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Thinking about plot bunny. Where Sebastian, Claude and Hannah start acting ✨feral✨ for some reason, loosing their human facades and reverting to their demon form.

(maybe some exorcist shinanigans or old relics or supernatural illness caused it. Idk I haven't decided yet)

And Ciel, servants, triplets and Alois have to work together. Come up with a plan that will keep everyone including this feral assholes safe. (cause now when they don't obbey orders the faustin contract just shoots painful surges through their body, making them even more aggressive)

Ciel and Alois would probably be brains behind the operation.

Bard would come up with small part of tactics and servants would help set everything up.

Triplets are the only one who can withstand fighting feral Seb, Claude and Hannah even though probably no chance of winning on their own. So maybe a muscle behind the operation. But at least not dying in one blow.

Idk I just like thinking of different strategies they'll use to take down flying demons like Seb and Hannah and how would they deal with spider Claude. Who is half blind and can't fly, but coated "his territory" in web and will react to anything touching it.

Maybe I'll write or draw anything with this later. Or maybe it's a stupid idea that'll flop. Who knows?

Btw if you have any ideas - let me know. Ill eat them up like a starved Seb after 3 years of contract.

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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

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grown up ciel is a fascinating concept to me if he even gets to grow up, that is

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Pphphp they are both confused in a very different ways

these two are so cute in the early days

bard thought seb was a superhuman but seb was actually an evil creature with magical power🤣

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I just want the servents to find out that Sebastian is a demon and be totally ok with it. Maybe not even fazed.

I also want this two old men to be happy and maybe kiss.

Also I find the thought of Ciel being homophobic but only towards Sebastian really funny.

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I'm still on my:

"With good food and constant action at the manor Bard will gain muscle mass and dad bod"

bullshit.

And because I'm a Sebard trash - the annoying bastard is also there and is into it.

(also that bitch is so dramatic - he refuses to take off his gloves even when he spends the night with Bard)

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Just finished reading a couple of crossover-fics with Kuroshitsuji. And it's so fucking funny how in crossover fics Sebastian has this creepy presence. He's described like beautiful but dangerous with Victorian charm.

Meanwhile, in just fandom content Seb is like a weird cryptid uncle. Like yeah, he is here, he is queer and everyone is trying to ignore him:

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get sucked, looser

collection of my favourite tornado images

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Hannah: Hey, I'm taking Alois to the Phantomhive manor today. Apparently it's crucial for human children to see their own species at least once a week or something. Anyway, I guess you have a free evening. Enjoy ~

Claude, as soon as they leave:

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Or like Sebastian, Claude and Hannah hanging around in the kitchen. And cause they are the only ones there deciding to chat (probably complain about the kids) in their first tongue. The next thing you know - half of the room is melting, and the other half is looking at you with freshly grown eyes.

I know that Kuroshitsuji demons are based on christian mythos.

✨BUT! ✨

I still find the thought of their "native" language being R'lyehian hilarious. Other then them being Lovecraftian abominations it would also explain the whole "naming-them-when-you-summon-them" deal.

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Ciel: Sebastian, this is the order: Tell me your real name! "Sebastian": Oki-dokki~ Are you fucking prepared for your eardrums erupting and your hands spontaneously growing like three more fingers?

I know that Kuroshitsuji demons are based on christian mythos.

✨BUT! ✨

I still find the thought of their "native" language being R'lyehian hilarious. Other then them being Lovecraftian abominations it would also explain the whole "naming-them-when-you-summon-them" deal.

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I know that Kuroshitsuji demons are based on christian mythos.

✨BUT! ✨

I still find the thought of their "native" language being R'lyehian hilarious. Other then them being Lovecraftian abominations it would also explain the whole "naming-them-when-you-summon-them" deal.

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“pick up the spatula spongebob” is SENDING me 😭

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That's actually kinda merciful on Sebastian's side. Imagine him gifting Alois one of those DIY kits for slime.

This stuff would be everywhere. And even five demons won't be able to get all that glitter out of the manor.

Sebastian : Thank you for offering a drum set and an electric guitar to my child for his birthday, we've been having such... energic, music filled days :))))

Claude : No, thank you for offering glowing in the dark roller skaters that also plays music to my child. He loves them. Never stops. Never.

*they both proceed to painfully crush each other hand during a handshake*

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This triggers my fight or flight response.

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garfield if he was an aisha

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Yes! You! You GET IT! Like Alois is so uniquely equipped to understand Ciel on the level that nobody else will ever be able to! Like even if you don't want to ship them - they literally have ZERO reasons to be beefing with each other. Let two traumatized kids find peace in each other's understanding.

Kuroshitsuji season II:

We won't provide any new lore to demons. But we will ad like 5 new demon characters. They all hate each other and we have 0 idea why they live together.

Me: