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One Piece the Movie

(the following is a nonprofit fan based parody any characters from one piece is owned by Eiichiro Oda, Toei Animation Co., Ltd., any characters from super Mario are owned by Nintendo, any characters from troll hunters, are owned by DreamWorks and universal

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Chapter 17: The Evil Plan

(Troll Castle)

Far beyond the dark lands, multiple fleets of massive floating platforms filled to the brim with lava and a one massive platform in the shape of a castle traveled across the kingdom.

Loud rock music could be heard coming from inside the biggest castle platform at the front and center of the fleet.

Inside were hundreds of thousands of Armored Troll soldiers called Gum Gum Trolls, who are mostly distinguished by their black-colored skin, their large size, and their glowing eyes. They often carry spears and/or axes and swords for combat. The Gumm-Gumms live only to fight and murder enemies in order to take control of the world and devour all of mankind. They take up a large portion of the troll army.

Not only that there were The Changelings, who are trolls that were abducted by the Gumm-Gumms from their youth, who did "something horrible" to change them. They are usually swapped with their other counterparts at birth and have dwelt among other species for decades, therefore anyone could be a Changeling. In order for Changelings to maintain their disguises in the real world, no harm must come to their Familiars in the Darklands. They are mainly used as spies to infiltrate other kingdoms and help bring feedback to the troll empire about said kingdom. Changelings are shapeshifters, so they can either have a common appearance of a human and a troll. Changelings are shapeshifters, so they can either have a common appearance of a human and a troll. Unlike other trolls, most Changelings demonstrate a more humanoid appearance and size in their troll forms. In other forms, they speak like how those forms speak. But in their true form, their voices are usually deeper and raspier.

There were also Stalklings, who are dangerous, unpredictable and uncontrollable. Once they choose a prey, they do not stop hunting until they have killed them. They prefer to attack their prey whenever they are alone. They are the only few kinds of trolls that are unaffected by sunlight, therefore allowing them to move throughout the day. Their main role in the Troll empier’s eyes in the skies, relaying any information they see back to the empire. The Stalklings are giant vulture trolls with blood red eyes that give off a slight glow, bat-like wings, and razor sharp fangs and talons. They also have a mane made of feathers or (or scale-like feathers) at the stump of their neck.

Then there were The Krubera trolls, who lived in a monarchy, ruled by their king, Bular, obviously, who unfortunately ruled over them with an iron fist. They mainly line the Deep Caves of the dark lands as minors,to help dig tunnels underground into enemy kingdoms they help plan to invade from all directions, even underground. Though they may not have the same role as regular gum gum soldiers, they are still fairly skilled in combat and are not to be taken lightly. The Krubera are bipedal trolls mainly characterized by their stocky, muscular build, shown through their broad chest, broad shoulders, and bulky arms; as such, their upper body dominates most of their appearance, with their legs being quite small compared to this. The face of a Krubera troll is flat, and dominated by a large, purple nose, with eyes set; in addition, they possess an underbite. Their heads have four horns, two large ones and two smaller ones behind them, and small ears that hang downward. The Krubera do not possess any hair and the grooves on their body emit a blue-purple glow.

There was also The TrollDragons, who are a race of dragon-like Trolls, that are meant to be the riders of actual dragons in order to stage offensive attacks against enemy kingdoms in the skies. They are a unique species that combines the characteristics of trolls and dragons. Most of these creatures possess facial features that bear a striking resemblance to the mythical dragons or creatures depicted in Chinese folklore.

Since they are all a race of trolls, It can be implied that the sunlight may also be the lead to their death when they are hit by the sunlight. The sunlight turns the trolls into complete stone, meaning death. (although some races are immune to sunlight, such as Stalklings and Changelings whilst in a different form). But at night, their skin was damn near indestructible, and almost completely impenetrable to weapons, magic, and even regular attacks.

Speaking of dragons, at least a few dozen of them were present in the castle as well, flying overhead of the partying crowds shooting out balls of fire in the surrounding pits of lava. The dragons were a race of dragon-like Trolls. Though typically live in caves or dens and are in general friendly and approachable, and very erudite. Often portrayed as violent and demonic by humans, dragons are gentle creatures, not prone to violence. They are also fiercely loyal. Well at least most of them, the dragons at the party did not share that same friendly ideology as their fellow brethren. Due to the constant hatred and discrimination they had received from humans. These dragons have grown a personal hatred for them and have agreed to give Bular their aid in exchange for getting the chance to help him exterminate every last one of them they see (or at least as many as he’ll allow them to kill).

And you’d think that was the entirety of the arm, but nope not even close, because the Koopas were there too?!

The Koopas from the Koopa kingdom were basically jumping up and down and dancing alongside the trolls on the dancefloor.

