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Summer of ’99
In the summer of 1799, John Cummings, a 23-year old American sailor, crewed on a ship to France.
The Mountebank’s Nefarious Influence
Stationed there, he witnessed a mountebank pretending to swallow knives in a circus near Havre de-Grace.
An Astonishing Claim
The sailors returned to the ship after the show was over; most had had too much to drink that night.
While discussing the…
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Apollonia Saintclair, L'avaleuse de sabre
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he was never sent another fairy again
#chilaios#this is an act of LOVE#its chilaios to ME. but also sorry for putting it in the tag#kabru did the thing u do with a dog that swallowed something dangerous#and u kinda wrestle its mouth open. yeah. he did that but with a knife#i just wanted to draw fairychuck. chilfairy#art tag#i cant think of a fun one. kicks rock sadly
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sketch portraits for kofi subscribers (2/10)
i closed the knife carby club last nov but as a thank you for the kindness and support i've been (slowly) doing request sketches for patrons so i'll be posting those in batches!
#cosmodynes art#sketch#ffxiv#ff14#jacke swallow#jacke (ffxiv)#ffxiv oc#ffxiv wol#knife carby club#cosmodynes comms#these are so so late im sorry#it's lny cards at this point but its fine! its fine!#im sorry the gallery thing always breaks#when i add quick tags to the post
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making a little freak gf for orin was such a good idea
#one day anais will bare her neck willingly for orin's knife but for now they bite chunks out of each other and chew and swallow#anais#baldur's gate#★
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do u guys recognize me in the tags from my dividers. like is that just a register in ur head like oh !! those red and pink gradient dividers !! that’s tee the girlie !!
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(in the voice of a guy who already knows the answer to this question) favorite princess? favorite princess (insert preferred honorific here)
very predictably it's the thorn. she's got betrayal she's got romance she's got a flower motif she's got the ability to break an eternal cage of cyclical violence by choosing to trust each other. route that was tailor made to appeal to ME
#narrates#slay the princess#she's GREAT. also if you try to abandon her she swallows the knife and laughs at you. it rules#also the witch form leading up to her is so so so fun and cute. i love you evil catgirl
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one day i’ll meta about az’s shadows
#so many shadow thoughts#their semi sentience. how he’s ‘assigned’ a shadow for each of his family members#to keep an eye on them for him esp while he’s away#the way he uses them during interrogation…….the way they become your worst nightmare literally#you’re swallowed in pitch darkness. and then that night terror you’ve had all your life? suddenly you’re in it but it’s tangible#the way they can also be your sweetest daydream though~ flip of a switch~#they can take the form of anything. the hat man at the foot of your bed. shadow cat curled on your lap#truth teller ain’t the only knife he wields those shadows can cut through bone and steel and rock#god i’m in the rubber room with rats again where are my spoons
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I know guys usually say this about girls but - the damn clown is so cute when he's upset.
I wanna smush his schmink and poke and pester that overblown ego of his into a balloon animal.
#I SAID WHAT I SAID#buggy#buggy the clown#as a girl who regularly gets told she's cute when she's angry#FINE I GET IT#I GET NOW#come help me swap the colour sticks in his schmink and put glitter in his hair spray#what is your party trick in this show they'll ask#I am the knife girl sword swallower#except I feel like I am going to wind up on one of those turning wheels getting daggers thrown at me a lot#but thats ok#everyone's love language is unique or smthin#buggy thoughts
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sometimes i feel so silly because im much happier and healthier now than i was in my whole life and will continue to get better over time but unfortunately its slightly cold and breezy outside so my brain is like kill myself? kill myself time? killy myselfy? kill self? pretty please go to heaven fast pass? verb of die? kill?? myself??? and its like im clearly not going to kill myself but damn me if my brain is not absolutely ready for the possibility
#like NO DOGGIE dont run into the road!!!! we are not swallowing our mouthwash!!!! that knife is NOT close enough to do it quick!!!!!#you will not drown in the shower!!!!#to be clear im fine#i cant kill myself tbosas is coming out this friday and theres more pjo books to read#tw suicide#the tree speaks
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shaving in the employee restroom
#dungeons and daddies#dndads#dndaddies#normal oak#lark oak#sparrow oak#rebecca swallows#dndads s2#dndads s2 ep16#do i think lark learned how to shave w a knife bc he thought it was cool? yes#im wait until said otherwise but lark got me FEELING A LOT#in my minds eye hes a supportive uncle to normal#he wants normal to feel loved. he wants him to have a father figure who isnt disappointed in him.#he wants normal to Not be him#in how he hated his father and probably drove their relationship apart#just as much as sparrow doesnt want normal to Be like him eitherr#in how he acted as a kid bc it led to the current world state#just AUGH THIS FAMILY..
