#kaisoo theories

[chocoberry-dream]

Hello again kaisooists 🐧🐻 Little ole me has stumbled across something interesting 👀

Remember back on April 1st in 2016 when the news broke that ji and krys were dating and chahn yall posted this really odd and cryptic “headline” on his Instagram?

This randomly popped into my head the other day now that I’ve been missing kadi and thinking about them lately.

I remember at the time it was posted, everyone in the kaisoo tag was trying to decipher what he meant, if it was supposed to be an April fools joke or if it had anything to do with the dating news. If I remember correctly he’d posted it either right before or shortly after the news broke and was confirmed by Es Em.

So I decided to go over to chahn yall’s insta again to see what the comments on the post were bc it’s been so long and I was curious if anyone wrote any kaisoo related under it. But when I went to look for it, I noticed that it had either been archived or deleted.

I screen recorded for proof, the right side is hidden for privacy due to some ppl’s insta screen names being visible since I follow him. The dates of the post are magnified on the left side:

I can definitively say that it had been left up on his Instagram for months after kxk and I believe even up til they “broke up” but I’m not sure when or why it was removed.

Something that was also peculiar to me is that besides that screenshot from the tumblr above, it was INCREDIBLY difficult for me to find this post anywhere on the internet. Even chahn yall bias pages that repost his Instagram posts did not have this post anywhere to be found.

I searched for 20 minutes and was only able to find this screenshot here on tumblr and on a random Russian page:

There’s two things I want to mention here.

First I will explain the picture a bit more for those of you who may not know.

The mosaic picture in chahn y’all’s post is of KS in his role as Kang Woo for the drama “It’s Okay That’s Love”. In this drama, the main character Jae Yeol (played by Jo Insung) suffers from undiagnosed schizophrenia and befriends Kang Woo. But as his illness worsens it’s revealed that Kang Woo is not real and is a hallucination, representing Jae Yeol’s younger self. When Jae Yeol begins treatment, Kang Woo doesn’t appear to Jae Yeol anymore .

I don’t speak Korean but I think the correct translation of the headline title in the post would be “Actually, I’m hallucinating” indicating that he’s the one hallucinating and not Jae Yeol. Since his role in the drama was him as a hallucination it wouldn’t make sense to admit to being a hallucination.

At the time I initially thought “okay, maybe it’s some sort of lighthearted April fools joke and a playful jab and ks”. But as I thought about it, the joke didn’t really make much sense bc we already know after watching the drama that ks isn’t the one who was hallucinating.

Then after reading theories and thinking about it more, I thought it was weird to post that on the same day the kxk news came out. Which leads me to my second point: I do think it has something to do with kxk and here’s why.

As we all know egg sew had a concert that day, secret night. When the pictures came out ji looked like he’d been up crying all day and ks appeared to have tears in his eyes. They also were super awkward with each other and it seemed like ji looked apologetic about something and ks wouldn’t look at him. This was after a long period of not really interacting or showing skinship and of course all those pann and dispatch gay couple blind items disappearing.

So it made me think more about the insta post, how he said that actor D admits “actually, I’m hallucinating.” We all know that ks and chahn yall have a close friendship, and it seemed like the kxk scandal caught both ks and ji off guard, almost like they both found out this media play was happening on the same day, hours before the news went out. Was this post supposed to be a hint at ks’s feelings about the news breaking? Did kxk come as a surprise to him and make him feel like the entire relationship between him and ji was actually what wasn’t real to everyone else now, aka a hallucination?

It might be a reach, but I can’t think of any other reason behind why chahn yall would delete/archive that specific post but not any of the other ones. Unless you’re a kaisoo supporter the joke would seem to have no relation to the kxk scandal, so it’s really suspicious that it disappeared.

I also can’t say for sure, but I also wonder if SM has something to do with it being gone and almost no trace of it online or on fan archives. I noticed that after the kxk “break up” kaisoo went back to their own ways, but little by little different kadi blogs were deactivating and some fansites were disappearing abruptly. I’m talking hardcore kaisoo blogs and fansites that I would have never imagined would disappear (cuddlekaisoo, alvabear, kaiser-dolly, 8812 just for example, some of their posts are even hard to find here on tumblr). To this day I still am seeing things like “so-and-so-deactivated09122018” here on tumblr throughout the tag thinking to myself like “omg, this person was a super big kaisoo supporter and they deactivated? I would have never imagined..” 😶

Of course things happen, ppl move onto other things and maybe the second scandal with jinnie has something to do with it too, but it’s all just very odd to me. I’d love to know other ppl’s opinions about this too if you’re interested!🩷

[exoscreamsoda]

D.O.& KAI’s kitchen is the gift that keeps on giving :)

[comatosegal]

Can't Get Caught! XXX is Kaisoo

I haven’t post in a year but now I have a Kaisoo related and fully delusional theory. 

