#kaisoo sasaengs

[aphrodite1288]

To that prove me right now, Anon.

Hey, it's not Ramen that gets cooked and served within 2mins span.

You have to build connections and trust, which will lead to info ain't no one gonna give you tea just like that. These admins have been here for years and years ain't who have built proper connections and have authentic info. So before asking to serve tea on this table, first show us what you bring to this TABLE. till then, be thankful and enjoy the stuff you are getting for free 👽

Yes. And also! These people who give you info arent online! You have to have lived with them or at least met them few times through concerts or fan-café events or during Fansigns etc... they should trust you're a real EXOL they should see you in real life supporting Exo unconditionally no matter what their sexual orientations or real personalities are!

And when they give you proof they show it to you on their phone ! They never share you photos that you can screenshot or download!! This is what you guys don't understand. And after getting their trust and building a relationship with them if you're not sitting with them face to face in a Fanmeet or a fan café event or a concert after building a friendship, when you ask them for news they video call you for some tea and show you photos or videos from their phone in a video call and tell you "If you take a screenshot or record the screen we will never talk to you again and you will pay" , most of them are scary and rude and very much stronger than you think! They can hack you and ruin you. And they did that a lot to Sasaengs such as Sehun's famous Sasaeng "Iridescent boy" and Suho's sasaeng "Rion " and Baekhyun's "Polar Light" ExoL ruined them and hacked their accounts and got them suspended on Twitter and insta and even hacked their bank accounts and their phones and threatened them to expose their photos and take their money and they even Beated "Polar Light"and "Rion" and threatened them that if they ever come to any Exo event or concert they would beat them again to bleeding. To the level that Both Rion and Polar light had massive plastic surgery to change their features completely and they hid their faces with masks and glasses and changed their style completely to be able to attend a concert or fansign without being recognized by the ExoL Mafia! But unfortunately they recognized Rion again and beated the shit out of her until she bled and they sent her back to Japan and told her to never come back again.

So who wants to deal with all of that? Why would I risk all this to give you a photo of Kadi that you will not even appreciate and you might spread to the internet and expose them and me and ruin the both of us? Why would I lose my sources'trust ? Why would I do this sacrifice for you? If you wanna believe then believe it if you don't , DON'T.

[kyungsoss]

I love it when sasaengs post info and at the same time they dont want what they said to be disclosed

[kaisoobeliever]

there's a kxk shipper account that post sasaeng sayings once a week,some of it became true specifically if it's about sm artists,but this saesang and admins of the account are sure that kxk are real,got back together since the end of 2019,and that ji wants to announce their relationship to the public but sm wants him to postpone his announcement till his enlistment,and they say ji is working on his solo album and exo cb now,and that he'll keep hinting about kxk rs every week when he is playing football on his show,and the dating program that he wants to watch,and the program with kids that he talked about last Thursday are one of the hints about how he wants to marry krys and have kids.

Kxk meaning kai and Kyungsoo right?? 😃😃

Well I don't know if it is true or not. All we can do is give so called evidences to support our ships. Honestly I don't think I'm that stupid to misread Kaisoo interaction. 😎 There is SOMETHING that's not present in friends.

But if he really does marry a woman I'm sure there must be a reason. I hope they become happy.

About hi Ppl think loving children equals to wanting them but sometimes that's not the case tho. I know many women who love kids but are not ready to have their own as that's a life long commitment. I think the same about Ji too. Remember how he asked his sis to get the kids back. 😁😁 And if I'm not wrong he's said in some interview that he's seeing his sister struggling with two kids. So...

Another thing krys*tal herself said she doesn't believe in getting back with her ex (considering they actually DID date, which I don't believe they did).

Honestly, I don't see Ji living his life with anyone else than Ks. That man is beyond whipped.

So...all we have to do is wait.

[faakeid]

When people come back telling you what ssgs say i cringe because real ssgs usually keep real information hidden or sale for more than 20 dollars and for predictions acounts i had a problem with them ever since s*ll* we can leave it at that In all that stuff sounded like kaisoo engaged, Secret home sm hiding them Most kpop Twitter accounts have motives want clout

Yeah yeah. Some followers talked to me about their experiences with fake sasaengs and how they gave them money for nothing. So don’t trust too much.

