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KH Marriage Material Tournament Round 1

Demyx, of Organization XIII and the Real Organization XIII, is a gentle soul. Though he knows how to fight, and will if required, he’s a pacifist at heart. As a musician, he’s sure to serenade you often. He loves having a good time! One person has stated that “hhhess soooooooo sttupidd...... “ and another says “Man knows exactly what things deserve his energy and what things don't, and I both respect that and need more of it in my life.” What do you say, will you be his muse? 

Even is a man who values intelligence and research. He’s made many mistakes in his life, but he’s learned from them and has set out to right his wrongs, no matter what danger it puts him in. Those who love him really love him. When asked why they wanted to marry him, one person stated “...okay... So he has experience as a father figure (helping raise ienzo) and is a responsible guy. He has a high ranking position as a scientist and can provide for a family (although maybe he might be a workaholic). As of KH III, he tries his best to atone for his actions and actively strives to set things right for Sora and his friends proving that he is introspective and willing to change. I wholeheartedly believe that Even is currently the most eligible bachelor in the series in a way that most fanon interpretations fail to comprehend.” I told you, those who like him really like him. What do you say? Are you an Evenlover?

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Welcome to the killable kingdom hearts character competition!

Kingdom hearts is now a game of fuck/marry/kill!

This tournament is based on charcater hate, so please share your best slander!

However!

Fans are real people, so please please please be kind to each other while being absolutely horrible to each other's blorbos <3

Thanks to @fuckable-kh-men-battle and @kh-marriage-material for being awesome and running delightful tournaments! And thanks to @cyberpunkboytoy for pointing out the need for this one!

Welcome to the show 😈

Update: Polls are up early because tumbl queue does not like time zones. Round 1 polls will be tagged "ktkhc round 1" for convenience 😁

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From the maker of literally no other tournament or battle or anything (so please be nice I've never done this before) comes…

Kingdom Hearts Marriage Material Tournament

Who HASN'T seen at least one character in Kingdom Hearts and gone 'I want them in my life. I want to show them how wonderful they are, and how much I adore them, and how good life can get when you're spending it with someone you love. I want to fold laundry with them and grocery shop with them and do taxes with them. I want to go on little dates with them. Maybe I even want to have kids with them, or help them take care of their children. I want to be a part of their family.'?

Okay well if you haven't, get thinking. This tournament is all about that sentiment. Who is the ultimate Kingdom Hearts waifu(gender neutral)? And why is it Terra?

Thank you to @fuckable-kh-men-battle for the inspiration!

Follow the form below to submit the person you want to marry. Anybody who's been featured in a Kingdom Hearts game is a viable option! This includes Disney and Final Fantasy characters, but I will favor ones who are original to the KH universe. We'll see how long it takes to get enough different submissions, but the form will be available for at least 24 hours. Once I have enough I'll close off the form and create the bracket.

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Lea, a man who once inhabited Radiant Garden as a young one, is always willing to fight for what’s right. He loves making people happy with his jokes and lighthearted attitude, but he knows how to be serious. He would never forget his friends. Not only that, but he’s really attractive. When asked why they want to wed him, people have said: “This man personally transed my gender and made me bisexual. He is so beautiful every time he comes onscreen i start crying. Hes a malewife and a girlboss and i could help him raise his children” and “MALEWIFE.” One person claims that he could convince them to adopt. Do you want to start a family with this malewife?

Aqua is the only true keyblade master of her class (which, to be fair, was her and Terra. But, still. She’s successful.) She’s strong and kind, thoughtful and loving. She managed to last around a decade without turning to darkness in a realm full of the shit! People say that “The sun dims when she's in front of it.” Several people say she deserves to be happy and that she’s been through a lot. They want to make sure she knows she’s loved! And she would do the same for you, with how compassionate she is. Do you want a kind, loving marriage with this woman?

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Ienzo is literally so good. He’s sweet, he’s gentle, he wants to help people so bad! He’s smart, too! He isn’t afraid to cry, and he apologizes and tries to fix his mistakes. One person said “get you a man who understands your booktok obsession.” Which is more than fair! He definitely would support and understand your passions! Another person says “I love my little science man 💕” Imagine the cute dates! He’s a sweet little guy!

As you might know, Terra. He’s perfect. He’s sweet, loyal, brave, strong. He wants to be strong enough to protect the ones he loves! He wants to help people! He’s also a himbo. Somebody accurately describes him as a “supportive buff malewife who’s also a himbo.” (thank you for being right) One person points out that “When he makes mistakes, he owns up to them.” The later state that he has a “heart of fucking pure gold. No, no, his heart is worth more than gold it's a heart of tanzanite which is rarer and more expensive than diamonds. He'll do anything for the people he loves, to try to keep them safe and happy. I'm literally in love.” Me too. I’m also in love. Are you? 

