#karkat was telling off everyone else in his memos and eridan comes in and hes like its ok man lets talk later

[faerociousbeast]

erisolkat/erikar/solkat community is great i love you guys and when people talk about karkats other weird dynamics that never get explained and also apparently the rest of the fandom just. didnt notice?? or something???? i guess

[tired-wolfe]

#Fuck_Buckets

A memo board on Pesterchum I was invited to. It was a lot of fun.  I was Kankri, as hashtagWarrior. Which is who I am always on pesterchum, so feel free to hmu if you want to roleplay or chat. 

CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK BUCKETS. CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTC: SpIlL CTC: Or ElSe CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CAC: :33 < thats the secret mew didnt wanna tell me earlipur? CCG banned CEB from responding to memo: [STOP.]. CAC: :33 < hehehehehehehehehehehe CCG banned CAC from responding to memo: [STOP!]. CAC ceased responding to memo. CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: OH LOOK, KANKRI IS FINALLY HERE. CCG: HEY KANKRI. CHW: I was spending s9me quality 6u66le time with the 9thers, as in I was misera6le with the 9thers. Hell9, Karkat, and friends. CHW: # S9rry f9r my tardiness CCG: ALL GOOD. YOU ARRIVED JUST IN TIME. CURRENT twiinArmageddons [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTA: oh jeez. CCG: AND BY JUST IN TIME I MEAN RIGHT AS THE CHAOS IS BEGINNING TO SETTLE DOWN A LITTLE. CCG: YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE LATE. CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CAC: :33 < mewr so mean CCG: HUSH. CAC: :33 < it made my whole trollian shut down -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC]  frowns -- CHW: I see, I guess it pays 9ff t9 spend time with y9ur friends then. CCG: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO DO THAT. CAC: :33 < sure mew didnt karkitty CAC: :33 < also kankri? CHW: Yes? CAC: :33 < i didnt know if that was mew fur sure but hi! CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CEB: i'm back from sipping my water to say, rude. CCG: OKAY, HOLD ON A SEC. CCG: OH WOW. CCG: DON'T SIP YOUR WATER AT ME. CHW: Yes hell9 (:6 CCG: MY THREAT TO SPIT IN IT STILL STANDS. CCG: HOLD ON I NEED TO CHECK SOMETHING. -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC]  sips water vigourously -- CHW: D9 n9t spit in 9ther pe9ples drinks, Karkat, it is rude. # Rude -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB]  also does that. -- CCG: YOU'RE RUDE. CHW: H9w am I rude? I try really hard t9 6e sensitive 9f 9thers needs. CCG: BULLSHIT. CURRENT adiosToreador [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CAT: i AGREE WITH kANKRI, CAT: tHAT WAS PRETTY RUDE, CCG: NO ONE ASKED YOU. GO SHOVE YOUR OPINION UP YOUR ASS AND KEEP IT THERE. CAC: :33 < i think we all do tavpuros CAT: oH,, CCG: INSTANT REGRET. CCG: SORRY TAVROS. CCG: YOU'RE GREAT. CTT ceased responding to memo. CHW: Karkat, I think y9u need t9 have a 6it 9f a time 9ut. G9 sit in a c9rner and think a69ut y9ur acti9ns. CCG: WHAT? CCG: HOLY SHIT. CAT: oH, CAT: tHANKS? CTA: oh 2hiit. CCG: I'M GONNA GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST. CCG: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD. -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC]  goes over and hugs tavros -- CAT: yOUVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING NICE TO ME BEFORE, CAT: aWW, CTC: MoThErFuCKiNg TimE OuT LikE A ChIlD CHW: I am y9ur dancester and as such, I am y9ur elder, thus, g9 sit in a c9rner. CTA: KK ju2t got put iintwo tiime out, thii2 ii2 fuckiing awe2ome. CCG: MAKE ME. CTC: WhO CAnT HAvE NuMbErS CHW: #will 6e y9ur lusus if I have t9 6e CHW: #d9 i s9und like p9rrim? CHW: #9h n9 -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  grabs Karkat by the ear and drags him to a corner -- CHW: Sit d9wn and stay CCG: I'M LAUGHIGNGFJIHORE -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC]  is loving this -- CCG: WHAT THE FUCK CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG: hahaha CHW: C:6 CURRENT gardenGnostic104 [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CGG: sorry, guys, but i have to go CTG: shouty got put in time out CAC: :33 < awh bye jade! -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB]  even more aggressive water sipping. -- CEB: perfect. CEB: later jade! CGG: bye! -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  walks out of the fucking corner and takes John's water. -- CGG ceased responding to memo. CCG: FUCK ALL OF YOU. CHW: If y9u'd st9p 6eing rude, y9u c9uld leave time 9ut. CCG: I AM LEAVING TIME OUT. CAC: :33 < he might be there fur a while CHW: Y9u'd 6etter 6ehave. CCG: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. CTA: he never doe2 that. CHW: I will literally sit 9n y9u CCG: OH WOW, I'M QUAKING AT THAT THREAT. CCG: SCAAAARY. CAC: :33 < 'quaking' CCG: DON'T. CAT: sIT ON HIM! -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC]  snorts -- CTA: 2hook. CCG: FEAR. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  pushes Karkat down and sits on him, sipping tea -- CCG: JOHN? HELP. CCG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHW: C;6 CCG: WH CAC: :33 < hes not gonna help mew CHW: I'm a g99d dancest9r CEB: i'm sorry i can't help, i'm dehydrated because you took my water. -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  smacks Kankri in the back of the head. Bonk! -- -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  glares and flicks Karkats nose -- CHW: D9 n9t test me CCG: I'LL BITE YOU. CCG: OH I'M TESTING YOU. I'M ABSOLUTELY QUIZZING YOU. CCG: GET OFF. CHW: We will have a full 9n Vantas against Vantas fight, I pr9mise. CHW: N9. 6ehave and Ill c9nsider it CAT: aAAHH! a SPIDER! CCG: HEYYY KANKRI? CAT: i GOTTA GO, CCG: ARE YOU TICKLIS- CAT ceased responding to memo. CCG: HOLY FUCK WHAT CCG: IS TAVROS OK? CHW: 6ye Tavr9s CEB: another one? CHW: I am n9t ticklish. CCG: ANYWAYS, KANKRI. ARE YOU TICKLISH? CEB: where are they all coming from. CCG: GOD DAMN IT. CHW: N9t at all. CHW: N9pe CHW: # D9nt y9u dare CCG: HM. -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  reaches towards Kankri. -- CAC: :33 < ahhh CHW: Y9u will make me 6reak s9 many 9f my 9wn rules if y9u keep this- N9  N9 N9! -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  tickles that little weirdo. -- -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  Tries t9 gra6 y9ur hands t9 st9p -- -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  starts laughing and squriming trying to stop you -- CHW: PLEASE G9D N9 ST9P ST9P! CAC: :33 < this is inpurresting CEB: i feel like i need popcorn. -- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG]  casually sips a martini -- -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  continues tickling him until, eventually, Kankri ends up on the ground, and Karkat is a free man no longer being sat on. -- CCG: THIS IS YOUR FAULT. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  is a panting wheezing heap on the floor, curled around himself -- CHW: H9w dare y9u CHW: #Seri9usly -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  flips him off. -- CHW: Y9u have n9 respect f9r pers9nal space CCG: NEITHER DO YOU! CHW: # What are y9u, an Amp9ra CCG: YOU WERE LITERALLY *SITTING ON M- CCG: ... CCG: EXCUSE ME? CHW: 6ecause y9u were mis6ehaving and as y9ur elder its my j96 t9 c9rrect y9u CTA: wow, that wa2 har2h, even by my 2tandard2. CAC: :33 < i smell another ship CCG: HUH? CCG: WHAT SHIP? -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  was shocked he wasn't banned for that one )xB -- CAC: :33 < not mew CTA: what me? CAC: :33 < no! CTG: 5epeta CTG: *neeta CTG: **nepeta CHW: What is the new ship, Nepeta? CTC: WhO CAC: :33 < a shipper nevfur reveals pur secrets CTG: vantascest is going a bit too far CAC: :33 < its not vantacest CCG: I CCG: I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE. CTG: thats gkood CTG: *jood CTG: **good CAC: :33 < it has nothing to do with karkitty CCG: I'M SERIOUSLY NOT TRYING TO TAKE A SWING AT MY DANCESTOR, ROXY, THANKS. CCG: HORRIFYING. CCG: EVERYONE HERE IS TERRIBLE. CHW: I really am curi9us 9n wh9 it is y9u are refering t99.. I h9nestly have n9 interest in quadrants. CHW: #Except, may6e.. CAC: :33 < it was the comment kankri made on a fishy ill say that much CHW: 9h- 9h 9H CAC: :33 < hehehe CHW: N9 N9 N9 N9N9N9N9N9N9N9N9 CHW: D9 N9T CHW: SHIP ME CHW: WITH HIM CEB: i don't even know all that quadrant stuff... CAC: :33 < already have b33n! -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  flames in eyes  -- CCG: YEAH, SERIOUSLY, DON'T. CCG: CRONUS IS A DICK. CTG: t:3t CHW: CR9NUS IS AN INSECURE PERVERT CAC: :33 < theyre purrfect though~ CTA: what an iin2ult, 2hiippiing wiith an ampora. CHW: HE HAS A6S9LUTELY N9 RESPECT F9R ANYTHING 9THER THAN HIMSELF CCG: KANKRI DESERVES BETTER THAN SOMEONE LIKE CRONUS, STEP OFF. CAC: :33 < oh sollux i got one fur mew too CCG: YOU DON'T WANT TO GET INTO A DISAGREEMENT WITH TWO WHOLE VANTASES, DO YOU? CTA: plea2e dont. CAC: :33 < no but its just my opinion CCG: YOUR OPINION ISN'T VALID ANYMORE. CHW: Cr9nus is, 6y far, a l9ng stretch. I w9uld have preferred just a69ut any 9ther ship c9nsidering me and my friends. CTA: your opiiniion ii2 wrong. CAC: :33 < but i do find it funny mew got all defensive CCG: SOLLUX. CHW: Wh9 W9ULDNT get defensive?? CCG: SAVE ME. CTA: KK. CAC: :33 < sure CTA: what do you want me two do, kiill you? not much ii can do, al2o beiing 2tuck iin thii2 2iituatiion. CCG: JOHN. CCG: SAVE ME. CEB: mmmmmaybe. CCG: PLEASE. CHW: He is disrespectful, never listens t9 me when I try t9 tell him things, always t9uching with9ut asking, 9r given permissi9n, hes just, 9ver all a really gr9ss guy. And thats saying s9mething c9nsidering I w9uld have c9nsidered any9ne else 6ef9re him. CCG: NEPETA, LISTEN TO KANKRI. CAC: :33 < no one evpur likes when i talk about ships so why do mew all think i k33p them to myself CHW: I need s9me9ne wh9'd understand that I really d9n't enj9y physical c9ntact 9n a regular 6asis.. -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC]  crosses arms -- CHW: Im just asking that y9u put m9re th9ught int9 y9ur ships, it isn't fair t9 ship s9me9ne with s9me9ne wh9 w9uld 6e p9ssi6ly, t9 s9me extent, 9r t9 a high extent in this case, t9xic. CCG: EXACTLY. CCG: I HAVE A BIAS AGAINST CRONUS BECAUSE HE'S A TOXIC MOTHERFUCKER. CAC: :33 < people ship karkitty and eridan CCG: THEY WHAT CHW: I d9n't even like P9rrim c9ddling me, 6ut I w9uld have a 6etter chance surviving a relati9nship with her than Cr9nus. CAC: :33 < what do mew have to say about that CTA: iim 2orry for your lo22, KK. CHW: They d9? H9w, ah, unf9rtunate f9r Karkat. CCG: I ... CCG: I'M SHIPPED WITH EVERYONE. I'M LITERALLY THE MOST SHIPPED PERSON OUT OF US ALL, DUDE. CAC: :33 < yeah and they ship you with literally everyone CCG: YEAH. CCG: EXACTLY. CAC: :33 < like kankri and dirk CAC: :33 < thats a thing CHW: Wait- 'y9u' as in Karkat, 9r y9u as in, me? CAC: :33 < fur some reason CAC: :33 < you CCG: OH, I'M SHIPPED WITH DIRK? ODD. CHW: They ship me with a human I've never met? CAC: :33 < yup CTG: mi shipped with like) CTG: every single one of my friends CTG: *im CHW: ...W-wait wait wait?? CHW: D9 they- ship me with, .. Kurl9z???? CAC: :33 < meow mew should tell me how much i should think about my ships! CAC: :33 < yes they do! CEB: i try not to look at that stuff. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  shivers run down his spine as his normally hot blood goes cold -- CCG: STOP. CAC: :33 < i dont control i just add CCG: DON'T MAKE HIM THINK ABOUT KURLOZ. CAC: :33 < he asked CCG: EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT SHIPS. THIS IS GOING BAD. CHW: I'm g9ing t9 have s9me seri9us nightmares CAC: :33 < mewr own fault CHW: I d9n't kn9w h9w I'm g9ing t9 ever face any 9f my friends again kn9wing every interacti9n is 6eing put thr9ugh a quadrant lense. CHW: # celi6acy 4 life CHW: 9r rather CHW: # celi6acy 4 afterlife CAC: :33 < mew shoulve already known that the shipping unipurse is nevfur ending -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  smacks his face into his own desk -- CHW: Karkat d9n't hurt y9urself! Are y9u 9kay? -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  rushes over to check your face -- -- CURRENT twiinArmageddons [CTA]  aggressive sighing. -- CCG: THIS CONVERSATION GAVE ME A LUNG DISORDER. CCG: JOHN WHERE YOU AT? CEB: me mum's car. CEB: no. CHW: This c9nversati9n has given me s9me heart issues, and s9me seri9us 6rain cancer CAC: :33 < get out me car CHW: # 9h- wait CHW: # That c9uld 6e 9ffensive CHW: Im s9 s9rry if that triggered any 9f y9u- CCG: DID YOU JUST MAKE A CANCER JOKE? CEB: i mean like did you just want my attetion or just actually want to know where i am? CHW: That was very a6lest 9f me CCG: RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME? CHW: yes CHW: Im s9 s9rry CCG: I'M... CCG: T R I G G E R E D CHW: Im s9 s9 s9 s9rry CAC: :33 < oh no CEB: god damn. CAC: :33 < karkitty got triggered by the one who is supposed to watch out fur triggers CTG: 0w0 CAC: :33 < this is escalating CHW: Ah, I- I'd 9ffer t9 g9 get y9ur m9irail, 6ut I th9ught y9u and Gamzee were m9irails, and hes in here s9- -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB]  smdh -- CCG: THIS GAMZEE ISN'T EVEN THE ONE FROM MY TIMELINE. CCG: AND I THINK HE KILLED VRISKA. CHW: 9h- Im, s9 s9rry- really CCG: MY GAMZEE IS OFFLINE RIGHT NOW. TRAGIC. CHW: I am CHW: s9 s9 s9 s9rry -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  slowly glances down at his sweater bearing the Cancer symbol on it. -- CCG: YOU BETTER BE. CHW: H9w can I help y9u thr9ugh y9ur panic attack that I certainly 6r9ught 9n y9u- Im- Im s9 s9 s9rry CCG: OH. CCG: MY UH CCG: OH RIGHT CCG: UM CCG: YOU CAN'T. YOU'VE KILLED ME. I'M DYING. CEB: nooo karkat! CHW: W-well, ah, I can 9ffer this 6it 9f c9mf9rt, the, ah, dream 6u66les aren't s9 6ad 9nce y9u get used t9 them.. CTG: shouty- CHW: ):6 CAC: :33 < rip CHW: Y9u c9uld even stay in my hive with me if y9ud like? I have a spare r99m 9r tw9- CHW: Its, actually.. quite l9nely -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC]  whispers 'this is why mew should listen to ships' -- CCG: I CCG: YEAH, SURE. CCG: I'M DOWN. CHW: Alright, I will ah, clean up 9ne 9f the r99ms f9r y9u, make sure they aren't dusty if r99ms even can get dusty here- and y9u can make it h9wever y9u w9uld like. It w9uld 6e nice t9 have s9me9ne living with me. Th9ugh I will warn y9u, I am a nightmare t9 wake up, s9, please d9 n9t try t9 distur6 me when I'm sleeping. I get really, ah, as.. p9rrim, puts it.. Kranky.. CAC: :33 < kranky kankri CHW: I c9uld even sh9w y9u my arsenal , if y9u'd 6e interested in such a thing. Please d9 n9t call me that, Nepeta. It is 6ad en9ugh when P9rrim d9es.. CCG: N-NOTED. CAC: :33 < sorry it was just a lil funny CHW: I see why it w9uld 6e amusing t9 9thers, 6ut as it has 6ec9me a name used t9 hurt me, like... insuffera6le.. I w9uld prefer n9t t9 have such a name called t9 me. CAC: :33 < oh oops -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  is visibly torn between reassurring Kankri that he's not insufferable, or telling him that he is. The Karkat Struggle(tm). -- CCG: THIS IS A MESS. CEB: . CHW: # I w9uld understand if y9u did... # I did make a triggering j9ke... CEB: :B CCG: JOHN. CHW: # I really am insuffera6le... CEB: yes? CCG: OH GOD DAMN IT. CCG: YOU'RE NOT INSUFFERABLE, KANKRI, SHUT. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  considering joining sweater town population Kankri  -- -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC]  me -- -- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG]  joins sweater town gleefully -- -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  also joins sweater town. -- -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  pulls sweater over head, hiding in it -- CHW: # sweater t9wns getting cr9wded -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB]  windsock town. -- -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC]  hat town -- CTG: ive never seen nep wear a sweater ebfore CTG: *before CAC: :33 < its my trench coat or my beanie that i can hide in CHW: If I get really desperate, I hide in my pants in my sweater. Extra pr9tecti9n. # high pants f9r the win CCG: PERTURBING, THANKS. CAC: :33 < legendary leggings CHW: I l9ve my leggings s9 much they are s9 c9mf9rta6le -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  just thought about it, when you two joined sweater town, did you join my sweater town, or your own ?