I believe that Can't Get Caught! XXX a webtoon by author Lee (available on Lezhin) is based on Kaisoo. 

The main characters are Seo Jungwoo and Eun Saeun who are childhood friends. SaEun is from a small town but now he lives in Seoul and works as comic artist who writes erotic BL. The main character on his BL are him and Jungwoo, of course.

The evidence.

1. Height and skin tone contrast, also the short one is the hyung.

2. Peaches, we all know who Jongin was singing about. 

3.Jungwoo has a nephew who looks just like him

4. Jungwoo playing football with Ks shirt number

5. They have almost the same birthday 

[copybel]

I miss this kind of kaisoo moment

I mean look how nini looks at kyungsoo, focus on your own meal sir🥺

[painteddaisee]

Honestly I kinda disliked this site but coming back from Twitter I realized there is less hate here . The tweet fics are annoying me. So I just came here to read some kaisoo theories.

I bet most of the people here are of older age than that of people using Twitter and I am glad that you guys didn't left and are still here posting hd GIFs and pictures and the memes and my fave THE KAISOO THRORIES.

[iloveepinkandkadi]

The Differences Between Real Couples and Kaist*l(ft.Dispatch)

Hello everyone i was looking at Netizenbuzz today then i saw the dating news of Uee and Gangnam( Congratulations to the couple ^^ ) and again who did reveal the couple? : Yes Dispatch ^^

Let’s look at the photos:

(cr. to Dispatch)

They are hugging and they don’t realize Dispatch is taking photos of them.

Now let’s look at another couple( i think they broke up now, i dunno); Seolhyun and Zico :

(cr. to Dispatch)

Can you see how Seolhyun is wearing a mask to hide herself and running( like in a panic or rush idk)? ( Btw a Kaisoo suppporter friend made an analysis of SeolCo and Kaist*l and talk about the differences but i couldn’t find it, if you find it pls add it or message at me ^^) . It seems like Seolhyun doesn’t wanna be caught while in a date with Zico, mmmm.....

Now SongSong couple ( they are going to marry this October,congratz ^^ ) :

(cr. to Dispacth)

B*ekyeon :

(I’m sorry but i’ve always believed that they dated or they are still dating i don’t know.)

(cr. to Dispatch)

Lee Min Ho and Suzy :

(cr. to Dispatch)

Hani and Junsu:

(cr. to Dispatch)

They are trying to hide themselves,it’s so obvious.

Taeyang and Min Hyorin :

They are wearing masks and enjoying their date like a REAL couple.

(cr. to Dispatch)

There are so many couples revealed by Dispatch but i will end it here.

Now look at our FAKE couple( they are not anymore. Btw they weren’t in the beginning what am i saying lol. Don’t mind me :D ) :

Did you see the differences? They don’t hide themselves like other couples does. They don’t wear masks like other couples does. Dispatch did not catch them. Look at Kryst*l in the last photo. She is like “Oh are you there? that’s good.(smiling) Okay let’s do this!” and look at our poor baby Nini ‘cause he was put in a fake realationship because of his bitch company SM( you know they must hide the gay....) He is like “ okay take some photos, i wanna go home and sleep..” He doesn’t even look at her Come On???!!! Can’t you see there is sth wrong in these photos? Doesn’t this remind you a photoshoot? They don’t in a panic or rush. They are like they wanted to caught deliberately.. As a Kaisoo supporter myself nearly 3 years, when i first saw these pics last year, i realized they didn’t look geniune and this was all fake. Even the accounts about them seemed so fake.And now, after i saw a new couple this year revealed by Dispatch and after i looked at their photos(how they are hugging) i again remembered how SM tried to make us believe this all over fake relationship :D . Now i’m glad they also confirmed their fake break up 1 month ago ( because u know they were never a couple hihi :D ) You tried SM but we are not kids u know? :D.

In conclusion, i just wanted to show how their photos seems fake and different from other couples. :) 

Take Care of Yourselves and Love And Support Real Couple aka Kaisoo :* 

[littleprincehyun]

Hi! I've always believed in cb, since day one, but recently kaisoo really caught my attention because... I don't know, there's something. So I was wondering what's your opinion on them? Sorry if you answered this question already!

Honestly, Kaisoo have always had me curious as to something being there. I’m not fully convinced like I am with chanbaek but there is definitely something there.

[mingziks]

So this is not the kaisoo apartment? :(

[soofection]

ks is not your typical straight

Jolin Tsai performed in 2015 mama in Hong Kong with male lingerie dancers, with their glorious chests thighs exposed, in heels, with sass. Huge throwback.

