Naruto: Oh poor dear, all beaten up and matted :(
Kakashi: *experiences gentleness for the first time in years*
Kakashi: *drops head onto Naruto’s stomach*
Kakashi: this is where our pups will be :)
Naruto: *exists*
Kakashi: If I bleed all over you that means you're mine now right?
Naruto: Uh-
Kakashi: Too late, no takebacks.
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This is a redo of what I think the boys pet names for Naruto would be and what kind of partner they are
Shikamaru - Shikamaru is the type of person that would always tease and flirt with Naruto whenever he was misbehaving or just over all being annoying, he also likes laying on Naruto’s lap and watching the clouds - Darling, dear, love
Gaara - He definitely does almost anything Naruto asks him to, if Naruto asked him to destroy a random village he probably would, he is very much a golden retriever, he likes making necklaces out of pretty rocks he finds for Naruto - Mi amor or my love
Neji - The mother, always takes care of Naruto and is very affectionate and loving with the ramen simp, he lets Naruto play with his hair a lot and Naruto loves braiding his hair and putting flowers in it - Love and darling
Sasuke - Gets jealous very easily and is overprotective of Naruto, would always hold Naruto’s hand while they are out and about, when they are alone Sasuke is really affectionate and loves cuddling with Naru - Babe/baby and sometimes kitten
Lee - Very much a chaotic duo, they feed of each others stupidity, Lee is one of the most affectionate people with Naruto, loves cuddles and his favorite place to kiss Naruto is the back of his hand he, likes to help Naruto with his taijutsu - Pebble or love
Sai - Sai will flirt with and tease Naruto at any chance he can get, loves getting really touchy and just all up in Naruto’s space, when he’s not tormenting the boy he is drawing him or trying to come up with new pickup likes to use on Naru-chan - Sexy, sweetheart, cutie, darling, babe/baby
Shino - When they are out in public Shino will often stay close to Naruto and doesn’t show much affection other than occasionally holding hands and gentle kisses on the cheek, when they are alone Shino loves to rest his head on Naruto’s shoulder or lap, he loves listening to Naruto rant and tell stories- Honey or love
Kiba - Another chaotic duo, though not as chaotic as Leenaru, Kiba will constantly ask for cuddles or head pats, will start to flirt and get really touchy out of the blue and loves seeing the reactions that Naruto has, they go on long walks around town and love to walk around at night - Foxy, kitsune, puppy
Kankuro - Treats Naruto like a child, constantly ruffling his hair and always asks for permission for things like cuddles or hugs, makes wooden carvings and gifts them to Naruto - Babe, prince, doll
Kakashi - Is always affectionate, it doesn’t matter where they are or who they are with, Kakashi is always showing his love to Naruto, he loves playing with Naruto’s hair and his favorite place to kiss Naruto is on the nose, he is also a closet perv - Sweetheart, darling, baby
Itachi - Like Sasuke he gets jealous very easily but doesn’t show us as much as Sasuke does, he loves to sneak up on Naruto and hug him from behind, he likes cooking for Naruto and will make what ever it is the boy is craving, usually ramen, he will always pretend to take out little pieces of his heart and sprinkle it on the food whenever he serves it to Naruto - Sunshine
Deidera - Loves making clay sculptures for Naruto (non explosive ones obviously) and Naruto keeps them all on display in his room (Naruto loves gifts), Deidera loves to take Naruto on flights with his clay birds, also he once almost blew up a town because someone had insulted Naruto - Utsukushī (beautiful in Japanese) or dove
Sasori - They don’t go out in public much but when they do Sasori tends to look at anyone who shows even a slight interest in Naruto with murderous intent, their favorite place to be is at a water fall that drops into a lake that turns into a river in the middle of a large forest, there is a grassy island in the middle of the lake where Sasori likes to sit and either make puppets or watch Naruto play in the water or pick flowers, they like to cuddle on the island and look at the clouds, Naruto will also make flower crowns for him and Sasori - doll, love, prince
Hidan - When it comes to Naruto, Hidan can be bit of a pervert, much like Sai he gets kinda up in Naruto’s space and and gets pretty touchy, he kisses Naruto’s neck a lot and loves to see how flustered Naruto gets, when he’s not being a perv he loves just being close to Naruto, it doesn’t matter really what they are doing as long as he is near Naruto, and yes he sacrificed a quarter of a small town for Naruto in the name of love -  Succubus (he calls him this just to mess with him), sweetheart, little fox
Obito - ADHD, they are chaotic in the best way, they match each other’s energy perfectly and get along so well together, they love to cuddle and be affectionate everywhere, their favorite thing to do together is go foraging in the woods and Obito has a pet frog names James, Naruto loves James, they have matching pajamas and love to exchange fidgets and cool rocks that they find, they are very cute - Foxy, Chibi-chan, my sweet, light of my life, love
Adding a new one
Madara - Like Sai and Hidan but worse, Naruto can not go one moment without getting flustered bye this hunk of a man, Madara also likes to give Naruto little gifts like tiny glass animals, rocks, and antiques, he enjoys spoiling Naruto and will often take him out of Konoha to take him shopping - Sweetheart, baby, darling (with a hard r)
If there was anyone that you want to suggest I add onto this list just tell me, I don’t have much better to do
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!!!!!!
The whole time you described naruto denning and preparing for the baby, the only thing I could think of was Kakashi seeing it and silently losing his damn mind.
A constant voice in the back of his head going look what he’s doing for their pup. Look how good he is at making them a home. What would he do for ours? Our little pup with grey hair and blue eyes and perfect little fangs.
Kakashi is in heavy denial
There's heavy denial and then there's Kakashi who is somehow both several magnitudes beyond that and also fully aware that the idea of Naruto raising a pup with anyone but him makes him want to chew glass
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One of my favorite pairings in any fandom.
Five sentence ficlet:
Kakashi/Naruto
Uzumaki Naruto smiles so widely that his eyes close as Hatake Kakashi's ninken dogpile him, shoving their cold, wet noses against his skin.
"I'm going to smell like wet dog!" he teasingly objects.
"Ma. Ma. That's a step up from smelling like ramen," Hatake Kakashi says absently as he turns the page of Icha Icha Tactics.
"Kakashi!" Naruto objects.
Kakashi sets down the book and grins so wolfishly it can be seen through his face mask before growling, "But not as good as when you smell like me."
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