#kylo ten

[jessequinnfirstofhername]

The Rules:

Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the character in last place will be eliminated.

If there are multiple characters tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every character in last place will be eliminated, even if all the characters have tied equally.

When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

If the character that you consider the hottest isn't listed here, hit the 'what about ___???' option and reply to this post with the overlooked character. The character with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'what about ___???' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated. Welcome to the party, Han and Cassian!

This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

...and that's it for General Hugs.

I want to give a huge shout-out to all of the Hux fans who helped him make it this far, especially @tomatette and @ncarnesir. Everyone who campaigned, made propaganda, and spread the good word- you all get a boop from Millicent.

Things are getting spicier than Hux's hair- Round Ten!

[harrowscore]

why are you, as an adult in 2024, still hung up on reylo. why are you still mocking the shippers. why do you believe yourself to be superior only because you dislike a stupid ship from a fucking space fairytale. girl (gnc) get a grip

[darklinaforever]

The characters for “Ye Hua” are 夜 (night) 华 (this one is tricky because it could mean many different things... But there's some connotation of glory / royalty / goodness).

The characters making up “Bai Qian” are 白 (white) 浅 (light / shallow).

Ye Hua & Bai Qian, the perfect Yin and Yang... My Reylo heart is filled.

They have the ending that Reylo should have had...

Like Dongfang Qingcang & Orchid / Xiao Lanhua ! (So they are THE Chinese Reylo ! Really, if you're a fan of Reylo, go for it ! You can literally make a grid and check the boxes for all the similarities !)

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

Every time I remember that even after dying, obi-wan was most likely just as miserable as he was while alive, I die a little inside.

[timelesslords]

20 minutes into rise of skywalker and this is even more insane than I expected

[ultralaser]

anyways so also i'm still thinking about that mary sue jackass on twitter whining about rey still bc the complaint is always 'rey beats kylo ren easily out of nowhere' and that is just fundamentally not what happens in that movie

-- one of the first things we see rey do is absolutely demolish a bunch of guys on jakku, so we know she can fight

-- one of the first things she does in the saber fight with kylo ren is echo her staff fighting motions and try to lunge at him, but she doesn't have the same range w the saber

-- so she holds her own defensively but is literally on the run and ends up pinned between ren and a sudden cliff edge as a crevasse opens up

-- she doesn't actually turn the battle against ren until she

wait for it

USES THE FORCE

(which is exactly what LUKE did!)

also that whole fight kylo ren is literally dying after being gut-shot, bc chewie blasted him with his fkn bowcaster, which is ALSO set-up earlier as being strong enough to send dudes FLYING after a hit

so kylo ren took a GRENADE to the stomach and STILL nearly won that fight!

just absolutely no reading comprehension at all, it's almost like they haven't seen the film more than once and remember it wrong, or are deliberately or unconsciously lying about to serve a reactionary agenda, and it doesn't matter how rey won but rather THAT she won, at all

the only actual mary sue in that movie is kylo ren

the only other mary sue in that movie is poe dameron

[clqoo]

when baby ben couldn't sleep because of his insomnia, han would sing him don't fear the reaper by blue oyster cult as a lullaby.

[transfemstarscream]

i’m not going to lie but the term “woman-coded” used in fandom meta/analysis is hilarious because it doesn’t mean anything. more often than not, it’s just a term the OP uses either to create the illusion that they do care about female characters (by just calling each man they like “woman-coded”) or a way to indulge in the concept of trans coding without having to refer to the character in question as an actual woman (because they don’t actually believe it beyond surface level fetishization of making their male character a victim to misogynistic violence).

[djemsostylist]

It remains remarkable to me that in ten years time, Disney has managed to kill Star Wars completely in the public consciousness. Sure, your adult fans are perhaps as rabid as ever for whatever meager scraps Disney offers, but judging by trends I've witnessed among my students, it's hardly an IP which is set to endear itself to the greater love of society. Everyone knew who Darth Vader was a mere ten years ago...today, the vast majority of my students know almost nothing about even the original trilogy.

So hats off, I suppose, to Disney for creating a future for this franchise which is so deeply flat, dull, and uninteresting that they've lost the hearts, minds and imagination of the majority of the public.

[liketaylorswift]

apparently it’s swiftie love letters night so I’m sending you all my love ✨💖✨💖✨💖 I hope house hunting and wedding stuff is going well. I’m so honored to be mutuals — you are simply the best 🥰💕🫶

megan my goodness i can’t believe you remembered those things about me! i am always so excited to see you in my notifications, i think your commentary is insightful and intelligent and we are all smarter for having been around you. love you LOTS! 💞

[ichabodcranemills]

I don’t want to tell tag wranglers how to do their jobs but it doesn’t seem right that when you look at relationship tags at Star Wars Sequels there are three versions of R*ylo

[jessequinnfirstofhername]

The Rules:

Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the ship in last place will be eliminated.

