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[teddylovestea]

Happy Holidays!

characters © Yana Toboso

[blondeaxolotl]

Did anybody else expect a modern au, no, neither did I, but here we are. Doll and Maurice and they're graffiti artists

[windstir]

thoughts for today. good morning everypony!

[bapydemonprincess]

Imagined modern au Seb who is now fully open to being autistic helping his dear Wolfram as he finally gradually accepts he too might have it and needs help but can't get professional help (and is also a precious scared man who is worried about how this will effect his daughter if at all (it won't))

[ena333333]

on the way home from the supermarket

[anewp0tat0]

looks like I can draw again!!

Sebastian called him "orphan" for the rest of the week.

[killjoystrashcan]

Modern AU:Casual kiddos

In my movie, they are all friends and happy!!

[lasiapur]

i just went crazy for the Sebastian roomba

[vampire-lord-garfield]

Listen, I know that we (people with taste) love Hannah. And in almost all aspects she is better at parenting role then Claude.

But we must face it. If we are talking modern au - Alois would 100% be an iPad kid.

Hannah and Claude are BOTH incompetent parents to due to them being demons. (not like they ever planned to be parents. They just keep finding autistic kids and adopting them for some reason).

If they can get a couple hours of peace and quiet at the cost of Alois developing tiktok brain rot - they will take it.

In the mean time triplets all have like forgotten middle child syndrome. Despite being older and presumably leaving with Hannah and Claude for decades.

Also, Sebastian in modern au would be cronchy helicopter mom. He already kinda is in canon. The ones that sign their kids up of hundreds extracurricular activities and then brag about their kids achievements to everyone in the damage radius.

[saintcapybara]

[dlldior]

the day people start depicting sebastian as the goth/punk baddie he is in modern aus is the day the angels will get their wings back

[teddylovestea]

taking the night train II

bonus:

characters © Yana Toboso

[natsuki208]

If my Dadbastian AU took place in modern times, would Sebastian be that vlogging parent and record most of baby Ciel’s daily life and him learning about fatherhood? Either keeping them for himself or put them online. ☺️📹 👶🏻

[bapydemonprincess]

Picrew used: https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1561026

"Maurie, I thought you said you could handle this movie!!"

"I... I.. I LIED OKAY??? *jolting at another jumpscare* AAA- I'LL- I'LL JUST.. JUST GO OUT AND YOU CAN KEEP WATCHING-"

"No way! This is our time, we can just watch something else, it's okay!! *turns off the movie and kisses his head*"

"Auugh..."

[tipotape]

25. Modern + Bodyguard AU (3)

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Sebastian got distracted for five minutes (cats, of course) and next thing he knew his young master was gone?? The kidnappers better be ready because they'd be gone next, and unlike Ciel, they're not coming back 🤷

[bull-shit-suji]

kuro modern au stuff that i word vomited into my notes app

kind of a Vincent summoned sebastian to save ciel so ciel doesnt actually owe sebas anything

amnesia? idk

single dad moment! except theres this other dad whos kinda find.. (cough agni)

i think vincent was like do NOT let ciel know ur a demon so sebastian keeps it a secret but he doesnt have a good handle on like. Humans. so he kinda does a bad job and ciel definitely knows that he's weird but doesnt say anything. will go out of his way to gaslight you when sebastian does weird shit because he thinks its funny

"hey uhh is your dad levitating?"

"no?"

"he's flying above the school rn"

"that's a bird"

u think suddenly being a butler is hard? have fun being a dad bitch

alois is there but thats complicated. claude and hannah are DIVORCED but on decent terms (i think claude is like. toxic alpha male podcast type guy) and claude sees alois on alternating weekends!

are they demons? i dont know

i think ciel and alois can be friends. platonically. alois would probably say yes if ciel wanted to be romantic but i Promise you he does not. they are just pals :)

im saying ciel has a crush on elizabeth because i can (she's not his cousin here). emo boy x sunny church girl. said sunny church girl has to ask the mcdonalds employees for the blue raspberry slushie they forgot to put in ciel's order because emo boy is too scared.

IM 13 EVERYTHING SUCKSSSSS

grelle is actually living her best life transitioned with anne so they are ciel's aunts on his late mom's side. i think grelle likes ciel. mom figure moreso than anne is.

ciel owns four bongs and definitely a vape or two. come on now

he's also probably got celiac and is lactose intolerant he is just a feeble boy i think

he listens to twenty one pilots. sorry! sorry.

ciel is goth alois is punk those r kinda just the rules

ciel is insanely smart top of the class this shit is easy for him.

yells at sebastian daily. figured out what happened with his real parents around the age of uhhhh 12 or 13? has been an absolute terror ever since

"it was really nice of your dad to bring cookies for the field trip!"

"i hope he fucking chokes on one"

"oh!"

sebastian and claude are pta rivals.

"is this lemon bread store bought? my, how... efficient!"

"you made these from scratch? i can tell."

"i've never seen an interesting looking salsa! very exciting."

ciel purposefully invites alois over constantly bcus it pisses sebas off. alois is Terrified of that man.

"go grab the chips from the kitchen"

"but... what if mr michaelis is in there?"

"mr m- you mean my dad? tell him he can shove a faucet up his ass"

"id rather die on the spot"

sebastian will yell at ciel and is maybe a little emotionally unavailable but he's trying!!! it's hard :(

does that Dad thing where he comes into ciels room and is like hey bud......... what r u up to..

ciel and seiglinde r also palls. the smartest people in school

lizzie is a JOCK. she plays softball.

alois is a theater kid come on now

ciel is best at writing and literature analysis, specifically fiction. enjoys history, language, and Some sciences as well.

nerd

au where myspace is still a thing ciel has a myspace account

he definitely writes shitty poetry

wants to major in business

alois is a glee and pitch perfect truther