#lëtzebuergeschcours

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Blödsinn words #7

Lëtzebuergesch: Paangech

Brain: I'm having a pang (pain) somewhere right now.

Meaning: Crepe. It's a effing pancake. Eff my life.

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Pantheismus am Lëtzebuergeschcours

Pantheismus

Am Kader vun de Lëtzebuergeschcoursen ass et heiansdo esou, dass mir vu verschidde Relioune schwätzen, Glawensrichtungen, Meenungen, Liewensastellungen, Philosophien a Gedanken. Ech si frou, fir kënnen esou déif Gespréicher ze féieren an eppes dobäi ze léieren. Dass dat an engem Ufängercours normalerweis net nëmmen op Lëtzebuergesch geschitt, ass méi wéi normal.

Zur Zäit hunn ech e…

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Blödsinn words #6

Lëtzebuergesch: Daseinsberechtegung 

Brain: You lost me in seins.

Meaning: Raison d'être, a reason for existing.

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Why? Why is your reason be being so difficult to learn?

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Blödsinn words #5

Lëtzebuergesch: Doudesangscht or Doudangscht

Brain: I give up, I just can't today.

Meaning: Mortal fear

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I have a mortal fear right now. Learning you.

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Blödsinn memes

I won't take someone seriously when they say I writte with errors in a language I know for about 6 months, when a big company like CSL sends an e-mail like this... o.o Holy Blödsinn.

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Blödsinn memes

Just, nee.

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Blödsinn phrases #1

Phrase: Hien ass hanner Schieren.

Translation: He's beside Schieren.

You'd think it's finished, but no, second translation: He's in the Psychiatric Hospital of Ettelbruck.

Schieren is a city besides Ettelbruck. Boy ain't good in the head and was hospitalized. ...

Why not say it already?

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Blödsinn words #4

Word: Ee, Eeër

Brain: ...

Lëtzebuergesch: No eegs given? 🥚

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Yes, Ee means egg. Why the eff?

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Blödsinn words #3

Word: Freeën

Brain: I waaaanntttt tooo bbeeeeeee freeeeeeeee 🎧

Lëtzebuergesch: Wrong verb. Hint: You're cleary not "frees" with me.

Brain: I'll give you something free, goddamn language... No, I'm not pleased. Fuck.

Who had the idea of putting 3 e together?? weren't two enough?

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Blödsinn words #2

Word: no an no

Brain: I'm too tired for this. "No" means after. After and after makes no sense.. Oh eff it, just say it.

Lëtzebuergesch: Oh you weak brain... It's little by little.

Brain: ... I hope a dictionary falls on you.

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Blödsinn words #1

Word: Bësch.

Brain: Oh, must be beach, ok. Cool.

Lëtzebuergesch: No bitch, it's forest. Duh.

Brain: You're a Bësch to learn. Fuck.

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Class nonsenses #1

We have a 2-hour Luxembourgish class online. Why should we take notes ourselves when we have a lovely simple document made by the teacher in the class? Let's just depend on the teacher's notes and not take anything ourselves.

Oh no.

The teacher lost the document.

Oh no.