Tokyo Revengers Groupchat (final timeline)
Warnings: suggestive, swearing, mentions of grooming (it's not serious), the word "pedophile"
Desc: a discussion about pride month takes a detour
Kazutora: what does pride month mean?
Kazutora: like is everyone supposed to be gay for the month or?
Mikey: yeah exactly
Mikey: basically we all have to kiss each other
Kazutora: oh
Baji: we can do a circle jerk session to start off pride
Mitsuya: Kazutora, don't ask just google it
Kazutora: what's a circle jerk session
Mitsuya: 😒
Mikey: i don't think it's necessary to go that far, Baji
Smiley: some of us, are in relationships
Baji: why did you say that as if you're the one in a relationship?
Smiley: just defending my guy Draken
Mikey: Ken-chin will you still be at pride even if you have a girlfriend
Draken: i mean, i guess.
Baji: does Emma even know you like boys
Baji: nvm she probably does. she did have to compete with Mikey for your attention so idk maybe it's obvious
Chifuyu: are you guys actually going to the pride parade? it's gonna be on tv i'm pretty sure
Chifuyu: which means people from school would see us
Chifuyu: or work
Mikey: we haven't been in school for years?
Baji: are you scared to be found out Chifuyu
Baji: bcs everyone knew in school
Baji: you made it glaringly obvious
Baji: closet made of glass and whatnot
Chifuyu: does it count as actually being gay if it's one guy tho
Chifuyu: like if i cook one time, am i chef?
Chifuyu: something to think about
Mikey: dude you're in a relationship with him, what are you talking about🤨
Takemitchy: Mikey-kun you're actually pretty famous so a lot of people would recognize you
Mikey: i'm pretty sure people know that i've tasted the rainbow
Mikey: people make edits of me and Ken-chin
Mikey: they're pretty cute
Mikey: people also write fanfiction about me
Mikey: guys do i look like a daddy dom
Mikey: serious question
Mikey: could i pull it off
Draken: what are edits?
Mikey: don't worry about it
Draken: no no, Emma was bugging me about it earlier and i had no idea what she was talking about so just tell me
Baji: search "Doramai edits"
Baji: don't know how Emma's dealing with all that
Mikey: Takemitchy are you and Hina coming
Takemitchy: can allies come?
Baji: "ally"
Baji: that's all you are??
Baji: sure
Takemitchy: ?
Draken: what the fuck is this shit
Draken: how do you report this
Draken: this is all taken out of context
Draken: Mikey you need to release a statement about this. what the fuck
Draken: i have a wife
Kazutora: guys i'm still confused
Izana: can you guys please use your own private little groupchat
Izana: no one, of the 15+ people on this group talk, but you 6
Mikey: are you and Kakucho coming to pride
Izana: stop ignoring what i just said
Mikey: do you and Kakucho explore each others bodies?
Baji: who tops?
Baji: nvm, wrong question. who doms?
Ran: if Kakucho and Izana were to be together romantically it would count as grooming
Ran: just putting that out there
Mikey: so what i'm hearing is that Izana is a PEDOPHILE🤔
Mikey: interesting
Mikey: i'm telling Shin
Izana: oh you're telling Shin? i'm so fucking scared
Izana: kill yourself
Mikey: please don't try me. i WILL do it🙏
Draken: wait are you guys actually together? cause that's an actual problem i'm pretty sure
Draken: wasn't he 14 while you were 18
Ran: i'm sorry Izana, that's my bad, didn't mean to make this a thing
Ran: and in his defense, that was 10 years ago
Rindou: 10 years of grooming
Rindou: sorry, i wanted in on the joke but it just looks bad
Mikey: Izana why aren't you defending yourself
Izana: because Kakucho and i aren't in a romantic relationship? i don't know what the fuck you guys are on about
Hakkai: didn't the Haitani's go look for Emma at her middle school when she was 13 and they were 17 because they heard rumours about Mikey's "hot" younger sister
Ran: we didn't know she was 13 😐
Rindou: she was 12, actually
Baji: why did you double down
Ran: jesus christ
Ran: 12??