_? -- -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC]  has no idea -- -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  has his own sweater and has started his own Sweater Town. -- -- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG]  joined kankris sweater town -- CHW: Sweater t9wn is trademarked, y9u must rename 9r rel9cate Karkat -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  is grinning  -- CCG: FUCK OFF. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  is blushing at Roxy being in his sweater with him, but isn't pushing her away -- CCG: THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR ME AND ROXY IN YOUR SWEATER TOWN SO I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO START MY OWN. CHW: We c9uld stretch the fa6ric- alth9ugh, P9rrim w9uld pr96a6ly send me t9 a d9u6le death CTG: wait CHW: 6ut y9ur s9 small it sh9uldn't 6e t9 6ig a deal CCG: I'M GOOD. CTG: does tihs mean were sharing a sweater CHW: Yes CTG: *this -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  turns his fucking head around -- CCG: DID YOU JUST CALL ME SMALL? CTG: oh CTG: eh CHW: I ah, y9u are sh9rter than a l9t 9f pe9ple, Karkat -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  stares. -- CEB: i'm just over here in my windsock. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  hides back in sweater town -- -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  is no longer here as hes in sweater town, come back later -- CHW: # sweater t9wn is nice this time 9f year CTG: its very cweaty CTG: *Sweaty CCG: SHORT? SHORT! I CAN'T *FUCKING* BELIEVE THAT WORD JUST LEFT YOUR MOUTH? DO YOU EVEN THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF HARM YOU'VE CAUSED? CTG: woank wonk CCG: THE NEXT TIME YOU SAY SUCH DAMAGING THINGS TO ME WE'LL BE ON THE SET OF DR. PHIL, I GUARANTEE YOU THAT. CTG: *wonk CAC: :33 < mewr taller than me CCG: DO YOU HAVE EVEN THE VAGUEST COMPREHENSION OF WHAT PAINFUL MEMORIES YOU'VE RESURFACED, KANKRI? CHW: Its a fact, n9t an 9pini9n, Karkat, I- .. I'm s9rry it upset y9u, 6ut it w9uld 6e like, calling me thin? I am? CEB: short. CCG: YOUR INSENSITIVITY *BAFFLES* ME. CCG: HOW HIDEOUSLY OPPRESSIVE. CCG: "SHORT" IS A HURTFUL AND FRANKLY DEROGATORY TERM. -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  is deliberately saying things Kankri would probably say. -- CHW: H9w w9uld y9u descri6e y9ur height then, Karkat? CCG: *FINE!* CCG: I WOULD DESCRIBE MY HEIGHT AS FINE. CTG: under average CCG: AVERAGE! CTG: uh CTG: i mean fine CCG: FUCK OFF ROXY. CTG: yeah CTG: sorry shouts -- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG]  does the paps -- CHW: Its. ah- n9t quite what I image as average, 6ut, ah, 9kay. If thats what y9ud prefer me t9 call it. then, yes. Y9u are "average" CEB: someone just messaged me and said there was a bucket behind me, guys i'm worried. CCG: AWKWARD SILENCE. CEB: help. CCG: NO. CEB: damn it. CCG:  CHOKE. CEB: :B CTG: ;3 CCG: N...NO. CEB: ;B CTG: wonk CTG: wonk CAC: :33 < karkitty burnt chicken nuggets CCG: GOD DAMN IT. CHW: I w9uld suggest ign9ring the p9ssi6le 6ucket as it in itself isn't g9ing t9 f9rce y9u t9 d9 anything, and instead f9cus 9n wh9 put it there and why. 6ut, then again, 6uckets might genuinely just 6e upsetting t9 y9u, s9 9nce y9u are f9r sure that n9 9ne else is ar9und, I w9uld disp9se 9f it. CCG: NEPETA, WHY?- CAC: :33 < i dunno i felt like exposing mew CCG: FUCKER. CAC: :33 < hehe CEB: i don't even know who the troll was that put it there, they just came in, asked me about karkat, told me there was a bucket behind me and pissed off. CHW: I see, yes, I certainly w9uld suggest getting rid 9f the 6ucket s9meh9w. CCG: THEY ASKED ABOUT ME AND PUT A BUCKET BEHIND YOU? CCG: FEAR. CEB: still wanna choke me? or should i just yeet this bucket somewhere. CCG: HOLY FUCK -- CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG]  wonks in the distance -- CHW: # Ew CCG: YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. CCG: JOHN. CCG: I'M FUCKING LOSING MY MIND. CEB: oh shit. CCG: THIS IS A *MEMO*. CCG: DID YOU FORGET? CEB: oh no, i know full well. CCG: I CCG: ALRIGHTY THEN. CHW: J9hn if y9u want an audience, at least make sure the audience is wanting y9u. And, I kn9w f9r 9ne, I d9 n9t wish t9 see any9ne engage in such acts, much less with Karkat. It'd 6e, very awkward f9r me. CEB: i'm not being serious, i am a jester. CCG: RIGHT. CEB: my prankster's gambit is through the roof. FDC ceased responding to memo. CCG: YOU CAN SAY YOU'RE JOKING ALL YOU WANT BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH. CTG: this is incredibly siqlly CEB: what're you gonna do huh? expose me? you have no proof. CTG: *silly CCG: I HAVE ALL THE PROOF. CEB: that's not me, fool. CCG: MMMMMHM. CCG: WHATEVER YOU SAY. CEB: i have said nothing. CEB: my words are an illusion. CCG: YOU HAVE SAID *SO MUCH*. CHW: Haha CTG: i wish i ddint see this memo CCG: ME TOO. CTG: thats dhy i drink CHW: I ah, I feel s9me things a69ut this mem9. CTG: *hwy CTG: **why CEB: you made this memo karkat! CCG: AND I REGRET IT. CHW: I feel like that happens a l9t t9 y9u. CHW: I kn9w I tried t9 make a few mem9s during 9ur game.. And ah, a l9t 9f my friends w9uld just, wreck it. FUTURE carcinoGenesis [FCG] 69:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. FCG: DID YOU GUYS FORGET I WAS HERE? BECAUSE I'M STILL HERE, AND I'M WATCHING, AND I'M NOT LIKING. FCG: JOHN AND PAST ME BETTER BEHAVE. CEB: oh! hi future-kat. CCG: FUCK OFF KARKAT. CHW: Y9u kn9w if y9u d9 6ehave 9r n9t, Future Karkat, s9, d9 y9u? C:6 CHW: Please say yes FCG: ..... FCG: I THINK I'M GONNA...GO WATCH A ROMCOM. FCG: BYE. CCG: EXCUSE ME? CTC: I LikE fuTuRe YoU BetTeR CEB: w o w. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  mouth drops open to form an O.  -- CCG: I FORGOT GAMZEE WAS HERE. CCG: I'M A LITTLE SCARED. CHW: D9es this mean y9u d9 6ehave 9r d9es this mean y9u and J9hn get gr9ss? What d9es that mean? Als9, Gamzee, rude. CTC: Im MoThER fUcKiNg WaTcHiNG CHW: # Rude -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  also a bit more tense, knowing Gamzees watching. -- CCG: I'M NOT GOING WITHIN A FIVE YARD RADIUS OF JOHN. CEB: i'm not getting gross with karkat. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  glad that Kurloz isn't around -- FCG: DEBATABLE. CCG: DIE. CAC: :33 <  /me eats ice cream and lurks CTC: WhAtS tHe GaY SeCrEt ThEn CHW: Telling a future y9u t9 die is, kind 9f risky CCG: WHAT GAY SECRET? CAC: :33 < how did that not work CAC: :33 < that mew like dave? CCG: ??? CCG: I'M LOST. CHW: D9 y9u like the Dave human, Karkat? CCG: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT DAVE? CAC: :33 < oh he so does CTC: CEB: dave knows sure as hell how gay he is ;B CCG: HOHLY SHIHFG CCG: SHUT HT EFUK UP CCG: SHUT THE FUCK UP. CAC: :33 < YEWS CAC: :33 < YES CCG: NONO NO NO NONO CCG: JOHN CAC: :33 < john thank mew CEB: that's what you get for calling me gay. CCG: JOHN. CCG: DON'T SAY ANYTHING. CCG: STOP! CTG: shouty ive heard your pretty gay CCG: IT'S A SECRET, OKAY? CCG: NO. CCG: DIE. CCG: FEAR. CHW: 99f CEB: h CCG: JOHN, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  *has no fear* -- FCG: I WISH I KILLED MYSELF AT THAT MOMENT. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  *now has one fear* -- CEB: i'd say i'm sorry but i don't know how sorry i am. CTC: ArNt YoU DatInG diRk BrO? CCG: ???? CCG: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? CAC: :33 < ew what CCG banned CHW from responding to memo: [OUT.]. CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK BUCKETS.

