedly owns it now- you care about him. You respect him. You want him to feel good when you say his name. It just doesn't feel right to call him a nickname that was once used to bully him... So, you always call him 'Sal' or 'Sally'.

Then, near the climax of some real steamy sex, you manage to hear him request the classic, "Say my name," over your moans.

(You were doing that anyway...?)

"Oh, Sal.... Sally.... Oh, yes....!"

"Finish it... say... say the whole thing, [y/n]..."

(A bit of confusion)

"Sal... Fisher...?"

"No."

(Oh, that's new... You think you could get used to him growling in your ear like that... 👀)

"Say it. I want to hear you say it... tell me who's making you feel this good... who's going to make you come... say it... say my name..."

(God... he usually doesn't dirty talk like that... and have you ever seen such an intense look in his eye before? 😳👉👈 .... Well... Maybe you could try it...?)

"S... Sally face.... ah- Sally Face..."

(Seems like that was the right answer)

"....Oh... oh, FUCK.... SALLY FACE... AH-!!"

(Okay, maybe calling him that isn't so bad.... 🥴💓💓💓💦💦💦)

[killemwithkawaii]

Idk if ur doing asks but if u dont mind could u do larry nsfw headcannons w his trans (ftm) partner? <33

Some NSFW headcannons about Larry and his FTM!partner-

[CW: NS/FW lemon, gendered language, AFAB reader uses he/him pronouns]

-If [y/n] is on T, Larry likes to point out and talk up the physical changes he notices him going through, sometimes to the point that [y/n] has to tell him to stop because it's getting embarrassing to have Larry squeezing his biceps and twirling his chest hairs in public….;; 😳👉👈💓

-Larry loves teaching [y/n] 'man stuff', but he especially loves showing [y/n] how to do home maintenance and repair (yes, he's aware his mom taught him that stuff, but it gives [y/n] gender euphoria, so it falls under the 'man stuff' category for them). Larry never misses an opportunity to make suggestive jokes and gestures with tools, always holds onto [y/n]s waist when he's up on a ladder (or stepstool), and when the job is finished and [y/n] is all tuckered out from doing a bunch of manly manual labor, Larry might just end up bending him over the workbench (or whatever surface their project was on) to reward him for a job well done 🔩😏💦

-Larry likes taking [y/n] to the gym to help him sculpt his manly physique. Helping [y/n] with his form and spotting him way more often than necessary makes for some excellent opportunities for Larry to do some cringe-worthy flirting, casual touching and showcasing of his own gains, maybe by making things interesting with placing a bet on who can lift more or run the furthest. It's pretty much all foreplay for when they get back home to shower off together (cue Larry making a quip about getting some cardio and/or cool-down stretching in, being sore in the morning, etc.) 🚿💪💓💦

-He's definitely one for dirty talk in bed and makes sure to sprinkle in a generous amount of the gender-affirming language [y/n] prefers him to use (though [y/n] will have to clue him in on what exactly that is, or risk Larry asking him mid-coitus) 💬

"Wow, you've got some rockin' pecs, [y/n]"

"Man, your dick is so hard, [y/n]... why don't you let me help you with that? 😏"

"Your hole/(boy)cunt/bussy/[preferred term here] feels so fucking good...!"

-Larry likes it when his and [y/n]s stubble or body hair rubs together 🥴💕💦

-Larry tops about 90% of the time, but if it's something that [y/n] really wants to do, he's willing to try getting penetrated ([y/n] should probably lead with a pinkie, use plenty of lube, and opt for a small strap once he's worked him up to it- Larry is more sensitive than you'd think!) 🥺🌼

[killemwithkawaii]

I have a mighty thirst for Larry Johnson and I need to confess my sinful fantasies about him and anything to do with fucking him while we're both stoned as fuck.

I've pretty new to smoking weed still, I've only really used vape pens and edibles without having someone else roll or load a bong for me. Enter one sexy stoner god; Larry Johnson- The Weed Wizard.

One night it's just he and I hanging out, smoking weed and playing video games, and he playfully teases me and pats my back after I overdo it a bit and cough my lungs out for the fifth time.

I often get horny when I smoke weed, and I think Larry's regular joking around and ribbing would just have me squirming in my seat.

What I don't know is that he's noticed me not-so-subtly staring at his mouth out of the corner of my eye every time he takes a drag, biting my lip when he puts his hands over mine to properly grip the heavier bongs, putting an arm around my shoulders to lean in closer to light the bowl for me.

Before I can cough myself sore, Larry tells me he knows a trick to cough less- shotgunning.