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Self shipping is always the morally correct thing to do
#Listen to my problems#sometimes self shipping includes the slow and painful process of getting killed over amd over by your f/o thats okay youll get him#eventually. orrr herrrrr (motivational speaker voice).#let me think hm theres been three guys ive loved enough to be this crazy over. self shipping is always correct#if youre not self shipping thats okay but if you want to you should you should draw yourself vivisecting him while hes squealin and giggling#you should write about the two of you biting eavh other until you hit bone you should literally kill him with a knife and them cry over the#body and then bring him back to life and do it again just so you can cry over the body again#you have to grip him by the shoulders and spit in his fave and use all the things he trusted you with against him and you have to make him#hate you you have to make him unable to forgive you then you have to make him forgive you then you have to apologise to him#and then. ohh and then you hit him with all that shit again but make sure you quick save before that because he might not forgive you again#you need to make him swallow pennies before getting into the mri machine and you need yo tell him that itll be okay smd you both know hes#going to explode but he does it anyway because he knows youre going to bring him back and he fucking loves it he wants to do it#oh he doesnt just love it hes addicted to it he wants it to happen and youll make it happen for him youll force it to happen even if hes#begging you not to do it again you can make him do anything you want. you can make him hate you if you want. if thats what he likes. you can#do it for him and you can do it for yourself and you can do it even if you both dont want it to happen you can make him get on his knees and#beg and then you can do it anyway and you can make him so angry that he hurts you right back and you can let him end it and after that you#can do it all over again if you really wanted to ... anyway you self ship to scratch an itch i self ship to scratch an itch everybody wants#different things out of the fiction they consume .. we should get more character reacts when you say youre pregnant but kiryu would be like#um. (blushes) wait is it mine ? <- and you can tell him anything and he’d have to believe it#god i need to go to bed ... wish i was playing yakuza rn ......
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tag someone you want to know better
thanks @ruruss for the tag!!
Favourite Color: i don't have one but i wore a purple backpack from most of my formative years so i have some misplaced loyalty to the color and always end up choosing it fkjgdhdk
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Currently Watching: i'm sick with an awful case of laryngitis so i'm actually in the middle of a feverish binge watch of cherry magic
Currently Reading: stuff for my philosophy class and i'm starting the narrator by michael cisco
Currently Working On: a lot of wips i haven't really looked at in a while tbh lgkjhl but i'm not giving them up <3 i'm just the slowest human being to ever human
Current Obsession: i recently started to go down the bl pipeline and i'm currently rotating utsukushii kare insistently in my head (specially kiyoi, my babygirl). also blUEEEMING and just hwang da seul in general (i'm sure tms will break me once i get to it). aaand my personal weatherman, which was the show responsible for kickstarting this whole obsession
Who I'm tossing the potato to: feel free to do it if you want to <3
#sorry for not tagging anyone i'm just sick and not at my most social#honestly this sore throat might be the worst pain i've ever experienced#it's like having to swallow a knife or shattered glass#haven't even been able to sleep lol#that's why i'm moving from one binge watch to another like some crazy wild animla
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Will never get over Majima going back to the Tojo clan after finally breaking free 20+ years later just because Kiryu asked him to. Like... The loyalty. The love. Majima does have a good heart underneath it all. That doesn't negate that he's done bad things. That he's harsh and cruel and brusque... But he's does love genuinely. Too genuinely I think.
#See that's the funny thing about Majima like I'm not trying to woobify him but it actually would be so easy to lmao#like he's much more interesting to Not Do That#but fundamentally he doesn't fuck with civilians unless they fuck around first that is#He has strong moral stance around woman and kids generally...#He's an environmentalist#shjsadhjajfks sorry the environmentalism will always get me#He will knife attack you but like 🥰 its such a pretty knife#anyway- what I mean by too genuinely and its something I relate to is:#He will give someone he cares about the shirt off his back- would die for em... but like look where its got him.#Kiryu asking that was not right plainly. And I dont blame Kiryu fully- he doesn't actually know too much of Majimas story but he does know#that Majima's strong and trustworthy and decently moral compared to many others of their ilk- if majima said Kiryu i hate this i cant do it#Kiryu would not expect him to stay. The issue is that Kiryu doesnt realize Majima wont ever say that#He'll swallow lead and suck it up and fundamentally thats so goddamn sad#And again this isn't against Kiryu bc I know Kiryu's heart is good its just that Majima's is too#Kiryu is an idealist in a lot of ways. Majima's the realist that picks up the pieces.
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WOOOOO ANOTHER ROUTE END! OTA ROUTE END GET AYYYEEEE! Okay! More questions... So! Iris took the knife from Mayumi and the polar bear then got it from her and like bro... Renju ate... Shoko's eyeball...??? Nani the f u c k
#aria rants#ariaplays: aitsf#i have so many pieces but i have no idea how to connect them#also like renju why the f u c k did you eat shoko's eyeball...????#DID HE SWALLOW IT WHOLE???#WAS HE FORCED TO SWALLOW IT? WHAT IS GOING ON#also i know that iris most likely took the knife from mayumi#for self defense since she knows she's getting targetted#which begs the question of exactly how many ppl are in that van#that prevented her from fighting back in order to escape#i was under the impression that there was only one person in it#maybe there was but theyre a trained person yk? so an amateur wouldnt be able to overpower em even with a weapon#only one last branch left and that's iris' other somnium...#LETS GOOOOO MORE GAMING
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no more mr knife guy
#space adventure cobra#space cobra#knife#no more mr knife guy#seriously though who the hell comes up with this stuff#I love it#talk about a sword swallower
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