#kinda throws the vibe off sksks

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I love how it's all kpop except for the one 80s song 🤣

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Taka!! Hello!! I saw you have watched Wolf and I’m curious about your thoughts on it ?! I loved it so much tbh, cause I started watching it for Sacha but I ended up finding the plot and the rest of the characters rly compelling too :D

SKSKSK harsh cut to footage of me specifically reblogging wolf posts from your blog to coax you into my askbox as an internet version of Molina's homemade deer trap -

BUT YES HELLO oh my days it was so much fun, right? I also definitely started watching it for sacha, and - okay well, let's put all the spoilers under the cut

SKSKS so. Came for Sacha. Stayed for Sacha.......and then watched the last 30 minutes because I wanted to know the answers (SKSK BUT ALSO his...CORPSE was on the floor in all the important scenes so y'know! He was still there in spirit)

But MAN wow did sacha and iwan steal the show, right?? They were absolutely AMAZING! Absolutely killing it, made me crack up multiple times they were just...literally the best duo. And man the twist at the end of episode five just GRABBED ME because wow, I really should have seen it coming and it was the best kind of twist where it suddenly made everything Molina had been doing make sense. And like - man, I'm just in awe of Sacha's acting, yknow? The guy acted his SOCKS off in this, like right from the first episode, you know that scene where they reveal that he is. not in fact a police officer SKKSKS but it's like the spyfall reveal, right? the mask drop. only, unlike in spyfall, this isn't sudden - it's a slow ramp-up of something being very wrong with this guy, gradually becoming more and more unhinged, and Sacha just NAILED it. Absolutely phenomenal. And then the way they just added so much DEPTH to his character augh, I wanted him to get out of the whole thing SO BAD even though I knew it was super unlikely. But augh by episode 5 he was SO nervous and paranoid, and then he just spent the first half of episode 6 just.....so palpably terrified?? Augh. Love him. So sad he got stabbed in the neck rip but he made up for it by having the most incredible dialogue with molina for five episodes straight skskks (i'm still losing it over 'you're not going to shower?? ....you handled intenstines today' SKSKSKSK like. ok real talk when I first saw the trailer for wolf I immediately came up with au6, yet another campervan au, which I will probably do not much with but SKSKKS the vibes were there in the series and it was a DELIGHT)

With regards to the rest of the story, it was super interesting, right? I feel like you possibly enjoyed it slightly more than I did (I was like. semi-frequently getting extremely annoyed at the random sexual content that seemed wildly tonally dissonant 80% of the time - I was SO SALTY that Sacha's opera lipsynch of our dreams with a SWORD was intercut with. that. and then also Jack's tendency to just like. physically assault people as a method of questioning like BOY that is. that is a CRIME sir. I know you're desperate for justice but do not boyo. But that's kind of a recurring pet peeve I have with crime shows as a rule sksksk). That said though - I did REALLY love Jack, and guh the stuff with his neighbour was SO creepy (LIKE THOSE WEREN'T NIGHTMARES??? HELLO???????) and maaaaaaaaan the stuff with the donkey pitch was so messed up and creepy. It was really good though. I did feel a bit like...'eh' on the end reveal about who the Donkey Pitch murderers were - that was probably in part because Honey had just died RIP but also hmmm idk, like obviously Molina was one of them, but I feel like I kinda wanted more on who Molina actually WAS, other than just some person Lucia knew from when she was in psychiatric care? Like my running theory the whole time had been that he was actually Theo, Hugo's older brother, simply because he looked a heck of a lot like Hugo skksks and it had just been an interesting throw-away line from Hugo's dad that didn't really go anywhere. I think also the twist with Lucia rang a bit hollow to me simply because the twist with Molina had been SO satisfying because it made all these little weird things make sense and I felt like I SHOULD have known (especially after honey and matilda's scene where they talk about letting people think they're more stupid than they are), but with Lucia (at least, for me personally) it felt a bit more out of the blue. But it was good, don't get me wrong - the stuff with her, hugo and sophie made a lot of sense and maaaaaaaaan that was so dark. And then I REALLY loved the ending for Jack, like the decision to not reveal what actually happened at the donkey pitch, and him finding out that stuff about his brother and then burning the treehouse and FINALLY getting some control back over the whole thing.........BUT THEN INTERCUT WITH THE REVEAL THAT HIS BROTHER HAD BEEN ALIVE?????? LIKE????????? AHHH??? That was SO well done.

