#koccodrillo

[zestials]

" a new one doth ascend. " idle murmured thoughts , the intricate web of eyes he'd weaved around the ring of pride ensured there wasn't a movement he wasn't aware of. not a notable sinner that drew breath. but his attention's quickly grabbed , shifting from the book in hand towards the reptilian overlord ( annoyingly capable of capturing his attention at all times. ) the curl of his lips give him away , sharp lethal edges dulled. no , he isn't looking for a fight.

cover's snapped closed betwixt clawed fingertips , a wisk of bright green magic dissolving the item. zestial shifts in his seat as if to create more room on the already oversized settee , gesturing in invitation. a lean of head , " hath the day been lengthy , @koccodrillo ? "

[jizzlords]

There's irony in this tale. He thought it was funny because he remembers even joking about this ((hypothetical)) scenario with Fizzarolli months, maybe even years ago but now... Banging the table, Ozzie was in hysterics at @koccodrillo's face.

❝ Pfft — HAHAHA!! Ooh, holy shit! That's — heh heh heh — oh, I can't deal with ... that must be fucking embarrassing for you, babe! ❞ Say what you will but it's not Ozzie with the anvil over his head. Not anymore. ❝ The phone is ringing from inside the house!! ❞

[an7el]

breaking news ! a certain infamously ambitious crocodile ( last seen in pride during the 70s ?? ) spotted with valentino's flamboyant and scantily-clad crown jewel at voxtek ! stay tuned for more !

( @koccodrillo what have u done to me )

[r-adio]

𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊.

tagged by @the-hazbeens tagging @l-ucitiel , @origiinis , @videoaux , @ladiesofhell , @slvttyspider , @waywardsculs , @alteredassistant , @auntiecannibal , @koccodrillo , @girlishgiggle

[prnkill]

❛ 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐧 ... ❜

𝐏𝐑𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋. independent , heavily canon divergent take on [ 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐎 ] from hazbin hotel. 18+ , low activity , headcanon based && non - affiliated with the show / creator. filmed by pear ( he/him , 25+ ) CARRD. sideblog - @koccodrillo && @origidick DUE TO THE NATURE OF THIS BLOG , DOES NOT FOLLOW FIRST.

𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒 : helltel , voxistem , an7el , xxx-chazwickthurman-xxx

[jizzlords]

@koccodrillo asked: bites <3 / unprompted, always accepting.

Deep chuckles rumble from his chest as he's seemingly unphased by toothy maw adorning his forearm. ❝ Not to be ungrateful or anythin', babe, but I'm pretty sure you're a day early on the mundane holiday. ❞

He brings his arm closer to himself so that Giovanni is closer at his eye level. ❝ I mean ... unless you had something else in mind? Not like I'm a mind reader or anythin'. ♡ ❞ Ozzie can definitely read a room, pick up hints, body language ... but there's that small, sadistic side to him that loves making others say what they desire from him. Communication is where it's at.

[zestials]

send a 👫 & i’ll write four headcanons i have about our muse’s relationship / always accepting. ( ** obviously these do not have to be accepted but are more for fun plot / dynamic ideas !! )

@koccodrillo sent ── 👫 :)

zestial did not expect to like gio , he figured he'd be another insufferable overlord that wouldn't last all that long. he's been pleasantly surprised , a little bit of respect & class does wonders for zee's opinion on someone !!

after the first few nights they spent together , zee ensured there was a proper area for gio to soak in his estate for subsequent visits. one of his many wordless gestures.

gio has made him say the word fuck on at least two occasions , not even sexually. just pure exasperation of trying to get a point across.

zee likes reading to him , he doesn't really care if gio's following along rather just the quality time & ritualistic act of it. sip on some wine , light some candles , a little light reading from literal centuries prior while curled up !! he'll often go until he's fallen asleep.

greys anatomy miranda bailey & ben warren w / the whole church vs state / work vs pleasure debacle. in overlord meetings zestial doesn't bring whatever their relationship is into it , if there's concerns he'll raise them like he would with any other overlord.

[zestials]

munday questions !! accepting.

@radiokill sent ── What people make you happy when you see them on the dash?

all of my mutuals ::) no but there's so many !! here's a bunch that i love & this is also a rec to follow them if you aren't already :

YOU ( @radiokill ) , @jizzlords , @nokia56 , @r-adio , @koccodrillo , @maruchmyuzu , @k1ttyb0t , @chthonicrage , @g1utton , @xluciifer , @lilithisms , @an7el , @voxistem , @diistortion , @helhime , @vanaglcria , @cttncndi , @videoaux , @origiinis , @redemptsin & @pridefell + plenty more !! if i follow you , i love seeing you on my dash. ♡

[an7el]

the visitant had sunk into the plush embrace of the sangria cushions that lined the wall of the strictly exclusive vip room, bathed in a dim, crimson glow, distant strains of sensuous music lending an air of whispered allure. a visitor, indeed, though angel fails to view the reptile as such. he bears within himself a poise, an alarming ( and unearned, he decides ) authority, to which the spider is reluctant to yield. manifestly, there is the inarguable aspect of size, for the reptile towers above the sinner when stood, sits only barely below the eye-level, when seated. all things considered, however, angel clings onto a credible poise, a reassuring truth, that it is valentino that has clasped a chain around his throat, that it is valentino that zealously guards the contract which bears angel dust's ( anthony's ) name; not the reptile.

nonetheless; there's a dubiety to his pace as he approaches the demon, a languor to each step that resonates with the rhythmic cadence of his heeled boots & the crocodile remains seated, knees splayed, one arm draped over the headrest & a spare hand loosening the tie around his throat with a deliberate tug. the spider is limber, fluid, airy, almost serpentine, his frame twisting & curving in a sensuous tempo, a palm propped against the robust, clothed chest, as knees anchor themselves on each side of a thigh & he leans in, in, in, a speck of curiousity gleaming in the hooded gaze: " i haven't seen ya' around .. why come now, hmm ? " head cocks to a side, a palm curling beneath a hefty wrist ( its sheer width elicits a disquieting sense of apprehension within the sinner ) to guide it unhurriedly to his hips. then, a clawed thumb prods lightly into the lean muscle of the white-furred stomach, the bite of the touch stirring enough unease for rosaceous hues to cascade from the reptile's aureate ones & down to where the broad, scaled hand rests upon the curve of angel dust's waist. the glimpse, undoubtedly, fails to go unnoticed, for the husky rumble of the visitor's voice resonates like a distant thunder mere seconds later:

@koccodrillo says, that feels good, doesn't it ?

slender fingers glide across his scale-clad ones, a meek & demure attempt of softening the demon's touch, of mutely imploring the beast to tread lightly with the considerably smaller physique. " y'gotta be gentle with sucha' body. " his tone is subdued, saccharine, gaze traversing the breadth of the reptile's imposing, robust stature, " m'boss wouldn't like it if ya' broke me, big boy. " .