---As I was kicked here, I didn’t see what happened in between me logging back into the memo---

CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK BUCKETS. CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: ESPECIALLY YOU, GAMZEE. CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CAC: :33 < kankri can mew control him CHW: I was 699ted? CCG banned CTC from responding to memo: [OUT.]. CHW: what happened? CCG: I DON'T KNOW. CCG: I KICKED LIKE EVERYONE. CCG: BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL BEING WACK. CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CEB: i'm surprised you didn't ban me. CAC: :33 < he got huffy because we talked about him liking dave CHW: Y9u kicked every9ne? CCG banned CTC from responding to memo: [STOP COMING BACK!]. CHW: Rude Memo is now Invite-Only by CCG CCG banned CTC from responding to memo. CCG: FOR FUCK'S SAKE. CCG: ALRIGHT. CURRENT twiinArmageddons [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTA: holy 2hiit.

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CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK BUCKETS. CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: KANKRI DON'T LEAVE. CHW: Clicked the wr9ng 6utt9n that time CCG: OK. CHW: C9nnecti9n is 6eing dum6 CHW: I d9nt, understand why this is reacting s9 mean it didn't like the kick CHW: I sh9uld 6e g99d n9w CHW: I had t9 mess ar9und with the huskt9p it is s9 picky. And dream 6u66le internet isn't rela6le.. CCG: GAMZEE JUST TOLD ME TO BE MY GAY SELF. CHW: 9h? CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CAC: :33 < be mewr gay self karkitty CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CEB: we support you. CCG: I'M NOT GAY. CCG: I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL, JOHN. CEB: you trolls are at least a little gay. CCG: ONE HUNDRED PERCENT STRAIGHT. CAC: :33 < stop lying -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB]  laughing my whole ass off. It's on the floor now. -- CCG: I'M NOT LYING. CCG: JOHN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE A CHOKING "JOKE". CEB: the life of a jester is a hard one. FUTURE carcinoGenesis [FCG] 69:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. FCG: YA'LL SUCK. CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG: evedryone is a little gay john CEB: the trolls are. CCG: AND YOU. CEB: where is your proof sir you have none. CCG: BET. CCG: PROOF: I EXIST. CEB: my apparent homosexuality brough karkat into existence. i'm so powerful. CCG: SMARTASS. CEB: :B -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  trying not to laugh -- -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  glares at Kankri. -- CCG: JOHN NEEDS TO SHUT UP. CHW: It's just all a 6it silly, t9 fight 9ver this CEB: sexuality is nothing to be ashamed of. CCG: NOT THIS SHIT. CAC: :33 < oof CCG: TROLLS DON'T EVEN *DO* SEXUALITY. I ONLY KNOW WHAT GAY *MEANS* FROM YOU AND DAVE! CEB: 1. thanks for that and 2. dave is very gay. CAC: :33 < he really is CCG: 1) YOU'RE WELCOME AND 2) I KNOW. CAC: :33 < of course mew would -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC]  wiggles eyebrows -- CCG: I ... -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB]  Wheezing. -- CCG: I'M GOING TO VORE EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR. CCG: TO QUOTE DAVE. CTG: wonk CTG: wonk CTG: wonk CEB: he's so weird. CCG: AGREED. CCG: GOOD THING I *LOATHE* HIM. CAC: :33 < love* CCG: LOATHE. CHW: He's said that? Thats, ah, intense. -- CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC]  sighs -- CCG: JOHN, GO TO DMS FOR A SECOND... CHW: I will 6e right 6ack, s9mething came up and I need t9 g9 tend t9 it, it sh9uld 9nly take a c9uple 9f m9ments. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  goes to take care of business -- CCG: ALRIGHT. CEB: okay! CCG: ANYWAYS, JOHN FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP. CCG: I HAVE PROOF NOW. CAC: :33 < oki CCG: THANKS, JOHN, YOU ABSOLUTE MORON. CEB: god damn it. CCG: AHAHAHAH. CEB: you fool. CCG: I'M NO FOOL, YOU'RE THE FOOL! CCG: I ENTRAPPED YOU. CEB: i will obliterate your shins. CCG: I'M POSTING THE LOGS. CCG: YOU CAN'T STOP ME. CEB: i'm gonna do it. CEB: here i come, after your shins. CCG: SO AM I. CCG: YOU CAN'T CATCH THESE LEGS. CCG: I'M POSTING THE FUCKING LOGS HERE GOES: CCG: [03:17] CG: SMOOCH SMOOCH. [03:18] EB: fucking uwu mwah. CCG: YOU ARE *NOT* STRAIGHT. CTG: holy shit CTG: i knew it CCG: YEAH ME TOO. CEB: how else is one supposed to respond to getting smooched at okay?? CTG: whoa CTG: what the fuck CTG: shoutoy and windsock jake? CTG: *shouty CCG: YOU ALSO CALLED A PICTURE OF US CUTE. -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB]  Turns into mist. I'm mist kin now. -- CCG: COWARD. -- CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB]  The Mist cannot communicate. -- CCG: REST IN PIECES. CTG: lol CEB: i can't frown with my emoji so i'm just gonna :( CCG: I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO SAY IT IN FRONT OF THESE FUCKERS SO BACK TO DMS I GO FOR ONE (1) SECOND. CAC: :33 < i gotta go CCG: OH FUCK, OKAY. CAC: :33 < byeeee CCG: BYE NEPETA! CEB: bye nepeta! CCG: JINX. CTG: bye nep CAC ceased responding to memo. CHW: I'm sad I missed saying g99d6ye t9 nepeta. 6ut I have returned (:6 CCG: WELCOME BACK. CEB: ey! CTG: this is getting quite boring CCG: AGREED. CHW: Thank y9u, and it is getting quite repetitive CCG: IT WAS FUN WHEN IT WAS CHAOTIC. -- CURRENT hashtagWarrior [CHW]  in a way to try to revive that chaotic spirit, looks over at Sollux -- CCG: THINK IT'S TIME TO DELETE THE MEMO? -- CURRENT carcinoGenesis [CCG]  also looks at Sollux. -- CHW: G9t anything t9 add, I kn9w Mituna is pretty g99d at stirring things up CURRENT twiinArmageddons [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTA: ii CHW: S9, n9thing really? CTA: ii don't know ii've been put on the 2pot. CHW: 9h, I see, n9t a sp9t light dancer then, thats 9kay. I supp9se this mem9 has run its c9urse, 6ut I'll 6e sad t9 let it g9, as it's 6een fun and the 6u66les are quite l9nely. CCG: HOW ABOUT... CCG: WE AGREE TO MAKE ANOTHER MEMO SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE WHEN EVERYONE IS HERE AGAIN? CTG: sounds good CTA: that work2 for me. CHW: That w9uld 6e great. Always dm me if y9u want, I'm always ar9und, and when Im n9t, I'll get right 6ack t9 y9u. CCG: GREAT. CCG: NOTED. CCG: SEE YOU, NERDS. CHW: G99d6ye, and enj9y y9urselves. CEB: i'm always down for chatting! bye everyone! CCG banned CEB from responding to memo: [BOOP.]. CCG banned CTG from responding to memo: [BOOP X2.]. CCG banned CTA from responding to memo: [BOOP X3.]. CCG banned CHW from responding to memo: [BOOP X4.].