If there are multiple ships tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every ship in last place will be eliminated, even if all the ships have tied equally.

When there are only two ships remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

If the ship that you consider the best isn't listed here, hit the 'the best polarizing ship is ___' option and reply to this post with the overlooked ship. The ship with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'the best polarizing ship is ___' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated.Welcome to the party, VaderLuke/AniLuke!

Addendum to Rule 4: Only polarizing ships are allowed. Yes, I'm sure your OTP is awesome, but if there's no proof of it being polarizing then it unfortunately cannot be added to the poll.

This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

It’s another dark day for xenophiles. Thrawn x Anyone was just kicked out of the poll.

You said it, blue space daddy!

Once more unto the (alien-less) breach, dear friends!

Round Ten!

[acourtofidiots]

i want kylo ten to corrupt me and make me evil so we can rule the galaxy together

[afterblossom]

Reylo Tarot Series: King of Wands P4 and P5 are my Targaryen Kylo agenda 🥰 Finally, Suit of Wands is completed! ✨ 3 more suits to go and 21 major Arcanas!

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Previous tarot cards:

Major Arcana:

VI-The Lovers

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Minor Arcana:

Suit of Wands:

Ace of Wands | Two of Wands | Three of Wands | Four of Wands | Five of Wands | Six of Wands | Seven of Wands | Eight of Wands | Nine of Wands | Ten of Wands | Page of Wands | Knight of Wands | Queen of Wands

I feel like I have to mention this every time lol. Yes, I will plan to make an actual tarot deck when this is complete. But it's a long way to go so please bear with me. 🥰

[huxkisser]

OK BUT teenage benarmie au where hux breaks down and brendol naturally dgaf and tells him to deal w it and hux doesn’t know what to do so he calls han, his ex bf kylo’s father, which is the catalyst for them getting back together.

ten years later when they get married han claims he deserves sole credit for making this happen

[sad-drake-lyrics]

what my 65yo father has to say about antis:

let me preface this by saying, i literally wish i had what just happened on video to go viral on TikTok. i was shook by this conversation down to my bones; and if you could see my father - a loud old Italian man with dramatic hand gestures - say what he had to say, i think this shit would blow up. but as i was obviously not filming him while we were eating, i will have to relay to you the story with my words.

so i'm sitting eating dinner at the coffee table with my father while watching TV, as Americans often do instead of eating at the dinner table, and since the news was on he started telling me this story that had been recently mentioned on TV once again from maybe ten years ago (it was in 2014, you can read about it here) where these two 12-year-old girls killed one of their friends as a sacrifice to the Slender Man. yeah, real thing. fucked up.

and so my father told me about how they interviewed one of the killer's mothers, and when questioned about where her daughter's motive could've come from, she said something along the lines of: you know, when i was a kid, i was into Stephen King and horror - and so when my kid was into that kind of stuff, i didn’t think it was a big deal.

so, of course, my response was "yeah, being into that stuff isn’t a big deal at all - it's normal - but being a sociopath and murdering someone is not normal; it's fucked up. but there's nothing wrong with being into horror stories - they're just stories meant to entertain - it doesn't make you a murderer to enjoy Halloween - but it would if you put on a Michael Myers mask and went out and stabbed people." and, of course, like any sane person, my father agreed with me.

then, continuing this line of conversation, i started talking about the concept of how "fiction isn’t reality," and how a frightening amount of people don't understand that; and i literally started telling him about antis - people on the internet who attack and harass others over "problematic" or "inappropriate" fictional interests.

i used well-known pop culture examples like: if you're into Game of Thrones and like Jaime and Cersei together or wanted Jon and Daenerys to end up together (i didn't think he would process the term "shipping," but clearly by the end of this conversation i think i was wrong), that people (antis) will say things like "you should die," and that you "support inc*st in real life," and that "you're disgusting."

i also used the examples of "toxic relationships" in pop culture, like the Joker and Harley Quinn, or Kylo Ren and Rey, and how if you’re into those kinds of fictional relationships that people (antis) will say that you "support toxic relationships," and that you are "glorifying abuse," and that it all "must be what you really want and believe is right or good."

and my fucking 65-year-old father literally goes: "I don’t understand. It’s a TV show. Don't they know it’s fake?"

queue my jaw dropping to the fucking ground because i'm like. YES. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT PRO-SHIPPERS ARE TRYING TO SAY AND THESE PEOPLE DON'T GET IT.

he was flabbergasted, my pals. the shock in his eyes was incredible to behold.

and, oh boy, that isn't even the best part, guys.

my father then says, "Don’t tell me it’s like that with anime too?"

and i said, "it's worse with anime."

and i fucking swear to you - no joke, on my life and baby Jesus' cradle - again my 65-year-old father looks at me and says, “It’s a fucken cartoon."

... ... ...

... i can't ...

i can't end this post better than that.