And if they weren’t dancing they were at the tables eating a feast of all kinds of their favorite foods.

Some of the sledge hammer bros were challenging the troll guards to a table lifting contest to see who was stronger

There was even a Koopa troopa rock band, playing on the stage in front of all of them, wearing black and white makeup.

It was fun for all of the Trolls and Koopas to have the opportunity to celebrate together, except for one thing, there wasn’t just the Koopas there.

Alongside the Koopa troop and Trolls there were other strangest creatures celebrating among them.

Living mushroom people (that weren't the toads), smaller looking Koopas, giant plants, other strange and violent monsters.

First off there was the Goombas race that once lived in peace in the Mushroom Kingdom with the toads, but they later betrayed them and joined the Koopa Troop. They are depicted as brown mushroom-like creatures with two dark brown feet and no visible arms or legs. Goombas have bushy, black eyebrows and a pair of fangs sprouting from their lower jaw, although are never shown to use them. They were in the middle of the dance floor doing cool breakdancing moves to show off to their peers.

Then there was the Shy Guys, who have a short, stocky build with stubby, fingerless arms. In some modern games, they have tiny black legs that can only be seen in certain perspectives. It usually wears a robe, red being its standard color, with a loose flap on the back of its head, a brown belt with a golden buckle, blue shoes with brown soles, and a white mask with 3 black oval-shaped holes, representing large eyes and a small mouth. The mask is secured over the never-seen face of the Shy Guy with a brown strap. They were just quietly wandering throughout the party.

Who were also present at the party were the Bob-ombs, who are living, moving explosive devices and are capable of walking around and igniting their own fuses. They can create explosions by detonating themselves or being detonated. At first, Bob-ombs were affiliated with the 8 bits army led by Wart. Bob-ombs and their variants have usually been affiliated with the Koopa Troop, which King Bob-omb (who was not present at the moment) is a member of as well. However, the relation between Bob-ombs and their supposed leader, King Bob-omb, has not often been established. A Bob-omb is typically a living bomb enemy with a body consisting of white eyes, a yellow wind-up key on its back, and round, orange feet. They were just walking around the party with their fuses lit until they suddenly blew up randomly at a spot in the party.

And the ones that looked like nice little spotted flower decorations were actually the very deadly Piranha Plants, which is usually colored red with white or green lips and white spots dotted on its head. It has a long green stem with two big pointy leaves sticking out from the sides of its base. Piranha Plants are usually found in pipes or sprouting from the ground, but some have feet/roots which are used for mobility. If they weren’t accidentally (though sometimes purposefully) eating any Koopas or goblins throughout the party, then they were being fed some leftover penguin carcusses from the troll’s leftover feast.

Swoops, originally called Swoopers, are recurring bat enemies that first appear in Super Mario World. They typically hang idly on the ceiling, waiting for the player's character to come near, at which point they fall and fly towards the character, hurting them on contact. Swoops almost always have squinting eyes and round noses, and they have appeared with numerous color schemes across Super Mario media, the most common of which consists of a blue body, purple wings, and yellow feet. They were just flying over the party and watching everyone else.

And if you're thinking that's everyone at the party, then think again, because there were even more guests at the party.

One group in particular were known as the vicious crocodiles of the Kremlin Crew pirate organization.

The Kremlings are a hostile race of anthropomorphic crocodilians who are often the main enemy of the Kongs.

If it wasn’t already obvious, the kremlin crew was basically a kingdom filled with mostly evil humanoid crocodiles.

With few exceptions, the Kremlings are all part of the Kremling Krew, and are fiercely devoted to their leader, going as far as to emulate his numerous alter egos and attacking the Kong Island Kingdon whenever they cross.

They are also known as the "Kremling Army", the "Kremling Gang", and the "Kroc-Army".

The Kremlings born were in Lost World where they were tribal like the Kongs and created ancient booby traps against invaders.

The Kremlings are an advanced crocodilian race. They have crocodile heads, sharp teeth, three toes with toenails in foot, tails from any size and scales in their bodies. Exist 3 Kremling subspecies, for example: The Kritter subspecies have vertical pupils in eyes, bipedal torso, pectoral, arms and 4 fingers. The Klaptrap subspecies have a quadruped torso, four legs and big mouth. The Krochead subspecies are bigs, have large mouths and various teeths.Their scales have different colors, as: green, purple, blue, brown, yellow, gray, orange, red and pink. Most Kremlings have yellow bellies, but some of them have light toned bellies. Some Kremlings which are from Kritter subspecies have unusual features as: nipples, navels, rounder eyes, spikes, ears, visible dorsal vertebrae, dark tones stripes in scales and hairs

There are also other subspecies of them as well, such as……….

