i'll talk a bit about youtube anime i like! this is not as fleshed out as i can make it, sorry
strap in, we're going down the youtube anime rabbit hole! or should i say... down the Plott hole?
youtube anime, as a genre, is simply low budget anime on youtube. these are NOT the same as a tv anime, and could be described as ONAs. they are also commonly called web anime
youtube anime tends to have either fully original characters, or are adaptations of existing manga or other properties, which makes them unique from other types of trend-hopper channels in this vein.
they have a unique aspect, in that they hop on pop culture trends that are current with kids in japan, so you can learn a lot about what's popular with kids overseas and what trends did make it over there
they also just have a lot of bizarre and unique content trends compared to english sphere channels, like the "trapped in a transparent house" trend, the "handcuffed together for 24 hours" trend, and the "yandere love potion" trend
there is one specific one of these that i am totally, truly, deeply obsessed with, and the manga it's adapting, but i'll dig my grave and lie in it when it's time.
but anyways, there ARE trends that overlap with english ones!
long lost twin siblings, turning into a dog or a cat, child characters growing up, adult characters aging down, all the characters being in school together, etc, etc.
now, you know how content farms will have bizarrely placed sexualized content? youtube anime has that too...
ECCHI FANSERVICE STYLE!
yeah, youtube anime is a concentrated dose of ecchi fanservice bullshit for clicks. this does include some uh, questionable content with underage characters and "pervy kid" tropes. any issue you can think of with the current state of the anime industry's various types of shows, youtube anime cranks it up to 100.
it is EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY rare for a youtube anime series to have english content. most prominent ones right now don't even have english youtube ccs.
this is mainly, to my understanding, because the market is very niche and not quite yet large enough for the money spent on english content to be worth it.
that being said, my FAVORITE english content youtube anime is the dub of "Grim Reaper Flag-chan", also known as 全力回避!フラグち��ん or Zenryoku Kaihi! Flag-chan. this was discontinued in favor of english CCs on the main japanese channel
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it's about the "Flags", girls who are classified as shinigami or angels who appear to collect certain "flags" triggered by the horrid excuse of an npc training dummy, mobuo. think visual novel route triggers, that's what the "flags" are.
if you want a good english version of a youtube anime, i'll direct you towards teikou penguin's short-lived english chanel
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this one did NOT end in favor of english CCs on the english channel. this one just suddenly stopped posting with no explanation
if you go watch teipen, there's something i need to explain because it's a bit lost in translation. "black company" is a literal translation, it's a term that means more accurately "evil/shady/illegal company". basically a corrupt workforce that discriminates heavily against it's employees.
i may delve into this more when more english content for these channels exists, but right now, not much is here. i'd need to translate a lot of things myself to show my followers.
but, someday. i'll talk about the one i'm insane for.
anyway. if you made it this far and have any questions, feel free to send them in!
SUMMARY : edmond honda decided to visit dhalsimer temple to spend time with his husband.
SETTING : street fighter 6
as edmond honda took steps towards the entrance of the village, he saw the glamorous candles lightened up as he stood by. the sumo wrestler called and it echoed. you can tell that he’s looking for his husband to talk to and spend time on. since his chanko restaurant is closed, he decided to call kaihi for the teleportation. “dhalsim-kun? i’m here!”
with elephants sleeping and resting in the temple, dhalsim raised his head and smiled at his husband. “come, my darling. i have lots to tell you about!” the yoga master spoke as edmond runs towards him. “tell me about everything! i love hearing you talk.” the sumo wrestler sat down in the middle of where dhalsim was as they kissed each other together. “my darling. the students are doing wonderful! one of them finally learned how to stretch their limbs! i feel so proud of myself.”
“oh my, dhalsim-kun! that’s very wonderful!” the sumo wrestler smiled. “one student has finally gotten mastery! i bet yours have it too.” dhalsim shook his head. “not yet, my darling. if they keep up, they’ll finally have the path to yoga. datta would be so proud as well!” he stopped levitating as edmond gave his husband a kiss in the cheeks. “keep going and they’ll finally have the mastery from you. anyways, do i still have time to meditate with you?”
“as always, my darling. let’s take your breathing first as we begin our class.”