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We have the fuckable KH tournament. We have the marriage material tournament. Someone needs to do a 'KH character worth killing' tournament so we as a fandom can complete our Fuck-Marry-Kill

you are SO right!! that's one tournament ansem the wise can win lol

if you do it(or if anybody else does) i'd love to know about it!! i'll write some propaganda that'll either be really good or basically just 'if you kill him i'll cry do you WANT me to cry?'

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Ephemer is actually one of the few characters in this poll that’s interacted with ‘you.’ He’s strong, and he believes in kindness and love and light! He wants to help people. According to somebody, “He's a sweet boy and does everything to make you feel better when you're down.” Which is very cute of him. He’s already proven to you that he loves you, there are already fics of him with y/n or player! Will you love him back?

Marluxia, oh Marluxia…how are you so pretty? He’s gorgeous, he’s confident. “This man is a felon yes but he would treat you right, we got roses, we have ear whispers, he’s a whole snack, and he seems like the guy who wants attention, and I’d give him attention.” I’m inclined to agree with this person. He has to be a huge romantic, just look at him! Also, his hair is pink. ALSO also, way back when he was young, he was a pretty neat guy. He has a sister he adores so he’s probably…uh, I was going to say ‘nice to girls’ but in reality that’s not the case. He’s mean to everyone. But at the very least, he doesn’t judge by gender. Also, he was meant to be a girl but they made him a guy in the development stages so he’s kinda got some trans swag, if you squint! Sure, he might be horrible, but he also could really treat you right. 

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Axel, of Organization XIII, is not supposed to have a heart. Yet, with the help of friends, he quickly grew one. He adores his friends, he’d do anything for them, including die. There’s so much that can be said about such a popular guy, including “The other KH poll likes him” and “He's a single dad and his kids are cool and I'd like to un-single him” and “Hot. Traumatized. Good with kids. Flamboyant. Perfect eyeliner. Self destructive. What more could you want in a guy?” Really, what more could you want? 

Riku hasn’t always been on the right side, but who has? What’s important is that he learned, and he grew. One person called him “A responsible and strong person” and I’m inclined to agree. He adores his friends and he believes in their strength, which is so very important. He’ll raise you up, and he won’t judge you for your mistakes. Will you be a hero with him?

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Xigbar is, first and foremost, the guy who won through election fraud, and that’s funny. He’s got a lot of experience with life, like, a LOT of it. Like, multiple lives worth. He’s probably hiding a really gentle side behind his jackass behavior, who knows? Those of you who decided that this dude is worth marriage have said “pretty” and “He has fangies.” Those are very important features. Not only that, but one person said They entertain me in all his Luxu/Xigbar "oh go your kind of fucked up by the narrative" ways but also like one of the funnest characters too and i want to study him like a dead rat, violently shake him around like a dog chew toy. He lives rent free in my head.” Which, is a very interesting reason to want to marry someone. Even, is that you? 

Kairi is a sweetheart. She is a princess of light! She has a kind, pure, sweet heart and would treat you right. Someone said, “Back when I was questioning my sexuality, this girl was the final nail in the coffin making me accept that I like girls. I was simply,,, obsessed. Not as much anymore, but she’s still so pretty. And would trust and love and would not hesitate to wreck shit for someone she cares about. Wife material.” Honestly okay, that's pretty good reasoning. (keep in mind that we’re going to assume this applies to a grown up Kairi, and NOT that you’re marrying a teen!). Maybe you can give her a satisfying story, rather than leaving her a helpless damsel in distress for the 50th time!

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Xemnas, in his last seconds, admitted to growing a heart and being lonely. That’s pretty damn sad. He knows how to talk and his voice is soothing. “Bizarrely sentimental, very hot, a little insane. Literally the perfect man,” said one person. Another claims that “HE IS A LITERAL TEDDY BEAR! Cuddly, can probably cook, gives good kisses, the list goes on, my friend.” They say he’s protective as well. Others claim that all you have to do to tell that he’s husband material is observe him. One person also states that “he’s scary and morally reprehensible and that’s pretty hot.” So basically, you guys are literally all over the place but many of you can agree he’s worthy of being your wife. Can you fix him?

Lexaeus fans, once again, I’m sorry. He’s such a big brooding guy that I don’t know like anything about him. That’s OKAY though! Because he’s hot and he’s big and what else could you need in a guy? He can give great massages probably, and one person said “He could snap me like a glowstick and fix my spine.” Do you want to marry somebody who can fix your spine?