I remember back then with fakestal (loved this name) of how many people said to know things about kd and other couples. But they always mixed things with stories that weren’t logic. It’s a start to know if a person is telling the truth or just crazy for money and attention.

[soofection]

You know it doesn't work the way you described it. For every straight, gay couple there are always evidence, rumors and proof circulating through private messaging among ppl who care to search for it. We have been watching kd for years and nothing legit came our way. We have to admit that :/

ok so r u saying u have a sex tape of danil and jihy or seolhyu and zico or song song couple being circulated bc yes. Send it to me.

and ok so r u saying theres 0 gay couples in kpop?

bc using your logic wheres ANY gay couples evidence people have? wanna send them over?

Firstly, I am not a paparrazi, sasaengs or an sm staff. Why would I easily have any pics of vids of kaisoo? ESP when they are a major taboo and controversial couple? Hell i aint even korean.

I don't like talking about rumoured evidene that exist but not circulated about kaisoo, bc rumours will always be rumours. but if u must know

a chinese fan claimed she had pics of kaisoo kissing backstage back in 2014

there is also 'hamburger 2.0' sets of photos which are the more intimate version of the sefies of ks lies on top of ji pics

and in 2015 they were threatened to be outed due to evidences a certain media outlet has. (even a rumoured sex tape)

my stance still stands. If we so easily have these proofs and evidences at hand, ANYONE can post and out kaisoo, and when that happens, they wont be exo's kaisoo anymore, kaisoo will just be two social OUTCASTS

sm pays huge money burying kaisoo evidence, makes up TWO HUGE het scandals for ji, try to manly-fy ks all these years, come up with ji hates ks only likes moon and ravi plan, cockblocking them in concerts, heavilybpromote sesoox and chansoox

BUT you want to 'disproof' kaisoo by telling ME, a peasant intl fan on tumblr that we are all delusional bc there isn't any legit proof of kaisoo in MY personal messages when there 'should' be

r u dumb or wat

[dika-kadi]

Do you know what happened to kaisoo’s fansite 9493 room? Thanx💜

Idk the full details but I think they shut down after tweeting other idols' pics on their acc and got hate.

Before they shut down,they answered yes, they are boyfriends when some1 asked them if kd are dating.

And I've heard they were somehow like a sasaeng fansite so...👀🤷‍♀️

Thanks for the ask! <3

[oheejun-archive]

why did someone just tag my post about baekhyun beating up sasaengs as kaisoo...

[kaisoounderground]

Please stop spreading false things and speculations about JI, he pretty sure wouldn't want such fans.. Also, your apartment theories are pretty scary, that's nothing but sasaeng behaviour..Stop invading his (and also KS) privacy please. Don't ignore my message.

Anon says: Please stop spreading false things

Not sure what I am “spreading” that is false. I talk about a lot of things on my own personal blog and I believe everything I say to be true, usually with proof to support my conclusions or theories. Don’t know what you are referring to but I lay the burden at your feet to prove that “things” I talk about are false. 

and speculations about JI,

I speculate because it is interesting to me, there are no rules, and it is my blog.

he pretty sure wouldn’t want such fans.

I think it would be better if you did not speak for him. 

Also, your apartment theories are pretty scary,

How is looking at JI’s vlives on the internet and using Google scary? Because I learn things? I like to investigate.They are JI’s videos that he publishes to the public, not videos I take secretly of his private moments. I learn things through published information available to everyone. 

that’s nothing but sasaeng behaviour.

How is looking at JI’s vlives and using Google Sasaeng behavior? I will repeat: They are JI’s videos that he publishes to the public, not videos I take secretly of his private moments. I learn things through published information available to everyone.  

Stop invading his (and also KS) privacy please.

Jongin publishes his vlives and IG stories for all the world to see…on the internet. Pretty hard to invade someone’s privacy when he makes his life public (example: panning the camera around the room to give everyone a nice nosey around). Please. 