Akiramekitte shimatta
Hitotsu, yaragu kokoro no oto
Awaku nureteku sugu hadaketeku
Kimi dake wa "nee daria"
Kimi no mama de
Mou, mou tsukareta yo
Itaike na hibi ni tsukareta yo
Souzou kouta no
Iyahon no mukou fumareta you
Itai itai utareta yo
Kitai shinai hibi sutareta you
Shitai mitai doushite?
Rikai dekinai no sa
Doushite?
Oboeta kotoba de uso wo
Kemuri matou hitomi sura aishite
Naiteta kimi ni saji wo
Mimi wo fusagu mae ni
Arifureta anata de
Imada ni yume wo mite itai
Tada, sore dake
Akiramekitte shimatta
Hitotsu, yuragu kokoro no oto
Awaku nureteku, sugu hadaketeku
Itowazu ni akumu wo
Akiramekitte shimatta
Futatsu, kataru monokage no jou
Utsura toketeku tada hodoketeku
Kimi dake wa "nee, daria"
Shizunda miruku to taijiro
Kimi no sugao ga
Hirunda shizuku no kaihi wo
Sabishiku mieta
Yasashii koto dake wo oshiete
Warenu kabin ya
Atatte kudakenu piasu ga
Itooshiku mieta
Soroeta kotoba de sashite
Hitori kasumu kaori sura aishite
Kasaneta doku wo toshite
"Koko de, bokura, kitto..."
Akiramekitte shimatta
Hitotsu, yuragu kokoro no oto
Awaku nureteku sugu hadaketeku
Itowazu ni akumu wo
Akiramekitte shimatta
Futatsu, kataru monokage no jou
Utsura toketeku tada hodoketeku
Kimi dake wa "nee, daria"
Akiramekitte shimatta
Hidoku kumoru kokoro no oto
Awaku nureteku sugu hadaketeku
Itowazu ni akumu wo
Kageru kunou ya shijou ga
Boku wo shimeru sono hi no oto
Kiyoku tadashiku ima, kowareyuku
Kimi dake ga, ×××××
Akiramekitte shimatta
Hitotsu, yuragu kokoro no oto
Awaku nureteku sugu hadaketeku
Itowazu ni akumu wo
Akiramekitte shimatta
Futatsu, kataru monokage no jou
Utsura toketeku tada hodoketeku
Uketomete, " "
English lyrics
Having given up
The sound of a single swaying heart
Getting lightly wet, quickly coming undone
It's only you, "Hey Dahlia"
As you are
I'm just so, so tired
So tired of these helpless days
In my imagination, I beg
Like stepping onto the other side of my earphones
It hurts, it hurts, I was struck
With no expectations, everyday, like I had rotted
Like a corpse - why?
"I can't understand, y'know?"
"Why?"
Lying with the words I'd learned
I love even your eyes clouded by smoke
A spoon for crying you
Before you shut your ears
Ordinary as you are
Even now, you still wish to dream
That's all there is to it
I'd given up - damn it
The sound of a single swaying heart
Getting lightly wet, quickly coming undone
Without hesitation, this nightmare
I'd given up, and put an end to it
The feelings of two talking shadows
Getting reflected and melting away, simply unravelling
It's only you, "Hey, Dahlia"
Sunken milk and the road of confrontation
Your true face
While evading the recoiling droplets
Looked lonely
Only teach me kind things
A flower vase that won't break and
Earrings that won't fall apart when hit
They looked lovely
Pierced with matching words
I love even your lone, hazy fragrance
Betting on the poison accumulated
"Right here, we will, surely..."
I'd given up - damn it
The sound of a single swaying heart
Getting lightly wet, coming undone
Without hesitation, this nightmare
I'd given up, and put an end to it
The feelings of two talking shadows
Getting reflected and melting away, simply unravelling
It's only you, "Hey, Dahlia"
Having given up
The sound of a terribly clouded heart
Getting lightly wet, quickly coming undone
Without hesitation, this nightmare
Withering, my anguish and personal feelings
The sound of that day I was bound
Clean and right, now, it's falling apart
It's only you, ×××××
I'd given up - damn it
The sound of a single swaying heart
Getting lightly wet, quickly coming undone
Without hesitation, this nightmare
I'd given up, and put an end to it
The feelings of two talking shadows
Getting reflected and melting away, simply unravelling
I accept them, " "
JAKURAI
Good morning!! 時間どおり
お二人とも さあ行きますよ
動き続ければ 喉が乾く
緊迫した日々のループからワープ
おや?寝不足ですか?独歩くん
引き換えハイテンションだね 一二三くん
特別にリカー飲んでいいかな?