Ran: we still didn't know
Chifuyu: literally all pedophiles say that
Mikey: i beg your pardon
Mikey: why were you guys looking for Emma
Rindou: people said she was hot
Rindou: those people were definitely pedophiles, yeah
Rindou: which we aren't, btw
Rindou: we saw her coming out of the sixth grade classes and realized we'd didn't get enough information
Rindou: our bad
Baji: what would Ran be doing with Emma anyway
Baji: aren't you gay
Ran: no?
Baji:
Mikey: why would you add that question mark Ran
Mikey: why are you acting suprised that people think you're gay when you act like that
Rindou: sorry Ran i can't defend you on this one
Ran: is it cause i'm flamboyant?
Draken: who describes themselves like that man
Ran: Koko's flamboyant
Ran: do you guys accuse him of homosexuality?
Ran: nvm
Chifuyu: i was about to say
Koko: well actually
Koko: i am a bisexual man
Koko: i like men and women
Koko: the man i like is inupi
Koko: we are in a relationship
Inupi: you didn't have to do all of that dude
Inupi: but thanks 👍❤
Koko: i am out and proud
Smiley: i know this is supposed to be sweet but this isn't the place to do this shit😭
Draken: are you guys going to therapy? good on you guys
Ran: didn't you like his sister?
Rindou: she died
Rindou: keeping it in the family i see. i respect it Koko
Ran: that doesn't mean what you think it means
Takemitchy: Rindou why would you say that
Smiley: the Haitani's are weird as fuck
Smiley: can we kick them out
Ran: at least we're not ugly
Rindou: and we aren't even weird
Smikey: i'm fucking adorable, don't play with me
Inupi: Akane isn't dead. what are you talking about
Rindou: the fire
Mikey: what fire😐
Mikey: the fire never happened. i made sure of it
Inupi: what?
Rindou: nvm y'all, i'm tripping
Rindou: i suddenly got a vision of Inupi with a huge scar on his face
Rindou: and his sister being dead
Ran: i told you to stop spending time with Sanzu
Ran: he's schizophrenic
Rindou: schizophrenia isn't contagious🤨?
Rindou: and i don't think he's schizophrenic i think he has autism or some shit
Ran: 2 very different mental illnesses??
Rindou: he has the evil kind
Ran: what?
Rindou: evil autism
Rindou: like he weaponizes it
Ran: that literally doesn't make sense
Rindou: it makes perfect sense, fym
Sanzu: i'm not schizophrenic?
Sanzu: or autistic?
Rindou: sure buddy
Mikey: IT'S AUTISM
Mikey: BAJI, IT'S AUTISM
Baji: what's autism?
Mikey: what's up with Haruchiyo!!
Baji: isn't he just gay?
Ran: why is that your conclusion to everything?
Ran: i'm starting to think you're the gay one
Baji: i've never denied that🤨?
Ran: oh
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Tokyo Revengers Groupchat
Warnings: swearing, suggestiveish,
Desc: a series of different dm's consisting of different pairs in tokrev more or less relating to the same event. also it's the last timeline where everything is jolly (ass description, my bad)
Draken + Mikey
Draken: man i'm so fucking tired of you
Draken: if you aren't here in the next 5 minutes i'm trashing your fucking bike
Mikey: no you won't lol
Mikey: you made it, you're not gonna hurt your precious creation are you?😙
Draken: ...
Draken: we won't name the baby after you
Mikey: you weren't going to anyway 😒
Draken: can't you just listen to me then???