And here i am about to backstab ks bc he is in the military :) let’s gossip about him 

1.  ks couldn’t take his eyes off the performance, he was starring, completely immersed, frowning a little to fully concentrate while xm is relaxed, distracted, and joked about something to ks 

2. ks SMIRKED at xm’s joke but quickly looked serious and focused on the performance again (immersed)

3. then he bit his lip. a sign of nervousness. he did this for 5 seconds and bit his lips twice again 

4. he suddenly put his hand to his neck, a sign of fidgeting and nervousness, raised his chin, a sign of being ‘bothered’ by the performance.

5. lips still pursed. he kept grabbing/ rubbing his neckline, fidgeting.

after many seconds, hand still there, (its not an itchy neck, bc he didnt scratch the skin) he just held onto his clothes collar. SEE -  NO ONE else was that RESTLESS

so my dear ks, why so stressed and need to calm down??? 

watch the vid. he even pulled at the collar a little, an action commonly done when the room is getting abit hot ain’t it ks.

ks what stress you soothing huh

6. if you watch the video, time: 1.35s, he gulped when he raised his neck a little. (tried my best with still images, just watch the video) 

7. look at his arms position, in front of him into a ‘self hug’ its not crossing arms, but one on top of the other at the waist line. it is a sign of nervousness when you are trying to hide something / stressed or frustrated. so why you so stressed and bothered ks?

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he is bothered but not in a bad way bc he didn’t look disgusted or disapproving, he smiles a little this whole time. (i must clarify just in case some solo stans want to make ks a homophobe), he is watching the performance while biting his lips, fidgeting with his neck and watching VERY intensely, not judgingly. 

proof: after the performance, he is smiling, he obviously enjoyed the show very much 

hets will argue: he just thinks jolin is hot, checking her out. well jolin IS hot but so are most female artists. but can yall hetties prove with his ‘eyeball angulation’ that he was ONLY looking at jolin and not the dancers? this was a special performance. no one else EVER had any near naked muscular male dancers except for jolin. and ks is visibly fidgety, nervous, hot and bothered by this particular performance. 

just saying i guess? who KNOWS what this means??

[exoscreamsoda]

kai accidentally revealed he shared a bed with soo ??? 🕵️‍♀️

its that time of the year where i randomly watch old exo group content and i think i’ve found something that i don’t hear kaisooists mention much? its theory time!

so i was rewatching starshow360 episode 1 and theres this part where everyone is laughing at chankai's contact lense story, before and during this story it is stated that chankai had the bunkbed and soo had the single bed across the room. 

this is a very common knowledge chankaisoo fact, nothing out of the ordinary. chanyeol talks about how kai would drop his contacts from above and they would land on his arm. everyone laughs really hard, sehun and soo are even grabbing each other while laughing.

the host then makes a joke that the contact can fall into chanyeols eye and both baekhyun and kai confirm that he sleeps with his eyes half open.

kai continues to laugh harder and decides to add more to this fact by telling a story of when he thought chanyeol was staring at him.

it might be my delusional kaisoo brain talking here but do you notice something odd?

how exactly is chanyeol “staring” at kai in the 1st place if theyre on a bunk bed? kai is on the top bunk meaning he would have to peek over the top to see chanyeol sleeping below and if that were the case kai would technically be the one staring at him. this leads me to believe that kai was in fact across from chanyeol in the only other bed in the room. mr. doh kyungsoo’s bed.

not only does this help kai’s story make sense but I would also like the point out that the member’s body language and laughs completely change once kai says this. as previously mentioned, they were all laughing pretty hard at the 1st part of the story, to the point where they were banging tables and moving around, but if you look at the screenshots above the members are suddenly more stiff as they listen to his story. kai seems pretty oblivious to the members change in attitude and continues to be the only one laughing along with the hosts, chanyeol just grins awkwardly and then the hosts cut his story off by saying he should dispose his lenses more properly.

so was he misremembering or is there something more going on? 🕵️‍♀️

[kaisooconnection]

I don't usually like to speculate about things that I have limited knowledge about but I just had a thought about why s*m don't give e*xo any schedules these days. I don't know how plausible it is so please correct me if I am completely wrong about this:

Could it be that they had more schedules in the early days because s*m wanted them to get more famous and they took 90-95% of the money from all of their activities. But, now that e*xo have been on the industry for 8 years, they get a bigger cut of the money from their schedules. So, s*m are less likely to promote them because they make less money in the long run??

I don't know if that makes any sense and could explain why they treat e*xo so badly. I know nothing about business. This thought just popped into my head and I wondered if it was true.