I agree and he takes a long hit before pulling me close and exhaling slowly into my mouth without breaking eye contact. The next time he exhales, his lips are even closer to mine. After the third exhale of smoke he kisses me and then neither of can keep our hands off each other and fucks me to into the couch, all dazed and desperate. ~R

High Sex with Larry Johnson-

[CW: NSFW Lemon, Larry Johnson x (gn)reader, unsanitary, drug use, dubcon (technically bc you're both intoxicated???), MINORS DNI!]

>YUS SOME HIGH SEXY TIME WITH LARRY 😤👌💨💕💦

>I'd bet he would think it was soooo cute that you're a baby stoner and would loooove showing you the ropes~ >:3c

>The process of getting your weed ready and smoking as foreplay is so good??? Selecting just the right strain to set the mood, taking a big whiff from the bag to build anticipation, him introducing his pieces (and maybe laughing and sharing stories about the names he gave them), picking out what flavor wrap you want, the sound and smell as he grinds up a nug, him carefully collecting all the keif left on the sides of the grinder with one of his paintbrushes, the way he licks the blunt suggestively while making eye contact, watching his hands as he breaks down the bud and loads the bowl just so, him insisting you get greens and lighting it for you while you hit it, competing a little over who can take the biggest bong rip, seeing him blow smoke rings or french inhale just to show off a little (and maybe teaching you how to do it, too)...~ Just 🥴💨💓💦💦💦

>High sex where you're just grinding away and it's so damn sloppy but you're too gone to care about the mess or the noise or the occasional slipup in rhythm 👍👍👍

>Sometimes one or both of you gets the giggles or gets distracted and you end up having a deep and/or silly off-topic conversation mid-coitus, then realize you're naked and remember you were in the middle of having sex and you get back to it 😂

>Also taking a pause once in a while to take another hit while you're fucking (maybe while one of you is still inside the other) 😩👌💨💘

>Okay but what if he rolls you your own blunt to enjoy while you lay back and he goes down on you (and he wont stop talking about how he has the munchies and that you're really hitting the spot right now)? Do you shotgun him hits off of it and taste yourself on his lips or what?? 🤔

>Alternatively, sucking his dick while he smokes a blunt and he dirty talks and praises you and pets your hair the entire time 🙈💞

>Or, you could just go with some casual mutual handjobs while passively watching tv and cuddling up, not in any hurry at all to get off, just relaxing and enjoying the intimacy of touching each other while stoned UwU 💋💨💘

[killemwithkawaii]

Sal pussy indulgence. Who said that. (Also hi lovely Mitchie!! I hope you’re doing well!)

[CW: NSFW lemon, unsanitary, AFAB gn reader and AFAB transmasc Sal]

Okay okay are we talkin'

>Sal indulging YOUR pussy- His big hands cupping and massaging you, thick fingers slowly stretching you, him putting all that muscle memory from years of picking/ strumming guitar strings and finessing analog sticks to good use after he's found your g spot and pulled back the hood of your clit, showing off his excellent sense of rhythm and impressive ambidexterity, using the callouses on the tips of his fingers to add some extra OOMF when he's pinpointed an extra sensitive spot, his deep, gravely voice whispering dirty talk you didn't know he was capable of in your ear, or muffled as you grind against his scarred lips and eager tongue...

OR

>Indulging SALS pussy- Unzipping his jeans, slowly and firmly feeling him up through his underwear until you feel a damp spot forming, peeling off his clothes and gently prompting him to let his legs part so you can see all of him, cooing about how delicious he looks spread open for you, petting those soft blue curls and gently working your fingers between his slick lips, taking your time exploring every inch, finding exactly what touches make him melt and shudder and keen, sucking his clit while you pump and twist your fingers in and out of his dripping cunt, until you find the perfect spots and rhythms to coax him to orgasm...

...Either way, I'm down UwU 👌💞💦

[killemwithkawaii]

Larry Johnson 🎨🤘

General Headcanons

A few FtM!Larry HCs Larry with Eczema Some Larry Masturbation HCs The Johnsons are Latino The Johnsons at Dia de los muertos

X reader

High Sex with Larry Johnson ✨NEW✨ Larry comforting an s/o who's bullied in school Larry with a service sub S/O

Yandere Larry x Reader (#Scary Larry)

A few things about being in a relationship with Scary Larry General 'Scary Larry' Johnson headcanons More general 'Scary Larry' Johnson headcanons Scary Larry has been staring at y/n during class... (with sketch) Scary Larrys duties as a service sub Yan!Larry and his previously-abused s/o Yan!Larry and his self-doubting artist darling Yan!Larry and his underweight darling Yan!Larry noticing his darling is scratched up Where Scary Larry would leave hickies

AUs and X OCs

Demon!y/n is smitten with Larry Werewolf Larry acting like a dog while transformed Werewolf Larry having sex with his s/o while he's transformed Werewolf Larry in heat Werewolf Larry protecting his s/o from a predator