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Aw shucks, it’s Goofy! Goofy sure knows how to be…uh, goofy. He loves keeping things light, and he knows what friendship means. He’s one of the guys we see the most in the series! Honestly he’s just a sweetheart. Not to mention, he’s literally a dad! He certainly knows how to raise kids if that’s your style, and if not, it’s not a big deal! One person called him “prime malewife material” and has requested a “GOOFY SWEEP.” Are you interested in spending your life with this gentle, loyal feller?

Larxene sure is a strong woman! She isn’t afraid to speak her mind and will speak yours too! One person said “She'd tell the waiter I asked for no jalapenos and get us kicked out of the restaurant but then we'd run down the street hand in hand like Thelma and Louise.” She also, in the past, cared deeply about a dear friend of hers, so we know she probably has the ability to grow a heart somewhere in there! Do you want to be the clyde to her bonnie? The bonnie to her clyde, maybe?

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The Beast is literally a fucking prince. When I googled him for pictures, he’s listed as ‘The Prince’ in some places, which is cute. When he loves somebody, he loves them with his whole damn heart. He wants to protect them, he wants to support them. He’s in tune with his emotions! Do you want to be his (gender neutral) Beauty?

Xaldin is great. Yeah, okay, I also don’t know much about him off the top of my head. But he’s literally like obsessed with the Beast which is cute. Does he see himself in the Beast? Does he relate to feeling like an unloveable monster? One person stated “I'm a lesbian but I'd marry this Lancer in a fucking heart beat.” Another said “He could toss me around like a bean bag” which I think is a good thing. Do you want to make this man feel loved? 

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Yen Sid. Uh…okay so like he’s got a lot of knowledge, and that’s great! He doesn’t seem capable of dying, but if he IS, then you can take all his money and have a free tower to live in!! Also like, he could teach you so much! You could take over for him eventually! Also, he has connections, which are very powerful. The person who submitted Yen Sid of all fucking people said “I have seen at lest one person thirst for this man, so i will be brave enough to give him a shot in marriage (hes a great DJ though)” Which yknow what, fair. Let’s marry the old wizard man.

Haha he’s British. Okay, no, seriously though Luxord is an interesting one. He’s got potential! He’s fun, he knows games. He’s also pretty nice and he’s very funny in that he’s like obsessed with pirates. One person said “i have written 150k of fanfic on why he would be an ideal malewife” and all I have to say to them is link it please please link it I want to see this. 

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(pretend the images are the same size so you can actually see Isa's eyes. Or, like, click them.)

Isa may be shy, and his Nobody may have been bad, but he truly is not like that. This man wants to turn his life around. He wants to fix his past mistakes, and befriend those that he once hurt. He would do literally anything for his friends, sometimes even for people he hardly knows. When asked why they want to make him their wife, one person said “Saix was horrible yeah but then he owned up to his mistakes and turned his back on the organization a second time no matter the danger he faced in order to help bring Lea's kids back to him. He's practically one of Xion's dads now. He is devoted to the people he loves and never forgets them. When he comes back as Isa, he is surely even better because he has a full heart back. If you guys don't want to marry him, then fine, that's more for me and Lea.” Another person submitted him along with an emoji of Isa’s head coming out of a banana. That’s true love. 

Dilan is another man that deserves to have a second chance. Honestly I don’t know that much about him other than he’s very cute, but one person said “He's finally learned what it means to have a heart and now he needs to share it. Perfect man material. I can fix him.” What do you say? Do you want to fix him?

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(once again, pretend the images are the same size so you can see Eraqus's head. or click. the only canon eraqus images i could find of him as an adult were this and That One Battle and i didn't want to use that.)

Eraqus sure is a “dilf” as one person said. He really believes in the power of the light, but he’s also kind and forgiving to his best friend. He just wants people to be happy! Do you want to give Eraqus the chance to make you happy?

“If you can make Xehanort love you, you have all his power under your control. The things you could do.” I’m not sure what else to say. He’s…he sure is something! He wasn’t always a bad guy, okay? I mean, play Dark Road and you’ll understand! He has the ability to love, I swear! He just has no faith in humanity and thinks we need to restart. Is that so bad? (it is) Do you want to use his power for your own personal gain? Or maybe fix him?

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Zexion has strong senses. Like, literally, he can smell darkness like some sort of hound and that’s pretty cool. He’s cute, and he’s also extremely intelligent! He can teach you anything science related. It’s been said of him that “He's autistic. He's cute. He makes fermented food from scratch. What's not to love?” and somebody claims they could treat him right. Do you want to treat him right? 

Ansem Seeker of Darkness is…uh, he’s strong and he knows what he wants. He’s going to get it no matter what it takes! Also, look at how open his shirt is. That’s hot. One person says he has “dilf vibes” and that he “might or might not treat me right.” Listen, okay, he’s attractive. That’s why he’s here. Do you want to make this man your trophy husband?