帰りの運転はお二人に… [s c r e a m i n g]
CHORUS
Let's get it on うつむいてない?
まあ たまにはこんなのもあり
Let's get it on 幸せの鍵
見失わぬよう 目の前の愛
CHORUS
Let's get it on うつむいてない?
まあ たまにはこんなのもあり
Let's get it on 幸せの鍵
見失わぬよう 目の前の愛
ROMAJI
CHORUS
Let’s get it on. Utsumuitenai?
Maa tama ni wa konna no mo ari
Let’s get it on. Shiawase no kagi
Miushinawanu you me no mae no ai
HIFUMI
Kaatan akeru to mabushii taiyou
Yuutsu na kimochi nara kinou de saigo
Tenshon AGE like a CHAMPAGNE NIGHT!
Ne, Doppo hayaku shinai to!
DOPPO
Sumimasen. Sumimasen. Ha! Yume ka!
HIFUMI
Kyou wa minna de tsuri da ze?
DOPPO
Shuuden chuuken shain no shukumei
Okunenburi no yuukyuu wo totte
Burakku na kigyou kara buruu na umi
HIFUMI
Hame hazushite asoberu kuruu ga suki
HIFUMI/DOPPO
Matenrou asobikata mo maken zo
Ikigonda saki ni hisomu hatenkou
Nagi no umi sura zawameku futari
Jigoro Doppo kyuujitsu no hajimari
Fisshingu iku nara nerau oomono
HIFUMI
Itteru ma ni mukae no kurakushon
JAKURAI
Good morning! Jikan doori
Ofutari tomo saa ikimasu yo
Ugoki tsuzukereba nodo ga kawaku
Kinpaku shita hibi no ruupu kara waapu
Oya? Nebusoku desu ka, Doppo-kun?
Hikikae haitenshon da ne, Hifumi-kun
Tokubetsu ni rikaa nonde ii ka na
Kaeri no unten wa ofutari ni… [s c r e a m i n g b u t i n r o m a j i]
CHORUS
Let’s get it on. Utsumuitenai?
Maa tama ni wa konna no mo ari
Let’s get it on. Shiawase no kagi
Miushinawanu you me no mae no ai
DOPPO
Tonneru nukeru to soko wa fudan
HIFUMI
nai mono shika nai tokoro
DOPPO
Tsumari rakuen minari rafu de tte nande omae suutsu kiten da yo
HIFUMI
Omatase shimashita! Koneko-chan tachi ga taigun de kaihi mannaka ni daibu keitai suwaipu
JAKURAI
Kaipan ni jaketto daitan na setto
Shouki janai kyoumibukai
Shio ga michite tsureru tsurenu wa ichiren takushou
nakama to unemei ni takusou
DOPPO
Ore wa hana yori dango yori sakana ha
Yaki jake kuenakya yakizake suru dake
Mata kurage tsureru made akiramen
MATENROU
Warera Shinjuku Dibijon egaita VISION no tame ni asobu hibi wo
HIFUMI
Kyou to iu hi wa nokori no jinsei no saisho no hi
Saigo no shiin kui wo nokosu wake ni wa ikanai
Kikanai bureeki
JAKURAI
Subeki koto ga aru
DOPPO
Mainichi kou dattara ii no ni
Sono tame ni tsunagu kotoba in to in
JAKURAI
Ikiru igi ikiru subete no mono no tame ni
Tatakai tsuzukena kereba naranai
CHORUS
Let’s get it on. Utsumuitenai?
Maa tama ni wa konna no mo ari
Let’s get it on. Shiawase no kagi
Miushinawanu you me no mae no ai
ENGLISH
CHORUS
Let's get it on You're looking down, aren't you?
Well, things like this can be good too, sometimes.
Let's get it on. The key to happiness.
So that we won't lose sight of it, the love before our eyes.
HIFUMI
Opening the curtains, I see the dazzling sun!
All gloomy feelings gone with yesterday!
