#krystal with a k

[rathistory]

Blink twice if ur being held captive girl

[yourbelgianthings]

steeplechase halloween costume hcs! 🎃

beef: superman

emerich: a ghost but he does something with hardlight to make it really cool

montrose: just his outfit for artemesius in ephemera

shlabethany: barbie

gravel: catwoman

darla davis: classic witch

kenchal denton: he would Maybe wear an orange tie instead of his regular one

funnyman: the most terrifying clown you’ve ever seen

steeplechasin’ jason: surfer

krystal with a k: infinite jessie the specter fairy

scott bowflex: frankenstein’s monster

stempson: well, he’s stuck in the cat suit isn’t he

chad touch: gomez addams

gooch/toddzilla/jizzbert/dr ballsweat: group costume as zombies

sticky fingers paul pantry: doesn’t really need to dress up

deep dark: he just steals montrose’s bazooka back for the day and says He’s the bazooka maniac

douglas manzetti: steven spielberg

[wizard-loving-wizard]

if my beloved krystal with a k does not return from the hardlight war for the final episode of steeplechase i WILL be throwing hands with one justin t. mcelroy

[boydykedevo]

taz cat ask! Firbolg and/or Krystal with a K also I know you specified grad and steeplechase but...... urchin? 👉👈

Furbolg and uh.... Kitty with a K? Is that anything?

my only thought for urchin was crinkled tissue paper kitten i think that's him

[yardsards]

i stitched together all the steeplechase intros and uploaded them on my soundcloud account that i hadn't touched since high school, in case anyone else wanted to listen to them all in one go

someone please rescue this poor disney dentonic vlogger

[fandomssaremysoul]

I can't believe Justin Tyler McElroy sent my favorite character for a holiday to lake Lao Gai😭😭

[henclair]

i fucking KNEW krystal with a k (or i guess now chrystal with a ch) was replaced w a hardlight replica by dentonic!!!!! and it was such a good story choice and perfect full circle moment to have her end the arc as she began each episode

[melonkittii]

throwing my krystal design out hello steepies

(id in alt)

[papyskellington]

The way that someone can get so easily replaced with a hardlight version of themselves was "ah bummer dude that sucks" with Scott Boldflex but struck terror in me that I didn't know was possible at the idea that that's happened to Krystal with a K like I was not prepared for the whiplash of the same situation hitting so differently

[skunknuts-wine]

another thing abt krystal with a k and the steepy podcast at the beginning: bloggers of that level are absolutely known and manipulated by a theme park company like that. disney food blog might pay for themselves and claim to do honest reporting, but they are often at media releases, and have the company’s best interests in mind. bloggers like them aren’t going to seriously disparage the company they are making their living off of. however, they’re still not directly working for disney themselves. krystal with a k is probably extremely in the know about some stuff, and definitely gets invited to/told about new attractions before the general populace, but she’s not working directly for dentonic. she’s just seriously enthusiastic and has monetized that enthusiasm.

[autocorrection]

hey. hey krystal?? you good??

[rathistory]

Krystal with a K disney adult moments

[sepulchritude]

There’s no way that’s the real Krystal in the latest steeplechase episode. That’s definitely a hardlight construct.

[corvidexoskeleton]

Im gonna be tbh, Justin, Rachel, and the chick who voices Krystal with a K are really nailing the horror bit at the beginning of the steeplechase episodes

[yardsards]

i NEED krystal with a k to appear in old kidadelphia so bad you don't understand

[fabiansociety]

krystal with a k is a fascinating bit of self-reflection from taz. she gets more and more toxic as she gets more and more scrubbed and corporate, which certainly feels like SOME sort of commentary on the podcast industry

also this poor woman just wanted to gush about bathroom tiles in a possibly world-girdling amusement park