He isn’t stupid you know, he is keenly aware that fans, whether Kaisoo or just EXO fans, are going to scrutinize every frame to see what they can learn just because they are curious and it’s fun. And yet, he keeps doing them. 

Also, it isn’t the same as sitting outside his (and also KS’s) apartment with binoculars and a camera. He willingly showed us his place. I saw it on the internet. Not exactly a stalker like some, who stalk people’s blogs to bully them like they are someone with insider knowledge, you know, like a sasaeng.

Don’t ignore my message. 

Why not?

[soaringsoon]

Do you believe in saesangs? I have seen a publication in ig where a saesang says that Kaisoo is not real ... I love kd but I can not help but feel fear and sadness 😭

I think some sasaengs may have the right information, but I think some may not, and I think it’s always wise to take everything they say with a grain of salt. Even pictures they claim to have taken may be edited, and anyone can write up any story they want. I don’t personally read or follow much sasaeng activity.

[aphrodite1288]

Congratulations Ouri Kim Jong Date 🌹 👰‍♀️💍🤵🏻 🥂

I got so much hate for sharing photos without censoring their faces, but I don't care. Here take it

Jongdae calling her " Mihee-ya" I heard "M-iyan" 😂 but he really said "Mi-ya!" As mihee ya when he was giving her his vows and speech. I hope she deserves it and earns it after all these years of being his sasaeng.

Congratulations 👏🏻🎉👏🏻🎉🥳 I really am Happy if he's Happy.

Her name is Jung Mihee, She is his pretty Noona born in 1989, 3 years older than ouri Jongdae:

The Venue is beautiful with the sunset it was Magical seriously 🧡🧡🧡🧡

I loved How Jongdae Made ouri CBX as his Best-Men

Though why didn't Exo sing for him? Like they did to all their friends in their weddings? I better have a video of them singing to Jongdae by tomorrow morning!

People said Sehun was only eating throughout the whole ceremony 🤣 Him and Baekhyun's face though they didn't smile much, also I didn't like how Exo didn't make huge efforts in depressing up decently. Especially Ksoo and Sehun who wore the same style?? Are you going to your 9-5pm Office Job? It's a wedding! Where are you tuxedos?

Anyway we got our KAISOO and that's what matters, I loved how Ksoo

[myfirelight64]

FAQ

Do you think Chanbaek is real? Yes! ♥

Do you trust your sources? Source. 614% ♥

How long do you think chanbaek have been together? Going on 4-6 years ♥

Kaisoo? As long as they’ve known each other.

Seju? If at all - going on two years.

Do you talk to any sasaengs? No.

Do you know any sasaengs? No.

Should we believe ____? A sasaeng said it. Probably not. But ask me anyways if you like.

Did chanbaek meet up in Japan? Yes! Sapporo - Hanoke - Tokyo~

Was Baeky*on/Ka*stal/J*nka* real? No.

[faakeid]

Shouldn't there be more slip ups for kaisoo, like getting caught there family member or friends doing something on ig kinda like che.n and mi.hee Maybe that why people cant put they full 100% in

Getting caught by who? Fansites shield their idols most of them time (except if they do something they go against), ordinary fans may see things but keep quiet (like a fan saw JI traveling to Vietnam and didn’t post about it), sasaengs don’t easily share stuff except idols do something they’re against (like fansites) or silly stuff, media will bury the gay couple(s) no matter what since they were paid for it. So, who’s there to post a thing about KD or another gay couple?