This subspecies is higher in that they form the bulk of the Kremling population. The common Kritters are short-tempered with an ability to jump, punch, bite and run fiercely behind the enemy. Skinny (most common), fat or small Critters are weak that can be defeated by any Kongs attack. Muscular, large or burly members are quite invincible to the attacks of weak characters.

The subspecies of Klaptrap are easily domesticated as dogs and known as ideal companions to the Kritters. They are used by the Kremling Krew as watchdogs and one of them is domesticated by the Kong Family.

The subspecies of Krochead is primitive from the Kremling species. They only appear in the swamps from Crocodile Isle and are used as platforms and trampolines by Kongs.

This subspecies is primitive from the Kremling species. They only appear in the swamps from Crocodile Isle and are used as platforms and trampolines by Kongs.

The Kremlings were basically dancing or running around causing Havoc across the entire party like all the other soldiers were doing.

And atop his throne, Troll King Bular watched The entire Party play out, even going as far as to watch the koopas of the stage play full heavy metal music alongside his two closest allies.

On one hand, he was slowly tapping his finger and nodding his head to the beat, finding the song Quite enjoyable to his liking and on the other hand he was holding his massive goblet. Sucking down wine out of it.

And to make his night and party even better, he was sitting alongside two of his greatest friends/allies as he turned to the one on his right,”HA HA, Now this is a sick party worth enjoying”!

The first one to his right was none other than One of the most evil figures in the entire Koopa Kingdom, He was the supreme master of the Koopa Troop: Great King Bowser Koopa.

He was the tyrannical king of the Koopa race and the ruler of some of the other Darklands who desires to conquer the world using the might of his extremely powerful army and is constantly plotting to expand his territory by conquering the Mushroom Kingdom.

Bowser was a large, dragon-like Koopa turtle, which is a race of turtle-like beings. He had large lips with sharp teeth, yellow and green scales, lines on his stomach, and sharp claws. His most recognizable features were his spiked green shell, red mane and eyebrows, spiked tail, prominent horns and spiked cuffs on his arms and around his neck.

Bowser's personality varies depending on his mood. In the main platformers, where he has a very dark, brutal, merciless, destructive, cataclysmic, and serious disposition. But make no mistake, Bowser is an extremely sadistic and cruel tyrant, who will go to great measures when it comes to getting what he wants and doesn't hesitate to destroy anyone who gets in his way. He’d go as far as to burn all of his prisoners alive in lava for no legitimate reason other than to find something to entertain himself. Unlike Bular, who even in his most heinous outings, cares for the well-being and lives of his subjects, Bowser is an awful leader towards even his own troops. He doesn't bother to remember the names of some of the species such as the Spinies, burns some of his henchmen, and even has some of them locked in cages with the other prisoners for unknown reasons. For years, it was also rumored that while most other Koopas prefer vegetation in their diet, Bowser's sharp teeth, another common feature of his, were an indicator of him preferring meat, preferably from victims he hunts down and captures. Indeed, Bowser is shown quite often to be an expert hunter. he shows some more amusing and funnier sides of himself as he is shown to have a talent for sarcastic wit, works very hard to live up to the "evil king" image, and very often displays a shortsighted lack of common sense

Bowser turned back to Bular and shot him a wide evil smile,”Hell yeah, you can say that again, just look! This party’s so dope it even has Kamek dancing”, he said as he nodded head to the beat.

He was standing up from his throne on their royal floating platform, alongside his Second in Command and Royal Adviser: MagiKoopa Kamek

Kamek is a high-ranked Koopa Troop member as he took control of his Bowser's army until he became old enough.

As leader of the Magikoopas, Kamek has immense (and perhaps unparalleled) magical powers. He can use his magic for a multitude of different effects, such as the usual magic bolt used by the Magikoopas, being capable of turning rubble into living enemies, damaging his foes, etc. Amongst his most powerful feats of magic are the ability to change the landscape to make battles much more difficult for enemies. He can even alter the size of living beings, mostly enlarging whatever he wants to gigantic size, Bowser being perhaps the most astonishing example to date, growing to such size that even lava was harmless. Kamek can also cast spells that crush the intended target, generating an aura around it that harms anyone that attempts to physically disrupt the spell. He can move and manipulate objects and people using magic, causing them to be surrounded in a purple aura. He can perform a variety of actions using this ability, such as flinging groups of people out of the way and lifting and levitating people and objects. He can also use this ability to shrink his foes, but he mostly uses the former. He is capable of flight through his broom and is capable of teleportation.

Kamek wore a blue robe and a blue hat resembling the garb of a wizard, and wielded a golden wand. He is generally considered to be a high-ranking member of the Koopa Troop, and acts as personal adviser for King Bowser.