Tension UP, like a champagne night!
Hey, Doppo, wake up already!
DOPPO
I'm sorry...I'm sorry…Ah! A dream?
HIFUMI
We're all going fishing today, remember?
DOPPO
(That's right!) Catching the last train's every office worker's fate.
But somehow, I managed to get a day off this time.
Out of the black office and into the blue sea!
HIFUMI
A free and fun team’s the best!
HIFUMI/DOPPO
Matenrou,
even when we're relaxing, we won't lose!
Exciting surprises lie in store!
Causing chaos wherever they go,
it's Gigolo and Doppo's day off!
If we're going fishing, we'd better catch a big one!
HIFUMI
And while we're talking, our ride's already here!
JAKURAI
Good morning! Right on time, I see.
Now, both of you, let us be off.
Working too much only brings fatigue.
Taking breaks is important as well.
Oh? Are you still tired, Doppo-kun?
On the other hand, you seem to be in high spirits, Hifumi-kun.
A special day like this calls for a drink, no?
I'll leave the drive back home to you two. [s c r e a m i n g b u t t r a n s l a t e d]
CHORUS
Let's get it on You're looking down, aren't you?
Well, things like this can be good too, sometimes.
Let's get it on. The key to happiness.
So that we won't lose sight of it, the love before our eyes.
DOPPO
The minute we exit the tunnel,
HIFUMI
it's a place we've never seen before!
DOPPO
In other words, it's paradise! All of us roughing i- Wait, why're you wearing your suit?
HIFUMI
(My apologies for keeping you waiting) The little kittens are all avoiding me. Diving right into their midst, I swipe my phone screen!
JAKURAI
A suit jacket over swimming trunks. That's quite a bold set.
Clearly, this isn't sane. How very intriguing.
The waves are teeming with fish, and whether we reel in anything or not depends on how well we work together.
Let us leave it to our comrades and fate.
DOPPO
(Don't tell me Hifumi's idea of fishing is…)
I prefer fish over anything else!
It's completely pointless unless we catch salmon, at least,
and jellyfish! We're not giving up till we get them!
MATENROU
We Shinjuku's division dedicate even our leisure days to the VISION we've painted for the future.
HIFUMI
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Your last scene mustn't be filled with regrets.
Slam on the brakes till they break.
JAKURAI
Everyone has something they must accomplish.
DOPPO
It'd be great if every day were like this.
That's why we join words together, from rhyme to rhyme.
JAKURAI
The meaning of life, and all living beings in this world,
for their sakes, we must strive on.
CHORUS
Let's get it on You're looking down, aren't you?
Well, things like this can be good too, sometimes.
Let's get it on. The key to happiness.
So that we won't lose sight of it, the love before our eyes.
JAKURAI
Did you enjoy our fishing trip together?
HIFUMI
It was super fun!
DOPPO
I didn’t know fishing could be this fun! But I guess it's back to work tomorrow…
JAKURAI
Let's all go fishing again some time.
HIFUMI
That's right, Doppochin!
DOPPO
A-alright!
JAKURAI
The three of us make a good team, don't we?
TRANSLATOR NOTES
What does this song have to do with butterflies?
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SUMMARY ; the fierce kappa edmond honda meets the undead warrior of the kumar dynasty and discovers who they are .
AU ; halloween au
on a dark silent night, the fierce kappa walked over the forest where he usually takes his walk around to take his eyes out on the world. he was never curious, but he could do anything to hunt them down if they ever messed around with him. the sumo wrestler edmond honda listened to the leaves moving around the tree, breathing throughout the air of the human world in japan. he would take aback whenever he alerts himself for flesh. no cannibalism to look for, but to kill them and rip their bodies down.
someone behind him would take a look at the beautiful features of the world, and shimmering golden bracelets would cling together. just a wrapped-up invisible man, honda can hear the golden bracelets and strange sounds. he can’t handle it anymore and is tired of being followed around during his walk.
“show yourself!” honda looked behind and went to his sumo stance. after a single stomp on the ground, edmond grumbled and looked around.
“c’mon, human!” he called. “i’m not afraid of any hunters. so come out and show your face!”
there was complete silence and the wind was slowing softly like a cooling breeze.