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CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board GGS COMFY PLACE. CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: AYO IT'S KANKRI. CHW: Its alm9st danger9us h9w when I'm typing elsewhere and the mem9 69ard thing p9ps up, if I d9n't n9tice 6ecause im typing it'll just enter me int9 the mem9, haha, 6ut hell9, it is me. CURRENT gardenGnostic104 [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CGG: oh, hi there! CCG: SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING THE OTHER DAY... I...GOT WOKEN UP. CURRENT gallowsCalibratorr [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CGC: Y3S H1 CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CEB: hi! CURRENT timaeusTestified [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTT: Hello, everyone. CGG: ok, i got a video, i don't know if you saw or heard it before CGG:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se9TyhKuXqE CHW: Y9u are fine Karkat, I understand. Th9ugh I did miss y9u when y9u were g9ne. There was s9 much left I had t9 sh9w y9u. S9 we'll have t9 d9 that again, may6e when y9u d9n't have t9 6ash y9ur head int9 a desk t9 d9 s9. H9w, is y9ur head 6y the way? CCG: WOW. CGC: H4H4 1V3 S33N TH4T  B3FOR3 CGC: FUNNY SH1T CCG: YOU JUST WHOLEASS TOLD AN ENTIRE MEMO ABOUT THE DESK INCIDENT. CCG: THAT WAS *CONFIDENTIAL*, KANKRI. CHW: 9h- CGC: H4H4HH4 CHW: s9rry CGC: BUST3D CGC: OOOH SN4P CHW: # I'm really 6ad at letting cats 9ut 9f 6ags CGC: 1T W4S WORTH 1T CEB: why are you bashing your head into desks?? CHW: # Y9u have t9 tell me 6ef9re hand that its c9nfidential 9therwise I assume its pu6lic kn9wledge CCG: TO FALL ASLEEP. CGC: DO YOU N33D 4 B4ND 41D FOR YOUR BOO BOO K4RK4T CCG: ):B CGC: H4H4H4 CHW: Karkey has sleeping pr96lems 6ut came t9 visit me in the 6u66le~ CCG: YOU'RE ALL ASSES. I'LL SMITE EVERYONE IN THIS MEMO. CCG: KANKRI SHUT UP. CCG: ANYWAYS. CEB: i mean, i guess that's one way to do it. have you tried laying in a troll slime bed thing and closing your eyes? CHW: # I'll shut up, s9rry CCG: NO, JOHN, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NEVER TRIED TO FALL ASLEEP BY NORMAL MEANS, NOT EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING TIME IN MY WHOLE LIFE. WHAT A RIDICULOUS CONCEPT! CHW: # sn9rt CEB: you should try it sometime. :B CHW: # y9ung me was the same CCG: I WANT TO THROTTLE YOU. CGC: C4LM 1T HOT HORNS CHW: Karkey d9n't use vi9lence CCG: YOU JUST CALLED ME KARKEY IN FRONT OF A GOOD NUMBER OF PEOPLE. CCG: I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS. CHW: Yes? Is, that a pr96lem? I th9ught- 6ut, its just a cute nickname CHW: # sad CCG: I'M DYING INSIDE. CEB: rest in peace. </3 CGG: oh, gosh, i think we just derailed a bit CCG: I'M FORCING ERIDAN TO GET HIS ASS OUT OF BED SO HE CAN JOIN THIS MEMO. CGC: OH GOG CEB: i don't think there was ever any rails. CHW: 9h g9d CHW: Why 6ring the Amp9ra int9 this? CGC: 1M JUST SLOWLY F4D1BG 4W4Y CCG: HEY, ERIDAN IS PRETTY COOL, SHUT THE FUCK UP GUYS. CHW: # Please d9n't ask me t9 get Cr9nus 6ecause I'd s99ner d9u6le die CHW: /:6 CCG: NO ONE SAID SHIT ABOUT CRONUS. YOU'RE THE ONE WHOSE MIND ALWAYS GOES TO HIM. CEB: i don't know either of them. CCG: THERE HE IS. HEY ERIDAN. CHW: My mind isn't ALWAYS 9n him CCG: YOU SURE? CGG: hi, eridan! CHW: 9h g9d h9w c9uld say such gr9ss stuff CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCA: hey CCG: IT REALLY SEEMS LIKE IT IS. CHW: Hell9 9ther amp9ra. CCG: YOU ALWAYS FUCKING TALK ABOUT HIM DUDE. CHW: N-n9 n9 I am n9t! CCG: HIS NAME IS ERIDAN, NOT "OTHER AMPORA". CHW: I d9 n9t always 6ring up Cr9nus. # excuse me while I g9 thr9w up CCG: DUDE. CCA: lets not talk about that primitivve praisin lump a grease in my prescence the read a such comparisons alone makes me wwanna throww up CCG: JEEZ, OK. SOMEBODY'S IN DENIAL. CCA: lets just CHANGE the topic entirely howw about that CCG: FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH ERIDAN. CHW: I agree with y9u CHW: Lets, talk a69ut instead, s9mething much less upsetting f9r all CEB: cats. CCG: EVERY TIME KANKRI SAYS A WORD THAT HAS THE LETTERS "BO" IN IT I LAUGH. CCG: I HAVE THE MINDSET OF A WRIGGLER. CGC: BO CHW: Yeah, sure, lets d9 that. Cats are nice, s9ft. CCG: 69. CHW: 699 CGC: W41T 1 FORGOT 1M NOT K4NKR1 CHW: hahaha CGC: FUCKS S4K3 CCG: YOU GOOD TEREZI? CHW: Terezi, are y9u 9kay CGC: Y34H CEH ceased responding to memo. CGG: ok, here's a cat video CGG:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4 CEB: ehehe. 69 CCA: its ignominious havvin to read evverythin you guys say to each other CCG: I WANT MY GAMZEE TO COME ONLINE SO HE CAN GET HIS ASS IN THIS MEMO BUT HE NEVER COMES ONLINE UNTIL LIKE. CCG: 3PM AT THE EARLIEST. CCG: AND CURRENTLY IT'S ONLY 1. CCG: UNFORTUNATE. CHW: 9h, its 4:13 here CTT ceased responding to memo. CHW: 9h, 6ake it, I supp9se CCG: WACK. CCG: SLAHOUDGIASUHKDHASDGEYRIUEJRFJDHSK CURRENT tidsopitmistTranquillity [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTT: Uh. CCG: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT. CTT: Me. CTT: Thats whom CCG: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. CGG: oh, hi there! CTT: Hey owo CGC: WHO CCA: you havve no idea the extent i gotta crain my neck to be able to see your dastardly lightened text colour CCG: OWO. CCG: UWU. CHW: Karkat has s9me 9f the 6est reacti9ns CGC: TH3 FUCK 1S YOU CEB: gotta put my glasses on to read that color. CTT: Okay CTT: Has my family seriously forgotten me CCG: YOUR TEXT COLOR IS THE SAME COLOR AS A LEMON CANDY CANE I JUST GOT DONE BREAKING MY FUCKING TEETH ON. CHW: Even I am struggling, may6e its 6ecause my eyes d9n't exactly have pupils th9ugh CCG: YOUR FAMILY? CTT: That's sad as shit. CCG: YOU HAVE A FAMILY? CCG: I FEEL BAD FOR THEM, HOLY SHIT. CGC: HUH CGC: 1M SO CONFUS3D CCA: maybe its cause your busy ogglin that tommyrotted shitwwit alternate a myself CCG: ME TOO. CCA: evver think about that CGC: SOM3ON3 F1LL M3 1N WH4T TH3 FUCK SORT OF BR41N C3LL 4M 1 M1SS1NG CTT: Wow. CCG: ERIDAN, DON'T START SHIT. CCG: TEREZI I KIN THAT STATEMENT. CEB: karkat and i share -3 braincells. CCA: im not startin shit kar i am being nothin but CIVVLIZIED and PROPER here just by the basic vvirtue a me talkin CCG: YEAH. CCA: oh fuck CCA: my browwnies CCA: bee ar be CGC: 4LSO SHUT TH3 FUCK YOU F1SH WHY DONT YOU GO SUCK YOURS3LF L1K3 YOU DO 3V3RY N1GHT CCG: DEAR GOD. CEB: wow! damn. CTT: God damn it CGC: Y34H CCG: TEREZI SNAPPED. CGC: 1M 1N 4 B1T OF 4 B4D MOOD TOD4Y SORRY 3V3RYON3 CTT: I looked away for a bit and I return to chaos. Good god. CCG: JAMES CHARLES VOICE. SISTER SNAPPED. CTT: DAMN IT CTT: Stop. CEB: karkat please no. CTT: Fighting CTT: H CGC: R1GH TOK