And don’t forget about kd going to the movies at valentine’s day. It was released back then but after that the updates involving kd became rarer. Having correlation or not, maybe there were crumbs back in the day but people simply didn’t interpret this way because, OF COURSE, two man can’t date each other in SK, such thing as gay relationship doesn’t exist in kpop industry,

[soofection]

If the kaisoo fandom don't start getting more information or sasaengs don't start leaking stuff about kaisoo the fandom going to shrink to nothing by the time kyungsoo back

yeah i actually agree

but its natural, happens to all ships/ idols when they enlist

but if kaisoo interact again when ks comes back a new fandom will grow

[incelkai]

Why don't the elite kadi people release those pictures so people realize that kaisoo is real

ok so uhhh this comes up a lot, I would like to think it’s because these sasaeng fans know that outing kadi would literally ruin them (and idols who have been outed in the past have promptly committed suicide, which obviously nobody wants to have happen ever again)

but realistically, unfortunately, proof that there is a gay couple (or just one day idol, for that matter) in the biggest kpop group that’s active right now is probably worth a LOT of money. What I imagine happens is a fan somehow acquires proof, they sell it to Dispatch or some other press outlet, and that company makes a deal with SM that they won’t release the pictures if SM sends them a fat check, and there’s probably all kinds of NDAs between everybody so this information stays exclusive, because when it’s exclusive it’s still worth a fortune, but if everyone has it nobody stands to make money off it

so the “elite kadi people” keep this stuff to themselves when they get it because there’s probably more than one entity ready to sue if it gets out, you know?

[fanficst]

Férias no Havaí [PT 12/?]