Kamek was standing next to Bowser, dancing his little hiney off to the beat of the music and shaking it back and forth.

“Oh yes sir, it is very festive, who would have thought that the aligned kingdoms would get the chance to have a celebration like this, considering all you magnificent kings have put into this”!, he said loudly over the music as he continued dancing his literal tail off.

Bular grinned widely at this and began laughing,”I did”, He said as he took a huge gulp from his goblet and slammed it down on the side of his throne,”And don’t worry, this is only just a tiny little appetizer of the parties and celebrations we’ll be having once our plan has been completed”!

“I should hope so”, a voice from Bular’s left said to him, ”Because after everything it took into just making all of this possible, I’m sure to be expecting a full course meal”!, before grabbing his own goblet and taking a small sip from it.

The figure is most commonly seen wearing a red cape and a gold crown, a long tail even, a large bloodshot left eye, muscular arms with gold wrist cuffs, and a large, fat, round body. He's rather obese, has an 'outie' belly button, and gynaecomastia, although he has broad shoulders and his arms and legs are clearly bulging with well-toned muscles, making it clear that his body may be composed of more muscle than fat. He also had 3 long, jagged teeth protruding from each side of his upper jaw as well as some smaller fangs from his lower. And finally he had light green scales covering his entire body. If it wasn’t obvious already, he was the malevolent king of the Kremlings, the leader of the Kremling Krew: Kaptain King K. Rool

As his name (a pun on "cruel") may imply, K. Rool is somewhat insane and demented. He iis often bossing his minions through threats and intimidation, often punishing them severely when they fail. K. Rool's personality could be best described as: extremely manipulative, highly insensitive, very hateful, sadistic, baleful, cunning, wrathful, power-hungry, tyrannical, brutal, greedy, truculent, pompous and failure intolerant. Even his most powerful followers seem to fear his wrath. Like Bowser, he doesn't seem to respect his henchmen, particularly the Kritters due to their incompetence, although he does seem to have significantly more respect for his Klaptraps and uses them to push his minions around despite them being smaller. K. Rool is also a somewhat dirty and dangerous fighter. The king who fakes defeat, often collapsing in the middle of combat and making it seem like he has been defeated, only to rise seconds later and begin fighting again. Because of his greed, he doesn't treat his own soldiers better, who sometimes appear to be loyal to him regardless. He also acts sophisticated, posh and refined in manner, but happens to be a little childish, silly, hammy, over-the-top, melodramatic and has a short temper. Despite his incompetence, he'll go to greater extents of his plans and make backup plans in order to succeed at his plans that usually backfire on himself. He also hates when he is underestimated by others. He also acts sophisticated, posh and refined in manner, but happens to be a little childish, silly, hammy, over-the-top, melodramatic and has a short temper. Despite his incompetence, he'll go to greater extents of his plans and make backup plans in order to succeed at his plans that usually backfire on himself. He also hates when he is underestimated by others.

(And though Bular saw his kind as superior to other creatures and wasn’t too big of fan of mistreating his own kind if he didn’t have to, or if he wasn’t angry enough to, but again who was he to judge bowser on how he treats his subjects, he wasn’t fully or technically their leader )

Bular turns to him and pats K. Rool on the shoulder before grinning widely,”Don’t worry old friend, once we're finished, you can expect an entire feast of parties' '!

“I’ll take your word on that ol chum”, he said as another sip from his goblet and snapped his fingers at one of the Kremlings to come fill it back up.

The cremling acted quickly in grabbing the large container of wine and carefully filling the goblet back up before running back to the wine table.

“Yeah and I’ll be expecting you to remember holding up your end of the deal once this is all said and done”, Bowser reminded him while still looking down at the crowd.

Bular in response motion his hand up and down to tell him to calm down,”Don’t worry, I remember our agreement on the plan”.

“Speaking of which….” K. Rool said before finishing his sip,”How is the plan going on your end? '' he asked curiously with a brow raised.

Bowser raised a brow as well,”Yeah are we looking at that bridge of yours”.

Bular hesitated for a moment as he moved his finger along the lining of the goblet cup,”Oh that, yeah everything’s fine! The bridge is fully operational and ready by the time we get to that fungus infested kingdom”, he then paused and took another gulp of wine,”However there's just a teeny tiny little problem with the bridge though”.

After he mumbled that, both Bowser and K. Rool turned to stare at him, both with wide eyes,”What”, they both asked.

‘Hey hey hey, before you say it, no the bridge is not broken or destroyed, it's perfectly fine. There's just one little situation that needs to be dealt with”, he said reassuringly.