CGC: FORGOT HOW TO FUNCT1ON CCA: ivve hardly said anythin deservvin a vvitriol and scorn rez wwhy dont you shovve your tongue wwhere your crimson eyesockets are you are such a pain in my ass connivvin blueberry CCA: i mean i wwasnt evven TALKIN to you CCG: OK, EITHER DIRK OR THE LEMON GUY IS GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR TEXT COLOR. CCG: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS. CCA: mind your owwn business CTT ceased responding to memo. CCG: ONE OF YOU BITE THE BULLET AND CHANGE IT. CCG: OH. CCG: THAT WORKS TOO. CCG: BYE DIRK. CGG: :/ CEB: i thought dirk was the lemon guy damn. CGC: OK WH4T3V3R 3R1D4N CCG: NO, HE'S THE ORANGE GUY. CCA: hey kar CCG: HEY. CHW: W-wait ARE Y9U SAYING THAT I AM HAVING A HARD TIME SEEING 6ECAUSE IM F9CUSED 9N CR9NUS???? CGC: S4D S4CK CCG: WHAT. CCA: wwhy dont wwe ditch this popsickle stand CCG: FOR FUCK'S SAKE KANKRI, YOU'RE SLOW AS HELL. CCG: HUH? CTT: Son of a bitch CEB: at the bottom of the screen it looked the same okay? CGC: WH4T CCG: WE? AS A COLLECTIVE? CTT: What are you even fighting about CGC: OK4Y 1 G1V3 UP TRY1NG TO COMPR3H3ND CCG: ME TOO. CGG: i don't even know CHW: Im s9rry that p9rrim pestered me and this mem9 is flying CCA: im just sayin this display is nothin but a bloody mess a  recalictrant scorn wwe might as wwell hang out or somethin you and i CHW: Im s9 fucking pissed right n9w CCA: plus CCA: past you DID say hed be wwillin to do so CTT: Trigger warning CCG: I MEAN CHW: # Fr9thing Rage CCG: OK. CGC: K4NKR1 SW34R1NG 1S 4 W34R OCC4S1ON WH4TS UP CHW: # literal fire in my eyes CCA: really you arent bee essin me here CCG: I DON'T MIND HANGING OUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. CTT: EVERYONE BE TRIGGERED CCG: NO, I'M NOT. CGC: C4NT R3L4T3 CCG: KANKRI IS GOING OFF THE SHITS HELP. CGC: WHY CCA: my hivve or yours CTT: OH SHIT GUARD THE STAIRS CHW: Fucking I cant 6ELIEVE y9u w9uld say such gr9ss stuff CGC: WH4T CTT: They be FALLING DOWN THEM CHW: # Fucking flipping my literal shit CGC: W H 4 T CGC: HDU13F U1H RFR CGC: R3QFH1UCRH FRGHTVU 5G CGC: GTJ1 VRGT CTT: oh my God. CCA: wwoww that strawwberry shortcake is such a flippin drama machine it is truly pathetic CGC: V3GGU9TR CGC: GU9TRHY CTT: AUshdgdhd CTT: Jdhdbsnstshhdgd CGC: HTR9UHT3UH3 CTT: Dtthshshskwhe CTT: D CEB: what is CCA: shut the hell up CEB: stop CGC: 3UH9TRHUYR4U CHW: Eridan G9 FUCK Y9URSELF CTT: No CHW: Cause # N9 9ne else will CGC: BGT90YBH CCG: RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE TEXTUAL EQUIVALENT OF SCREAMING TO MAKE MY VOICE HEARD OVER A LOUD CROWD TO COMMUNICATE WITH ERIDAN. CCG: HELP. CTT: Uncle John what the fuck is good going on CCA: this is exactly wwhy you and i ought to be messagin each other separately CGC: W3LL TH3N HOW 4BOUT TH1S CCA: glad youre agreein wwith me bro i can alwways count on you CGG: oh, gosh! CEB: i'm sorry what? CCG: OK, FUCK, DM ME ERIDAN. CCG: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. CCA: wwhy dont you dee em me CCG: IT WAS YOUR IDEA! CCG: BUT FINE. I'LL BE THE MATURE ONE. CHW: Eridan said I c9uldn't see lem9n candy text 6ecause I was f9cused 9n Cr9nus. When we all had pr96lems with the c9l9r CGG: gamzee is here CGC: FOR FUCKS S4K3 CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTC: HeY. CTT: Oh honkY CCA: ugh CGC: OH H3LL NO CCG: KANKRI, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND COOL IT BEFORE I BAN YOU. CTT: HEY CCG: ERIDAN, DON'T PROVOKE HIM LIKE THAT. CTT: God damn it why are you so rude to each other CHW: H9w w9uld y9u feel if s9me9ne said such a thing a69ut y9u Karkat? CCG: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, LEMON MAN. CCA: wwhat do you mean provvoke wwho CCG: GO SUCK A CACTUS. CTT: Yeah. CCA: i havve no idea wwho the hell you are talkin about CEB: i really have no idea what's happening. CGC: M3 4ND G4MZ33 DONT H4V3 4 GOOD H1STORY TOG3TH3R CCA: i havvent been provvokin no one wwhat a slanderous thing to imply CHW: # g9es t9 sweater t9wn CCG: EVERYONE STOP TALKING. CHW: # huffs CCG: LET ME GET MY SHIT TOGETHER. CGC: 1 TH1NK TH4TS 4 V4L1D 3NOUGH R34SON CCA: ill havve you knoww that crimson soaked sack a lard has been provvokin ME if anythin CTT: Okay. CCG: ERIDAN. CCG: SHUT. CCG: UP. CCG: FOR ONCE. CCG: PLEASE. CHW: Fucking WHAT CCA: ok fine CTT: #shooshpap CCA: wwhat do i care any wway CCG: KANKRI. CCG: DON'T START. CGC: TH1S 1S 4 M3SS CCG: I'M TRYING TO MEDIATE HERE. CTT: #shooshpap CCG: LEMON GUY, FUCK OFF. CHW: I'm N9T starting it, HE DID CHW: # Excuse CURRENT turntechGodhead [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG: "comfy place" my ass CTT: #SOOOooos- CCG: DAVE. CCG: HELP. CGC: YOU KNOW 1TS 4LL GON3 TO SH1T WH3N K4RK4T 1S TH3 ON3 TRY1NG TO M4K3 3V3RYON3 C4LM CCA: wwoah bro this is nothin if not flatterin but i dont think auspitizism is really the sorta establishment you should be sullyin yourself into at this moment no offense CTG: i wasn't even paying attention CTG: what's happening CCG: WAIT YOU'RE NOT THE DAVE I'M FAMILIAR WITH. I'M BLIND AND CAN'T READ HANDLES. CCG: ERIDAN I'LL KILL YOU. CTT: People being assholes CCA: uh CEB: it's, uh, chaotic. CHW: Please d9 CCA: wwoww CHW: WAIT CHW: D9NT CGG: the memo went crazy CCA: talk about straight forwward CHW: I d9nt want him in the 6u66les! CCG: I SWEAR I AM THIS CLOSE CCG: | | CCG: THAT CLOSE CCG: TO KICKING BOTH OF YOU. CCG: TEST ME. CHW: Karkat... CTT: I'm Dani terezi. Can ya use your like seer powers CCA: hmm CGC: H1T 1T F3RG13 CCA: wwell ok CCA: brb CHW: # p9uting CGC: D4N1 WHO CCG: CRY ABOUT IT, YOU LITTLE FUCK. CGC: WHO TH3 FUCK 1S YOU CTT: IM FROM EARTH C. CGC: 4H OK4Y CHW: I th9ught y9u cared a69ut me 9r s9mething.. I guess I was wr9ng. CGC: 1 KNOW SOM3ON3 C4LL3D D4N1 H4H4 CFL ceased responding to memo. CTT: Kankri. CCG: OH HERE WE FUCKING GO WITH THE GUILT TRIPPING. CEB: this is just what i needed to add a little spice to my afternoon. CCG: MARVELOUS. CTT: It's okay my boi CCG: THIS MEMO SINGLEHANDEDLY MANAGED TO KILL THE BRAIN CELLS I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE. CCA: hey im back CHW: # sulking CTT: Sometimes you gotta just go to sweater town CGG: :/ yeah, it's so crazy CEB: we just have -69 braincells now. CCG: KANKRI, I CARE MORE THAN ENOUGH ABOUT YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS MEMO FOR THAT MATTER, WHICH IS PRECISELY WHY I WANT YOU KNOCK THE BULLSHIT OFF AND STOP FIGHTING! CCG: I DON'T WANT ANYONE UPSET. CTT: #papshhosj CTT: Neither do i CCG: WELCOME BACK ERIDAN. CCG: OH FUCK GAMZEE IS ONLINE. CGC: C4N W3 JUST S4Y OK K4NKR1 YOU W3R3NT FOCUS1NG ON CRONUS TH3 T3XT W4S TOO H4RD TO R34D BUT TH4TS NO ON3S F4ULT CCA: thanks CTT: Let's back this up. CTG ceased responding to memo. CGC: 4ND 3R1D4N