#kisstrels

[ilexdiapason]

[morii-moth]

GOD i love them

[absurdist-pink]

They’re the exception for totally straight, non romantic reasons.

[handnking]

money , money , money .ᐟ.ᐟ

when you find 3 people who are willing to sail the seas with you so you draw them all together with you for discord profile pictures

MWAH TO MY KISSTRELS !!!

exploding cat gif

[pearlvanilla]

pppppppirates i love the kestretels 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[my-adhd-gremlin-blog]

Pirate Owen getting disinherited from his rich family for being "Good friends" with the stable master, only to find the next rich person he comes across (Sausage) has like five boyfriends (and is still very rich). Major L.

[captaindysdexic]

So we can all agree that the Kestrels are all just a big Polycule? I mean other than the dead one, they're all a happy little romanticle group.

Edit: THEY JUST HAD A CHILD, THERES NO WAY THEY'RE NOT

Edit: MARTYN NAMING IT MIHAWK AFTER ONE PIECE, I LOVE YOU MARTYN

Edit: just a bunch of gay men and they're 4 pets and dead sister.

Edit: and Oli's (totally real) wife, and whichever NPC Sausage pulls

[fleetstreetvicomte]

Just a normal conversation between the Kisstrels (and a Kite) during some Dynaball on MCCI…

Sausage: I killed someone! I did a murder.

Callum: Nice! That’s my Sausage!

Sausage: I love murdering people

Oli: He’s OUR Sausage, is what he is.

Sausage: I’m everyone’s Sausage to be honest. Everyone can have a piece of me.

Martyn: You’re on my charcuterie board! (Sausage mentioned having it earlier)

Sausage: Oh, baby! I AM a good piece of meat.

Martyn: True, and I treat you just like it.

Sausage: oooh I love to be…. (Dies) I fell! I got excited and I fell. I started thinking about all the things you’re gonna do to me.

Oli: (shooting tnt across the map) From downtown Tennessee!

Martyn: You’re the only ten I see!

Oli and Sausage: awww

[docmlm77]

The Gay and Wondrous Lives of the Kisstrels - Episode 3

[chillychive]

I love being in a fandom when a BIG event happens. Bc you just get to watch everyone processing and losing their minds together and figuring out how to weave what just happened into canon in the most angst producing way and it’s LOVELY. It’s also so wild just scrolling and knowing that *any* of those posts could end up being one that radically changes the way canon is interpreted and invents fanon lingo that’ll be used for ages.

[tweeksandturns]

i vote for the Kisstrels theme song to be "The Cult of Dionysus"

[ilexdiapason]

And then there’s Oli, on his right, wound around his legs and playing with the hem of his shirt. “Whatcha thinkin’ about?” “Napping,” Martyn replies, more honest than a lot of things he’s told his new pirate crew so far. “You got time for something else?” He turns, raises an eyebrow. “What d’you have in mind?”

Or, in which Martyn gets his first Kestrel stitching.

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(reblogs appreciated! :D)

[block-o-septy]

kestrel polycule.

[0mossymeep0]

A lovely day at Sheffield on Sea

[diary-of-a-mad-man]

Alright I have a 6 and half hour playlist of sea shanties and bard tavern like tunes. Therefore I will be assigning said songs to the pirate smp memebers, this list will update and change with the story. I accept opinions and thoughts for those changes

Current List

Pirate SMP Sea Shanty List

Herons

ZombieCleo - All for me Grog

Olivesleepy -

OwengeJuice - The Last Shanty

SoupforEloise -

Smajor - Farewell Wanderlust

Watermunch -

Kestrels

Scar - The Flying Dutchman

Oli - Leave Her Johnny

Guqqie - Under a Violet Moon

Kyle -

Sausage - A Drop of Nelson’s Blood

Martyn - Bones in the Ocean

Kites

Aimsey - You and Me and the Devil Makes Three

Krow -

Reddoons - Drunken Salior

Bekyamon -

Tubbo -

Puffy - Captain Crow

Nightingale

Willowmvp -

Acho - Inkpot Gods

Graecie -

Roscumber -

DarkEyebrows -

Apokuna -

Oli’s Wife - Jolene (kisstrels lmao)

Songs I definitely want to add but I don’t know where yet;

Loreley, Savage Daughter, Touch the Sky, The Horror and The Wild, Teir Abhaile Riu, Santiana, Fish in the Sea

Playlist Link

[fleetstreetvicomte]

With the polycule that is the majority of the Kestrels/Kisstrels (Sausage, Kyle, Martyn and Oli), Scott flirting with three of them (all but Oli), and Sausage and Acho trying to rizz up every NPC on the faction isles… Pirates SMP is turning fruitier by the second!

Bless them all!