Anyway. Show good. I enjoyed. There was actually a lot of things narratively and thematically that I particularly enjoyed - like even though the two storylines felt quite disparate at times, there were so many things connecting them or echoing between them! Off the top of my head, it's things like the idea of people being in your house and doing stuff when you're asleep - like with Penderecki but also how Molina and Lucia did that too with Sophie and Hugo. And then how like, Matilda tries to break that bathroom mirror to escape, and then Jack and Lincoln are escaping in a, uh. Different way and they DO break a bathroom mirror. Stuff like that. There were definitely more than that but I can't remember them right now, but it was like....idk the way that they echoed between each other gave it an internal resonance which made it very satisfying to watch (and is actually the same technique I've tried to use in campervan part 6, which is possibly why it appealed to me so much!). I also really liked the repeated use of mirrors and mirror shots - I feel like that was trying to say something too but I haven't quite untangled it yet. But yeah! Fun times.

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Buying stuff at the Supermarket with Jack | Jack x Reader Headcanons

Gosh I was away for a while now I think, didn't really want that to happen but I ran out of ideas and got kinda busy with real life

I think I got one or two request since starting this blog and I just wanna say if you have any wishes for headcanons or something YOU ARE ALLOWED TO REQUEST

I won't judge you for anything! Also in these times of (I think, I do not read the manga-) dark vibes in the manga, I'll happily throw out more content about our slashing snugglebug

K this got kinda long sksks

Jack wasn't someone who liked to go grocery shopping

however, when you would go with him it's more bearable

he likes when you reach for things on shelves you can't reach, he really loves getting them down for you

seriously he's so big he can get anything and for him, it's like he can show off a good quality as a boyfriend/husband/partner

sometimes he grabs you by your waist and gently lifts you up so you can grab the things above yourself

he loves doing that, probably one of his biggest motivations to go to the supermarket

he casually forgets that you're not supposed to play with food

For sure, he doesn't do anything that wastes food but that doesn't stop him from hitting you on the cheek with a cucumber

gently of course

the amount of sexual jokes is almost unbearable

get this man away from food

you told him that the asparagus looks like him, as a joke

he doesn't stop pouting until he sees something that takes his attention or until you promise him... something....

snuggles and kissys

he occasionally would ask things like "Do you think (Sqaudmate name) would like some nuts?" knowing full well they do have an allergy

stop him he would probably prank someone he doesn't like just like that

he gets excited or in a good mood when you promise him that he can cut the cake if you buy some

you think it's cute

he gets pissed when someone other than you or him cut something for you

one time a squadmate did it and he internally threw a tantrum

that's his thing, don't take it away from the mantis ;(((

He'll try to sneak a few bottles of wine into the shopping cart

he's 28-29 but still will act like a teenager who tries to hide it from his parents because he thinks the eyeroll and look you give him is funny

he finds it adorable ngl

will carry your bags

complains while doing so but would refuse that you take any if he's able to carry them all

he won't say that he just wants to be nice and often says dumb excuses

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who did u romance in DAI?? i usually do the iron bull 😳

Okay, let’s talk DAI romance~

So I finally got into Dragon Age this year. Pi kept trying to talk me into playing it, I kept saying “pssshhhh DA’s for nerds.” 

Funny enough, all it took was gifs of The Iron Bull for me to go “.......and I am a nerd, tell me more of this age of dragons.”

I mean, how could I resist? He's big and he has horns and he's voiced by fucking Freddie Prinze Jr?? He's an entire package and then some, and I was excited to meet him along with the other potential love interests I might find.... oh, and do the whole story thing, hole in the sky, my hand trying to kill me, yada yada, it's fine.