DONT G3T WORK3D UP OV3R K4NKR1 CHW: Thank y9u Terezi CGC: GOOD CCG: MY PURRBEAST IS STEPPING ONY M KEYYBOARD CCG: '; CCG: HELP. CTC: WhAt ThE MoThErFuCk Is EvEn HaPpEnInG. CGC: H4H4 CGC: TO MUCH TO B3 HON3ST CCG: GAMZEE DO YOU CARE IF I ADD ANOTHER GAMZEE TO THIS MEMO? THE MORE THE MERRIER, RIGHT? CCG: DOUBLE THE CLOWNERY? CGC: TW1C3 TH3 HONKS OH FUCK CTC: I DoNt CaRe. CTT: Okay. Mom Jade, of you remember hug me before I have a panic attack CGG: oh, gosh CHW: # deep 6reathing CCA: wworked up CCA: pshhh thats a fuckin laugh CCA: as if id let some detestable sack a ruddy text get me wworked up that foul no good pleb is hardly wworth steppin near my shadoww and at this point im findin all his petty references to my alternate to be nothin more than a salaicious display a utright denial CGC: WHY H4S TH1S 4LL GON3 TO SH1T -- CURRENT tidsopitmistTranquillity [CTT]  seriously more confused then my session made me -- CTT ceased responding to memo. CHW: # Karkat he's starting it again CGC: 1 D1DNT KNOWHOW TO WORD 1T OK4Y SH33SH CURRENT tidsopitmistTranquillity [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTT: Son of a bitch CTT: Better CGC: 3R1D4N JUST STOP OK4Y C4N W3 4GR33 TH4T 1T W4S NO ON3S F4ULT CTT: Can you see me now CCA: sure wwhat evver CTT: Am I less lemonade CGC: GOOD CCA: its not like i actually care about wwhat happens in this line a convversation anywway CCA: hes the one wwho started it CTT: Gucci CHW: # Watching y9u CGC: 4LR1GHTY CGC: OK4Y CEB: are you guys chill now? is that done? CTT: I guess. CEB: fantastic. CTT: But this hype train. CCA: wwhered kar go CGC: HOP3 SO CGG: i hope so, too CCG: NOWHERE. CTT: Oh fuc CCG: WHY? MISS ME? CCA: hey CTT: Shi CCG: HEY. CTT: Hey CHW: 9h- I think I just realized s9mething. # Lips l9cked tight CCG: HUH? CGC: WH4T CGC: T1GHT 4SSHOL3 CGC: H4H4 CHW: N9 n9, I d9n't want t9 start any drama. CCA: wwhy dont you lock your fingers tighter methinks theyre the ones causin all this repartee any wway CHW: I'll just, privately tr9ll karkat and tell him CCG: TELL ME IN DMS KANKRI. I'M YOUR DANCESTOR. CCG: OH. CCG: GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE. FUCK YEAH. CGC: HUH CEB: well now i'm curious. CGC: M3 TOO CCG: HEY IT'S ANOTHER GAMZEE. CCG: ONE I ACTUALLY AM FAMILIAR WITH. CGC: OH OK CTC: WeLcOmE BrOtHeR. CHW: Its s9mething that y9u all pr96a6ly c9uld have figured 9ut 9n y9ur 9wn, when thinking hard 9n what Amp9ras are very kn9wn f9r. CGC: SORRY 1F 1 S33M 4 B1T OFF CCG: OH GOD. PAST taciturnlyCataclysmal [PTC] 420 HOURS AGO responded to memo. PTC: HeLl yEaH, hOw'S It gOiNg? :o) CCG: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THE PAST CGG: hi there! CCG: WHAT THE FUCK CHW: I'm sure if y9ur g99d at paying attenti9n the pieces will f9rm the wh9le puzzle f9r y9u t99 CGG: ok, that's weird CCG: ALSO, KANKRI, THAT THING YOU JUST MESSAGED ME? WACK. CCA: soon enough ill be knowwn for slittin your detestable carcass ovver my owwn personal grubloaf bun if you dont keep my name from your ovverbitten mouth mutant CCG: I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE IT. CHW: True th9ugh CCA: howw about that CCG: ERIDAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? CCG: WHO IS THAT DIRECTED AT? CCG: I'M SO LOST. CGC: STOOOOP CHW: Thats at me CHW: Karkat CCA: kankri a course wwho else CCG: GAMZEE. HELP ME. CCG: PLEASE. CHW: he is attacking me CHW: again CHW: 6ut # I started it CHW: # r9lls eyes CGG: this is already too much... CGG: :/ CHW: # have t9 tell y9u im r9lling my eyes 6ecause, N9 pupils 6ut whatever CCG: OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? CHW: # Amp9ra is a castest prick CTC: CaN I HaVe ThE HeAdS ErIdAn BrO? CCG banned CCA from responding to memo: [TIME OUT.]. CCG banned CHW from responding to memo: [TIME OUT.]. CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board GGS COMFY PLACE.

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CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board GGS COMFY PLACE. CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: OH GOD. CURRENT gardenGnostic104 [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CGG: oh, again? CHW: # Excuse y9u PAST taciturnlyCataclysmal [PTC] 420 HOURS AGO responded to memo. PTC: So wHaT ThE MoThErFuCk'S ThIs mEmO AlL AbOuT? CCG: I SWEAR IF YOU TWO GO BACK AT IT I'LL FUCKING BAN YOU BOTH PERMANENTLY. CURRENT gallowsCalibratorr [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CGC: NO 1D34 CCG: WE'RE UH CCG: BONDING. CHW: He was the 9ne wh9 threatened t9 slit my thr9at CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCA: no wworries CCG: GROUP BONDING TIME. CCA: i wwas just leavvin any wway CURRENT tidsopitmistTranquillity [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTT: The other kids are coming CCG: KANKRI SHUT UP. STOP DRAGGING IT ON. CTT: Yeet CCG: I'LL SCOLD HIM LATER. CGG: sorry, i meant to make this for fun stuff, but it went crazy over time CHW: Y9ud 6etter CCG: YOU TWO ARE LIKE FUCKING WRIGGLERS I SWEAR. CCA ceased responding to memo. CCG: I'M LOSING MY MIND. PTC: WeLl i gUeSs tHaT'S AlL GoOd, sHiT TeNdS To uP AnD GeT AlL FuCkIn cRaZy sOmEtImEs. CTT ceased responding to memo. CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTC: HoNk :O) PTC: HoNk CTC: HoNk PTC: HoNk CCG: HONK. CGC: OH NO CTC: HoNk CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CEB: oh jesus CCG: HONK. PTC: HoNk CGC: STOP CURRENT theJaceofspades [CTJ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTJ: Haha I just broke into my sister's computer CTC: HoNk CGC: FUCK CCG: HONK. PTC: HoNk CHW: (( i didnt know it actually made the noise if you typed honk oh fuck that startled me xDD )) CTC: HoNk. CCG: HONK. CGC: HONK CTJ: Oh shit CCG: HONK. CHW: h9nk CHW: 9h CGC: 1T D1DNT WORK CTJ: ((shit man)) CEB: hehehe. CHW: quirks n9t all9wed CCG: THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHENEVER I GET IN A MEMO. CCG: EVERYONE STARTS HONKING. CGC: H4H4 CTJ: Oh CCG: IT HAPPENED IN FUCK BUCKETS TOO. I STILL FEEL BAD FOR JOHN. CCG: I ALSO FEEL BAD FOR EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY FUCK BUCKETS. PTC: EvErYoNe aLl kNoWs yOuR FuCkIn mEaNiNg bEhInD ThAt. CTJ: I'm going to get a worshipper of the dark carnival CCG: NO. CCG: GAMZEE. CTJ: Then honk everyday bro CCG: IT WAS THE NAME OF A MEMO WE HAD ONCE. CTJ: I will do it PTC: HoNk CCG: I'M GOING TO FUCKING SLAM MY FACE INTO MY KEYBOARD. CTC: ThAt WaS A GrEaT MeMo. CTJ: I'm going to get her CGC: 1M GO1NG TO L1ST3N TO 4 SONG CEB: i know i was there, but what happened to be in fuckbuckets? PTC: HaHaHaHa, dOn'T Be dOiNg tHaT BeSt fRiEnD. jUsT GeT YoUr cHiLlS GoInG StRoNg. CTC: UnTiLl YoU MoThErFuCkInG KiCkEd Me. CGC: WH3N 1 COM3 B4CK HOP3FULLY 