K. Rool wasn’t buying it though,”Wait, what little situation, and how long have you known about this' '.

“Not long, I have my best subordinate handling the situation right as we speak”, Bular answered.

Bowser raised a brow to this,”Wait it has to be a serious situation if you send Angor rot to go and handle it. You only ever send him out to handle serious problems, that doesn’t sound so little to me”.

Bular didn’t say anything, he just nervously sipped wine from his goblet.

“Wait, the plan hasn’t been compromised so the enemy has it”, K. Rool asked worriedly.

“What, no nothing like that, it’s just a little problem that I need him to square out before we move into phase two, just so that there's no complications later on”, he said reassuringly, trying his best to downplay how serious this situation was.

Though to be honest, he was starting to get a tiny bit worried himself, and for the right reason too.

Angor Rot was supposed to have been back by now with the straw hatted human, considering how important he was to the plan.

And of course he knew how much Angor Loved to quote on quote “take his time to relish the hunt”, but in this situation he honestly couldn’t afford to do that right now.

He didn’t know what his 2nd in command was doing right now but he’d better hurry up and bring that boy stat.

“You know, speaking of plans, how are you two doing on your ends? You did complete the task you were supposed to do”?, he asked suspiciously, though mainly trying to change the subject to take the spotlight off of him.

And it worked too because both the scaley kings went quiet, making the answer all too clear.

Bular raised a brow at both of them.

“Well…..”, Bowser hesitantly started,”Almost, I got all of my Kingdom's supplies and weapons ready and heading towards the rest of the fleet as we speak, but our forces in the darklands are taking a little longer than expected to finish off their scuffle with that rebellion. So they plan to just finish them off and meet us at the Mushroom Kingdom”, Bowser explained.

This news caused Bular to roll his eyes as he groaned and slumped in his chair.

These rebellions that some of these other kingdoms threw at him were starting to get annoying, especially since they’d always end up being wiped away from his armies constantly.

It's gotten so annoying that now he just leaves all the ]goblins and Dry Bones there to deal with them since he didn't feel like wasting his main soldiers time on such little threats

It was a little fun for him at first but now it was just bothersome to him and his plans, especially since none of them were an actual challenge for him.

“And what about operation: Capture the Mushroom Kingdom’s princess, is that already in motion,”?, Bular asked him.

Bowser grinned and nodded his head,”Yup, I’ve already sent out some of my Koopa Troop to go and fetch her. They should return within the next few days with her, considering the traveling distance”.

Bular smiled at this,”Good the sooner we get her here in order to agree to our alliance the better and make sure she doesn't put up a fuss, I hate when they do that,Just give me a Big Ass Headache”,He then turned to King k Rool ,”And what about you”.

“Well while most of the Kremlings are here in the fleet the rest of them have stayed behind in order to keep surveillance over the Kong Kingdom,Just to keep me updated on Anything new about the Kongs or the Crystal Coconut”, K Rool Explain before taking another quick sip from his goblet,”So if they're needed I'll have them drop their post and come straight towards the fleet”.

Bular nodded,” Please do when all the people we can get for this next operation”, he said before turning to Bowser,”The same with you Bowser. Send word to the general currently down in the dark lands to tell them to finish up their assignments and head on over to the rest of the fleet as soon as possible”, He then took another big gulp from his goblet before continuing,”If that means having them use every last one of their forces to wipe out the enemy forces as quickly as possible then so be it, as long as they get here on time and quickly”.

Bowser shot him a confused look,” Wait why the hell do we need every Soldier here with us? Look how many soldiers we have already, they should be more than enough to be able to take over the human world. Adding the whole enchilada will just be Overkill, unnecessarily brutal Overkill at that”.

Bowser was all with brutality and viciousness but it had to make sense for him in order to just use it willingly especially when it came to such wheat and lesser Vermin like humans.

Bular hearing the questions started shaking his head,” (sigh) tisk tisk tisk, Come on Bowser I thought you knew better. There's only one Mercy in war and that's death, and believe me when I say we're going to be relentless………”, he says as he snaps his finger to summon one of his swords and sharpens the blade across his teeth,”( Shing) In our mercy of course”, He said before turning to grab the wine bottle and fill up his goblet,” that and I'm trying to be as prepared as possible for our invasion. The humans may be weak but they're not without strategy and planning, no creature is. And from what my intelligence has told me about the Otherworld There're some insanely powerful figures amongst the human race. So we'll need to use every assist that we have during the operation of this plan. even the soldiers we don't naturally use are going to be vital to this mission”.

Bowser though confused at first simply Shrugged it off and not in his head to the explanation.

“Well you say that but one of the other Kingdoms in this world? You aren't suggesting that we leave as they are, are you”?, K Rool asked curiously.