Now I didn’t end up actually romancing Bull- he’s a bit too intense for me, a bit too kinky, there are levels of dom/sub goin’ on there and personally, that’s not really my thing. Still love him, though. One of my favorite companions. He actually ended up in a relationship with Dorian in my game which I 110% support and adore. 

Anyway, for some context, the first time around, I played as a lady qunari rogue named Herah [yes the default name because I'm oh so creative sksks] and got pretty far into it.....then I did a bad and most of my saves got corrupted. I was not happy. 

But before that, I found myself in a romance with Sera.... I know right? Surprising? Totally not my usual type at all. When we were chattin’ as I played, Pi said Sera gave off Chloe Price vibes and that’s true, but Sera isn’t nearly as ugh as Chloe imo...   It’s actually funny to think about now but at the time, of the options I had as a qunari, I found her to be sweet and such a weirdo that I couldn’t help but kinda like her? and she was super into me because she reeeeeeally likes qunari women. 

I dunno how to explain it, but I took a chance on her and it went okay? I think? I mean, everyone but Bull and Varric told me I was dumb for romancing her or they straight up disapproved which.... thanks friends, I feel supported hahaha.  

But then like I said, corrupted saves.... and I decided to start over with a completely different character- a lady elf mage named Ashalle and uhhhh turns out Sera isn’t nearly as warm and sweet with you if you’re an elf.... so I didn’t romance her again after seeing another side to her. I still like her enough, just not romantically. 

As Ashalle I found myself stuck between Solas and Cullen..... because of course I did. That’s apparently a thing with a lot of players and I’m no different! these two dinguses charmed me in their own ways and I couldn’t decide who I wanted to smooch more!

Honestly, poor Pi had to listen to my “I really like Solas.... but I also really like Cullen..... but Solas is a mage like me and Cullen is an ex-templar..... but the mage/templar thing is super interesting and tempting.... but Solas.... but Cullen.... but Solas....... but Cullen-” for hours while trying to help me decide sksksks. 

And looking back now, I couldn’t have picked two characters with such vastly different outcomes to get stuck between. It’s almost hilarious... almost. 

I ended up playing through the first kiss with Solas which got a huge “DAMN” outta me and I thought that was it, y’know? I was like “that was a really good kiss, holy shit.... I dunno how Cullen’s gonna top that”

but then I played chess with Cullen and he didn’t even kiss me but SOMEHOW the bastard got me! I can’t even explain what it was! We’re playing chess, we’re chatting, having a grand ol’ time when I get the option to tell him that we should spend more time together, and this dude looks up surprised, and in such a sincere tone, says, “I would like that.” AND THEN HE LOOKS AWAY AND QUIETLY REAFFIRMS MORE TO HIMSELF THAN ME “....you said that” AND THE LOOK ON HIS FACE??? I WAS DONE

So yeah, I romanced Cullen. Jokes on him, though. He fell in love with a mage who constantly falls off ladders, drowns when the water goes above her knees, and throws jars of bees at dragons, what a nerd. 

No but his stumbling awkwardness and sweet romance out did Solas’ smooth talk and now I can’t romance anyone else. I’m ruined. I’m currently on another run of the game with a new-ish character and I can’t NOT romance Cullen now..... that’s my husband, he’s my canon choice, everyone else I love platonically, they’re my big dumb family of criminals and misfits, I love them all.... mostly, hahaha. 

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COBRA KAI SN 3 SPOILERS

Episode 1:

Can’t stand the fact that they’re trying to make Sam the victim, fuck the white bitch 😤. (okay yeah she’s kinda the victim but like she deserves to be blamed)

I can’t stand the fact that everybody keeps trying to make Robby the villain (ik he’s MIA, but the words they’re calling him make me wanna punt their asses into oblivion 🧎🏽‍♂️🏌️)

Episode 2:

Kreese is actually fucking sadistic wtf.

fuck men (esp. those that prey on young girls).

cops @ the prison rlly said: “I aint see nothin at all -👄-“.

wow so you can definitely see who is Johnny’s priority! Instead of continuing to look for his missing son, he went to go see Miguel🖕🏻.

and Miguel is like boohoo why’d this happen to me it’s all Johnny’s fault. Uh no it’s partially yours for accelerating the fight. Shouldn’t have gotten in the middle of a fight if you wanted to come out unharmed.