[dofuckingsoo]

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[kaisooficrec]

The Fake Boyfriend Theory

Author: honeyedapricotsunshine

Genre: High School AU, Fake Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Romance, Fluff, Comedy, Slight Angst

Rating: PG-13

Length: Chaptered (26k)

Summary: Jongin has a problem. A "too-many-admirers-to-handle" problem. His solution: ask his best friend, Do Kyungsoo, to be his fake boyfriend.

Admin Macaroon’s Notes: i really enjoyed the plot of this fic! it’s very entertaining and so fluffy!! not to mention that kaisoo are both oblivious dummies as usual <3

Read.

[kanna-fangirl]

I personally dont really wanna engage in kpop bc knets are known as hella toxic, double standart, homophobic, racist/ colorist, etc.

I know not all of them is like that but still, it bugs me. Better be allert than disappointed, ykno?

But exo sucks me uuuuppp, no regrets tho!

Their concept!! Woohooo noice ✨✨✨

And the bois!! They take away my uwu and i dont mind

I literally fall in love with them more and more each day uwu ❤️

[heloveshimthemost]

vacation theory

I noticed something very interesting while watching 2019 season’s greeting dvd

[This happened 9:45-10:10 on SEHUNBUBS channel @ YT]

The whole group did a “relay interview” where they ask the member who’ll be interviewed after them (by age) one question that’s why JI is after KS.

ofc I took in the possibility that the question is given to him by the production team but seeing the way he was thinking before asking.. I believe he came up with the question on his own

Here’s KS’ question to JI:

There’s no purpose for the following screenshot, just look how cute he is

Now here’s JI’s answer:

Recently, KS announced that he’ll be taking a 6-days vacation. His very first one in 7 years. He also mentioned that all the members will be on a break, too. The break will be in January (a reminder that’s his bday & JI’s month)

Interestingly, KS’ question is not “the country you want to travel to” but “the country you want to travel to with the members?”

**insert “I love the members” /only looks @ JI/ gif**

What’s worthy to mention is that KS said in his interviews [cr: dyororo112] that CY (also, another translator mentioned BH but i can’t find the tweet) asked him to travel together and he still considers it. (+ KS has been seen traveling w SH in the past so let’s add him to the mix)

another point, in a fansign, CH stated that he wants to go to the US for a vacation and among the members who’ll take he chose KS & SH [cr: serenadyo] but let’s face it.. it’ll probably be Japan.

JI’s answer is just as interesting, he didn’t state a place but said that he wants a getaway idk if it’s the trans but the word comes off more on the romantic side

[edit: anon asked why japan? well, mostly cuz it’s.. a) very near so it won’t take much time traveling. b) they can keep a low profile w/o being recognized + even if they were recognized, japan is very private so they don’t take pix at all. c) this’s an expert from 2018 EXO-L Japan Official Book Vol.8:

Q. What are the things you want to do in Japan? D.O. Answer : A Japan nationwide tour. With only carrying one backpack, I want to go on the trip to the provincial side and eat their delicious foods while also going around the sightseeing spots. (sounds like a getaway to me!) Kai Answer : I would also do the same D.O. Answer : It would be nice (to do that) right? [cr: dyororo112]

kadi showed how very comfortable they are in japan cuz it allows to them to act freely]

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Hmmmm.. I think somebody is planning a getaway vacation (possibly w a few friends) as a birthday present for him & his hubby

[kaisoounderground]

i feel extremely horrible and i hate it. for some reason i just can't look at kaisoo the same anymore, and this has never happened before

I am sorry you feel so horrible Anon. 💔 I wish I had a magic wand to wave those feelings away, I really do.

Now I do not have a crystal ball but I am feeling optimistic today. Why? Because, and this is just a theory mind you, I do not see how this is about kaisoo, but might be more about Jennie and her issues. 

I got no vibe that anyone was looking to cover kaisoo this time. They have been more open than ever, very relaxed. Yet there are no rumors circulating about them. Rather, it appears to me that the one that needs cover may be Jennie.

Why JI though? If I understand correctly, there were only a handful of acceptable pairings for Jennie, JI being one of them, and he has a history with her and there were those already wanting to link them, which meant that the fans would be accepting because they already think they are cute.

Of course JI entering into this agreement through SM must have some benefits for him too, I can think of one right away - there are no kaisoo cover-up issues for JI - he can canoodle with KS as he has been because his “relationship” gives him that cover without the angst (maybe why we didn’t see sad kaisoo the other night?) and other benefits would show themselves over time.

Now I don’t really know anything Anon, this is my working theory at the moment. I hope it gives you something helpful to think about.

Chin up Anon. If you want to talk further, don’t hesitate to send another ask or you can DM me!  💖💖💖💖💖