“Well yeah of course that's our plan, we can't destroy every Kingdom we'll have nothing left to rule over afterwards, and that'll get boring rather quickly”, Bular noted as he put the bottle,”As if we need them anyway. We have more than enough material from the kingdom you've already subjugated.

K. Roll still wasn't that though, accepting that though,”But what if the other kingdoms decide to merge themselves into an alliance in order to battle against our forces”?

Time it wasn't Bular who stepped in but Bowser,”Ha I seriously doubt they'll do that, those selfish pricks are too stubborn to do something like that it shows weakness. And it hasn't been an alliance between the kingdoms for over 20 years so why would they start now”.

“And even if they did start the line now it's not like it would help them since they don't have the time to and even if they did, our forces are far too powerful to be matched up again so we just end up slaughtering them anyway”, Bular chimed in.

K Roll was still worried though, especially about the Kong Kingdom,”But what about all those filthy apes on Kong Island and if they decide to attack us”.

Bular shot him a “Really man” look before saying,”You really think an army of monkeys is going to be a match against us”?he said, taking another gulp from his goblet,”And even if they did have their grand champion with them, Is he actually went up against us we'd wear him like a scarf.

King K Was about to speak up to say something else but stop to really think about what his friend had just said.

He was right there'd be no way for the Kong Army to stand a chance against them even if they were at their strongest.

And the rest of the kingdoms wouldn't wish to align with one another making it all the more easier to roll over them.

As it stands none of the kingdoms stood even the smallest of chances to fight against them much less stop them.

The only small chance that they'd have would be with a superstar and those are extremely rare to find.

And besides The three of them had incredibly powerful kingdoms even on their own they wouldn't be easy to be beaten.

Boola saw that he had convinced his friend that everything had been all right,”You know I'm right old friend. I'm telling you nothing will DARE stand in our way when we're finished”, He said as he raised his goblet to do a toast,”To the future of our glorious kingdoms”.

Both Bowser and King K Rool Scared of each other before suddenly growing malicious grins on their faces as they then picked up their goblet and press it against Bular’s, (Both said at the same time)” To the future of our glorious Empire”, After that they all started drinking from their goblets and began laughing.

And just as he was about to take another sip, Bular felt a tug on his side.

He turned to see that it was none other than Kamek,”Um, sorry to interrupt your Toast, Lord Bular, but it is time for your royal speech to the troops. At least some of them are waiting on you”.

Bular quickly turn That some of his troops had been standing at the front of the party walking directly up at them waiting for him to say something.

“Oh shit, the speech thank you Kamek”, He said quickly nodding to the magiKoopa Before signaling to the other two kings that it was time for their speech.

The other kings nodded back, though Bowser was the only one who actually stepped up to stand next to Bowser, while K Rool stayed in his throne, sipping from his goblet.

Bular stepped up and walked up to the front of the platform, standing up as a spotlight shined on him, before clearing his throat and shouting out,"My empire! Koopas!”First pointed out to the Koopas who clapped and cheered,” Kremlings!”He called out to next, who responded by loudly munching on and chewing their food as they laughed aloud, " Trolls!"He called out to his army who in their own way responded by roaring loudly, mainly to show off their might,”DRAGONS!”, he shouted even louder towards the scaly beast, who, after having their name called out, started shooting out, fire up into the air at the ceiling, creating a cool little fire show,” and all the other creatures and monsters of our army! i’d like to personally thank every single one of you for taking time out of your duties to come to this awesomely lit party to celebrate OUR LATEST VICTORY!”, He announced as he motioned his head to all of his subordinates.

"You know I like to reminisce about it all, about just how far we as a kingdom- no as an Empire has come! From being Weekend utterly defenseless Impures that were used as entertainment for lesser life forms like humans. never knowing if we worked hard enough to earn our next unfeeling meal And had to constantly watch as our fellow brothers and sisters were slaughtered for sport and just being who and what they were…….!”, as he said that some of the soldiers in the party started to Bow their heads in silence, reminiscing on their very dark times,”To being the strong and mighty top of the food chain animals that we are partying and celebrating our constant victories over the real lesser Impures we see around us!”

Bular was pointing to the Penguins that were either being used as servants to help clean and give food to the soldiers, were being used as entertainment tools or target practice for the soldiers, or were the main course on the food menu for them. Some of the Penguins were skinned alive and roasted to death as if cooking a turkey on Thanksgiving with an apple in their mouths. What was even worse is that some of the depressed and teary eyed penguin prisoners were being forced to bring out their fellow penguin’s cooked carcasses to the tables so that they could be eaten by the soldiers. It was a truly heartbreaking and terrifying sight to be seen by the Penguins And all they could do was continue to work in order to avoid the same fate.