“you wouldn’t want to mess with me, kappa.” a strange voice echoed.
the rikishi turned around from the voice in his ears. is it all just a delusion? who is he talking with? edmond honda then crossed his hands.
“oh really? come out and let me take a look at your skin,” he called.
“then you’ll be afraid, kappa.” it touched its own wrapped hands like a prayer.
honda sighed. “just show yourself before i drown you in the lake.”
“oh well, you caught me, kappa.” it giggled. “but i warn you that i can breathe fire to burn yourself out.”
the kappa went to his fighting stance, preparing for a fight against the strange creature taking a look at the forest.
the wrapped flying man looked and flew his steps and revealed to be a beautiful mythical mummy. orange clothing, multiple necklaces, along with a dark orange coat and indigo turban, the mummy looked at the mythical kappa. he smiled and took a glance at edmond honda. his body is so invisible that he wrapped his body as his undead fate.
“now, do you still recall killing me, kappa?”
“you’re a mummy…” edmond remained surprised and scratched his back. “i don’t think it’s possible to kill you.”
“exactly, because i am undead.” he replied. “do not be afraid, i’m only here for a walk in the woods.”
“what’s your name exactly?” honda asked.
he flew closer to the kappa, smiling. “i was the greatest warrior of the kumar dynasty, call me dhalsim.” he took a closer glance at the kappa and looked at the beautiful features of the creature. “my, what a beautiful shell. what’s your name, kappa?”
he crossed his hands. “call me honda… or edmond honda if you must.”
“i think edmond suits you, kappa.” he flew around while taking more closer look at his green amphibious skin. “such wet textures, with beautiful shades of green.” he giggled.
“quit staring at my skin, mummy. you may have heard of the japanese folklore. you know who i am.” edmond sighed. “i’m dangerous.”
“that’s why i come to look for one to see on my two naked eyes, kappa.” dhalsim stopped and flew his steps backward. “and you’re a sumo wrestler? yokozuna or ozeki?”
“i’m an ozeki. i’m out there eating five meals and training myself for years to become stronger! i’m the best around the sumo heya!”
“mmm..” dhalsim hummed calmly. “and why would you ever call me a hunter?”
“we kappas kill humans and hunters. it’s usually how it goes in the japanese folklore. although i’m always never like that unless they mess with me. i’m just an honorable kappa who hates indecisions.” edmond responded. “i do have a few human friends like kaihi and arcindina.”
the mummy smiled and looked into his eyes. “you seemed like a very nice kappa who isn’t evil. i bet your human friends don’t mess with you all the time.”
“yeah, it’s always been like that.” edmond smiled back. “they come into the lake every thursday, they have work before visiting me.”
“that’s good.”
after a moment of silence, edmond crossed his hands again and took a glance at the mummy. “honestly, you seem like a very nice guy. i might have to take my leave before daddy finds out i’m not there.”
“want me to take you home?” the undead mummy asked.
“sure, i’ll take the lead.” the kappa replied before walking.
after a nice walk back to the lake, exiting the forest, edmond stopped and took another glance before getting back inside the water.
“will we see each other again soon, dhalsim?” he asked.
“maybe. i’ll always catch you by surprise when you get back to the surface, or the forest.” dhalsim replied. “now get back before the hunters find you.”
so i thought of some ocxcanon plot from the owl house,, so uh. it's with my oc named aradia & cursed!eda that aradia had to find a way how to stop that curse. eventually.... uh,, aaaaa i'm too embarrassed.
if i never got the chance to post, please read this if you care;
- i was grounded, for being OPENLY a lesbian... i’m also grounded for drawing ludmila x donna,, seriously.
- while i had my punishment due, i had the worst summer, it’s ruined by my whole family. i tried my best to make them happy is to end my whole life, just to make them happy.
- however, i had therapy session every friday, and i couldn’t get to end my life barely. i played up some mario kart 8 deluxe because lemmy was my favorite comfort character.
- i will need to have the phone back IF i give my “dad” my password. other than that, he’ll put goshdang restrictions.. and i suffer for that.
- please be safe, and probs barely forget my favorite lesboos because that’s what the fandom would like to forget.
- please remember that summer is a season of punishments.
i've never expected everyone to like my "the owl house" content.. thank you all so much for liking this content, i'll try to post some fanarts,, and willuz of course- any willuz ideas?