4LL 1S B3TT3R CHW: If y9u d9, may6e, y9u can visit Karkat? CTJ: I know. CCG: I KICKED YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE ABOUT TO EXPOSE ME, GAMZEE. CTJ: Wait CCG: ALSO. CCG: YEAH KANKRI. CCG: ALSO. CTC: EvErY OnE KnOwS. CTJ: If kankri has a Chum handle now CCG: TO THE OTHER GAMZEE. CCG: YEAH OK. CTJ: Then that means. CTJ: O. CCG: OH MY GOD. CTJ: Fuc CHW: ? CCG: GAMZEE I SWEAR I'LL KICK YOU FROM THIS MEMO TOO. CHW: It means I d9wnl9aded the alternian tr9llian CCG: CURRENT GAMZEE. CTJ ceased responding to memo. CCG: I CAN'T FUCKING WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THERE BEING TWO GAMZEES. THIS WAS A MISTAKE. PTC: AwWw dOn'T Be fUcKiN ThReAtEnInG A BrO. CCG: ONE OF YOU HAS TO GO. ANY VOLUNTEERS? CCG: NOT YOU! CCG: I'M THREATENING TO KICK THE OTHER GAMZEE. PTC: I'M KnOwInG, kArBrO. CURRENT stitchedSilence [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CSS: :o€ CCG: AAAAA MY THINKPAN IS ACHING. CCG: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EMOJI. CTC: NaH Im MoThErFuCkInG GoOd RiGhT HeRe. CCG: THEN. CCG: SHUT UP. CHW: C:6 CTC: HoNk BrO Is ChIlL. CCG: AND WE CAN ALL LIVE HAPPILY. CCG: WITH KARKAT'S SECRETS HIDDEN. CCG: OKAY? CHW: I mistyped CURRENT turntechDumbass [CTD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTD: jade was right this is whack CSS: WHAT THE FUCK. IS HONKING UP IN THIS BITCH CCG: HONK. CHW: I saw 'kurl9z' and meant t9 type D:6 CTC: HoNk. CCG: OH FUCK IT'S DAVE. CCG: HONK. CTD: oh fuck its karkat CGG: honk CCG: GET OUT. CTC: HoNk. CSS: HONK! CTD: what no i just got here CSS: :o) CTD: bitch CCG: BITCH. CSS: #signlanguage

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CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board GGS COMFY PLACE. CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: UH. CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTC: HoNk. CCG: LIKE WHO? CURRENT stitchedSilence [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CSS: :o) CSS: :o) CSS: ? CHW: My c9mputer decided that it wasn't happy, s9 it cl9sed. CURRENT gallowsCalibratorr [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CGC: OK GUYS 1M H4V1NG 4 P4N1C 4TT4CK TH1S 1S SO STR3SSFUL  BY3 CCG: OH SHIT. CSS: SO IS MY MOUTH CSS: Closed CSS: SHUT. CHW: D:6 CCG: IS THAT FUCKING KURLOZ I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION CCG: I'M SO LOST. PAST taciturnlyCataclysmal [PTC] 420 HOURS AGO responded to memo. PTC: SeE Ya, fUcKiN BlInD AsS BiTcH. CHW: yes, thats Kurl9z... CHW: # shivers CCG: EW. CSS: Yeah tell me about it. CCG: WHO INVITED HIM HERE? CHW: N9t me CURRENT turntechDumbass [CTD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTD: god damn. CCG: NOT ME EITHER. CTD: trolls are whack CHW: I w9uld prefer t9 keep my distance fr9m any murder9us cl9wns CCG: YOU'RE WHACK. CCG: BAD WHACK. CCG: HEY. CSS: So are clowns :o) CHW: # After all, it feels t9 much like my culler... CTD: im the best whack CCG: GAMZEE IS RIGHT THERE. CCG: DON'T BE INSENSITIVE. CHW: I said murder9us CGC ceased responding to memo. CCG: YEAH? CHW: I think thats fair CCG: DID I STUTTER? CCG: ANYWAY. PTC: HaHaH. CURRENT gardenGnostic104 [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CGG:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL-AVkOgO-k CHW: I think its fair t9 n9t want t9 6e near murderers CSS: Hey. Chill bros CTC: :O) CCG: WHY IS THE FUCKING O CCG: A CAPITAL? CCG: I HATE THAT. CHW: If meenah were in here, I'd 6e nerv9us a69ut that t99 CCG: FIX YOUR FUCKING EMOJI. CTC: My QuIrK Is GeTtInG In ThE MtHeRfUcKiNg WaY. PTC: WiSh i cOuLd bE KnOwInG. CHW: # pr96a6ly nerv9us ar9und any 9f my 'friends' that aren't p9rrim 9r latula. PTC: :o) PTC: :o) CCG: JUST FUCKING CSS: :o) CTC:  :O) CCG: CONVERT :O TO :o PTC: HoNk CCG: PROBLEM SOLVED. CSS: Meulin is having otp cardiac arrest CCG: WHAT. CTD: the comfy place has turned into clown church CSS: I GOT TO GO HELP A BITCH CHW: 9ver which c9uple? CCG: FEAR. CSS: EH. CGG: oh, ss, you reminded me of something CCG: YEAH WHICH COUPLE? CSS: ERIDAN AND SOLLUX CCG: OH GOD. CTD: oh shit CSS: #SHIVERS CHW: # unc9mf9rta6le CSS: I got her into to much black shi CSS: Shit. CTC: :o) CGG:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ0HdydxuDo CHW: # 6etter them than s9me9ne else th9ugh CCG: MY PURRBEAST IS TICKLING MY NECK WITH HIS WHISKERHESHHSHDK CSS: It's personally my fault CCG: HHKJHGF CSS: Forgive me. CCG: I'M HAVING HEART FAILURE. CTD: tell your cat hes fucking cute as hell CSS: Ah. CCG: NO. CHW: Kurl9z, please, leave the 6lack stuff t9 y9u, she, already has s9 much 9n her plate with red r9m ships # l9l CSS: Hold on CTD: please he needs to know CSS: #l:ol CCG: HE'S A LITTLE BASTARD. CCG: KIND OF LIKE YOU. CSS: hold on. CTD: im only partially a bastard but still let him know CSS: What the ever loving motherfuck. CCG: EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS MEMO SUCKS EXCEPT FOR PAST GAMZEE. CSS: SHIT MY WRIGGLER IS HONKING MY HORN PILE CHW: # 9uch CSS: So proud CSS: #crie CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CEB: i have done nothing to deserve this! CCG: YOU EXISTED. CSS: #:o€ CSS: Neither have i CHW: # D9u6le 9uch CEB: damn, guess i'll stop existing. CGG: :( CCG: PLEASE DO. CSS: She grew up so fast CCG: KARKAT STOP BEING AN ASSHAT. CGG: please don't say that :( CSS: Karkat what be your problems CEB: :'B CSS: You need to chill before CHW: Karkat? Y9u just t9ld y9urself t9 st9p, are y9u 9kay? CCG: SORRY. CCG: YES. CCG: I'M FINE. CSS: #hedosomthing:o( CCG: I JUST REALIZED I WAS BEING A DICK. CHW: # C9ncerned Dancest9r CSS: Yeah. CCG: WAIT KANKRI CSS: #shooshpapthatfucker CCG: I HAVE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. CHW: yes? CSS: Gamzee have you passed out CCG: GO TO DMS FOR A SEC. CSS: :o? CTC: No. CSS: God CSS: God. CSS: Meulin freaking son of- CSS ceased responding to memo. CCG: WHERE'D PAST GAMZEE GO? CTC: YoU MeAn ThE MeSsIaHs? PTC: :o) CCG: THERE HE IS. CTC: ThE ReAl MeSsIaHs. CCG: COMFORT ME. THIS MEMO IS GIVING ME CARDIAC ARREST. CTC: NoT ThE FaKe MeSsIaHs. PTC: YoU'Re fUcKiN SPECIAL YOU MOTHERFUCKIN mOtHeRfUcKeR. CURRENT cardiacOtps [CCO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCO: 333333333333333!<3 PTC: YoU'Ve gOt tHe gReAtEsT Of fUcKiN SeLvEs iN YoU. :o) CCO: Inpuring! CTD: that wisdom CHW: I can certainly say that I am successfully triggered 6y t9days mem9 and events. CTD: i felt that shit PTC: Go fUcK YoUrSeLf, oThEr kArKaT. PTC: :o) PTC: HoNk hOnK CHW: Might even need t9 g9 talk t9 P9rrim CCO: Wow! CTC: :o) CHW: ...? w-why? CCO: Your just like kurlos CHW: # Fine. I'll leave CHW ceased responding to memo. PTC: GoOd sHiT. CCO: When he was a kid

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