Not that it mattered much to Bular however, because he continued on with his speech,“And after years of constant struggle, suffering. battle, war, and searching, we have finally managed The final stages of the completion of Killahead Bridge! And now, we are the most powerful empire in the world!"

Hearing this exciting news Everyone in the party (except for the prisoners) cheered loudly in celebration.

"Soon we will arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom, where there we will use their power source to activate killahead bridge to its fullest potential!”, he explained, balling his fist up into the air,” once that’s done we will use its power to open up a portal to Another world seal to the brim with nothing but power, resources, and best of all humans to conquer and tear……..to……..pieces!”, and even though that was the main goal of the plan, that wasn’t even the icing on the cake,” And Best of all for us trolls, once we’ve entered, that portal our dreadful curse of the sun will be broken and then will truly…….be…..INVINCIBLE”!

The crowd of soldiers cheered even louder than before truly motivated to go and get this mission done.

Which at the site of this gave Bular a flood of pride inside, practicing that speech with Bellroc for two hours was gonna pay off.

And now nothing could break the super motivating aura in the morale.

He stepped forward to continue,” And right now as we speak, our forces are on their way to the mushroom kingdom to go and bring that leader to us! So after years of being sworn enemies we wil-“

“I will ask their princess to marry me in a fairy tale wedding!".

The music went to an abrupt stop due to the band on stage stopping.

The troops began to cheer only to sudden suddenly stop in confusion

Bular stop, talking due to a loud voice shouted out, interrupting him.

Though he knew all too well who it was……

Everyone knew who it was, mainly because they were staring right at him when he said it.

It was Bowser…….

Everyone seemed to have stopped their dancing, the rock music came to an abrupt stop and stared at the Koopa king. All of them seemed confused.

“ what”, a Kremlin soldier asked loudly in confusion.

Bular slowly turned towards his comrade and shot him a “ what the hell are you doing” look.

A look which Bowser simply ignored, he was too pumped up with excitement after getting that off his chest.

Oh yeah, if it was forgotten, Lee mentioned before the great king Cooper Bowser had a massively obsessive crush on the princess of the mushroom kingdom: peach toadstool.

And he had ever since he had first laid eyes on her.

His crush on her was known amongst the kingdoms, though it was mostly known between the kings, (though from what Bular and K Rool no of the young princess, they were at least 98% sure that the romantic feeling was one sided but they didn’t want to tell their friend) and not as much as the subjects.

To them, it was known as a rumor and not actually confirmed by any of them, at least not until now.

K Rool began to chuckle,” Oh now this should be amusing”, before taking another sip of wine from his goblet.

"Yeah."a Koopa troop tried to yell out in support, though it was plainly obvious to everyone even to the Koopa troop himself that it didn’t feel right, or actually genuine.

"Did he say marry their princess?" A koopa asked a gum gum armored troll sitting next to him.

The gum gum in response simply shrugs his shoulders.

"D-D-Doesn't she hate you?", a Kremling soldier suddenly asked him.

"Of course, she hates me (oh, looks like he does now)," he replied, offended, and then frowning at the reminder of their one-sided relationship, before he suddenly dreamingly imagined her,"But that makes me love her all the mor-“.

“Wait I’m sorry, is that your first question, if she hates him? Not the fact that our clearly turtled king is going to try and get with an obviously human princess?”, a green changeling spoke up, interrupting him.

“We that's not how I would put i-“,Bowser was about to say something in defense when someone else suddenly spoke up.

“Wait a minute, i’m sorry but you mean to tell me that I'm putting my life in my line just so that our King could get to the pants of a princess who isn't even his species' ', it was one of the goombas that stood at the front of the crowd.

That last interruption caused an uproar of whispering and gossip amongst the party, all of them trying to discuss what the Koopa king's motives were.

One of the Hammer Bros sitting at a dining table raised his hand which Bular noticed,”Apologies for my boldness, but I thought the plan was to kill all of the humans, not bed with them. That kind of thing goes against everything we’ve been fighting for”.

Before Bular or Bowser could say anything to deescalate that claim someone else had already interrupted.

“Wait I'm sorry with all due respect, but it feels like what you are saying is that all the killing we’ve done up until this point has just been so that he can get into the pants of a princess Who isn't even your species and who may or may not even be that fond of your magnificent charm? Is that what we're all getting from this, I feel like that's what I'm getting from this”.

Neither one of the two kings could get a word out then before one of the dragons spoke up,”Our alliance was formed Solely for the purpose of exterminating the human race entirely, Not to quart ourselves with them”, after he said this a bunch of the dragons nodded their heads in agreement.