Narradora POV ♡ ——————————————— = Outro dia... As meninas estavam tomando café, pois finalmente, deus é mais, elas iriam na praia -Será que os meninos do EXO vão estar lá? —Yeon perguntou -Nossa vida não gira em torno deles —Yezi respondeu -Grossa do caralho —Yeon resmungou -Eu iria morrer de vergonha se eles estivessem lá —Adi falou -Como se Park Chano nunca tivesse te olhado por baixo dessas roupas né meu bem —Kara falou. Adi ficou parecendo uma pimenta do méxico e Yezi riu -E-Eu não estou falando dele —Adi disse e voltou a tomar seu café -Tá falando de quem? Dos outros bofes? Ai amiga, fica relax, cada uma aqui já tem o seu. —Kara disse tomando sua vitamina -O QUE? —Todas gritaram, menos Kezi que estavam tomando seua cafés tranquilamente -É sério, suas cavalas —Yezi disse— Kara, cadê a listinha? Kara pegou um bloquinho de notas no bolso e deu para Yezi. -Vamos ver... Yezi com Suho, Kara com Sehun obviamente, Nina com Kai, Adi e Chanyeol obviamente 2, Rosé com Xiumin —Yezi disse e Kara deu um sorriso malicioso direcionado para Rosé— Yeon com Tao, Zhou com Chen, Yeonhyo e Kris, Chozu e D.O, Siena e Lay obviamente 3 e Enid e Baekhyun mesmo eu não concordando com essa palhaçada -EU E BAEKHYUN? -EU E TAO? -EU COM XIUMIN? -EU E KAI? -Eu se fosse vocês aproveitava —Kezi disse em uníssono -Se até a Yezi resolveu tomar vergonha na cara e colocou o Sumoney com ela, vocês também podem —Kara disse -Felizmente já comprometida —Adi disse e Siena concordou com a cabeça -Por que a Yezi precisa ficar com o rico do grupo? —Yeon fez biquinho -VOCÊ PODE TER UM HOMEM MARAVILHOSO AOS SEUS PÉS, E TIRA SEU CAVALINHO DA CHUVA —Yezi gritou -Por que eu e D.O? -Quer uma lista por numeral, alfabeto ou por editora? —Yezi disse revirando os olhos— Primeiro: O apelidinho 'Kyungie'. Segundo: Você aparecendo descabelada. Terceiro: Dois anões -CALÚNIA O ÚLTIMO ITEM —Chozu gritou -Nina tem um fraco por dançarino principal hein? —Zhou disse e Nina começou a chorar -HOSEOK, ENCOSTA SUA BOCA NA MINHA E FAZ BILU BILU BILU BILU —Ela cantou chorando— SEM VOCÊ EU NÃO VOU A LUGAR NENHUM, MEU BILU BILU BILU BILU Então Yezi fez a melhor coisa, pegou duas tampas de panela e bateu uma na outra na frente de Nina, que ainda chorava baixinho -Nina, olha nos meus olhos —Yezi falou e Nina o fez, fungando— O Hoseok nesse momento deve estar se pegando com a SinB no terraço da BigHit, então se ele pode, você também pode, agarra o Kai como se ele fosse sua própria vida, porque puta que pariu, aquele homem é maravilhoso —Yezi disse e então se recompos. Nina ainda estava processando tudo isso. -Já disse que te amo hoje? -Não. -Eu te amo. -Eu também te amo. = 45 minutos depois... + Praia de Maui - Hawaii - 13:34 + -Eu não aguento mais andar —Chozu dizia se arrastando pela areia -Mais a Praia é na frente do hotel —Nina disse -E dai? —Chozu parou pra secar o suor— Olha o sol que tá, eu sinto que vou morrer -Vai nada —Enid disse colocando um boné em Chozu e colocando um chapéu de palha dos dias atuais -Meu Chonid está vivoooo —Adi disse batendo palminhas -Sempre esteve —Chozu disse dando uma piscadinha -LAY! —Siena gritou, assustando todas elas e indo correndo na direção do chinês abençoado -Agora a gente corre —Rosé disse se virando pra trás, mas soltou um grito de dor quando Yezi puxou sua orelha -Só não arranca a orelha dela, por favor —Kara disse -Eu não vim até aqui pra você sair correndo, então para de frescura e vamos logo —Yezi disse puxando Rosé para a frente -OMMA! Quer dizer... YEZI! Isso dói! —Rosé disse -Eu não dou a minima. —Ela disse continuando -PRAIA! —Enid e Zhou gritaram correndo em direção a praia sem nem prestar atenção nos gritos de Chen e Baekhyun -Pode me soltar agora? Eu já perdi um pedaço da minha orelha —Rosé disse quando Yezi se aproximou