Robby blaming himself for everything and worry abt the others before himself is making me cry my eyes out pls 😭😖.

Daniel fucking Larusso rlly said let’s catch this scared teenage boy off guard and have a cop sneak up on him and arrest him

Episode 3:

I hate that Robby is in jail but he looks hot af

Not the LaRussos blaming Robby’s grudge on him being a teenage. Like you literally had a cop sneak up on a terrified kid and you expect him to take your calls???? I think tf not.

Sksks Sam rlly out here acting like Tory got angry outta nowhere and that she had no reason for being brutal. Yeah having a bad background doesn’t justify bullying but you kinda provoked her. YOU KISSED ANOTHER GIRL’S BOYFRIEND WHILE YOU HAD ONE OF YOUR OWN. SUCK IT UP AND SHUT UP LIL BABY.

Not Robby fighting with guys in prison over their comments abt Sam of all ppl 💀 she’s the reason you’re in there and she cheated, what the fuck are you defending her for?

sad puppy Robby is making me tear up shit I love him too much to see him in pain 😖

God I hate Eli. Imagine being jealous of not being able to creative enough to raise money for your friend so you resort to stealing the money from the only ones able to get money for him 💀.

“Douche clown” BAHAHA.

NOT JOHNNY MISSING OUT ON SEEING ROBBY BC HE WAS WITH MIGUEL HE COULD’VE CALLED AND LET HIM KNOW FUCK JOHNNY

Episode 4:

NOT JOHNNY ASSUMING THAT ROBBY IS THE ONE STARTING FIGHTS (reminds me of Jess and Rory from Gilmore Girls when she accused him of fighting with Dean when rlly he just got attacked by a bird)

I love that Robby is telling Johnny off like PERIODT KING GO OFF

Nah if some idiot wrecked my lego diagram that took me weeks to build, I’d knock him on his ass no hesitation. Idgaf if I got expelled

Not the counselor completely disregarding the fact that Dimitri’s project was wrecked

Every time Johnny enters Robby’s life, he just makes shit harder for him. I feel horrible for my bby

Kreese has a god complex & I wanna put him in the ground 🕳👨🏻‍🦽👩🏽‍🦯

Little miss princess got some anger issues oop

Not Johnny making a paralyzed kid get out of bed 💀

THOSE KIDS IN JUVIE BOUTA FEEL MY WRATH MFRS DISRESPECTING ROBBY MAKE ME WANNA SKSKSJSB

KREESE BETTER BACK THE EVERLOVING FUCK AWAY FROM MY BBY ROBBY I WILL NOT HESITATE TO RECREATE A CRIMINAL MINDS EPISODE WITH YOUR BODY GRANDPA DONT TEST ME

Episode 5:

Robby basically telling Kreese to fuck off and tell talk to “somebody who gives a shit” is everything to me I love him

Not Johnny using a sex magazine to motivate Miguel 🤢

If Robby gets back with Sam I will RIOT

Imagine taking pleasure from terrorizing others and children sksksk couldn’t be me

Damn it Robby you shouldn’t be fighting. It’s only gonna make your sentence worse bby. Ik he’s an asshole, but you gotta be the bigger man

The fight in the lazer tag place I- not even gonna comment

YAY MIGUEL GOT SOME MOVEMENT BACK IN HIS LEGS

POP OFF MRS. LARUSSO YOU PUT KREESE IN HIS PLACE

Episode 6:

I’m glad Eli is abt to get the vibe check he deserves

Miguel rlly should choose what he says more wisely like sir you can’t just tell the angry mentally unstable girl that she needs help sksksksk those are words of war to her

Oh Mrs. LaRusso getting in on the action lmao

Episode 7:

Damn Tory rlly wakes up every day and chooses violence uh it was a dream nvm

There’s no fooking way Miguel recovered from a spinal injury so quickly 🙄 also why’d they throw away the wheelchair??? That shit is expensive af

Imagine having a dad that actually feels genuinely bad for not keep up with your life SKSK couldn’t be me

I haven’t seen Robby in a hot minute and I’m getting pissed abt it.