And before Bullard could get the chance to speak up to deescalate all of these not quite false claims, Bowser already opened his big fat mouth once again,”Yeah well like I said before all that stuff makes me love her all the more. Her heart shape bangs, the way she floats in the breeze, her immovable tiara”.

As you were saying this a gum gum troll tilted towards one of the Koopa Troop and whispered,”Is he fucking serious”?,With the Koopa simply responding with a confused ” you think I know” look.

Now this was bad, not only was Bowser not mentioning the main point of the plan but he was making it seem as if his love life was the main point of this whole thing.

Which it isn't and it never was.

And now all he's doing is confusing the troops and removing all the motivating morale that Bular had originally put in them in the first place.

He needed to do something to stop this quickly.

But Bowser continued on with his speech,”And when she sees what I got her for a wedding present, oh wedding bells!"He said excitedly.

There was a moment of silence in the party before the same voice from earlier shouted out,“What”, not understanding what he was being told.

This time before Bowser anyone else could say anything that can make this all look worse, Bular Forward in order to speak up,”Heh heh heh, Could one Bowser always with your jokes and humorous nature. I mean who would have thought you would have made such a comedian”?,He quickly lied trying to do everything in his power to fix the damage that Bowser had done.

Though Bowser looked at him with a confused look,” huh, What the hell are you talking abo-”?

Before he could say another word, Bular placed one of his hands on his mouth before chuckling nervously at the crowd,”Heh heh heh heh heh, your so funny Bowser……”, He tells his head closer to his friend and Whispers,”Go sit down you're done”, Before turning away from him and stepping up towards crowd.

Bowser, who was about to say something back, simply gave up and crossed his arms before reluctantly walking back to sit on his throne.

K Rool, Had been enjoying the show up until this point, till two towards his fellow Kingsman and whispered,” Real subtle Bowser”, before he began to snicker

Bowser in response flipped him off before whispering,”Eat me crocodile.

That made K Rool snicker even more.

Now that pool law was finally the front and center attention he needed to do his best to have the crowd forget about that last interruption,” alright everybody now that all of Bowser joking around and whatnot is over, What he actually meant to say is that we're merely bringing the princess over to us that we can “convince” her to willingly give us her power source without any struggle or unnecessary “fighting”, He explained, both times using air quotes,”Once she does we will finally have the tools to-”!

When he was about to finish up a Koopa Troopa raised his hand High catching his attention, and once it did Bular decided to point to him to see what the question was, praying that wasn't something having to do with Bowser's crush on Princess Peach.

"What if she says no?" the soldier asked curiously.

Bular, in response to the question, simply began to chuckle, confusing everyone around him,”Come on guys what do we always do when diplomacy fails us, huh? We’ll eat some chips with some dip……….”,The smile on his face quickly turns into a vicious glare,”Advance our armies through her defenses and WIPE THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM OF THE MAP, AND ANY OTHER KINGDOM WHO GETS IN OUR WAY!”,If you thought the cheering from before was loud then you didn't know what cheering was because the entire party practically erupted with cheers and praises towards their King,” And once we've completed our objective and open up that portal, WE’RE GONNA RULE THE FUCKING WORLD”!

The crowd continued their cheers and Praises towards him, making Bular feel that much more prideful of his glorious speech.

Even Bowser and K Rool we're so impressed the point where they began to start clapping and cheering

Send cleared his throat before saying,” So gather your comrades send in our armies and prepare yourself for the stench of a war, THAT WE WILL WIN”, He shouted out before letting out a mighty Roar into the crowd and began bothering his head up and down to the music that suddenly started playing again

Everything was going just as planned now all he needed was for Angor Rot to bring in that straw hat human boy and this whole plan could officially be set in motion.

There was absolutely nothing that could stop him now, or so he thought that is.

(End of chapter)

Hey everyone it's me I know this chapter came out a lot sooner than I expected to but it's here and I want to thank everyone for all of their love and support throughout these last seven months I really couldn't have done this without that and I also wanted to wish everyone a Happy New Year and do officially bring in the first chapter of 2024, man it has been quite the Run and none of you are going to be able to predict what I'm going to have cooked up in this story some of you may love it others might hate it as long as you keep watching and reading that's all I really care about. So if I'm going to be honest the next chapter will probably take a lot longer to come out, probably either late January or early to mid-February, we are officially going to begin part one of the dark lands Arc with Zoro’s pov. So we're going to be taking a break from our main man Luffy just for a little while to make sure that Zorro isn't getting too lost in this story, but don't worry Luffy will be coming back sooner than you know just keep reading to find out.

see you all again in a little while

#one piece #the super mario bros movie #trollhunters #angor rot #bellroc keeper of the flame #bular the butcher #donkey kong #merlin #princess peach #roronoa zoro

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