do grupinho que estavam sentado nas cadeiras: Suho, Xiumin, D.O e Sehun -Você fala demais —Yezi soltou e Rosé não pensou duas vezes em sentar Mais dai ela percebeu. Que sentou em cima de Kim Minseok. ELA. SENTOU. EM. CIMA. XIUMIN. -MEU DEUS! DESCULPA, DESCULPA —Rosé disse se curvando vermelha de vergonha -Só pra você não passar mais vergonha —Yezi disse jogando uma cadeira pra Rosé, que quase caiu tentando pegar -Ah, não tem problema —Xiumin disse coçando a nuca -Ai mais é um fofo mesmo —Kara disse apertando as bochechas dele -Eu tô aqui viu? —Sehun disse revirando os olhos -Melhor eu ir cuidar de um certo alguém carente —Kara disse indo na direção de Sehun -A Enid tem 16 ou 6 anos mesmo? —Yezi disse vendo ela brincar com Baekhyun, Zhou e Chanyeol na agua -AAAAAA SOCORRO —Nina disse pulando em cima de Yezi— O KAI, ME AJUDA! -O que aquele moleque fez dessa vez? —Suho perguntou -ELE ME CHAMOU PRA SURFAR! Então Yezi jogou Nina na areia -Vai surfar com ele então, caralho —Yezi disse irritada -Mas... -MAS PORRA NENHUMA, VAI LOGO ANTES QUE EU MESMA TE COLOQUE NO MAR —Yezi gritou e Nina quase voou -Misericórdia —D.O disse olhando Yezi -Tá de TPM Yezi? —Rosé disse e Yezi a encarou— Tá parei. Então... -Nina! —Kai chegou todo sorridente pra Nina que estremeceu quando viu seu sorriso— Já pediu permissão pra Yezi? -Pedir permissão pra mim? —Yezi disse arqueando uma sombrancelha -É que eu não sei nadar, lembra? —Nina disse torcendo para Yezi não a denunciar -Você sab... -VAMOS LOGO, JONGIN, ELA JÁ PERMITIU —Nina disse empurrando Jongin pra longe dali -Cacete, ela sabe nadar bem, porra —Yezi resmungou -Ela tá negando um surfe com o Kai? A louca —Rosé disse -O Kai nem é tudo isso... —Xiumin disse mas seus olhos estavam em Rosé -Ele é sim —Kyungsoo se meteu -MEU KAISOO TÁ VIVO —Kara gritou -SE CONTROLA, VIADO —Yezi gritou e deu um tapinha em Kara -Ai, doeu. -... OLHA O TAMANHO DAQUELA PORRA DE ONDA —Yezi e Rosé gritaram -ENID SAI JÁ DAI, MISERICORDIA! —Kara gritou -É um tsunami? Eu tô fora —Sehun disse Yezi e Rosé apenas olhavam aquela onda gigantesca chegar cada vez mais perto deles e Kara já estava desesperada. -ENID, ZHOU OLHEM A PORRA DA ONDA QUE TA AI INDO PRA VOCÊS! —Kara disse num alto falante -VOCÊS SÃO CEGOS OU O QUE? —Yezi gritou e sem perceber, já estava atrás de Suho, apertando seus ombros Suho nem ligava pra dor do ombro, já estava feliz de ter alguma interação a mais com Yezi. Enid, assim que ouviu, olhou pra trás e viu aquela onda gigantesca, fez um sinal para os outros 3 sairem. E então, os 4 loucos correram em direção aos outros. -Que porra a gente vai fazer agora? —Chozu disse -JÁ SEI! VAMOS SACRIFICAR DUAS VIRGENS E DAR DE OFERENDA PRO MAR! —Kara disse animada— EU PEGO A SIENA E VOCÊS A ENID -O QUE? —Enid gritou -NÃO, CREDO, SEM SACRIFICIO —Baekhyun balançou as mãos negativamente -Vamos.... Esperar? É, esperar. —Suho disse -VOCÊS DOIS SÃO LÍDERES! PELO AMOR DO BUDA —Baekhyun gritou e Suho e Yezi se entreolharam -EU SOU A LÍDER DE UM GRUPO, NÃO FUI TREINADA PRA LIDAR COM TSUNAMI —Yezi berrou -PRIMEIRO QUE A GENTE NEM SABE SE É UM TSUNAMI, TUDO BEM? E eu concordo com a Yezi —Suho gritou -Você concorda com tudo que ela diz —Sehun sorriu sapeca -COMO? -Ele viu todas as suas lives e entrevistas ontem e tava concordando com tudo que você dizia —Sehun disse. Yezi o olhou e Suho murmurou um "Depois a gente fala disso" -BENDITA SEJA A YUN SEO —Kara gritou— MEU DEUS QUANDO EU VER ELA EU VOU ENFIAR O CELULAR NA GOELA DELA -Eu sou muito novo pra morrer —Sehun choramingou -Se você é novo pra morrer imagina eu —Enid disse -Esse é o meu fim —Baekhyun disse— Eu te amo, Chanyeol -Também te amo, Baekhyun —Chanyeol disse então se abraçaram. Enid e Adi olharam incrédulas para eles -Afe, quanto drama —Yezi disse colocando