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”What were you even looking for? Just…call me or text me or something next time. It looks like tornado tore through my room.”
“……Wait. How did you get into my room?”
"The door was open." It wasn't. She squeezed through the bathroom window.
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Chain Meme Thingamajigger
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It was unexpected. Which probably showed on her face. Not that she would be opposed, exactly. Save for one, very small, detail. She’s never really done anything “dirty” with anyone. Ever.
"——You do?"
A part of Scott was hoping she hadn't of heard what he said, but apparently, she did, and now he had no idea what to say in return. He cleared his throat and nodded. "I -- I do."

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[text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
[text] I think that's something a lot of people want.
[text] Myself included,
[text] Not with you though, obviously.
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(☉_☉) *goes back to quietly stalking*
send me (☉_☉) if you stalk my blog
ahhh thank you, sweetheart and tbh i stalked quite a bit through your blog and you are fabulous <33.
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knowhowtofakeit, crypticadept, stairwolf, deathsiren found the coyote.
"Uh, it was like that when I got here."
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"Just go. Leave."
( angst no more )
"I'm not leaving unless we are leaving together. I won't leave you in danger. It just won't happen."
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“I might end up crazy.”

"That's always a possibility."
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[text]: Don’t you dare.
send one of these cuz hello all the angst [ask]
[text]: I’m my own person, I can do want I like you know!
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"Why are you going through my phone?"
Sentence Meme || [Fighting/Arguing Edition]
"It buzzed."

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