Draken: YOU HAVE A RACE IN 10 MINUTES DICKWEED
Mikey: bro chill i was taking a piss
Draken: ITS BEEN 30 MINUTES
Draken: and YOU'RE LYING
Draken: YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH A MARRIED MAN
Draken: LEAVE MITCHY ALONE FOR CHRISTS SAKE
Mikey: no i'm literally in the bathroom
Draken: motherfucker i can see you 😐
Mikey: ok fine geez i'm coming down
Draken: i don't want you to be my client anymore
Mikey: you're married to my sister so you can't get rid of me
Mikey: brother in law😋
Inupi + Shin
Shin: yo Inupi! Mikey's gonna come over after the race and chill with me for a while
Shin: so you don't have to close up i'll take care of that
Inupi: i thought we were gonna hang out lol
Inupi: but ig you don't care about me
Shin: wha-
Shin: that's not true 😞✊
Shin: i mean, we work together so we always hang out😅
Shin: and i feel pretty weird drinking with you since i've known you since you were a kid😂
Inupi: i'm 30
Inupi: did you know that i also have sex sometimes
Inupi: i'm a grown adult Shinichiro
Shin: WOAH THERE BUDDY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shin: 😆
Shin: i get that you're grown but idk you're just lil Inupi to me
Inupi: 😐
Shin: just hang out with me and Mikey okay?
Inupi: no
Shin: bro why?
Inupi: i don't like him, at all
Shin: Mikey??? what's there not to like?
Inupi: 😑
Shin: :(
Inupi: fine
Shin: :)
Shin: i'll ask him to invite a few friends so it's not awkward and maybe you can invite Koko?
Inupi: k
Shin: 😁
Inupi: ...
Inupi: 🙂
Koko + Kisaki
Kisaki: you need to stop gambling Kokonoi
Kisaki: evertime you lose, a strand of your hair turns grey
Kisaki: and well... you lose a lot
Koko: my hair is white because i dyed it that way
Koko: no other reason
Kisaki: ...sure
Koko: and i'm not that bad, i just need a little more practice is all🙂
Kisaki: you have lost millions of yen due to this practice
Kisaki: enough is enough😕
Kisaki: anyway, i need a drink and there's a new restaurant that opened up yesterday, will you be joining me?
Koko: i'm meeting up with my friend Seishu today so i'll have to pass
Kisaki: oh yes, your friend
Kisaki: the pretty boy, correct?
Koko: yes
Koko: i mean you could call him that, i wouldn't know
Kisaki: ...
Kisaki: are you guys...
Kisaki: nevermind
Koko: are we what?
Kisaki: you know...
Kisaki: gay
Kisaki: are guys gay together? as in homosexual. as in attracted to each other as men? together?
Kisaki: like a couple of sorts
Kisaki: i usually don't like gay people but i'll make an exception for you and still be your colleague and even your friend
Koko: ...
Koko: Seishu is my friend
Koko: 😐
Kisaki: your secret is safe with me
Koko: there is no secret
Kisaki: alright 😏
Kisaki: i regret sending that emoji, i apologize
Koko: what about you and the hand tattoo man?? hm? what about that? Hanma was it?
Kisaki: Hanma??
Kisaki: i've called the police on Hanma 4 times already, you know that😐
Koko: he makes breakfast in your kitchen fully nude
Kisaki: we were friends in our teenage years and then he confessed his love to me and made it weird
Koko: and here he is still in your life
Kisaki: arguing with him is futile, even with the police. what do you want me to do?
Koko: just remember that when you point at someone there are three fingers pointing back at you
Koko: i'm leaving😐
Kisaki: not very slay of you
Pah + Peh
Peh: wife angry again
Peh: not talking to me
Pah: haha bozo
Pah: try rubbing her feet
Peh: they smell bad
Pah: try rubbing her back
Pah: massage
Peh: won't let me touch her 😕
Pah: her loss 👎
Pah: show off your abs
Peh: been eating more lately she cooks good no more abs
Pah: lmao
Pah: cry
Peh: already doing that 😐
Pah: sorry
Pah: don't know what you want me to do
Peh: i'll figure it out
Pah: why is she mad?
Peh: we were watching E.T and she said she liked him and i told her that i would kill him with hammers brutally
Pah: fair reaction
Peh: women r so hard to understand
Pah: word
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