óculos de sol. Eles tinham fechado os olhos, se preparando para o impacto da agua. Mas nada. E ficaram assim por uns 5 minutos. -Ah gente... Eu acho que nenhuma onda vai bater aqui —Chen disse com medo de abrir os olhos -Quem abre os olhos primeiro? —Sehun perguntou -O mais corajoso entre nós. —Chanyeol disse -YEZI —As meninas gritaram em uníssono -Foi unanimidade, não nos culpe —Baekhyun disse Yezi grunhiu e então se levantou -Conta até três e depois você abre o olho —Chozu disse -Um... Dois... Três. —Yezi disse, em seguida abrindo os olhos. -E então? —Rosé perguntou -Nós morremos? —Zhou perguntou -Será que estamos no inferno? —D.O perguntou -Deve ser, ficou quente de repente —Baekhyun disse se abanando -Sinto muito em dizer... Mas fomos tapeados. —Yezi disse e todos arregalaram os olhos, vendo que tudo estava normal novamente e que dava pra ver onde a agua da onda chegou, no caso, nem se aproximou deles. -Eu não acredito... —Xiumin disse. -EU TÔ VIVA, ALELUIA—Enid disse, correndo em direção a agua, sendo seguida por Baekhyun, Chanyeol e Zhou, voltando a brincadeira deles -Ufa, vamos surfar agora em paz, Nina —Kai disse, pegando na mão de Nina (que estava um pimentão agora) e levou para longe dali -Eu pensei que fosse o meu fim. —Sehun disse com a mão no peito -Adi, vamos continuar o castelinho? —Chen perguntou e Adi concordou incansavelmente— CHANYEOOOOOL, VAMOS LOGO Depois do grito de Chen, Chanyeol correu até ele e Adi e começou a montar um castelinho de areia -Suho —Yezi começou olhando Suho— Você é uma sasaeng minha? -AHAHA, não, não —Suho disse, meio sem jeito— Eu só... gosto de ver você em ação... -Curioso um Vocal gostar de me fazer fazendo Rap —Yezi disse arqueando uma sombrancelha -Fico feliz de saber que sou o primeiro —Suho disse sorrindo e Yezi devolveu -Yezi, Yezi, Yezi —Kara disse se sentando ao lado dela— Olha que delicia aquele ChanHun ali -Olha esse abs, Jesus —Rosé disse se juntando as duas -Olha o abs do Chanyeol, meu senhor —Yezi disse se abanando -Olha o do Chen aaaeuvoumorrer —Kara disse se encostando no ombro de Yezi -O do Xiumin é um pecado —Rosé disse olhando Xiumin pelo canto dos olhos -O do Suho... —Kezi disse juntas, mais disfarçando um pouco só pra não serem descobertas Elas estavam maravilhosamente bem, vendo os abs dos meninos ali, quando gritos estavam sendo direcionados e elas E de repente... -ME AJUDA PELO AMOR DE DEUS —Chanyeol disse, se escondendo atrás de Yezi, que foi obrigada a se levantar por causa das loucuras do mesmo -O que foi agora porra? —Yezi disse revirando os olhos, mas logo viu uma Adi furiosa se aproximando dos dois— Nem precisa me explicar mais... -VOCÊ ME PAGA, SEU POSTE ESTÚPIDO —Adi disse, correndo atrás de Chanyeol, que se defendia de Adi com Yezi— VOCÊ ME FEZ PERDER O MEU CASTELINHO, ELE ESTAVA LINDO -FOI A ONDA PRINCESA, EU JURO —Chanyeol disse, se esquivando de um tapa com Yezi -Eu juro que se algum tapa me acertar, eu juro que afogo os dois —Yezi disse com cara se tédio enquanto todos os outros berravam -EU VOU MATAR VOCÊ CHANO —Adi disse correndo atrás dele. E de repente... -OLHA LÁ! A ADI TÁ BRIGANDO XOM A YEZI E O CHANYEOL PORQUE PEGOU ELES SE BEIJANDO! —Uma menina, junto com um grupo se uns adolescentes e crianças, com cameras e coisas do Star Tabby e do EXO, disse -COMO É QUE É, PIRRALHA? —Yezi disse, se virando pra eles e quase derrubando Chanyeol -Eles são seus fãs —Chanyeol cochichou com Yezi -QUE SE FODA, QUEM ELES PENSAM QUE SÃO PRA FALAR ISSO DA GENTE? —Yezi disse indignada -OLHA! AGORA O NOVO CASAL DA AREA ESTÃO BRIGANDO POR CAUSA DA ADI! -Puta merda. —Adi disse passando a mão pelos seus cabelos -Victoria, publica isso no blog! Os Shooting Stars vão ficar louquinhos! —Uma menina disse E foi nessa hora que todos arregalaram os olhos.

[kaisoounderground]

Theres no reason for us to believe that they didnt switch dorms since the SuJu one. Alot of their sasaengs have hinted to that. I think it's more realistic to assume such since they have more money now and more successful since 2015 when they moved there. The apartment thing is just completely made up guesses about the layout. And I just hate when kdshippers actually look crazy like people think we are. It was a fun theory but JI says its the dorm its wrong to say hes lying when we have no idea.

ANON WRITES: Theres no reason for us to believe that they didnt switch dorms since the SuJu one.

MY ANSWER: YES THERE IS:

Idol Men, 170723 - MC, “How many rooms does EXO have right now?”, Baekhyun answered, “8 rooms, 2 floors.” Chen, Xiumin, Sehun and Suho got the bigger rooms…“

SuJu’s dorms are on the 11th and 12th floors of the apartment complex - JI, PCY, Suho and Sehun on the 11th and Xiumin, Chen, Baekhyun and KS on the 12th floor above them.

The SuJu layout on each floor has two larger bedrooms and two smaller. The two smaller ones are right next to each other whereas the larger are on opposite sides of the apartment. If Xiumin and Chen and Suho and Sehun each have the bigger rooms then that only leaves the smaller rooms next to each other for the other four. Lo and behold:

Jongin said that he and PCY have rooms next to each other (which would be the smaller ones) so that means that Suho and Sehun must have the larger ones (just like BBH said).

BBH and D.O. said that they have rooms next to each other (which means they also have the smaller rooms) so that means that Chen and Xiumin have the larger ones (just like BBH said).

That would be quite a coincidence that a “new” dorm would also be two floors, with layouts that happen to have two smaller rooms (next to each other) and two larger ones per floor, with the guys split up in the exact same groupings per floor, and occupying rooms in the exact same manner.

And before you argue that that was July 2017, Jongin’s first V-Live was September 25, 2017, in that exact same room. So in order for that to be JI’s room in a “new” dorm then they would have had to move in the nine weeks in between those two dates while finishing performances & promotions for Ko Ko Bop, concerts, interviews, rehearsals for Power and then the performances & promotions which started in early September, and don’t forget the members’ individual schedules plus college for some! And JI had time to decorate his room too?

Alot of their sasaengs have hinted to that.

A lot of sesaengs have said that Kaisoo has an apartment, forget the hinting. Which sesaengs do we believe?

I think it’s more realistic to assume such since they have more money now and more successful since 2015 when they moved there.

A) See first answer above. B) It doesn’t matter what we think is more realistic to assume. That is why reasonable evidence to back your assertions is crucial. I worked very hard to provide that. If you have evidence, I would love to see it. I could be wrong and would wish to correct a bad theory.

The apartment thing is just completely made up guesses about the layout.

Insulting on so many levels but okay. I didn’t spend hours and hours scouring the internet doing research in order to verify my “made up guesses” so as to present them as credible theories. No, I just made it all up. And those before me who have presented their findings over the years? Guesses? And the others currently who’ve researched and reported? They just made it up too?

And I just hate when kdshippers actually look crazy

Ouch, I am being chastised for bringing the crazy factor into the kaisoo shipping culture. You think I actually look crazy. And you hate that.

like people think we are.

I hate to break it to you but if you seriously ship kaisoo, you lost all credibility with 85 percent of the exo fandom which cringes at the thought of kaisoo. Welcome to the club - you just said it yourself, they already think you are crazy.

It was a fun theory but JI says its the dorm its wrong to say hes lying

So I had my fun but now I have to stop because JI said something and everything he (and all the members) says is always the truth and so it is just wrong to suggest otherwise.

This is the most telling statement of all I think. A devoted kaisoo supporter could not make that statement without laughing, especially those who have been in the trenches since the early days. I’m still new here and even I know this: anybody who supports kaisoo KNOWS that all of the members do things and say things (yes, lie) in order to create cover for kaisoo to keep them and the band safe. The members that have lied the most? Kaisoo themselves.

when we have no idea.

That is why I research to make credible every theory I put out there - so I do have an idea.

I enjoy challenging asks Anon, so thank you. I would have enjoyed it more without the snide comments though but whatevs. 😜 I don’t mean any harm in what I do. Sorry it rubs you the wrong way.