#kalina katari

[254th-legion]

Kalina: *Walking in to a room* Sorry we’re late... Snips and I were... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Anakin: OK WHERE ARE MY JEDI ROBES AND WHY AM I IN A DRESS.

Ahsoka: At least you look pretty!

[254th-legion]

The 254th’s Jedi General is General Kalina Katar’i:

She totally had a crush on Obi-Wan during their padawan/Jedi Master years until her duties in the Clone Wars started keeping her busy.

Beyond what she believes to be pointless crushing, she prefers to lead her garrison, the 254th, with a family dynamic. She has her opinions on how clones are mistreated and discarded, (albeit that being their entire purpose), and hopes that at least the clones under her care will have the chance to know a better life. This results in allowing her men to express their… personalities in interesting ways.

Which is probably why the 254th and 501st get along so nicely. Yes, Fang enjoys messing around with Fives. (She does, however, find herself gravitating towards the 212th more often than not, causing a few of her men the chance to hit on General Kenobi just to mess with Commander Cody.)

Within her own garrison, however, Ghost, the silent trooper, does harbor a crush for his general. Flanker gives him no rest about this crush, often egging him on to finally do something about his feelings.

Beyond the office drama, she is almost like the older sister they never had, always supportive and encouraging of their individual ideas they may bring to the table.

[254th-legion]

This is a snippet of post-Order 66, where things have settled down a bit after the canon events of Bad Batch. Kalina has found a planet for her men, or at least what’s left of them, to reside on for the time being whilst she takes on perhaps her final mission.

[254th-legion]

Kalina: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I’ve got a whole box of old positives at my house.

Flanker: Is that why General Skywalker refuses to step within a ten mile radius near you

[254th-legion]

First: You art is fantabulous.

Second: Your children are precious. I'm stealing them.

Third: I'M SORRY BUT WHO IS KALINA????? PLEASE SPILL ANY AND ALL DETAILS I BEG YOU (only if you want to, of course)

Sorryforspammingokaybye

OP: I COULDNT WAIT THE ART WILL COME LATER

Anyways, THANK YOU??? You single-handedly gave me 77 notifs overnight and I woke up to these a very, very happy man skdjkskf

Please steal my children, Viper and Fang need REST. I fear for your life having to babysit Flanker, Click n Tic all at the same time though. Tell me how that one goes, and I’m not gonna be liable for whatever damage they make

Tic: Oooh!!! We’re getting a break day? :OOO can I eat whipped cream with Doritos please please

Click: We’re getting adopted? Again? Hell yeah, sign me up!

Flanker: ARSON

Also, Kalina.

HAHAHAHHAHAAHA

Okok context, she is the Jedi general of the 254th battalion! AND

AND

She had a long crush on Obi-Wan over the years. She sees Anakin and Ahsoka as her younger siblings, but hoo boy… General Kenobi…

BUT

GHOST M’BOY HAS A CRUSH ON HER HES JUST TOO SHY TO DO ANYTHING BOUT IT SINCE SHE IS HIS SUPERIOR

Sometimes my brain whispers to me to make Flanker like her too but that’s too dramatic even for me

And so as you can imagine, it’s chaos. Pure chaos. But otherwise, space drama aside, she is pretty much 254th’s older sister! Viper is her most trusted commander, she trusts all the battle plans and strategies he proposes, and so he, along with Fang, often have the autonomy to lead ops. She is also just as chaotic as the rest of the 254th—perhaps she was even the one to inspire such chaos to begin with—no one really knows anymore. She would sneak around with Snips to mess with Skyguy, egg on Cody whenever he ends up having to pick up his General’s saber, but also has a loving, motherly side to her, influencing her to lead her garrison more as a family.

Obviously the best world would be one where Order 66 never happened, but for canonical issues, yes, her story does continue post Order 66 👀👀

[254th-legion]

In the Coruscant Jedi Temple hallways:

Flanker: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Ghost: Screw that, I’m not kissing some random Jedi.

*Kalina walks in*

Ghost: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.