I love when ppl tell Eli off. Gives me a diff kind of joy

tf is Eagle Fang sksksks

@ Kreese: Bye bitch 🥴

Episode 8:

THE DIFFERENCE BTWN THE THREE DOJOS IS SO FUNNY BAHAHAHAH

I cant believe they’re dicusssing Kreese when they’re abt to pick up Robby I- none of these men are fit to be stable father figured to him

Glad Robby told them to fuck off bc when the going gets tough, unfortunately, they will always choose someone else over Robby

But I’m all here for Miguel’s character development. Looks like soon I’ll have a total of 2 characters that I like on this show

NOT ROBBY DEFENDING SAM FOR CHEATING AND CALLING IT A MISTAKE PLS YOU ARE SO NAIVE SHUT UP SHES A STUPID GIRL WHO THINKS SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING PLS OPEN YOUR EYES

Eyyy go off Miguel preach

Nvm fuck that. I’m glad Robby walked in on Miguel and Sam flirting so he could see she isn’t all she’s cracked up to be. I’m glad he’s telling them off. I just hate that they’re making him out to be a villain, AGAIN UGH

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO IF ONLY YALL COULD HEAR MY SCREAM OF ANGUISH WHEN ROBBY WALKED THROUGH THE DOORS OF COBRA KAI BABY NO YOURE THE GOOD GUY DONT GO WITH THE FUCKING PSYCHOTIC ASSHAT PLEASE

Episode 9:

Fuck fuck fuck I’m terrified for this episode

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄

oh shit Ali...

Trouble is in the air....

Miguel and Sam 🙄😀

Oh so Robby is back in his sn 1 wardrobe... 🤬

OH I SWEAR FOR FUCKS SAKE IF TORY AND ROBBY GET TOGETHER I WILL STOP WATCHING THIS SHOW FOR GOOD ISTG

PERIODT ROBBY DENY THE BEER A WISE DECISION

Not you making bad decisions again Robby smh we’re trying to keep you out of jail

I repeat... if Robby and Tory get together I am RIOTING

Fuck Johnny

Episode 10 - final episode:

I am the quintessential example of seething anger. If I was an anime character, I’d have steam coming out of my ears and a tic mark on my forehead smh

BAHAHAH DANIEL’S GLACES TO JOHNNY ARE SENDING ME

Tory has got some anger issues that surpass even my own, and that’s saying something

Also why tf are they fighting in Sam’s house??? Like I don’t like her but thats not only trespassing passing on private property, but the damages they’re causing are gonna cost a buttload

I’m just glad that Robby isn’t there to fight. Thank you bby

I LOVE THE MUSIC IN THE FIGHT SCENE WE LOVE SOME ROCK CHRISTMAS INSTRUMENTALS

I love the fact that Eli is realizing how fucking stupid he’s been acting

NO ROBBY DONT FIGHT JOHNNY YOU DONT KNOW THE FULL PICTURE BABY STOP BEING FUCKING DUMB

NO JOHNNY THREW ROBBY INTO THE LOCKERS FUCK IS HE OKAY IS BABY OKAY

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT KREESE DONT PICK IT UP YOU GERIATRIC ASSWIPE

NO ROBBY IS FULLY UNCONSCIOUS FUCK IF I WAS THERE I WOULD BE ABLE TO HELP BC IM FIRST AID TRAINED AND CPR CERTIFIED CALL 911 JOHNNY

YAY DANIEL TO THE RESCUE

I’m still crying over Robby fuck

Everybody over here hashing shit out and Robby is inside the dojo like X👄X

NVM HES OKAY HES WALKING IT OFF

NO GO BACK TO FUCKING SLEEP BITCH BC YOURE STILL NOT THINKING STRAIGHT WHY ARE YOU STILL WITH KREESE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Anyways all in all, fuck season 3 gn