#lala syringa

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i've always imagined lala as being kind of like an Ooze of some kind that Can solidify a bit and hapeshift humanoid lady legs but i've been experimenting with some What Ifs for if she isn't Ooze by default, that's just the Texture of her Transformation so to speak

although if she is an ooze/part ooze, it means hilarity ensues for mr "i will frequently just flop onto the floor and refuse to move, for one reason, or another, usually because i am being Difficult" getting Slithered Over

naughty boyfriends get sent to the pear wiggler their very tall and gooey girlfriend's protoplasm to atone for their sins

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go watch shrek 2 dumbass. or who framed roger rabbit. anyway i guess i should conceptualize what lala's head/face looks like from any other angle huh

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Collin: I miss Lala, that chick was at least tolerable, and she didn't even keyscratch any of our shit when she left. Jaren: Yeah, she was nice, she was the one who looked kind of like Mewtwo right? Zoetrope: ...Mewtwo? Really? Jaren: She was like. Super light, grayish purple? Weirdly smooth? Aura of existential sadness or whatever? Mewtwo. Collin: She looked more like a Meloetta Zoetrope: Stop comparing my exes to Pokemon Collin: I mean you have about that many Zoetrope: Go to hell Jaren: -checking something on his phone- holy shit she DOES look like a Meloetta Zoetrope: SHUTTHE -FUCK- UPJAREN